Team vaseline crew, we don't have sex, we simply make sure that the house is stocked with enough vaseline.

As per the time I last when I'm using my vaseline, it really depends on the type.

With the jelly, I can last 15mins, but only 5mins with the vaseline lotion.

Speaking of which, I'm almost out of vaseline. Thanks for reminding me

smellingmenses:

Would have been so embarrassing...

Embarrassing and scary!!!

Hmm, see guys buying train tickets

Was back in university days in the U. S

Wanted to watch porn, but my Internet at home was acting up.

So I drove to campus and parked in an empty parking lot, connected to the school WiFi and started browsing my porn and masturbating. This was night time of course.

All of a sudden, I was blinded by fvcking intense bright lights and as I was scrambling to zip up and toss my lappy, an officer knocked on my car window.

It was so embarrassing.

They were just grilling me, what are u doing here? How come you're here alone, blah blah blah, but it was very obvious

At the end sha, the 2 of them just laughed it off and drove away, leaving me feeling guilty, abused and very cold

EvaJael:

The memories of the crazy ways we reacted when our power supply was interrupted are enjoyable

Lol, I guess, in a way, but our kids shouldn't have to go through that.

absoluteSuccess:
You are watching your secret blue film in the parlour and nepa took the light, and your dad or your uncle is a pastor.

Enjoy your own obituary.

Now this is funny, back in the days of vhs.

The solution was to disassemble the player, remove the cassette and reassemble

EvaJael:
Lolz...all true. U have never enjoyed ur childhood wella without all these stuff. Naija ehn,we're still surviving. Shout out to all the strong and never relenting Nigerians abeg. Our labour will be rewarded someday

You definitely have another definition for enjoyment, cause I dont see how not having electricity translates to enjoyment

ephi123:
And we are still here in 2017. What a shame.
I can't even find this funny because it's so sad.

I find most of ur posts so brilliant, it's a shame u don't have a pic to go with such wit.

Well maybe that's a good thing, cause I woulda been stalking u by now.

U go girl!!!

Only one country has:

ONI
OBA
KING
CHIEF
ELDER
EMIR
SULTAN
LOCAL GOVERNOR
GOVERNOR
HOUSE OF REP
SENATE
PRESIDENCY

Yet, no electricity since 1986.

Who is deceiving whom

sinaj:
Y u telling us

So that u know, duuuh

Why Who are these pre-wedding pics for anywho

I don't get it. Do u get it

Pre-wedding pics in shorts, pre-wedding pics in bikini, pilot pre-wedding pics, mechanic pre-wedding pics... Haba!

The concept of marriage is just being bastardized, with all these high life, vogue-ish concepts, mtcheew

We are not having a big wedding either, unless your father is the one that will foot all the bills, since you wanna be all "traditional".

Highest I will do is pay for a new ride for you and pay for the honeymoon.

If u are considering me as a husband, please take notes

If

If Buhari doesn't run

So if he runs, people will still vote for him

A country with citizens born to suffer.

bensine:
I really like this. So far, this is the only action of the senate president that impress me. However, its just very obvious that most Nigerians don't know how to earn respect of their people. They feel u can force it. What saraki have done is OK but he would av done it better n earn more respect. As a trained medical doctor, personally I expected him to come to the hospital cooperately dressed with tie, then put on a lab coat and attends to as much patients as he can. Judging by hispersonality n position first of all, the patients will be impressed and their psychology will be well affected. They will really feel relaxed and the atmosphere will be amazing. Imagine the number 3 citizen treating u, that's a good feeling first of all. The problem of our leaders is that they are not accessible, u don't even get to see them except on TV n newspapers. If na white man dey this guy shoes now, I swear he will finish work. Do the unexpected self. Though I still appreciate the little he did but he would av done better than that. That agbada in the hospital is out of it...

U support this?

Why not extend your support and let him operate on you, mtcheew.

Why are some Nigerians like this?

Confused country!

Engineers are sent to farms for nysc

Doctors are sent to local government

Now a senator is administering injections

Always putting square pegs in round holes

abescom:
Jesus!!! Did you actually mean this or just on a wind up? The law of this land doesn't permit you to have 18m in your house.

Your hate for everything about this administration is not making you and your kind thing. Which law allows you to have so much money in your house? I was arrested with 1.5m worth of foreign currency years ago by NDLEA at the Seme bother because it exceeded the limit but was freed when they discovered it was legit money. Goje should prove the source of the money and he will be freed.

Defending corruption the pastime of Igbos and wailers.

Which law of the land

State the law of shut up.

How do you guys protect uber drivers?

Just read a story of how an uber driver was killed at ikeja and his car was driven to Delta state.

I don't eat amala

GloriaNinja:
PLAYBOYS LIKE YOU END UP GETTING DISFIGURED BY AN ACID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT, DO IT.

Stay away from this girl at all cost.

Bumbae1:
It is well

Lol op u no dey tire

Let me see ur lips so we can decide

Abegi don't mind him.

Bring that ur yansh and let's leave this useless thread

My question is, why is it only autojosh that makes front page from the auto section

Abi u get contact with seun

When u finally fund her, after waiting soo long
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TrapQueen77:



Let me bring all my boiz to this yard...


Lefulefu kennyid17 Sinz Lastking247 abegi...ansa the kweshun..

All these spoilt girls

ZarZar:


As old as a vampire! Duh.

Didn't you read where I said I saw the song on a movie? A movie that came out in 2015 at that. So when I googled the song, his other songs came up & the 2 are the ones I love

OK, gotcha homie!!

ZarZar:
Every little step by Bobby Brown. I love everything about this song since I saw it in the bio-pic Whitney.

Also, My prerogative by Bobby Brown. This one I listen to when I'm in a "Bleep off" mood, which happens almost daily I relate to it so so much.

Hmmm, how old art thou

Mine was 5 minutes.

Woke up in the morning to pee, then for some reason, I decided to look down, which I never do.

Then I saw my beautiful peniis

That was it, I just couldn't resist.