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My boss can never sleep with twaci for any amount

...and come, please what is 1 million in this buhari regime, can u please remind me

This shhh cray

So Dope! Now I'm going Ayanga Matanga

Omg, I luv short girls

Just wanna lift them up and spin them.

I'm sure twaci is short, my petite princess. Cumsit on my lap

Well I dress provocatively sometimes with my short short nika and I rub oil on my legs

Does that mean I have no brain I think not!

actually, it's "squeez-a moi?"

If ur gonna speak French, please do so correctly, u this barbarian

Estharfabian:

Esther the barbarian

halfricanadian:
lol

huh since when did u become a nigggah

is that what they teaching u over in Canada how to become a nigggah

smh

when a broke nigggah want you (waaaant u bae)

and ur nigggah does everything for u (everything)

ooooo oooooh

https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/ff472011-2322-4ea3-8c76-f8ec02ff8eee/49b6ac42-d408-4a9b-89a2-9023b687ceb4.gif

these hoes are loyal

weak

weeeeeeeeeek

it's all weeek

I think it's cus naija girls don't like to work, work, work, work, work, work

tell her to work out and she'll start shouting like, "he say me have to work, work, work, work, work"

ivyy, please don't let this happen to us, please don't grow fat

There was and still is something I find totally sexxxy about this dame, despite her muscular tone.

Don't know what it is

Twaci:


Actually just one is enough . One slap with a brick

oh my!!

Talk about breaking someone, literally.

Well if that's what it takes to make me subservient, then bricks away!!!!

juhan:

I just think u have what it takes to be Nigeria's Next Top Model.

However I need to assess ur bmi, waist line, skin tone, etcetera.

Also, I need to perform a squeeze test on ur breeaasts, like how u squeeze test mangoes in the market for freshness, but I'm sure ur already familiar with this technique.

Ummm, actually, I've got it the other way round

I wish twaci would slap me

Would u bae Would u slap me around

Sooo hot

With ur T-shirt and panties on, just one or two slaps would be adequate, no need overdoing it, u know

I don't blame you though, with names like sweetlynda flying around.

Maybe some girls are lacing their stuff with sugar, spice and everything nice

Hmmm, so u r saying vagiba can cause diabetes

olatunjithomas:
who let the dogs out?

Ask sansa

Now I know what to get twaci and ivyy on their birthdays

Y'all are welcome.

am sexxxxxy and I know it





wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

yeah

juhan:
Ehn

Please can u send me your pic in just pant

Send to mistress_juhan@yahoo.com

Grazie!

The bride is cute!

Has me lusting on this beautiful Monday morning, not cool

Twaci:
I wish u would vote for Lanicky

Story of my life! Always a Romeo, caught in the divide

Here u are, Queen Regent of House Lanicky, a sworn enemy to the House of Refiner.

Though my affection for you overflows its boundaries, I must do my duty as Lord Commander of House Refiner

I wish I'd get to kiss twaci before the end of the year.

I'm imagining soft glossy lips and strawberry fresh breadth

ErnieSmallzz:
did u c my mention?

Yuup! Grazie!

Need to get to work on this

Go Refy, Go Refy, Go!!!!

Go Refy, Go Refy, Go!!!!

I VOTE REFINER Cc NLjega

ErnieSmallzz:
ok i will, but y d face na?

Thanks luv

Cus am really really grateful

ErnieSmallzz:
10am, should i mention u 1nce it starts?

Yes please

Gosh twaci, looking good man, looking good

Like fresh akara

Now I'm sad

Reminds be of that James blunt song - "...and I don't know what to do, cause I will never be with u"

I don't wanna close my eyes

I don't wanna fall asleep, cause I'd miss d voting

and I don't wanna miss a thang



Refiner, there's no other Finer

Twaci:
You want more pops?

hehe, looks like you've got lots of em in your room huh i'm just imagining you've got a drawer next to your bed filled with all sorts of sugar, smh

actually bae, can't stop thinking bout ur lips (love that red lipstick), your cheekbones, ur cute nose... twaci, you just seem to have it all.

honestly, i flat out wanna kiss u, like baad, like real real bad. I know i may be getting ahead of myself, but I can't help it

okay, on second thought maybe i'll take a pop, dunno if you've got any blue ones, those are my favs