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Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew

Cause they are forming boss

U know that boss on the last stage na, after passing through all the stages, like Shao Kahn, DAT nigggah barely say anything, just be laughing like, "HAHAHAHAAAA", smh

If ur a good player and ur game is tight, then it should be no trouble finishing the game, Yao Ming

Op u 4 show ur deek na, mtcheew

Next time, pull it out and do the helicopter

Twaci:
OK thanks

umm, I was being sacarstic

No way pple are gonna provide all that info, don't think so!

Goodluck Twaci

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Op, bring them to me

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Does sinaj even have yansh

Remains to be seen

I'll take a relaxing bj after a long day

Don't mind passing out while standing sef, just keep sucking

Just imagine!

Everything wrong with Africa, condensed and depicted in that pic right there, smh

So now, police is your house boy/slave/personal assistant

Really, Nigerians need to change, become more educated, more civil... maybe then, we'd start having top notch people in our Political system.


Can't carry your own damn umbrella Are u like a bish or some shhh smh, all these Paris Hilton type dudes, disgusting

Heck! Even without a kitty kat, I'm still getting wet, like whaaaa

smh


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queencalipso:
Well the thing is that am very good at shortening names. Am sure yes dad will do. How about that

hehehe

queencalipso:
Nope!! Call me sweet heart and I will reply with yes honey/ love which ever comes to mind.

There has to be compromise in every relationship

U can't have it all ur way

queencalipso:
This too sound odd and annoying to me.

Just call me; honey, sweet heart, darling, any cute, sweet and romantic pet name abeg!!! Not something official nor the one for parenting

OK! I'll call u sweetheart and u call me daddy, yes

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You don't have to call me "Sir", but u can call me "Daddy!!"

Who's your Daddy

Did u check the date of expiration

My motto!

But op, I'm sure u already know though



Live by DAT errday errday errday

Like I'm sitting on the bench, ion really play

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Jeloma:
Op you shouldn't have posted these pics on nairaland.
Nairaland is full of primitive bushmeats that'd not understand the beauty and confidence emanating from the photos
They are so fvcking dumb and local, most of them would stupıdly conclude that these girls are hoes or loose with low morals. Their brains and minds are still stuck in the pre historic times.
This is probably because the average african man hasn't evolved beyond the stage of homo neanderthalensis. Sad but true.

Nice concept by the way. Beautiful, confident ladies.

Seems you know the gist.

These dudes must be like soooooooooo frustrated with their lives to be attacking everything and everyone.

Post a swimsuit pic, they call the person a prostitute.

Post a wholesome pic, they say "who u EPP" and other b.s like that.

Very hateful and frustrated individuals on here.

texazzpete:
So someone wearing a one piece swimsuit is now 'evil' abi? With this mentality, what is the difference between you and Boko Haram?


Your problem is hypocrisy sef. in late 2015, you even posted a picture of a beauty pageant contestant wearing something no less revealing than the outfits you revile here

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Is this not the image you posted then? Is there any major difference?

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So why was that not 'evil' then in your intolerant, fundamentalist eyes?

Hypocrite!

Dude! Why are u wasting ur time Don't you know Nigerians are the number one haters in the world


Then nairaland, don't even get me started on the kind of peeps we have on here.

Calling people prostitutes cause of a swimsuit, my gosh, black man, smh


Realize that you are in a shhhithole country with no power, no water and few jobs, so u can hardly expect sanity from its residents.

I'd expect that being a member since 2005, you woundnt overly engage these lot, since you should be used to the level of insanity by now. I know it hurts your sanity seeing their insanity get supported and even prosper, but just one rebuking response is necessary, if any at all.

In the next generation of this country, maybe education would be made a priority and common sense would then be common.

Till then, you've just got to deal with these illiterate, hungry, prostitute calling murrafvkers!!! Best way to do that in my opinion is to ignore their folly and only rebuke their folly once if need be, so they do not think themselves wise in their foolishness.

What's life without a dark hole

You tell me

Step 1: Make sure you are currently working out. You will need all muscles working together here for the greater good.
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Step 2: invite her over for movies, dinner, heck even coffee. If this is your first time meeting her and you already have step one covered, then invite her right there and then to something, anything!
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Step 3: now this is where the magic happens, the final step, the climax, the crescendo, the most important step in the history of steps.

In this final step, you have one and only one job to do and that is, GET NEKID!!!

doesn't matter if you are in middle of the market, or alone at home, or in a 5star restaurant or in mama put, just get naked and make sure she sees you nekid.

You can try something like "ants are biting me, help!", then start removing ur clothes.
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Conclusion: follow these 3 steps and that girl of your dreams may just move out of your dreams and into your reality.

Nope! Not advisable

Wait...

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So u need ur parents permission

Nice one

Nice! Wish u guys za bez

My nuts

Salty and chewy































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i won't, cause i don't like pickles

...but how sick does one have to be, to come on here as a woman while being a guy, then chatting up guys who you know are only interested in women, not guys.

daz some sick shht right thur homeboy

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Did you ever practice kissing when you were younger

like kissing ur pillow forming ur fingers into lips or maybe something more adventurous...



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or did you just dive in, mouth wide open as the rookie of the year!


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beware! it means she loves u like a brother




mayday mayday


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