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hmmm...

Well, X marks the spot, don't ask me Y

mizzbouqui:
Black is just too beautiful, I'm proud of ma skin

I'm even more proud of ur skin than u are, hence why I always wanna see u nekid

Such art

At least u were Rapped

A nairaland R&B'd me today, then Rocked me so Soulful, dunno if they used Jazz

When a man marries a king, smh

"Ceaser didn't see it,
so he ceased to exist
and that nigggah that killed him
got the keys to his shhit"

No wonder

I saw lanicky just run past me today at shoprite, almost knocked me down sef. Guess she must have been racing to buy her some nice Holizie Prezies

Then I saw mimzy with oily lips, munching on Mr Biggs chicken. She was so ferocious, biting and swallowing without even chewing

Then ivyy, saw her at coldstone ordering all the flavors of icecream they had, she was like, "can I get this and this and this and this, ooowie, I want that one too"

Easy girls! Easy to blow money, hard to make it, Yao Ming

As for the lovely refiner, u still remain the true winner in my heart. We will surprise u one day

falconey:
[size=20pt] I don't know why I don't find it intriguing but lots of my friends and siblings do.

maybe because I don't see much action , I love action series or movies [/size]

omg dude!!

You don't know what you're missing, like for real! really

you need to watch every episode in the first two seasons to get hooked.

falconey:
[size=20pt] thank you .......welcome to #teamfal together we are stronger . [/size]

I hereby dub thee, Mr. Nairaland.

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May your reign be long and prosperous!

Well actually it's just for one year, but may it be long non the less

Anybody watching Game of Thrones reruns

falconey:
[size=20pt] it is high time you change your signature ..........I have one for you. [/size]

Roger that!!

I think I've got it.

falconey:
[size=20pt] is that a Bible ? [/size]

it's anything u want it to be your Grace!

halfricanadian:
Drip ko vaccine ni

Like I'm expecting u to admit and go full-freak online

Nope! Already used to ur halfreak Canadian bullshhhhit

halfricanadian:
No joor

Tell that lie to the Canadians

Like I don't make u drip, mtcheew

halfricanadian:
Hmmmm no tanx

Oh puhleeease

u know u want dis

halfricanadian:
Some people that are wicked,selfish,self centred, full of themselves,never contentend nd many bad words u can imagine made it so

awww

u wan ah kiss

curvysola:

sex?
money?
boredom?
adventure?

those are the ones that i know!


b]i have only cheated once and it was because i was bored the guy was too quiet ??[/b]

I don't really know why

...but I'll tell you something I do know.

Your yansh is on Faya, damn gurl

All these thoughts running through my head, sandwiches and icecream, damn

Ecclesiastes20:
...

Yep, they really do like the attention.

Any who, goodluck. In time she'll be yours if u take it slow.

donbenedict:
Waiting for ellechrystal to come and break dis dude's heart now

Lol, they always do, sad, like an epidemic

A guy profess by creating a thread, then the object of his affection comes over to shut it dooooown.

All my years in this forum, I'm yet to see a noble profession of love be may by a receptive heart.

Nna, b like say dis bros is very horrny, like code red, max threat level, explosion imminent

If not, I see no reason y u would promise her before the nairaland world

Hope things work out 4 u though 4 good.

TrapQueen77:
Silver may be flame resistant but surely it melts when it's too much heat. It will stick on ur heavily dangling meat . Ull see.

U just sha wanna burn my peniiis

Wickedness

TrapQueen77:
Pants on fire? Surely Ur dick will be burn first coz tat meat was been dangling heavily.

No, it's ur pants that are on fire

First, I dont wear pant.

Second, even when I wear pant, its the flame resistant pant i wear, the silver one

TrapQueen77:
I never experienced this.

Liar liar, pants on fire

I feel mine was spiritual though, dunno

Some I get are normal, like I'm already in the shower, dressing up and then I realize I'm still in my bed, hehe.

Others, I feel only Jesus can break

ireneony:
happy birthday

Hello chicken head

ForeverYoung197:
How you know my song? I mean my favorite song.

ummm, is dis a treek kweshure

ThrillmeatRep:
Your Head is truly Boiled!

In all honesty, it would have taken u less time to show ur black nipples than typing this right here.

Well, that's if u even care about the OPs suffering

Heya, I just shed one tear 4 u right now

Ladies, please come to his aide and show him ur breeasts

ForeverYoung197:
Op you used straw in her pussy? Do you think her pussy was a fountain of orijin that you can just put a straw on it? this is a LIE!

Op was like, "Forever Young, I wanna be Forever Young", so he now went to start sucking kitty kat as if na fountain of youth, smh

hmmm, wait a minute

jhasper:
.
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if I EPP u with 1m
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u no go collect

Sure, I'd take it, but no twaci in return

Even for 1 billion dollars, no twaci