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Education / Re: Nigerian Students And Hilarious Exam Answers by enigmatique(m): 1:39pm On Aug 14, 2016
adekayo1234:
I laughed so hard reading this probably because I have done something like that before.
It was during junior Neco business studies where we were supposed to translate shorthand to English. Everything was just like Arabic, so I just wrote down the lyrics of my favourite song "God would make a way where there seems to be no way" and I wrote at the bottom margin pleading with the examiner that we were not taught.
At the end of the day I had

























































A1 in business studies grin

Guy you're not alone! In my case I didn't beg for help but I made sure I wrote something for that shorthand section in JSSCE. I reasoned that the instruction was to "Attempt all sections", so I attempted them. And just like you, I got an A! cheesy cheesy
Webmasters / Re: Come And See The Website A Nairalander Created by enigmatique(m): 8:26am On Jul 18, 2016
Yes, it does look empty. Besides, your design, especially your choice of colors, isn't very pretty. Why not create a WordPress website, use one of their many cool themes and continue building from there?
Phones / Re: Airtel BB Android by enigmatique(m): 10:17pm On Jul 12, 2016
David25:



Oh I thought as much. The imei is not the problem, it's because you subscribed to the 2G plan. Many people have had the same complaints on not being able to use the BIS plan after the 2G subscription. so I advise you opt of the 2G plan by dialing *482# and reply with "3" to opt out.
Hope it helps the situation after that.
Thanks let me try this out and get back to you ASAP.
Phones / Re: Airtel BB Android by enigmatique(m): 1:15pm On Jul 12, 2016
David25:


Yes it's still working, although it has been blocked on some IMEI. And by the what IMEI did you tweaked to? Have you by any chance subscribed to the Airtel 2G plan lately? those might be the reason why its not connecting. Try a different IMEI, perhaps the one you are currently using has been blocked.

Yes, I subscribed to the 2g pack but it has expired na on 7th of this month. As for the IMEIs, here are the ones I have tried:
356760051192556
358265010806625

I have also tried the BlackBerry Z10 IMEI, all to no avail.
Phones / Re: Airtel BB Android by enigmatique(m): 10:35am On Jul 12, 2016
Guys, is this stuff still working? I have changed IMEI, changed APN(both internet.ng.airtel.com and blackberry.net) switched between 2g and 3g- all to no avail. Your help will be very well appreciated.

Cc David25
Phones / Re: Does Airtel Bb Complete Work On Android?? by enigmatique(m): 10:29am On Jul 12, 2016
edemhe:


Hope it's not too late. But you can use this app to generate imei for many phones

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.devjay.imei_generator
Guys, is this stuff still working? I have changed IMEI, changed APN(both internet.ng.airtel.com and blackberry.net) switched between 2g and 3g- all to no avail. Your help will be very well appreciated.
Programming / Re: Random Problems To Measure Algorithmic Efficiency (asymptotic Analysis) by enigmatique(m): 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2016
Fulaman198:

You are right, I'm sorry, that was a typo
Nah, no problem bro. Glad to be of help.

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Programming / Re: Random Problems To Measure Algorithmic Efficiency (asymptotic Analysis) by enigmatique(m): 1:31pm On Jul 09, 2016
But Fulaman198, I suspect that the second loop in program 1 will be an infinite loop. J is initialized to 0, so all future attempts to multiply j by 2 will still give you 0. I think you should use 1-based counting instead.

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Programming / Re: My Php Code Does Not Execute But Displays Code On Browser, by enigmatique(m): 10:06pm On Jun 30, 2016
Capacchino:
Greetings experts,
I am a php beginner. I observed that whatever code I write does not execute on the browser, but the browser displays back whatever I have coded instead of the output. Don't rilly know my way around d problem, I need ur suggestions, pls.. Tnx
Are you sure you're running a local server using XAMMP or the likes?
Programming / Re: Meet Nairachat - Nigeria's New Phenomenon by enigmatique(m): 10:18pm On Jun 23, 2016
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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Developers And Designers Needed by enigmatique(m): 2:07pm On Jun 17, 2016
Stanjr:
You A Good Developer ? Got Skills In CSS3 and can bring out the best in php and html? Lets talks business
Check out Lanthanidesoft.com, a previous project of mine. You can contact me via mavizacogito@gmail.com.
Technology Market / Re: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by enigmatique(m): 5:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
Jeffy1206:
So sad that my old man decide to leave me at this time...really death you're wicked. A great iroko tree on which I lean has fallen! Adieu papa sail safely home...
You have my sincere sympathies bro. May you and your family have the fortitude to bear this loss, and may you all live to achieve great things that will make Baba proud.

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Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Join Ums Training Hub To Be A Mobile App Developer by enigmatique(m): 7:07pm On Jun 05, 2016
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Ego le? How much?
Programming / Re: Things I Wish I Knew Before Releasing My First App by enigmatique(m): 6:52pm On Jun 05, 2016
Hmmm. These points are very enlightening and well written. Thumbs up larisoft.
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 4:21pm On Jun 03, 2016
UPDATE: Sold! Sold!! SOLD!!!
Thanks to everyone who had a look and even more to those who made enquiries. Above all, thanks to Davidhoop, the lucky and smart man who didn't let this great deal pass him by. Transacting with him was great, friendly and hassle free. Thanks a lot bro!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 4:06pm On Jun 03, 2016
opegold11:
Please I need help with my code. I have this error popping up.

THERE IS AN ERROR/BUG IN YOUR CODE
Results:
Internal Error: runTests aborted: TestOutcomeEvent(handled=False, test=, result=, outcome='error', exc_info=(, TypeError('object() takes no parameters',), ), reason=None, expected=False, shortLabel=None, longLabel=None) is not JSON serializable



class BankAccount(object):
def _init_(self,balance=0):
self.balance = balance
def deposit(self,amount=0):
self.amount = amount
self.balance += amount
return self.balance
def withdraw(self, amount):
if amount > self.balance:
return 'invalid transaction'
else:
self.balance -= amount
return self.balance
class MinimumBalanceAccount(BankAccount):
def __init__(self,minimumbalance):
self.minimumbalance = minimumbalance
1. If how you pasted your code here is how you're trying to run it, then there are indentation errors in it. Cross check.
2. Don't set the default value of amount to zero in deposit(). Let it be whatever value the user specifies.
3. Use conditional statements in deposit() to check that the stipulated amount IS a number AND is > 0. Otherwise, error out.
4. Lastly, you need to use various conditional statements to ENSURE that you're working on the right type of input e.g that the amount supplied to withdraw is a number and not a string.
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 8:38am On Jun 03, 2016
Good morning NLers. This deal is hot! Grab it now!
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 8:36am On Jun 03, 2016
Agbeke2013:
where is your phone number to contact you
Sorry for the omission. You can call, text or WhatsApp me on... [SOLD!].
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 10:33pm On Jun 02, 2016
Hot! Still available! Where's that lucky man or woman? Hurry!!
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 10:48am On May 31, 2016
murshid09:
where are u in Lagos. whatsapp me 08077329690
I'm around that Agbado Ijaiye/ Iyana Ipaja side. And I don WhatsApp u as u talk.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 9:16am On May 31, 2016
tr3y:

Programming experience is important to an extent, unless you are as smart as Einstein then you are good without it.
If you can solve the Homestudy all by yourself and can pick up new skills to like basic - intermediate level within few days then you good to go.

It was fun too, you get to meet great and like minds and also play some crazy morning games.
Yeah, those morning games! E.g we played Fizz Buzz in real life!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 9:12am On May 31, 2016
omonosa25:



should one have programming experience?, and was the project assigned to you or was it your brainchild?


plus, how fast pace was the Class?, can a beginner do well and were dere beginners there?...


THIS THREAD MISS YOUR LUCID EXPLANATIONS.
1. Yes, programming experience will be an advantage.
2. The projects were assigned to us.
3. This boot camp was 67% about teaching us soft skills and observing how fast we adopt them. In that respect, yes, it was fast paced.
4. There were beginners all over. Honestly, no b by experience alone. The core requirements included completing given projects, submitting BY the deadline given, giving and receiving feedback etc. You just have to be able to grow immensely to meet new tasks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 10:04pm On May 30, 2016
Spyde:
Hello guys,hws ur bootcamp goin?
**How did your boot camp go

Ans: It wasn't bread and butter oo! Think about stepping up your game to level 7 in two weeks! Then you'll have an idea! Men, our talents were truly ACCELERATED. And that's so cool. If you see the projects we INDIVIDUALLY built in LESS THAN three days, u go tro way salute! We're now more incredible than ever. You should ask tr3y, miketayo, louisdante and johnez1987 too.

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Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 4:56pm On May 30, 2016
Still available. Neat, perfectly working and a two-in-one combo! Grab it now!
Technology Market / Re: [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 2:30pm On May 30, 2016
BetaTechnicians:

saw it late, happy sales.
Late as how? The devices are still available. Besides, I initially forgot to mention that I'm in Lagos.
Technology Market / [SOLD!] 500 Gb Hard Disk And 2 Gb RAM Devices For Sale! by enigmatique(m): 3:44pm On May 29, 2016
I have 500 Gig HDD and 2 Gig RAM devices for sale. They belong to my old laptop and since I've gotten a new machine, I'd like to sell them to a lucky man/woman. Lucky because the devices are in PERFECT working condition, are neat and will be sold for a bargain price.

Specs are as follows:
- HDD
500gb
Seagate
Momentus Thin
Sata
5400 rpm

- RAM
2 GB

Location: Lagos

Combined price: 10k (negotiable)

Location: Lagos state.

UPDATE: Sold! Sold!! SOLD!!!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 9:32pm On May 14, 2016
miketayo:

who is in bootcamp class 1?
Present sir!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 11:10pm On May 11, 2016
3doursdown:
Quick question guys. How old was the oldest applicant that made it to any of the previous bootcamps? I don't wanna be out of sorts undecided
From what I gather, age(or gender) is NOT a barrier to getting into Andela. Further proof can be found from this Twitter post by the Andela branch in Kenya.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Andela_Kenya/status/695910020681170944/photo/1
That was their class V. So, fear not.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 8:35pm On May 10, 2016
tr3y, miketayo, johnez1987, damieskillz, louisdante et al, congratulations to US all! Let this hacking be taken to the next level! See y'all on Monday! (That is, HALLELUYAH, I also got a bootcamp IV! cheesy cheesy )

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 8:33pm On May 10, 2016
Ehm...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 8:30pm On May 10, 2016
Uhm...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by enigmatique(m): 8:23pm On May 10, 2016
Spyde:

hello bro, as a beginner ,what if i havent really done any software project before?
It doesn't matter. All you need to know is provided in the Home Study Curriculum. Study it very well, ace the tests and labs associated with it and you will sure be a guru.

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