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Let her Breatheeeee, pleeease!!!!!!!!!!!!.
i personally dont like men that pester girls. leave her alone. it's her life she can take as long as she wants to make up her mind.

walelead:
Its not poor Lagosians that needed fuel for their cars that were caught in the inferno, its greedy area boys that are trying to make money for themselves.

the greedy area boys and the mannerless lagos lookers that prefer to stand and watch the ordeal instead of using their Tvs at home
yes o, the poor lagosiana wait for the areaboys to sell to them. they know better thatn to move close to the vandalisation site .

awww, i'm really sorry to hear this. next time sleep with one of your eyes open.
u can get over the guy by making sure are not alone and when u are alone find something that really requires a lot of concentration to do. cry your eyes out also, it clears your head. exercise a strong head control not mind,  because your mind is in a mess right now . i wish u luck

the most romantic name u can call ur man is DICK or DICKSON

why cant u just stop this madness?

i'll go out with him if he agrees to let his wife join the party.

wwud if Men start getting pregnant instead of women ?

yes o!

According to her. she said she was a lesbian and she does not do it no more.
mind u, weird mc has a child and she's almost 40 years old!

i dont know why other pple go into a relationship, but i go into a relationship because i,m crazy about a guy and and i think he feels thw same way about me.

o pari

why cant i stop logging unto nairaland ?
why do we have so many crazy people here ?
why cant i stop chatting ajolayo?
why is everyone asking why?

i have sent the message and i havent been connected back on the gprs. i'm dying to download so many things on my fone !

just download whatever u want on the internet to ur computer and from ur pc u can load it on ur ipod. mind u, u have to use the same computer u used in configuring the ipod in the first instance or else u'll lose all the things u have on it if u use another pc

i like the manual when i want to perform stunts.
come lagos traffick, auto is my choice

i prefer ponmo to meat. it does u no good at the same time no harm.
u dont have to worry about cholestrol and all that crap.
the really fat once are the bum!! just have to bite into it. it sounds great too

call it leather i dont mind ponmo is an ideal meat any day any time !

Let me ask u girls this,
DOES LOVING A MAN MAKE U LOVE URSELF ANY LESS?

let me share this with u.
i saw this story on the Oprah show.
there was this woman living with her boyfriend in the US
the guy happen to be a very jealous person and he beats the woman up whenever she comes in close contact with any man.
one day, he just came from whereever, and was screaming at the woman, asking her to produce the man she has in the house and before she could say jack, he pulled a gun from his pocket shot the girl and her mother
her mother died instantly and three quater of the girl's face was blown off.
she cant breath normally she has to breath thru her neck!! she wears bandage over more than half of her face and cant be seen publicly

all in the name of love.
a guy that trully loves u wont go to the grave with u how much more the one that beats u up.
staying with a guy that beats u is as good as attempting suicide !!

the choice to stay alive is yours

abeg seun dont listen to these pple o
u dont want to see the faces of these pple u re talking to.
i've seen some pictures and they are , boy!!! ;
if i have to see a monkey, i'll rathe go to a zoo than attend the nairaland award
in fact if anything like that comes up i'm sure a lot of pple wont come to nairaland again. knowing that most of the pple are baba iyabo's replica
an award is a good idea but u guys shldnt evn think abt bringing pple togther in person

where the hell is seun anyway?
pple are dying to hear what u have to say.
who knows our great seun might even have horns. check out his title , u'll know what i'm talking abt .

please guys save nairaland those ugly faces lol

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS SEF ?
WHY DO U KEEP TALKING AS IF GIRLS ARE GOODS U LOOK AT ON THE SHELF IN A SUPERMARKET AND PICK THE ONE U CAN PAY FOR ?
WHAT SEUN SAID IS RIGHT LET'S FOCUS ON THE GOOD QUALITIES.

I CAN BET THAT A LOT OF GIRLS HAVE MORE BRAINS THAN SOME GUYS.
IT'S TIME GIRLS TOO TALKED ABOUT WHAT THEY HATE IN GUYS.
REMOVE THE LOG IN UY EYES GUYS. THESE DAYS U PPLE HAVE STRONG MOUTH ODOUR AND LOTS OF PLAQUE AT THE BASE OF UR GUMS. ADDRESS THAT FIRST BEFORE U START TALKING STRETCH MARKs, POT BELLIES AND FLABS.
SOME OF THESE GUYS TALKING EVEN HAVE THESE THINGS THEY CLAIM TO HATE IN GIRLS. SO WHAT ARE U PPLE TALKING ABOUT

Great idea!!!!
who said we cant get sensible posts on nairaland ?!!

i nominate
1 balogun for the best doctor in the house
2 freelance for the most informative posting

pls seun do something abt this. we'll love to have results.
keep up the good work

is ur cousin a virgin?
try getting him laid he'll get over the shyness fast.
get a girl to f, k the brains out of him.
he'll just be fine after the whole show

hello guys,

i don't know if there's any body in the house that can help me.
i have a really big BUM and i want to reduce it fast.
i used to like it big but it's begining to costitute a nuisance.
it keeps heads turning  and it can't stop guys eyes from bulging 

do post me a remedy
thanks guys 

There's really nothing wrong in xtain dating. it's really sad that these days, hadly can one find a true xtain courtship we all know what i'm talking about dont we?

so my bro, get straight to the point dont tell us that xtain dating is difficult. tell us u are sexually frustrated because u cant do the things that u used to look.

be true to urself face the proband leave ur beign born again out of it.

that is the trick the the devil use to rob u of ur blessings ( spiritual ). just pray and tell God to strenghten u.

most importantly u sef commot eye, zero ur mind

haba ! havent u guys watched

Merchant of Vernice (Al Paccino)

devil's advocate

Usual suspect

Those are movies men!!

As far as i'm concerned the topic is a good one so i wont call it posting for posting sake.
What people fail to realise is that everyone cant see things from the same pespective.
Some people choose to serve others all their life contended with the salary handed to them by their employers. Such people are scared of moving out of an employment for the fear of failure. the salary becomes "blood" they cant do without it and at the same time they just cant ge enough.
While others stay in employment for a while just to make not much too much but a little to kick off on their own.
So a banking job really boils down to what exactly one wants for himself. What u see as a level of success. whatever makes u fell that u've arrived! So if u want to get an ok salary and let ur family suck on it's like life itself, Fine!!!
I am a professional and i'm currently in the banking industry. There's no compensation whatsoever for my professional qualification, so i'm finding my way out as soon as possible.
Nice topic! please keep posting

what can i say ? i've written the test and i think all they test is accuracy and ur level of reasoning. it looks really simple but u have to be able to read btw the lines. forget all u knew before and focus on the context. wish u luck

my guy, p&g test no be yoke o. carry ur calculator and ur ruller sha when u are going but make i tell u fact na real hard thing o! so be prepared . also dress well when u are going because if u pass the test u'll do an interview immediately. i wish u luck