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Uba is so sick. money was deductedfrom my savings account too becase i made a wirthdrawal outside the area that my account is domiciled. ans both areas are within this lagos o!!
thay are thives and i think they have run out of ideas of making an income for the bank so they resulted to robbing their customers of their hard earned money
anyway the next time i step into a uba, i'm going in to close my account because i just cant deal with that at all

email me at MUMU@IDIOT.COM  

Allow me congratulate u on the succes of the test.
As per the interview u must exercise patience. there are times that oceanic takes up to nine months after passing a test before u are called for an interview
in the main time just make sure u get all the info abt oceanic bank and have all at the tip of ur fingers
there's just one interview, dress smart speak well and go ahead ans ell urself. i wish u luck

tell us when u get d job o !!

sojiboy:
CHILD IS GREATER THAN MONEY
Yorba---Omoboriowo

u've done ma language already

i wonder why some women like to carry big hand bags.
I dont like to carry a big hand bag. i make sure i rid my bag of anything i know i can do without in the day.
some pple carry bags as heavy as 5kg!! isnt that madness?

TY4succex:
this is authentic,
Don't be deceived by this jumbo pay that is making the rounds. My very close friend works there. she showed me the employment form and the pay package as well as the monthly salary account bal.
You will be on probation for six month during which you will be entitled to 76,000 as monthly gross income. After removing tax and others ,your take home pay will be 62,000 or sometimes little above it , for six month which might extend to 8-9month if they are not satisfied with your performance . Most freshers extend to this extra moth.some might
spend 1year on probation still on 62,000 net income.

After you are confirmed, your pay wil be increased to 120,000 gross income. After deductions , you go home with 100,000-105,000. sometimes it might go a little below this say 95k.
you might be lucky to be appraised based on your performance after 6-7month (i.e totalling 1yr-1yr7 months)and your pay increased to 2.2million per annum about 180,000 per month ( don't forget your heavy tax deduction , pay as you earn, PAYE).some people take 1 yr+ to receive this while other take up to 2yrs.

but oceanic is a good place to work because it's LESS stressful compare to ,

THAT IS THE MOST AUTHENTIC
THIS IS THE PURE PICTURE!

I dont love R kelly, I love his music. He's really a legend

u should read seun's post u'll know that the kind of woman he want (or wishes to have ) does not exist on the face of the earth. if any one for that matter wants to marry seun, just hit his head real hard, let him pass out and drag him to church or wherever he's to get married

Clinique- Happy works well for me !
CK escape
those are perfumes that turn me on

5) Quiting jobs on flimpsy excuses

3) Teaching others how to do almost everything and never doing it themselves

Liar !! I have just bought this same laptop off Dell website at $499 = N65,000. plus shipping and vat it totalled $603 = N78390. so why should buy form u at N135k not even N100k.

If i can get it cheaper why buy from u ?

i almost laughed !!! hissing

this one na exam o !!

i dont think u need to cry over spilt milk
whether ur advice was right or wrong, it's been given and she has acted upon it.
telling u it's a wrong thing to do as far as i'm concerned is rather late.
take full responsibility and move on man !

@ freelance

Dont worry being a vegetarian is cool
Just go outside and graze. u'll get all the nutrients u need from those uncooked weed grass. nothing can  be better than that

alabiyemmy:
if you find out anything good about the Urine - please tell me about the poo o - abi? if you say your unrine is therapy - what about the poo?

lol.
very funny

BlackMamba:
If you don't mind, can you explain.

if i want to trace my real children at all, i'll only trace the children of my female children as my true decendants.
Instead of counting the children of my male children i'll only consider the kids that my female children had. that way, i'm sure they got pregnant and i'm sure they have a % of my blood runing in their veins

hope that explains it

This is the reason i have decided to trace my lineage thru the offspring of my female children. i dont want any mix up

I WANT BOSE TO WIN
SO STOP THIS CAMPAIGN

it's in heaven o.
please make sure u take pictures when u go there

i've been wondering for the past 4yrs now why i'm unwilling to get into one myself. I've not been able to psych myself into a relationship.
i guess people like me are cowards and we get to die many times.
i'm not afraid of a heartbreak unlike some people but i hate the responsibilities that comes with being committed

white`Nkem:
If you really love him, you wouldn't have considered a break up in the first place. The answer is only within you.

there are times that it's really not that u dont like the guy. u just need some breathing space to clear ur head and think abt things. assure urself that u are making the right choice.

nice  cleavage
flaunt it a little more

the consumption of paraga is not only limited to drivers and conductors.
i have seen our so called university graduates and corpers taking this drink called paraga.
i'm sure they dont know the only thing that thing does is ruin their liver.

Anyone from Ghana in the house?
I'm planing to go to Ghana for my vacation and i'll like the house to tell me places i should see
Tourist attractions, resort centres and nice places i shouldnt miss once in ghana
Thanks

i think the people to be blamedfor this is NEPA or whatever name they call themselves.

tha same thing that happens to your freezer when  NEPA strikes affect the motuary

so, blame NEPA !!