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whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jolie's got the lips no doubt

what's with u anyway?


Men's last name is shit now! dont u know ?
that's why when something happens, pple exclaim "SHIT MEN"!

yuck!!

HARWELL:
ONE GOOD THING I WANT You TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT, LIFE IS ALL ABOUT You, IS THE WAY You KEEP UR SELF THAT WILL DETERMINE UR TOMORROW,SO ENI, IS BETTER You ADVICE THEM NOW BEFORE IIT BECOMES SOMETHING ELSE.

i'm glad u said u want to advise them. they can either take ur advise or shove it up ur ass !!!!

Dust yourself up and try again man!!

u had better find a better tuition house than wyse. u'll only get distracted when u go to wyse. u have too many pple with sad stories abt ICAN and that's not the kind of stories u need to hear right now, blive me.
i wish u luck sha, just keep trying. u are lucky that now u have a credit system. before if u fail one paper 2 times u have to resit all four agian
so just thank ur stars

it's the most stupid thing i have ever heard. whatever happened to the word adult? just leave them alone and let them wear whatever thy want. if they like let them come to class naked. they are adults and they are responsible for their actions. let them be !!

just be urself.
if she likes u, she'll stick around

we girls enjoy the chase because that's when u guys are at your best behaviour.
the Mr Nice Guy dissappears as soon as the chase is over now.
abeg make we enjoy am cos we all know it doesnt last for long

larvea wont stay lavea forever now. they'll eventually move to the nest stage of their metamorphosis and fly away (if they have wings).


moreso they need a place to stay.
so let's see it this way, they have a roof, and dont let's forget food till they move on to the next stage of their lives.

na real wah o !!!!

[size=16pt]SONY ERICSSON[/size]

pls my brother try sony ericsson. their fones are just too much

i used to be a nokai lover until i used my first sony ericsson w800i and i've been hooked since then.
no matter hoe cheap the fone is all the features u'll need will accompany it, good sound quality and i must tell u it's very user friendly.
u cant just compare a nokia phone to a sony ericsson.

Dont be deceived, i use all the faetures on my sonyericsson phone and i'll never ever for any reason use a nokia.

be carefull girls !!!
i've had a very bad experience with contact lenses that almost costed me my eye.
so of u want to wear them at all stick to the dailies.

i give the comfort to contact lenses anytime. they are so cool and pple dont get to know u are half bliind (that's for those of us that wear thick i mean very thick lenses )


be careful with the laser surgery too, i hear it reverses.

You will be on probation for six month during which you will be entitled to 76,000 as monthly gross income. After removing tax and others ,your take home pay will be 73,150 or sometimes little above it , for six month which might extend to 8-9month if they are not satisfied with your performance . Most freshers extend to this extra month.some might


After you are confirmed, your pay wil be increased to 120,000 gross income. After deductions , you go home with 100,000-105,000. sometimes it might go a little below this say 95k.
you might be lucky to be appraised based on your performance after 6-7month (i.e totalling 1yr-1yr7 months)and your pay increased to 2.2million per annum about 180,000 per month ( don't forget your heavy tax deduction , pay as you earn, PAYE).some people take 1 yr+ to receive this while other take up to 2yrs.

@seun
just tell me u havent seen this thread

i just wonder why seun does not respond in any thread the discusses him.

pls go to oceanic bank o
make no mistake
the truth is that u'll experiencce that peace for real

i wish u luck

i'll buy it if u can raost it for me. i like my suya very spicy so make sure u put pepper well
garnish with onions and lots of tomatoes.
then, i'll buy

abeg bros if u diont trust this girl let go and move on!!

i just wonder why we girls never learn

if u make a man marry u using one trick or the other, u'll be the one to suffer, cos when the man realise u tricked him into marriage then all hell is let loose. Then u start seeing the animal in that man.


why would u want to hook a man not ready for marriage with pregnancy anyway. why do we like our men to marry us out of pity.

why would i compromise my happiness, my future, my home and everything that i'm meant to enjoy for a ring.
All the time a woman forces a man into marriage it's the woman that suffers.

it sucks that we women have lost hope in ourselves, we've lost our self esteem and we think a white dress with a protuding tummy is a good "consideration" for our pride !!

i think it's a very dirty.
let the guy marry u the way u are not because u want to sentiements since u are carrying a baby
i can go on and on.

it's just a shame

MILITIA:
@Topic. This is becoming a more popular trend!

1) Most guys want evidence that the future bride is capable of producing "issues" Especially with the mother-in-laws them!

2) That is one sure way to snag a guy to the altar---like I did! Most guys will try to talk the babes into terminating the pregnancy to get off. Naija babes are bocoming sharper not to listen to those "abortion" merchants. Naija babes will like to keep their babies now instead of playing "good virgins" It does not always work but the guys with conscience will decide to marry the pregnant bride at the last minute. The ones without conscience will bail anyway! Most guys will wait till the last minute to make up their minds about marriage----------when they are hooked!

that's exactly what i detest about all these pregnant bride arrangement
if u wan marry me, marry me if u wnat ur babay then i can just give it to u
i dont want a man to marrry me out of pity.

thanks samueline
i aprreciate ur contribution.

Others please keep posting i have to make a decision and ur help will be greatly appreciated

Dear nairalanders,
I'll love u to help me out on this.
is working in a bank better than going to a manufacturing company like nestle ?

please porvide factts and figures

MILITIA:
@Topic
I think you deserve each other! The union of the blind and the dumb!

lol.
No mind the girl she wan do na shakara oloje

when he took  ur lenses off were u so blind to find ur way to the door. cos i know lenses are for the visually impaired, it is a walking stick that the blind use.
so u werent blind u just couldnt see properly and u sure know where u can find the door since that wasnt the first time u ppple have been together
truthfully girl, i think u wanted the sex and u liked the game he was playing if not u wont be begging a silly guy that takes ur glasses off and tells u to strip
what is ur mouth meant for ? cant u scream? or he took ur tongue out as well

u know love is for the blind so stay putt withthe guy. in the next game ur limbs would be tied to the edges of the bed and he'll tell u how stupid u've been after the whole ordeal

hissing moving on to another thread

let me tell u my own expeience

i wrote the test in january and i wasnt called for an interview until very late august
so exercise patience
ok?

trancorp made me sad

it's Breathtaking

GO TO THE INTERNET AND PRINT ALL THE BACKGROUND INFO ON OCEANIC BANK AT WWW.OCEANICBANKNIGERIA.COM

DRESSING
WHEN U ARE GOING FOR THE INTERVIEW, WEAR A BLACK SUIT WITH WITH  A BLUE OR A WHITE SHIRT. PICK A TIE THAT MATCHES. AND DODNT USE ANY VIBRANT COLOUR. OCEANIC IS CONSERVATIVE.
WEAR VERY MINIMAL PERFUME AND SHAVE AND LOOK CLEAN AND SMART. FINGER NAILS SHLD BE WELL GROOMED AND ALL.

AT THE INTERVIEW
IT'S A PANEL OF 4 OR 5 PPLE
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH UR INTERVIWER AND TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE NOT TO TALK TOO MUCH. COS WHEN U SAY STH, THEY TELL U TO TALK MORE ABOUT WHAT U SAID.
SPEAK AUDIBLY AND NOT TOO LOUDLY. MAKE UR ANSWERS BRIEF AND STARIGHT TO THE POINT. THEY HAVE MANY PPLE TO ATTEND TO.
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING U DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT.
IF THEY ASK U WHAT U DONT KNOW TELL THEM SINCERLY THAT U DONT KNOW IT AND ALSO MAKE THEM KNOW U ARE WILLING TO LEARN. BANKS VALUE SINCERITY AND INTEGRITY. IT'S BETTER TO SAY U DONT KNOW THAN TO OPEN UR MOUTH AND SAY NONSENSE.

READ  UP OCEANIC MISSION AND VISSION STATEMENT. HAVE THAT IN UR HEAD WORD FOR WORD. ALSO KNOW THEIR VALUES AND SOME OF THE PRODUCTS UNDER THEIR VARIOUS CATEGORIES.
PAUSE AND SMILE B4 U ANSWER A QUESTION. U ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO PAUSE FOR A WHILE B4 ANSWERING, IT SHOWS U ARE PUTTING UR THOUGHTSS TOGETHER BUT DONT PAUSE FOR TOO LONG.

SIT STRAIGHT AND LOOK ALERT. MAKE SURE U ARE PASSIONANTE ABOUT WHAT U ARE SAYING.
WHEN U ARE DONE STAND UP, THANK THEM FOR THEIR TIME AND SMILE AT THEM

THEY DONT ASK MUCH
WHEN U ARE ASKED IF U HAVE A QUESTIN FOR THEM PLS DONT SAY NO. IT SHOES U ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THE ORG.
ASK THEM HOW OCEANIC PLANS TO BE THE NUMBER 1 BANK IN NIGERIA.

BE PREPARED FOR QUESTIONS LIKE TELL ME ABT URSELF AND WHY DO U WANT WORK IN OCEANIC BANK

I'LL SEE U IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM

I WISH U BEST OF LUCK.

Wonders shall never cease.
nigerian men talking about Nigerian girls pot bellies is a clear case of a pot calling kettle black.

check the igbo and yoruba men out u'll kow pot belly runs in the country