aaronson:
If this doesn't work for you, come to my house and beat me. I'm posting this not for only you but for also future viewers of the thread in same situation.

Just two things,

1- Quit your sugar intake, mostly soft drinks, lacasera etc.

2 - Water Melon, Water melon, I say water melon, Eat water melon plus the rind for straight one week and keep up with it, You would be running to brothels if you can't get a girl around and chances are you might not cum during second round.

Works like magic but if you want to kill somebody pikin, blend banana with water melon together and tell the girl to say her last prayer before hooking up with you.

DeLioncourt:
So, you wake up one day, only to realize that your mum has switched bodies with your girlfriend...

You have to have sex with one of them to make them switch bodies back... Who would you have sex with? Your mum in your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend in your mum's body?

For girls too... Who would you have sex with?
Your dad in your boyfriend's body or your boyfriend in your dad's body?

2Banty:
Hey Nairalanders,

I have been in the US for some months now and I am in a white dominated state still figuring out the culture and way of life et al. I need help in making friends with these folks here because it’s a very different lifestyle from home.

Please for those who have experience and are living or have lived in the US, how do I make friends here? Thank you very much

peterswagg:
You need money to marry a beautiful woman I swear

Mulatta:


She has participated already and didn't get a model. They only person I can say have the interest of Nigeria in mind out of all those foreigners is that Sophia omolara "super falcon"

spartan117:

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spartan117:

NNS THUNDER is the best naval ship the world has ever known I rest my case.

*runs out of thread*
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/02/nigerias-ship-nns-thunder-wins-global-tug-war-competition/

spartan117:
Only NNS THUNDER will put this fleet to shame

Mulatta:
Idk know if am the only one but she's only representing Nigeria as an avenue to participate. After CWG she won't give AF bout Nigeria

Eggcelent:
Good!

It's A Long Journey & Can Be Sometimes Frustrating Given That Nigeria Doesn't Really Encourage Her Athletes

I Hope You Find Inner Strength To Keep On Keeping On Until Your Professional Goals Are Achieved

And May Her Emergence Lead To Greater Participation Of Home-based Nigerian Athletes In Gymnastics

ITbomb:
Whose daughter is she?
Which local government
Is she Afonja or does she hate Afonja
Christian or Muslim
Is she for PDP or APC
How is Buhari government treating her
Who is her godfather, the person who assisted her to be part of the team Nigeria


If she can't answer at least 4 questions here, she is no Nigerian

lwanga1993:
OP.. please don't listen to this castro216.... If you are my brother and have this mentality.. i will tear you better slap to know wether na juju the woman use charm you. your mentality is typical that if a woman... you are just calling yourself a man because you have a dick.. (mind you, am 24 as well)...my dear age is not the barrier here.. the main problem is her paying for the wedding and you see nothing wrong in it..WOW.. ..you even said you moved in with her(interesting)....and from the look of things ,you will gladly change your surname to hers if she asks...
incase you care to listen.. its better you borrow money from your parents to sponsor your wedding than your fiance sponsoring your wedding......... and please respect yourself and go find your own apartment.....
STOP claiming man cos you have a dick. take full control of things happening in your life.

Davindal:
Different strokes for different folks.

Since, I broke up with my stupid slutty Ex last year due to the fact that I perceived the condom scent around her VJ. I have yet to settle down in relationship with any lady, because the former incident affected me psychologically. I don't seem to trust any lady again.

Last time that I was on break, I met couple of ladies, who wished respectively to initiate a relationship with me, but I didn't give in: I was fearful of being heartbroken again.

One of my guys: a bosom friend of mine, has this girl that he has been dating for like 3 yrs now. This my guy is always suspicious of this girl's fidelity and loyalty to him. He always tells me how he prays to God to avail him a good lady that wouldn't cheat on him, regarding the nature of the job we would be doing. He say he can't stand being cheated by a person he calls wife, girlfriend or even fiancée.

Whenever he calls this girl, and she delays in picking his call, or misses picking at all, next thing is anger and verbal outburst. The girl is a 300L university student. A very beautiful God fearing 22yro lady.

He doesn't seem to believe any explanation this girl may give as regards to not picking his calls.

To me, the girl is a perfect lady. My kinda woman. My parents house is in the same university environment as that of the girl's parent. I have done underground work: set up guys around her home, her department, her place of worship. In all these locations, I have like 2 guys to each location spying on this girl to see if their is any side bobo aside my guy.

They only said that they haven't seen her with any other guy.

None of the guys has giving me any negative report about her. These guys always tell me that she is very devoted to her studies, church service, and stays inside their compound whenever she is at home.

All these I know, but my course mate doesn't know a damn thing about my plan. Instead, he often tells me that he wanna quit the relationship with the girl. He says that the girl can't swear that no other PRICK HAS DICKED HER DOWN since the 3yrs relationship. That if she swears, she gonna die.

Well... Mine is that, I have studied the girl in question. I'm beginning to love her; in fact, I love her, and I'm patiently waiting for him to call it a quit so that I can dive in to initiate relationship with her.

Am I making a wrong move I know that this will certainly make the pally-relationship with my guy/colleague a casualty, but I don't wish for two of us to miss such woman of virtue.

Guys, do you know that this girl in question- though her parents are okay financially - works for her money. She is into computer programming for people, does decorations for ceremonial settings, and leisurely produces hand bags for ladies.

She learned programming for a year the moment she finished secondary school before Jamb and getting admission to stud Pure Mathematics?

This girl doesn't demand money from my guy oo. Is my guy that forces her to collect money, but he once told me that in one occasion he wanted to send her money, that the girl asked him to save up the money for both of them: "baby, save it for us; I'm okay darling." To this my guy suspects.

I can't allow such rare gem to sleep off my hand, since my guy wants to fall hand.

What do you guys think?

Even if she is infidel to my guy, I believe it was his attitude that caused it.

I'm not in a relationship now, for I can't delve into it without studying the lady first.

I can't fall MUGU again.

SingleDaddy:
OK! , long story short, I really need advice at this point in time. I had an encounter with this particular alhaja, I hope that is correct, while i was in camp(Social gathering) , we eventually got to like each other, because she is always tracking me, while I stylishly do the same..

She's always buying me stuffs and surprising me with gift, and I endeavor to do the same.


After camping, we got to finally meet privately, and we had matured meeting between us. All this while, I never knew she was married, and she never talked about it.

Our friendship seems to be escalating quickly, and personally, I never prayed to have anything to do with a married lady. But with the way situations are, I'm stuck in between the hole of a niddle


She seems to be taking this too far and serious than myself... Please what's your advice and suggestions in regards to this issue.

I would like to quench the flame without breaking the candle.

fancy4eve:

well am not pouring sand into his garri, just saying d fact.
He should man up nd stop lookn 4 were 2 dump his lazy Ass. Well I hate lazy guys nd I believe laziness is involve

prechbills1:
My fiance and I have been dating for the past 3years. I attained 24 last week, I wanted to get married to her last year but I just wanted to wait till I attain 24.
The problem I have now is my mom. She is opposing our marriage because my fiance is 5years older than me, I'm 24 while she's 29.My dad has already endorsed the marriage, I'd have liked to go on with the marriage but I don't think going into marriage without both parents blessing is sensible that's why I need my mom's blessing and endorsement.
My fiance has good character, she's very kind and intelligent, I can't afford to lose her because of pressures from my mom at least I'm an adult.
I don't know what's happening, my mom endorsed our relationship but she doesn't endorse our marriage just because she's 5years older than me. The thing is, I can't leave this lady ,not now not ever, she have done so many things for me.
in fact she even promised to provide 80% of the things needed for the marriage!. She is rich, yes she is, the house I'm in living in now belongs to her, I moved in with her in 2016.
The truth is I love her and I can't afford to lose her because of my mom's wish. Both her parents and my dad have given us go ahead for marriage but my mom still doesn't want me to marry because of age and my fiance is beautiful.
I don't know what do now ,that's why I think I need advice from you guys,.I don't know if I should go ahead with the marriage without my mom's endorsement/blessings.

please advice

Daejoyoung:

My problem with this is.. They knew they wouldn't have much time to blend as a team, then why play Frances? why not start with Finland, Hungary, Mexico or even China? l have always been against this friendly with Frances because l knew we would be disgraced. Even our attackers had no chance to show their stuff in that game.