₦airaland Forum

Idrismusty97:
Yes this is the news we need right now. Your back view just solved world hunger. Oh wait is that an alert? OMG Your back view is crediting my back account. Finally the cure of HIV have been discovered. Your Backview! Nigeria really need more news like this, The only way we can escape from economic impedance, infrastructure decay, health sector decline, educational backlog is to look at your Magnificent back view. Thank you dear Omotala for showing us this wonderful backview, You deserved triple Nobel price for Peace, Physics and literature.

And to Seun who always brings topics like this to the front page just know you are blessed. In fact i will advice you renamed Nairaland to OmotalaBackviewLand. That is the only way you can catch up to entrepreneurs in the likes of Mark Zuckerberg who started Facebook around same time you started Nairaland. Do you know his secret? Yes you guess right. Omotala backview!

And to Rochas Okorocha here is another great statue of liberty you can erect in Imo state. Statue of Omotala Backview! It signifies peace, Justice and equality. Just imagine how much foreign direct investments a statue of omotala backview will attract to Imo state and Nigeria as a whole.

On to Buhari, Why employed consultants from Malaysia on economic development when you can just count on Omotala and her magic backview! Omotala backview is the new black gold.

T.B Joshua prophecy have finally come to past. Emanuel! Break through! Back view! Back view! Yes, do you remembered in 2010 September 26th where he prophesied a certain actress from a certain country in West Africa will just suddenly show her backview and all Africa problems would be solved? You can see Mugabe have been dethroned. Guess why? Omotala backview! Super eagles qualify for the world cup, Omotala backview! Oil price rose, Omotala backview! Soon i am guessing a religion will arise in honor of omotala backview. The fastest growing religion that will overtake Islam and Christianity in a matter of days. Omotala backview! Omotala backview! Omotala backview!

iShadow:
Germany


Spain


Sweden


Nigeria

klexycole:
E don set

My prediction

1. Argentina

2. Peru

3. Costa Rica

3. Nigeria

Let's see how far that goes. I rep the Super Eagles

The Land is Green.

hollandis:
I fear denmark after that 4-1

robosky02:
based on the ceding our group could look like this

Brazil

England

Denmark

Nigeria



predict yours

Nedfed:
@Burger
Aiit bro
Just that some of them need to be teach a lesson.
Tnx for your contribution

meforyou1:
buhari is leaving 2019. That is signed and stamped. We don't need any military intervention

Pheals:
Nice one but still... If I gat options wanna lecture abroad not this country

generalbush:
He is a good addition to the team...

Unlike others assholes who felt they had a chance with the 3-Lions.

Les:
how would a twitter handler giving a car to a disgruntled costumer be termed dope? abi u just want comment?

jerryunit48:
Union Bank ... I had a chance to work there but I opted for Europe and am not regretting it

BankManager:
Iheanacho and Iwobi are our heros.THey have the quality and confidence in front of goal, build the team around them..

vchykp:
no.. she is virgin, she has never had joywood bfore, her reaction to touches and sucks will tell easily

vchykp:
lolx.. you no go understand, this girl is too beautiful and innocent, if you catch me accusing her of stealing, you may personally slap me

Palmchatstar:
but y is girls always testing guys

torres89:
am going to say this in the coolest way I can

fvck the shct out of that bitck..

and then dump ha ass out...

how u so sure she's a virgin sef

simpleseyi:
Pained loser, I sight you.

teresafaith:
One of my many idols

mhizsuzzy:
Sir don't mind them


U are just priding in ur thing, If u don't praise her who will......

I like the girl cos she does not have inferiority complex by bleaching her skin off........

uchman:
On top the guys page...
On top his data...
On top his phone...
Na him everybody dey give am bad mouth...
I don't see anything wrong in what he said...

NwaAmaikpe:



Thank God she didn't break her tiny breasst.

pocohantas:
Finding the right woman when you are broke isn't really a romantic scam,but like I said it on a thread "Love isn't blind after all!" Everyone has his definition of compatibility and that which he/she prioritises above the other in this whole love matter.

As a rich man, there'll be something that would make a woman love you, if your riches garnishes it and you're cool with it...fine, she is only human. Same applies to a poor guy, a woman dating him isn't doing him a favour. If there is nothing in you she values more than money, she won't be with you.

Anyone can find love...it depends on where you go searching.
More reason rich marry the rich.

Larryfest:
You are destined to do this even if it was 1st class or 2.2 you have...

zanogo:
it seems your 3mb brain is lagging, i cant explain to you further.

Leon90:
I am telling you that we played football together in the same youth team, B.J. Foundation F. C., in Benin City. I know all his brothers.

zanogo:
lol, you really have faith in those bloggers, but despite this social media era there are still many things that are kept private for the best interest of all parties involved.......i wont say more.

zanogo:
Dont you get it? if they bring valid proof, it might jeopardize his career, you know the english press very well