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Romance / Re: South African Lady Displays Her Certificate Of Virginity by enonche85(m): 10:48am On Mar 10, 2023
Zonefree:
Aside the virginity, she got moderate and succulent standing boobs, something 98.974% Nigerian girls can't boast of. Would be easier to see chilled bottle water in hell than to see a virgin Nigerian girl.


God bless the virgin South African girl. Virginity remains the greatest gift a woman can give her husband.


Something like this?... grin grin

Politics / Re: Election Postponement: Where Was Mahmood Rushing To For God's Sake? - Momodu by enonche85(m): 1:32pm On Mar 09, 2023
nabiz:
He was rushing to finish his deals with Tinubu to enable him collect his balance

So that he can quickly japaa to go and hide in dubai.
Politics / Re: Organ Harvest: I Thought I Was Being Scammed By Doctors - Ekweremadu Tells Court by enonche85(m): 1:26pm On Mar 09, 2023
ebuk4real:


Lol..just watch you mate. It won't tarry long

E don too long abeg.
Politics / Re: Organ Harvest: I Thought I Was Being Scammed By Doctors - Ekweremadu Tells Court by enonche85(m): 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2023
ebuk4real:
angry
You can't sin against Nigeria and go free. Your retribution awaits you.

Abeg when buhari, inec chairman and el-rufai go meet their retribution?. cool
Education / Re: Lab-grown Brains Could Replace Silicon-based Computer Chips by enonche85(m): 11:01am On Mar 08, 2023
Wahala90:
Please, replace this brain.

Abeg o! , if you replace this evil human brain with organoid na to just biological weapon and kill everybody o, you don forget say na boo boy him be?.
Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Having Sex In Matrimonial Home With Relation by enonche85(m): 12:40pm On Mar 07, 2023
The man should go and do DNA on the children asap!.
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Shares Cryptic Post After Tinubu Got INEC'S Certificate Of Return by enonche85(m): 12:55pm On Mar 03, 2023
Maize247:
Bitter losers. Imagine believing Obi that came third won the election, having rigged the whole SE to the maximum. Obi is a President of the SE and its unfortunate the country is yet to be divided

Do you have proof?.
Politics / Re: Polls: How Nigerians Played Into The Hands Of INEC by enonche85(m): 12:24pm On Mar 03, 2023
Faber:
Oga they never played us the Obidients.
We only played a sucker to catch a sucker: we played dumber to them

For their minds we no wise abi? We are a new party, we no sabi rig, we no sabi go to court ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

But let me give you a tip of the iceberg. There were millions of Nigerians accredited at their Polling units, and the accreditation data in the BVAS machines will prove that. They voted and their votes were not transmitted from the Polling units to the IReV because of the so called glitch bla bla. That's fine, and results were collated manually. Now where are the results as the total votes from the local governments did not correspond to the number of voters who were accredited at the Polling units. So after accreditation they changed their mind and went home and refused to vote, some decided to go clubbing, fishing or hunting ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now if you said they voted, where are their votes?
There were local governments, wards in Imo State where absolutely no elections took place, but results were called. So BVAS machines used in those places must prove the ghosts that were accredited and how those ghosts voted in those polling units and whom they voted for.

The 2023 presidential elections had the greatest collections of PVCs since 1999 at 93% of 87 million total registered voters and yet the overall percentage of votes dropped to 27% lower than 35% recorded in 2019, whereas observers keep sustaining the fact the presidential elections of 25th February witnessed the highest turn-outs of voters since the return of Democracy in Nigeria. Some Observers have always been appointed by the EU to observe elections in Nigeria since 1999 elections.

Percentage of overall turn-outs was projected to be 45%, many of them were either disenfranchised, deliberately, by late arrivals of electoral officials, by thugs who hijacked the electoral process at the affected polling units and in many polling units INEC officials never showed up at all. Those who actually voted; their votes were slashed to favour the candidate declared the winner. There are about 10 million votes unaccounted for...and they belonged to Mr. Obi or Mr. Abubakar, because if they belonged to Mr. Tinubu, INEC for add am for him, to further increase his winning margin. Moreso, Mr. Tinubu is insisting the elections were free and fair, so not even one of his votes is missing....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

the only part we were played was we believing buhari will give us a free and fair election, but it's obvious the inec chairman was receiving first hand orders from buhari to ignore Nigerians and do whatever tinubu wants.
Politics / Re: How Foreign Press Agencies Reported Tinubu's Election Win by enonche85(m): 11:40am On Mar 02, 2023
Nazgul:
Tinubu is our president whether we like it or not. I agreed with the guy that said Peter Obi shouldn't head to court. This is Nigeria, nothing would come out of it.

Peter Obi tried, I'm very impressed by his outing.

We can actually, even better than some western nations. But the demons at the herm of affairs supported by blindsided illi.terates supporting them said no.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Tweet Gathers 30k Likes within an Hour by enonche85(m): 11:33am On Mar 02, 2023
SpecialAdviser:

It was surely stolen. He won Abuja where rigging is practically impossible. Even as we have majority of Hausas. Abuja is the epicenter of unity in Nigeria followed by Lagos.
Tinubu could not summon 25% in Abuja.

And Obi won all

Without intimidation, harassment and figure manipulations, he would not have gotten 30% of Lagos. All his supporters do is to push tribal lines in politics but they failed woefully and had to rig their way out

APC manipulated Gwagwalada result.
Politics / Re: Labour Party Sweeps Cross River Presidential Election by enonche85(m): 1:19pm On Feb 26, 2023
tinsel:

Nobody said that. The guy said 25 percent is assured in Cross River

25% is not possible in Cross River.
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Northern Nigeria by enonche85(m): 9:07pm On Feb 25, 2023
Belteshazzar1:


He is not even in the race

He is scattering apc and pdp votes, thatwhy they're thanking him. cheesy grin
Sports / Re: Meet 18-Year-Old Goodwill Yogusuk (South Sudanese Goalkeeper) by enonche85(m): 11:38am On Feb 24, 2023
Iagos:
See Christian names o. I used to think that they're Muslims in south Sudan

There are 2 Sudans, the south are Christians while the north are Muslims.
Religion / Re: Paul Adefarasin; His Saul Analogy And The Response by enonche85(m): 10:54pm On Feb 22, 2023
Eketem:


He should apologize for lying and trying to mango people with his personal bias and claiming it is a revelation

I think alot of y'all are misunderstanding what he said.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was Your Rejection Story Like; How Did You Handle It? Please Share by enonche85(m): 3:01pm On Feb 21, 2023
DesChyko:
We've come a long way.

It was during my project defence in final year. My supervisor then was always in UNN, I was schooling at ASUTECH renamed ANSU (now COOU).

You know the normal if you write table of content, bring for approval or disapproval; if you write literature review, bring for approval or disapproval; That was how a Lagos-bred young man from Imo whose parents sent to school in Anambra was just flying up and down and spending excess time in Enugu state on top Project matter.

The date was near, this woman kept dutifully rejecting my work upandan, I kept rewriting and re-presenting; sometimes successful, sometimes I will be sent back to drawing board. 2 days to the Monday and Tuesday we will defend (I will defend on Tuesday) and she was still analysing. That's how I took a chance and started typing my work. Even on the day of the defence, I was still typing. My topic was 'Applications of Complex Analysis'. Diagrams and equations took a lot of time even though the other parts were ready.

My friend came with his bike to pick me to the venue, when the last person before me was on the podium. I packed my unfinished work, manuscript and everything; clad in my suit I borrowed from a heftier friend at IMSU then, and zoomed off to the room. I had not even stepped in when the supervisor screamed "I did not approve this work o". Like WTF!!

I couldn't believe my ears. Was her intention to make me lag behind while others moved on? I approached the panel and explained to them when I started and why I got delayed. They told me to go back to my supervisor. I went back to her, she wouldn't have it. I started pleading. All of this was happening with everyone watching. I was almost losing it; until hope came through with the voice of the HOD who asked if I was confident in what I did. I replied him that every page in this booklet was prepared by me and I don't even need to look at it to remember and he override the supervisor and asked that I present my work then. And present my work, I did.

I think I put on a hell of a show but I remembered clearly, the closing remark by one of the lecturers on the audience. He said "I've listened to all defences from yesterday till today but this is the first work I can actually agree that the student did a thorough job. Well done". The applause and chants of my nickname that followed left me grinning from ear to ear. Needless to say, I was asked to tidy up my work and submit for stamping as a formality, but there is no doubt about the grade on the work.

Nice, what was the reaction of your wicked supervisor?. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joe Biden Makes Unannounced Visit To Ukraineโ€™s Kyiv by enonche85(m): 11:38pm On Feb 20, 2023
God1000:
Putin's worst nightmare, Biden is a fearless man, I'm sure US military is ready to pummel Russia if Putin tries nonsense

US Long range Stealth bombers such as the B-2 spirit, B-52 Stratofortress, B1 lancer and stealth fighter jets such as f-35 and f-22 took over Ukraine's airspace before his arrival.


Biden's physical presence in Kyiv could be one of his enduring legacies.

Let Putin visit the areas he claims to have taken from Ukraine, then I will believe he's a powerful man.

Russia and China should forget this century abeg, it belongs to USA


Russia's bragging right is just their nuclear weapons, nothing more.

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Romance / Re: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by enonche85(m): 11:20pm On Feb 20, 2023
Britishcoins:

Buying and selling goods

Is any of them God fearing?. This can also be used to help you decide.

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Politics / Re: NOI/ANAP Poll Results Since 2011 (Pictures) by enonche85(m): 9:20pm On Feb 18, 2023
Legitisreal:
but they where with Gej offline

In 2023 do they know Adaobi, it's atiku and kwanwanso over there

That's why the poll is trash

You can tell me obi would win SE, I would believe because that's the position of average Igbo man, same way it is for atiku in north

Look at the stats and percentages stated very well.
Politics / Re: NOI/ANAP Poll Results Since 2011 (Pictures) by enonche85(m): 7:25am On Feb 17, 2023
kenbee:
On ObiDatti mandate we stand gidigbam!

Sabi girl you too much o! cheesy grin
Politics / Re: NOI/ANAP Poll Results Since 2011 (Pictures) by enonche85(m): 7:24am On Feb 17, 2023
Legitisreal:
Polls are deceitful

90% northerners don't have access to Internet and would be voting

since 2011, yorubas and igbos north where alligned with Gej

In 2015 yorubas unleashed propaganda for buhari without igbos, but north was with them

You can see where your polls failed in 2019 because no public opinion really fancied buhari then how did he win? (Their fake rushed edit can't sell such lie)

In 2023 igbos are unleashing propaganda without yorubas as public opinion but no north

In all the result since 2011 the north remains the determining factor


Same way they didn't have access to Internet when Goodluck won his first tenure.
Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by enonche85(m): 11:14am On Feb 15, 2023
youngbabaj:


Senior man, me and u know the answer to this ur question o

cheesy cheesy grin grin
Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by enonche85(m): 11:14am On Feb 15, 2023
cuffee:
you be virgin?

Lmao!...no nah, it's disrespectful sitting in front of someone's house while hearing such and not leave there.
Family / Re: Good Old Memories To Make You Smile (Throwback Pictures) by enonche85(m): 12:05pm On Feb 13, 2023
VinnyBaba:


OP, U see that ur Number 1 Picx.

Table Soccer!

Na me be Master for that Game oo, back then.. cool

Used Coca-Cola to Represent Liverpool
Pepsi to Represent France
Malta Guinness to Represent Arsenal, etc.. cool smiley

I can beat my chest say you no reach me, na legend I be for that game...me wey dey cross corner score goal? cheesy wink

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Crime / Re: Father Dies Fighting Daughter's School Bus Driver Who Allegedly Molested Her by enonche85(m): 12:02pm On Feb 13, 2023
LilMissFavvy:
I thought there is always a teacher in every school bus, and the teacher is dropped after all the children have reached their different homes? Arrest the proprietor and the teacher who left the bus. Never leave a female child alone with a Nigerian man, even if it's her father, but some people will not hear.

Are you trying to tell us all the men in your family are sex.ual pre.dators ?!... tongue

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Religion / Re: Police Reacts To Video Of Pastor Uche Aigbe Carrying An AK-47 While Preaching by enonche85(m): 11:57am On Feb 13, 2023
jaybenugo:
Police Reacts To Trending Video Of Abuja Pastor Carrying AK-47 While Preaching In Church


https://twitter.com/Princemoye1/status/1624911818194927621?t=HY1bavqoPTdBylZ01V7alA&s=19


Those saying illegal should getttaaaatttttt!....those hiding guns inside the other place of worship nkor?
Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by enonche85(m): 11:53am On Feb 13, 2023
youngbabaj:
Best thing to do is
Bring your sound system to the room
And play blue film
Nigeria blue film ooo no go play oyinbo own
That one go cast u

Naija own dey?... grin grin
Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by enonche85(m): 11:51am On Feb 13, 2023
Nonexisting1:
More like blast Christian music or preaching. It will sound more boring and frustrate them.

Few days ago I was siting in front of my neighbor's balcony, a selfcon apartment making a call, they were inside playing gospel songs before I know na serious and loud soundtrack I begin hear from their room. Na me rub comot from there... grin cheesy

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Properties / Re: Should I Confront Directly Or Report To The Landlord? by enonche85(m): 11:48am On Feb 13, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Some people cha.......And I won't be surprised to know that the two rams aren't even married angry. And to also think that that's someone's future wife that's being manhandled all the time beats my imagination and my pity goes abundantly to the innocent man whom she will later kidnap as her husband undecided

Op,my only advice is that please don't confront the man.... You'll only end up sounding and looking funny......Just buy boom box or home theater..And anytime they starts doing their rubbish, just switch on your boom box and counter their noiseโœŒ๏ธ

What if na she dey manhandle the guy nkor?... grin grin cheesy
Family / Re: My Parents And Other Relatives Are Making Me Go Crazy by enonche85(m): 11:39am On Feb 13, 2023
NutFunny:

A good bad question right?

Very good and specific question sef. cheesy grin
Family / Re: My Parents And Other Relatives Are Making Me Go Crazy by enonche85(m): 12:27pm On Feb 10, 2023
Ideservebetter:
I understand that most parents want the best for their children but at the same time, they should understand certain things that are beyond one's control.

My parents, relatives even family friends won't stop troubling me about marriage. I can't have healthy conversations with my people without them bringing up the marriage topic and worse off in a controversial manner. They always accuse me of being too selective and other talks like that, making me feel awful.

I desire to get married someday even though I don't see it as a "do or die" thing. I've been in relationships that didn't work out and I'm being blamed for it or asked why I didn't just manage. My God!

I've been thinking of how to get away from all these talk, maybe leaving home or changing my line. I really don't know what to do.
I'm someone people know as happy and bubbly outside but when I'm with my people, it's the complete opposite, minimal joy because they won't stop stressing me. For now, I've stopped attending family events since they'll be gathered there and I don't want anyone messing with my mental health.

I'm fed up, I need advice from matured minds please. cry

How old are you?.
Family / Re: My Parents And Other Relatives Are Making Me Go Crazy by enonche85(m): 12:25pm On Feb 10, 2023
NutFunny:
Are you a Guy, Girl.. L,G,B,T or Q? grin

So we know the particular prayer point you need

You no well!!....lmao!!!

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Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by enonche85(m): 11:20am On Feb 08, 2023
densiks:
These clueless leaders with blood on their hands.
It appears they derive joy at the sight of bloodshed.
How long can the nation endure this deliberate acts of onslaught against the people because of proxy battles?

It will not end because some of these youths you're seeing in the video will still vote APC. don't be surprised if that young man that was shot has been shouting emilokan since.

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