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jazzyjazz:
Odikwa very important o my sister
Ego needs to be iburibu osiso


_{laugh at me and my igbo one more time and I'll visit you tonight with rice and ofe aku}

my village ppl have sent u wt ofe-akwu abi??

jazzyjazz:

When did you start tiffing like hemptyhen?

Nne
Ego di mkpa _{money is important}

AlphaHandMaiden:
Hian! Let me lower my glasses and give you side eyes!

62 kg!!!! Please was the 6 mistakenly written as upside down 9? Maybe you meant to write 92! Right?!

Sisteh! People carrying trailer of yam are complainng, you with your one bag of rice and 2 derica is joining!

Infact we hereby bann jazzjazzz from posting food pictures.... meanwhile i am yet to try that puff puff recipe oh!

edakun e epp me ban her ooo....with her 1 and half derica cup

Nimi22:
Good morning mamas. Vigilante things . Decided to port from the preggy thread today.

Pls mamas who had experience with jaundiced babies how long did it take for the eyes to clear after phototherapy. We have been discharged since Saturday but the eyes are still yellow kind of.

Help a mama pls

Could take up to a month

Sansa143:
Oya,tell me wetin I go take bribe u

Bank transfer

LadySarah:
Meat is killing me,i need to cut it off.was 70 pre marrisge now 96kg though i'm big boned.
ma'm enque put my name in the weight loss class biko.I also need tips on how to remove my eyes from meat.Ekwuchalam!

Anu ga alaputakwanu gi nwanne mmadu

Hey Chanbaby

Take a big hug..... U know we love u ryt?!
I hope u feel better now?

I'll be back to comment, let me finish washing plates

Sansa143:
Haba,piri me now!I will make oha soup for u

Error
I don't like oha

omotolanibaby:
new here my baby is 3weeks today, vigilante things,

welcome....
enjoy the journey

jazzyjazz:
Mama d mama
Which weight you want loose again now ehn

epp me to azz her o

Sansa143:
Mama enque,abeg I wan follow 4 ur weight loss class biko!

30 billion pere!!

Giddyperson:
See beef, talk to me when you stop licking baby milk.

spiceeamiee:
So I just resumed work today and for the life of me, I cannot remember why I wanted to work before sef asin why can't things be like the last 4months? Dey house dey chop and month end, bank alert go still knack gbagam? Why o why? Meanwhile, I have called creche 4times today. Is she eating? Is she playing? Did she cry? She likes to laugh, please tickle her. I miss my baby so Damn much .

Enque , please post that your week 1 meal plan Na. I need to lose this last 5kg so I can wear a sexy gown for my cousin's wedding next month. Major issue sef Na my belle (e no go better for CS sha). 34 inches from 29 pre pregnancy

errmmm....
i cant post the meal plan o...they wee flog me

hunniesuzie:
Ohhhh Lol! I remember now. You are the new queen of bread sha. Enque and Itissettled3 should leave me alone

finally,

u don handover...clap for yasef

hunniesuzie:
8 ke!!!! Blood of Jeremiah! Please nobody should say I eat bread again oh, Enque shebi you see, I've never been able to eat more than 4 ever.

Me I want to go back to pre-marriage weight. If you see how I was peng before I entered man's house ehn...then pregnancy now changed my life. Someone saw me yesterday and was still calling me fat. Its jazzyjazz that I don't know what she's looking for upandahn

_{wait where did you see my picture? You ff me reach IG? How come I've not seen ya own? Oya report yourself}

dont even let me get started with jazzyjazz...
da one juz de oprezz me for wazapp de lose wetin don lose already... Boya she wan evaporate ni, i no kukuma know

jazzyjazz:
Plus me o

Chai....as i de look all ur monikers, na money wey i go make ontop una head as coach na him de sweet my belle.
infact i wee graduate with A++ so that una go fit pay the bill wey i go sama una

hunnisuzie
naomi14
itssettled3

jazzyjazz:
Sister, did you say 8slices of bread





Shift let me faint

I wee faint beside u o nne..
o dikwa risky

Naomi14:
Abi o! But I seriously don't know why enque want to lose weight. Her shape is perfectly Ok even you too! But na me need d shedding pass. I used to weigh 55kg now am weighing 76kg. I don't know, if it's tea with bread that's the culprit cos i have that for breakfast every morning. Minimum of 8slice of bread.

I think my stomach size got bigger that's why I now eat alot.

21kg?? issorai!!
I be learner where u de oo Aunty..

8 slices kwa?? I b foodie o, but e b like i go relinquish my title to u.

no mind Hunnisuzie wt her slimfit stature, d day I saw her..I de use torchlight de find the weight wey she been de complain abt..I no kuku see am _{true confessions}

hunniesuzie:
Lol, funny enough I've gotten tired of bread. It's just the most accessible food so these days I just make sure I arrange something else to eat instead of bread

Coach Enque I now know you're one of my political detractors.

hehehehehehe

u go fear grammar na

Itissettled3:
Hahahha. Has your love for bread stopped?

iifa hear say she stop bread....

cc hunnisuzie

hunniesuzie:
Babe when you graduate you can come and coach all of us oh. You already have 3 students. Itissettled3, Naomi14 and me

Lol...
i just had to laugh out loud...

I'm not a stern person o, shey I go fit coach una like this so?

Itissettled3:
Enque, good morning. I have questions on your weightloss group. Can I pm you please?

Morning dear,

yeah...u can send me a pm

Naomi14:
Chai! enque you dey try. All those process of shedding weight for your diary. I want to be like you o! But laziness and procrastination na the problem. Maybe I will start after weaning Lo. Abeg no remove them for your diary make i see do too. Cos my weight no wan come down to 55kg. As for the milk, LMAO! I will try to lick my own instead thanchu

Lol...
Nne, Eez d work Dt we r dooying o
No wahala

jazzyjazz:
I tried o
I felt he was ready for adult foods cos Dh fed him semo and groundnut soup and he took it well. So I cooked okro for him but he no eat.
I'm thinking maybe I should give him the semo with the groundnut soup again and see

I think the trick is this....
Feed him when u r eating, like from ur own plate.
Once my pikin see u carry plate like this, na war.

I was at mom's earlier today and I packed fried plantain for her to eat. She was still doing shakara to eat plantain, but immediately I brought my plate of rice n 'Ofe Akwu' (igbo banga soup), she almost flew off her grandma's lap to rush my food.
My mom was shocked at d speed with which she was swallowing the rice. I kukuma just mashed egg yolk n added the fried plantain to the rice make she chop every.

zaynie:
Jazzyjazz and all who their almost a year old stop taking food, biko maybe they are tired of all the mendemende grind grind you're giving
Give finger foods o, let them eat by themselves.
Fried potatoes, yam, plantain, chicken, deboned fish, meat, milk or tea or juice in a sippy cup.
Or Pap. Plain without milk or any sweeteners.
Bananas (not mashed), pineapple,pawpaw and watermelon(without the seeds) sliced or diced, oranges without the seeds please, bread, pancakes, puffpuff, donuts, boiled egg, plain white rice with butter.
Anything they can hold on to. You'll be surprised at how much they eat on their own. U

I noticed Zara now loves bread n coaster biscuits...she won't allow u break it. Just give her d whole n she cuts n chews wt her 4 teeth herself

jazzyjazz:
Please I need help

A week ago, my son stopped eating his cereals
He is playing fine, super active as usual sleeping like he should, not scratches nothing. But he won't eat

After 2 days I took him to the hospital, they checked him, and told me he is fine. Checked his weight and he's 11.5kg at 10 months. They assured me the boy is fine

Now, he won't take food from me o
Dh tried once he took maybe 3 spoons
It's been a week and he's not had any solid food
His creche nanny says he collects food willingly without issues from them (I only pack cereals for him)
But once were home the boy won't send
All he will take is breast and small formula, like 60mls

I fooled baby into for him with enough fish and crayfish, made very soft and fluffy semo the boy took a few and started playing with the soup

I try to give him bread so he can at least have something in his belly
He has lost weight. And I'm so tired

Abeg any tips?

Cc
Alphahan...dmaiden Mizmy..coli Zaynie Beyed..ew Helov...esme soo...nest Enque Hunnie..suzie
Abeg make Una help me

Is he eating well at d creche?
If yes, u can Ask them to do a video of one of his meal sessions at the creche and show u so u can see what they are doing differently..
U never really know

zaynie:
Oshey.
Wetin dey scare you to use there?

No mind me... I dislike agbo and herbal tins cos I assume they r always bitter

zaynie:
The unripe pawpaw itself without the green back bah?
They're in the hospital now but there's no harm in the mother drinking some.
Thanks a lot

Unripe pawpaw with the green back.. Just wash the pawpaw well, cut open n remove d tiny seeds and soak the diced pawpaw in water or better still u can go to any Iya Alagbo to ask. I heard they sell it.
My neighbour told me about it, she even made it and brought for me but I was too scared to use it