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souljar:
As in, some people no go gree apply for nnpc, not for sake of not having connection, but because of who they'll meet when they get in...
Craze everywhere.
Imagine havin Enrypech as your boss, anything you say will be met with, "you're not feeling fine"
Ladyjane5657 fa? you'll forever wonder what "LOMS" is.
Ah! Junkies and co may not be scared of medicals, but don't mention DanXplore, bobowaja, etc (FBI team) on their matter.
Benflash will be on autocorrect 24/7. To see him you must come along with your TOEFL certification.

Lols

To be honest with you and will all due respect, you are not feeling fine at all

Abdulaaleem:
Imagine calling this latest update..

until go ahead is "giving" by him..
I'm tired. Lols.. � � � �

I thought I was the only one that saw that..

I am tired too

64446:
You are not alone.

If you are with him, you tell us. Stop confusing us

We know God is with him, he is not alone

peepydelano:
Take your mind off Apl for now,not even this month sef. Has the so called list even gotten to FCC? which is where the real manipulations and permutations centred around.Y'all should relax and take chill pills

GMD, tell them

Robocorp:
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That's why I wanted thunder to the normal normal

souljar:
Hahahaaa.... Caveat; the profile is not "verified", tell him this

Lol

News Flash!!!

M*le K*ari just sent me a facebook friend request. Should I tell him that he is not feeling fine or that thunder should just do the normal normal?

GeniusOla:
I went for an assessment today and the H.R said guys just forget about all those your nairaland tips and all, this will be asked, that will be asked, let me shock you, I'm also on that nairaland i perfectly understand this generation very well, name all the social media platforms, im there #lol local man lost all ability to can

What else did the H. R say?

Don't tell me that's all.

scobyy2007:
This contradicts what NNPC told my team when we visited the towers recently. It was a report we sent to out EDs. I don't want to believe the HR person we had the meeting with was just talking trash. please reconfirm this info ma. Thank you!!! GT-900 EH -400

Where you dey work oga ?

What else did NNPC tell your team?

Please be fast biko

souljar:
Lol.. It's good you point it out... so they don't get confused as to why they're getting all the kinds of treatment we're giving them.

Hahahahaha. Funny you

souljar:
#1 Doctor of the AOLMAW..

Lol. Abeg lemme o

I hate sick people who think they are okay

ademmy102:
Truth is bitter....Am not saying you should agree to my comments but I have to say the truth. I was once like you some years back not until when I understand how the system works... Quote my word; "if a friend tells you that he/she got the NNPC job solely on merit is a big lie"... Some of you here won't say the truth but they know how it works and they will just come here to cajole you on merit list. To shock you there are some that failed the CBT and was later called for documentation and some did not even apply and we have the appointment letter. What you are expecting always on and still on. Wake up from your slumber....

Don't mind them, they don't understand the system

But with due respect sir. You are not feeling fine at all. You seriously and urgently need help

mosgoon:
yes I have been paid. Early evening. I attached a screenshot in my previous post

Okay. Thanks

Has moosgon finally been paid?

Checking something please

P. S. However you interpret the above question is your damn business.

Macgyver1:
I create whiteboard animation videos using VideoScribe and FxVideoMaker.

Make APL drop first, make we know hwfa!

Correct. U wise

mathology5431:
seriously you be savage!!!
How va naaaa.......

Lolz ... Able secretary I dey o, how your end na

Please local men and women.

If you are here and you are good at creating whiteboard animation and all these cartoon videos for adverts

I want to say

1. How are you?
2. Reason with me and teach me
3. For Towers, I go reason with you to



I know there are people with good hearts here

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Wow! Wow!!!

This is just beautiful, this is wonderful.

You always write right. I had read your previous posts before and noticed you play with grammar like no man's business. Keep writing bro

But with due respect sir, can you in one sentence tell me what you will be doing in the Towers with this your talent?

scobyy2007:
Seems you are checking something

Lol

BenFlash:
Lol, I thought it was a deliberate joke, you just had to spoil it for me, mtchww

Lol

ChasteGhuy:
Sorry, mistake. For the secular, it's Don Williams

Jim Reeves is my all time best

But l love Don Wiiliams, Kenny Rogers and Johnny Cash too

ChasteGhuy:
Christian fav.: Jim Reeves

Secular fav.: Jim Reeves

Yours?

Lol. Same
You won't believe it

nihelimitretep:
Please contact us when it is out, we buy lungs....


Lol

Lolz... Savage level= 200%
Savage status = Legend

Swargu:
I see.. You and chasteguy like old music uhn?.. Nice

Yes we do. It removes one from this noisy and chaotic world and drops one in a world of child-like innocence where everything is beautiful

What am I typing self??

Do you love old school too?

ChasteGhuy:
I guess we have something in common

Yes we do.

You love country music too?

Who is your favourite?

Ladyjane5657:
Laidis

Lol. Love nkea atógi pícìs

femokleen:
fine

Correct. U wise

Drop shipping is a smart way of making money with the least capital

inrainbows:
so you are a friend to someone that is a friend of the son of the FORMER gmd, not present oh. Which kain source be this. I hope you are not lying. Issorite.

How can you hope he is not lying when the lie is looking at you with disrespect?

smartzee01:
Never wanted sayin a word though, but this is from a very good source, someone very close to the former GMD's son said :
printing of appointment letter started on friday 30th of August.
Only few people were allowed to enter the printing room and no one enters with his/her phone.
The GMD has stopped/limited any form of external factors and interference on the exercise.
The recruitment can stand out to be one of the best and most transparent in the history of NNPC recruitment.
He is not sure when APL will be released.
The question we should ask ourselves is how long will it take NNPC to print our APL?
Is there any meeting/ signing or any form of approval after the printing?
After answering all this, we can make a guess as to when APL will drop.
9/10th is still feasible if everything can happen within a week which I doubt much.

Wow. This is cool

But with due respect sir, either you or that person close to former GMD son is not feeling ....

Ladyjane5657:
Loms.... Oh my! I mean lolss...


This love?? You dunn even know!

Hahahahha. Loms...sorry loves

How is the love doing you?