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Ebenaba:
When I see some grammatical renderings, I begin to wonder if I attended school at all....
This is intimidation and I'll just drink to it...

I dey telllll you. By the way, this "renderings" wey you use no easy too o

number5:
A surest way of offsetting the statusquo in the linear sequence of reality is purposeful deprivation of self of what seems to be the norms in a society full of perversion. This is irrespective of religious or ethical attachments.. So your ascertations of "what has been said in the realms have been said" holds no water except for you, if you condition your mind that way.

The "realms" you potray is operated based on hierachical dispensation and rules that favour mortification. Call it what you may, but I'll categorically tell you that "what has been said in the realms" controls manifestation and is itself, controlled by principalities. Its up to you to determine if you are one or not.

Nna eh

I swear I no understand wetin you write here but I like am, e sweet me

femokleen:
As my village people don seize my data, I no fit check the thread for some days.
Thank God dem don share WiFi give me. Lol

To begin with, e pain me wen I been read thru the several 10 - 15 pages I missed...
I discovered several pissing comments from different monikers who couldn't decipher the disparity btwn "candid advice" & "hating".
Common sense is not common sha

Chai, I had to jot down the monikers of "asslickers" ni sha and compare with the number of likes each of their individual posts get. I discovered most of them were giving their ardent support in silence by dashing "likes" to quotes and replies of their team leads. Lol.
Awon strong background voices.

I pray understanding falls on them so they'd realise the need to correct any fellow who 'isn't modest' when trying to pass a meaningful/helpful information/contribution.
Pikin wey no learn for domot go learn for outside.

Kudos to my local people who deemed it fit against all odds to give out the appropriate advice/correction. (I take God beg you, correct without using vague words).
Iba eyin Agbagba firiyoyo.

As September don land and Jarus' sure source tok say latest Sept', I dey extremely hopeful pa (owing to his horizontal reliability and authenticity). If NNPC does otherwise, no spite... Change is constant!

Congratulations in advance my local people, may Apl fall on you and may we meet at the towers.

Before I submit,
Jarus, Xfire, Beeam, Chasteguy, Teaser4, Number5, Danxplore, Benflash, Gbriels, Gbyms, Geniusola, Bobiwaja(sorry Bobowaja), Emmyteetosin, stevie55, freshshavedballs, souljar, enireqx20, Ladyjane5657, tejiri4, petertimilehin(read backward, I no get appetite), sleyanya1, Dbowline, Scobyy2007, Dapper007, Yungmin, Enrypech, Mrgifted...
Y'all sighted.

Don't forget the hash tag,
#EveryoneWillBePaid

Happy new month
Femokleen!

I see you brother

Mlayidi:
NNPC are more corrupt than u ever think. If care is not taking, they would never talk about this recruitment again.

Good evening bro.

I just want to tell you that you are not feeling fine. Thank you

Jaolad:
Bro, I can definitely tell you your claim is as wrong as one can imagine. Yes, I've not been paid. But my brother, am more than 75% certain of receiving APL when it finally drops. Not boasting here but to let you know that when some people don't comment here it's not because they don't know how to do so but will rather keep silent on what they know concerning this recruitment untill NNPC finally decides to send APL alerts.

I only comment here once in a while, and I must say am enjoying the suspense every minute.

Peace..

My guy, I like you ooo

On a side note though, If you know you liked this post

With due respect, you are not feeling fine

ChasteGhuy:
lol... So you will just let this slide?

I will just be disappointed if he does that

Beeam:
Flowwolf is back!

Nigeria doesn't hate high flyers, we hate boastful people, whether they are high or low flyers.

Then again, it is not a Nigerian issue, it is common to any rational/reasonable human being to be put off by someone who always seems to want to prop up himself/herself in any conversation by making needless and utterly useless references to his/her person that can at best be termed as self-serving. Why do many prefer Guardiola to Mourinho, even though both are high-flyers?

By the way, it's dysfunctional, not DIsfunctional. At least I'm ambitious enough not to dumb down to protect your fragile ego over your mediocre spoken/written English.

This maan........ I like you (no homo)

adeakin777:
I am quoting you for the second time. You have been giving contradictory information on this thread. Well, it's fine seeing that that has been pervading this whole thread. Anyways, the only thing i share a different opinion is as to your relative estimation on merit fro this recruitment which has sounded so authoritative thus far. As though you are part of the Board or Top management. However, if your postulate on merit is based on the demeanor or integrity of the GMD/GGM, HR...or even the president, then you may be wrong. Let me address that shortly. You see, NNPC has been sort of the 'holy grail' for politicians, always has, always will. Lobbying has always been part of the recruitment and is part of this current one, whether you believe it or not. Even though i can lay credence on this via a source, i will rather discuss this logically. The delay in this process is evident now at the climax of this recruitment, yes? There could be 2 possibilities for this, 3 actually but the third will fizzle out once i explain it to you:

1. The recruitment conducted thus far prior to the change of GMD had been flawed, hence the new GMD has reservations about the whole process and is currently reviewing the list and evening toeing the line of cancellation. However, according to you this claim cannot be supported as the recruitment so far has been based on merit, But then again you believe the rectitudinous nature of the new GMD, so this completely rules out this possibility.

2.The recruitment conducted thus far has been based on merit and the new GMD is trying to tweak things to favor his interests. This could also be true but according to you once again the uprightness of the new GMD negates this claim.

3.The third possibility would be that the list has been available but there has been extreme pressures from so may influential persons that has stalled the process. This is completely ruled out on the basis that, according to you, both the minister of petroleum and new GMD are of high moral standards and seeing that the minister of petroleum is the commander in chief, no other requested favors supersedes that of the president so this list would have long been released.

Having debunked possibilities that could arise based on you assertion of a 95% merit, let me now tell you what i think s going on, at least from posterity. I have heard some things though, but i say this based on speculation. The reason i think this delay prevails is that things are not the way it seems. The recruitment itself has defied all timelines in comparison with the past that it is almost as though something sinister has been outlined from the outset. i believe the current list does not favor the new set of management(GMD) hence the reason for tweaking the list or in a worst case scenario, outright cancellation. Cancellation is very much a possibility in a bureaucratic setting like NNPC, make no mistake about that. Nepotism is very rife in Federal Parastatals and Government ministries/agencies and NNPC is no different this is what i believe is the reason for the delay

In summary madam/sir, stop making assertions on a certain percentage of merit when you cannot even explain in lucid terms the reason for the current delay.

I am really not an expert in analysing issues like this but after careful reading, all I can say is that I really have nothing to say to you

Like I said earlier, I am not an expert

ChasteGhuy:
Sign-up fee is €50

You forgot to add drinks and kola

BenFlash:
For someone who earlier gave conflicting info in the same sentence as regards list not being approved but went ahead to insist it is 95% merit, please do well not to quote me, talkless of debunking my statement. I don't engage in shallow arguments.

Fight will soon start

Eggovic:
I was given a handshake by each member of the panel, hugged by the chairman, a selfie was taken with the panel and double assurance conclusively by all panel members that I must be the 1st on that list for GT's.And I haven't received Tfare ... So puuleaseee

Hahahaha

andrewtosin:
when we thought NNPC is getting it right this time around.... At the 11th hour, they are now showing us that they are still their former self (nnpc of old)

2011 almost cancelled
2014 cancelled
now 2019 suspended (might even be cancelled)

What did you say your name is again?

Ladyjane5657:
This just reminded me of the day I was coming back from Abj and the aboki man was tryna sell his stuffs to me... I declined that I didn't have cash to buy them..as I was about leaving, young niqqur drew me aside and said .. Okay na... Since u no wan buy watch / specs.. What of this one? Buy this one wey go make that place sweet!?? Ahhhhh which place
.. Na so ah tear race ..

Nothing we una no go sale give us!

Did you later find out the place ?

Just checking something

Macsjebs:
NNPC Aspiring Workers, you guys have refused to buy perfume oil;
see let me just tell u, perfume oil brings goodluck to our ambitions....Lol

A bottle of 30ml costs 6k
come to whatsapp to chose ur favorite fragrance
https://www.nairaland.com/5376666/quality-perfume-oil

And if after my fairytales, u chose not to buy, Finidi will Judge u oo...Lol

Bring am come Towers oga, keep one dozen for me

BenFlash:
Sometimes the arguments one reads here are just a product of poor English comprehension.

This APL should just come quickly, 'AYAM TAYAD!'

My guy, what course did you study again?

Just to check something

Gbyms:
Just that I don’t wanna erupt a brouhaha here. But I strongly believe that if your interview date wave has been paid, and you were not paid, you have a 90 percent chance of being recruited. Someone even said this here and seeing the percentage of people that were skipped, it looks feasible.
Furthermore, if you have been credited the compensation, you still have a good chance. 50-60 percent chance if not more as people that have been paid will still get APL.
You see that voice deep down that’s telling you this could be true, that’s something right?
However you see it, until everyone that wrote down their accounts have been paid, it’s quite fishy.
I’d carefully and constructively tailored this message that it offends nobody so I’d find repugnant, destructive criticisms please.
Thanks.

Are you GT or EH so that I will know whether to put "SIR" when replying to this post

Starwisben:
They have not signed anything from my source. The person said that they have the list already and the list is not the final. It will be adjusted to suit the new management interest. APL might drop by middle of September and GT will be to 3 months training school.
He is not a kind of person i can ask to check my name for me, he believes in merit. I heard from another person that some staff are helping candidates to check their names.

You and the person that told this nonsense is not feeling fine

BenFlash:
You passed thru back door bah?

Is that not @bobowaja and @beaam I am seeing strolling down our estate as if their father built it?

Where is my koboko pls? These ex-ABT theorists cannot go unpunished for what they put ppl thru.

BenFlash:
When did you enter our hood too?

BenFlash:
Somebody should lock that gate, no one should allow that local man enter our hood. "Everybody will be paid" kee u dia

Exactly. We don't need pollution, sorry population

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