₦airaland Forum

iyke926:
You've got a good lady. Keep her tight.

Thanks man

iyke926:
If you like sag your jeans like Lil Wayne, keep Pogba kind of hairstyle, wear one boxers for a week like Lateef, have brown teeth like Tinubu, or even have a 3inch dick like me , e no matter.


What matters is having big money in your your bank account and never mention the word broke.


#Lil Jon's voice# B!tches ain't sh!t.

My woman ain't like that

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Ladies don't like small dicck, but run when they see the big dicck.

Them dey wear dick ni??

As for me as a guy I really don't like guys who sag

I also don't like guys who keep long hair like ladies and jerry curl their hair

Guys who pierce their ears are also a turn off..

The ones who use fave powder and necklaces are not too appealing to me too

Eye lashes ....

I love this Niggi... His vibes are real.. Was on same street in ikotun egbe with him for years...

Now Niggi don port enter Lekki as ee dey hot

Like for ENDSARS
Share for REFORMSARS

Never give priority to a woman, they are never stable

But my finger in anus and smell

On behalf of the entire men of the whole wide world , I comrade enshi welcome you into the arena of men..

Until you have witness the above you ain't a man...

Once again Bro.. You are welcome. Do not panic for you have been cleared and passed for the next things that be

V

candlewax:
You gave a good suggestion with the popcorn. Why spoil everything with bet9ja whatever?

Your idea is limited to what You know... If it hasn't worked for you, its cos You haven't tired...

Stick and advise people according to what works for you...

pop corn .... at a busy spot/bustop
recharge cards
give loans to people at interest
stake 2 odds in bet9ja ... stake each ticket with #500 .... each one gives you #1000 .. at least you will 3 or 4 out of 5. do this for a week and send me recharge card

Niyeal:
Congratulations to my dancing senator cum governor on the success of governotorial tribunal. Good bye to the first tribal mark governor that stole adeleke's mandate

It is not governotorial but gubernatorial...

This one of the benefits of nairaland.. Thank me later

Kai even sercicom is pasted on toilet doors

If you can't walk to victory pls run if You can't run pls craw if you can't pls slid if that's difficult pls dance ....

Adeleke

My brother this is Nigeria ... Now one of these two things must will shall would happen..

1. Presidency calls him and Looby him with a behind the scene appointment..

2. Oblivion

Zombicmodz:
Billionaires boys club..

Naija movie?

gloria34:
You won begin learn work abi?

Sent you a dm

ThisIsOutlaw:
Triple Frontier, Logan Lucky, Den of Theives, Plastic, Hacker

my nicccure you are the man

pls can someone help me with some nice armed robbery, serious scam, and or ict movies pls

pls can someone help me with some nice armed robbery, serious scam, and or ict movies pls

pls can someone help me with some nice armed robbery, serious scam, and or ict movies pls

pls someone should help me with some nice armed robbery or ict scam movies

Yes we can date and sex is almost inevitable but In the whole process God knows when you take him for granted... In all you do avoid taking him for granted..

It happens everywhere and its legally binding...

If you disturb my compound with such and I happen to have kids, I won't only eject you but will arrest you

Adedeji1993:
Somebody should please help me. Am on the verge of failing my exams. I don't want to loose my admission pls

You had all the strike period to read and cover your syllabus but no you decided to be social media warrior..

Well jamb doesn't close it runs annually..

Ladiesdream:
you this over Sabi nigga

Have our paths crossed before?

AbrahamIsrael:
So someone who earns N100,000 a month based on the N18,000 minimum wage, how much will the person earn based on the N30,000 minimum wage?

Anybody earning that amount a month should be able to do that simple mathematics

Ohraybs:
He is AA..... Guess you are high on lizard pee

Sorry but you are the first person I shall call a fool this year ..