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Islam for Muslims / Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by enthusiastica: 12:48pm On Jan 11, 2020
fatymore:
Patience is one of the most beautiful attributes one can ever have, it makes one listen, understand, forgive, forget, endure & move on in life.
May Almighty Allah SWT increase Our patience, forgive all Our sins, open all the channels of success, progress & blessings for us Fidduniya Wal-Akhira.
Jum@Mubarak
Amin thumma amin
Culture / Re: What you need to know about Argungu Festival by enthusiastica: 2:49pm On Sep 26, 2016
Sijo01:
Will they still see fish to catch in this recession period embarassed
: hahahahahaahahha D cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Soldiers End "Operation Crocodile Smile" Training, To Storm Creeks by enthusiastica: 11:49am On Aug 30, 2016
musaajebor:
na real croc smile




just imagine the speed wey nda take backslide call buhari mr president.



smh
hahahahaahahahaahaaaah!!! Easy abeg no take laff kill me biko
Travel / Re: Nigeria Students Live With Discrimination In India (photo) by enthusiastica: 2:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
KevinDein:
This is why I've never fancied staying abroad. I have so much pride I can't just stand the discriminations. No matter how bad naija is I rather stay here. Yes, I'm that prideful.
God Bless U A Million Times And More
Politics / Re: "I Own Properties In Dubai" - Abdullahi Dikko (Sahara Reporters) by enthusiastica: 5:17pm On Jun 02, 2016
Cocoyamu:
They become Cancer-Stricken once the EFCC's searchlight beam is on them.

$50m for a single property, just for only you and your family.... Haba?!

Father, pls add Ebola and HIV/AIDS to this one's illness already... He is so dangerous, geskia. angry angry
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Husband Smashes Wooden Plank On His Wife's Head During Argument (PHOTO) by enthusiastica: 2:05pm On May 11, 2016
gisthit:
Too bad,how long will married women continue to suffer domestic violence.
As long as they remained with their abusive partners! You are no longer a kid hence no one can force u 2 remain in abusive relationships bc u are old enof 2 knw wats good 4 u. Quit Sis abi na until dem carry ur corpse comot. Mtssswwwww
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Refugees From Cameroon In Adamawa IDP . Photos by enthusiastica: 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2016
donmoz:
Most of these ppl have no home or life to return to...I pray God open doors for them to start over again nd may the peace we are beginning to experience wax stronger
AMEN!!!
Politics / Re: Boko Haram ‘strapping Bombs To Birds’ by enthusiastica: 4:47pm On Apr 22, 2016
Sunnycliff:
But what actually does Boko Haram Bastards want
Beats my imagination bro! The bastards keep getting wayyyyyyyyy out of sync with any rational human explanation!!
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Last Day!!!! by enthusiastica: 1:12pm On Apr 22, 2016
lexiconkabir:
Assalamu aleikom, warahmatAllah wabarakatuhu...

I would like to remind us of the last day, a day whereby many people have forgotten, even some of the muslims looks at this day as a day that will not come to past, throwing it behind our backs..as a creature of Allah the most powerful, we all have been going through journeys(and are still in a journey), the journeys in total are five, out of the five we have accomplished three, we have accomplished the journey of when we were nothing! Just as Allah told us in Quran 76:1 that:

"Has there not come upon man a period of time when he was not a thing worth mentioned?"

Allah is reminding us of when we were nothing, After the journey of being nothing, we have accomplished the journey of travelling through the wombs of our mothersmothers, just as Allah says in Quran 22:5 that:

O People, if you should be in doubt about the Resurrection, then [consider that] indeed, We created you from dust, then from a sperm-drop, then from a clinging clot, and then from a lump of flesh, formed and unformed - that We may show you. And We settle in the wombs whom We will for a specified term, then We bring you out as a child, and then [We develop you] that you may reach your [time of] maturity. And among you is he who is taken in [early] death, and among you is he who is returned to the most decrepit [old] age so that he knows, after [once having] knowledge, nothing. And you see the earth barren, but when We send down upon it rain, it quivers and swells and grows [something] of every beautiful kind.

Allah here is also reminding us of when we were in out mothers wombs, and the third is the journey of the world, which we are presently in now, it remains two more serious joutneys in front of everyone, these last two journeys are so serious that we have to always remember these journeys, especially the muslims, we are to always remember these journeys in every minute of our lives, we have to think of them every minute, we have to expect them, these journeys are:

The world after death

The judgement day

The former is called "Barzakh", this is the barrier between death and the day of resurrection for the jugdment day, so after death, we would be in a world called barzakh, this is where we will remain till we are being resurrected, just as Allah says in Quran 23:99-100 that:

until, when death comes to one of them, he says, "My Lord, send me back That I might do righteousness in that which I left behind." No! It is only a word he is saying; and behind them is a barrier until the Day they are resurrected.

As we can see there is indeed a place called barzakh, after the journey of barzakh, then we will enter the journey of the " D-day", the judgment day also known as the last day, also known as the day of standing, this is the way we will know those that made heaven and those that earned hell, we beg Allah the most merciful to save us from his punishment of hell, Ameen.

Belief in the last day is a very important aspect of the islamic creed, anyone who does not believe in this day cant be called a muslim, if you ask some muslims today about this day, you will hear things like "have anybody been there before?" what he is trying to say is he doesnt believe in it, By Allah that person cannot be called a muslim, if he dies like that, he didnt die a muslim, a muslim is someone that believes in every single thing that Allah revealed through Muhammad pbuh, some people said(according to what Allah says in the Quran) that:

And they say, "There is not but our worldly life; we die and live, and nothing destroys us except time." And they have of that no knowledge; they are only assuming.

This is the case of those that dont believe in God Almighty, Allah has already spoken of them over 1400years ago, and today is true, we have people that dont believe in God Almighty, like i said earlier, it is called called a day of standing, this is because we will stand for hundreds of years waiting for Allah's judgement, the sun will be brought so close to our heads, those that will be given shade against the sun are the true believers of Allah.

Its sad that many of us has forgotten this day so much, as if it is something that is far, and By Allah, the difference between this day and this life is death, and its a fact that death can come anytime, so why are we procrastinating this day as if it is very far, when death is the only thing that wil take you there? It is recommended that we always repent onto Allah, cuz this is the only thing that can save us, seeking repentence onto Alah, we are bound to sin, thats how we are created, but whenever we sin and wrong ourselves, the next thing is to ask for forgiveness.

They are many wrongs we are doing yet we procastinate this day, and we know that there are trials that awaits us, both in the grave and on the last day, in the grave we will be asked four questions,

"WHO IS YOUR LORD?"

"WHICH MESSENGER WAS SENT TO YOU?"

"WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION?"

"WHICH BOOK WAS WENT TO YOU?"

As simple as this questions seems, by Allah, these questions are huge and not easy at all to answer when we are in the grave, the only ones that will reply correctly are those that obeyed Allah sincerely, so i wonder why some muslims today will say "Insha Allah, i will later change, i will later repent, i will later start praying, giving alms, fast and so on" as if this day is far, something that once you are dead, thats it! If you can reason with what i am saying, you wil know that we are in danger, here is what Allah says about people that forgot the judgement day:

And it will be said, "Today We will forget you as you forgot the meeting of this Day of yours, and your refuge is the Fire, and for you there are no helpers.

They used to be a sahaba that said, he was about to eat date, he now heard an announcement that its time for jihad, he said that, he threw the date away and went, pls how big is a date? Yet he felt by eating the date he will waste time, so he threw it away, this isis why the sahabas of the prophet were successful, none of them procrastinated this day.

So brothers and sisters, reflect on this message that i have passed today, and pls pass on to others, may Allah give us the strenght to worship him sincerely, Ameen,

Wr should endeavor to go for jumat prayer as early as possible, it is more meritorious if you go before the sermon starts, when the sermon starts you dont say anything, not even assalamu aleikom.

Have a blessed jum'at,

Salamu aleikom.
Alhamdulillah. Thanks for the reminder brother, may Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'alah reward you and increase you in knowledge. Amin
Family / Re: Two Day Old Baby Who Was Dumped In A Trash Can By Her Mother Rescued. Photos by enthusiastica: 11:41am On Apr 19, 2016
CastedDude:
May God forgive the lady who dumped her there
Amen. May The Good Lord by His Grace, also make her see the foolishness of her actions and be transformed into a better human being.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Sunnah Of Friday by enthusiastica: 2:03pm On Apr 15, 2016
abdulsemiu02:
SUMMARY OF FRIDAY SUNNAH

1. Bathing/Ghusl - Bukhari
2. Cut nails - Bukhari
3. To wear nice cloth - Abu Dawood
4. Use perfume - Ibn Majah
5. Going early to jumaat prayer - Bukhari
6. Walking to masjid for Jumaat prayer - Tirmidi
7. If the saffs (rows) are already filled, one should not jump over the shoulders of the musallies in order to get to the front - Abu Dawood
8. Listening attentively to khutbah - Bukhari
9. Making a lot of du'a - Bukhari
10. Reading Suratul-kahf - Soheeh Al-targheeb.
Amin Ya Allah. Jazakallah bi khair brother
HAPPY JUMA'AT....... may Allah accept it as act of Ibaadah, ameeen!

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Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Quintuplets In Ibadan(photos) by enthusiastica: 2:28pm On Feb 16, 2016
Masha Allah Tabarakallah!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Signs Agreement With UAE On Recovery Of Stolen Funds by enthusiastica: 3:36pm On Jan 19, 2016
luvinhubby:

Is that chimp related to you, his pix is all over your post?
Hahahhhhhhaaa grin
Politics / Re: How Jonathan Reacted To The $2b Arms Procurement Scandal In Nov 2015 by enthusiastica: 12:22pm On Jan 13, 2016
blueto:

do you mean charging Gej?

A litigation complotted and executed against Gej will perpetually kowtow to nihility because there are substantiations to verify that he was oblivious concerning the implementation of the egregious defalcation of the arms deal monetary resources.

I precept that he is infallible in this case, that is why EFCC have not been able to indict and apprehend him, despite the compulsive urge to do so.

valediction :http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/why-weve-not-arrested-jonathan-efcc-boss/
Na wa ooo! Anoda Patrick Obahiagbon!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Was Told To Solve This Moral Dilemma In An Interview. His Answer's Genius. by enthusiastica: 11:25am On Jan 11, 2016
rattlesnake:
he didnt answer the question...WHICH ONE WILL HE OFFER A RIDE
no one told him to redesignate the responsibility
My brother ur head dey there. d guy totally misunderstood d question and d clown interviewer gave him work @ d expense of others wit maybe better answers

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: ''Why I Called Nigeria A Zoo, Threaten War'' by enthusiastica: 12:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
lionshare:
By the time he leaves DSS HQ he will be singing Pro-Nigeria songs like he is related to Buhari.
Hahahahahahaahahaaaaa!!! Abeg no kill me wit laff pls. Hahahaahaha!!!
Crime / Re: It's Easier To Rob In Ghana Than Nigeria - Robbery Suspect by enthusiastica: 3:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
ritababe:


because nothing dey ghana to steal grin
Hahahahaaahahaaaaaaa!!!
Family / Re: How My Late Aunt Maturely Dealt With Her Cheating Husband.........ladies LEARN! by enthusiastica: 4:35pm On Dec 09, 2015
grin grin grin grin i love nairaland[/quote]
Really love Nairaland!!!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Authentic Step By Step Illustrated Janazah Guide by enthusiastica: 12:39pm On Nov 27, 2015
Masha Allah Tabarakallah. Jazakumullah bi khair
Education / Re: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by enthusiastica: 12:27pm On Nov 27, 2015
OP you are wicked ooo the suspense was killing i must confess! But guess what? You are forgiven because your write up more than bailed you out. Please don't do that prolonged suspense thing again because my wife is not a nurse nor can she do CPR. May half your salary be spent on buying ink so you can continue to write interesting pieces. WELLDONE!!!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Muslims Hasten To Bury The Dead? by enthusiastica: 11:42am On Nov 24, 2015
Omotayor123:
Thanks for the info and education OP. May Almighty Allah (s.w.t) increase your knowledge.

Amin Ya Allah

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Education / Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by enthusiastica: 4:43pm On Nov 16, 2015
Eyyyaaahhh. Tell ur frnd 2 get anoda admission and start all over again. This time he shud make the lecture hall his abode as there are 2 many distractions even in canteen!
Politics / Re: Troops Hit Boko Haram Fighters Preparing Meal, Advance To Sambisa [PHOTOS] by enthusiastica: 9:56am On Nov 16, 2015
NAJALYN:
May God continue to protect the Nigerian military, grant them total victory over boko haram, and end this problem finally.

Amin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Unleashes Full Weaponry Against Boko Haram (pics) by enthusiastica: 12:58pm On Sep 19, 2015
donttouch:
I love the fact that there are now "MADE IN NIGERIA" APCs.

More strength to thier elbow.
And more metals for their factories
Politics / Re: Army Arrests Producers Of Fake National ID Cards For Boko Haram Terrorists by enthusiastica: 4:41pm On Sep 18, 2015
damton:
Boko haram would soon create a Fake nigeria
Hahahahahahahahaha easy guy hahahaha grin grin
Culture / Re: A "Super-sweet" Collection Of Hausa Proverbs by enthusiastica: 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
Yaya shan ruwa ga giwa bare tayi azumi;
kuma kwafa'da wai anyiwa yarinya mugun miji;
Da sanin ango akayiwa kawayen amarya duka;
Bada hawayenaba kukan mutuwar uwar kishiya.
Ni ba bahaushe bane amma nai zama da su na mutunci. Allah I kara daukakamu gabadaya. Amin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Clearing Boko Haram Enclaves Within Sambisa Forest (Photos) by enthusiastica: 10:25am On Sep 09, 2015
JAMANZE:
You guys are the true heroes. God will give you the strength to defeat those bastards. None of you shall die again. AMEN AMEN AND AMEN
A million more AMENS!!!
Politics / Re: John Atte Becomes New Customs Boss (Acting) by enthusiastica: 12:34pm On Aug 19, 2015
laurel03:
Everything just dey change... New Nigeria loading 60%
Now 66% & still loading
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Doing Their Best To Finish Boko Haram Video (viewers' Discretion) by enthusiastica: 9:37am On Aug 12, 2015
onosprince:
Boko haram dey remind me of those rebels for old japanese war films, dem no dey die finish... dem resemble each other, the one way don die dey get up dey join others.
Hahahahahahaahaha. abeg person wey don die dey get up ni! U just prepared me 4 d day i like this thanks man. Hahahahahahaha u 5 much abeggi
Family / Re: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by enthusiastica: 12:04pm On Jul 13, 2015
treese:
Though he usually says he doesn't care about my self esteem but I don't think this has to do with self esteem alone. I think there is more. While we were dating we spoke about my sex life and body nature. It's not like I had too many relationships but I just knew men say my vaginal is kind of lax. Even wen I lost my virginity the guy called me a blunt liar to my face, saying I claimed to be a virgin when I wasn't.

You didn't bleed and getting in wasn't so hard. That is one ruined relationship that would have been awesome. And probably the last man standing. If you be virgin, you go know, if you not, you will know and I KNEW then that I was.

Now my husband knew this about my body and decides to stick with it. Somehow someway which I don't know after my first child, vaginal got tight, second child too same happened. To a certain extent it helped our sex life because it made him love it. And I could tell it's one of the reasons he probably hasn't cheated..

Just 2 days back. We had a little misunderstanding then I mentioned something about sèx. Quote me if am wrong. Sex is meant for bonding between a man and a woman and that's why God instituted it in marriage alone. So you both can get closer, and in my own opinion when there are issues BTW them the power of sex is to make forgiveness easy. The next thing my husband said is. It's not like am enjoying the sex. It's now feels like been in a pool.

OMG I was HURT. I lost the essence of life immediately, lost the essence of marriage. Out of anger I told him only men with big dicks should complain, men with pencils dares nor. That was my only defence because he said it with soooooo much heartlessness. I cried...i cried so much. This man that I have back sex with so that our sex life would be whole. Sometimes I bleed. Then I said to myself it's not worth it. Then I realised, For him if anything goes wrong with me due to that sexual style, Am on my own. Few hours later I sent him a text that I was sorry for everything not because it was easy but two wrongs never ever make a right in marriage. Can't walk away with two kids can only make it work.

Following day wen I saw he was in a good mood. I decided to ask, then he said I was lax and it has made sex unenjoyable. I wondered y he didn't tell me immediately he noticed and why he had to throw it to my face. But what, it's a man's world. If they don't reap their mean ways here on earth. It waits in heaven.

But trust me since then I have been concerned,Google all I could, nothing much. Even the kegel exercise has always been my practice. I now feel this time he might just look outside wen sex gets all pool like. He said he will buy toys, he said he can't pretend to love it wen he doesn't. Which I agree with. But even the toys can it ever be Like d real things. Sometimes he might want to feel the woman and not want toys. What happens next? I can't encourage him to cheat cos if he does and I find out I would leave with my kids. But I don't want him to. Am confused. So so confused. You know wen a man is concerned he will probably do research with you, find out info call doctors, but he didn't, he just broke the news to me and he's like do something about it or I might not be making out with u again. It's really not fair. Cos some men might possibly not go about it that way. But at the same time, it's like that's his nature. I can only Leave with it or take a walk. But take a walk to where, becos am now lax? But I also hear sex in marriage is KEY, with two kids, and I love him, but thatz still not the point. I DON'T know. Please who does? I have smiling all over the house, acting like everything is fine once am alone i cry again, because the fear is, would there ever be a solution , would I still be tight again, and this is a marriage where sex is sometimes 1 in 2 or 3 weeks, so definitely that's not the reason for my laxity, i will be sad if my marriage gets ruined because am lax. I hope my husband reads this thank God he is a nairalander
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If u know any1 living close 2 u dat comes from Maiduguri tell her u want 2 do "DILKE". Im a man so i cant give u much details (it is strictly a ladies affair) but simply put it is a traditional way of making ladies tight. Wish u all d best

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Visits Scene Of Bomb Explosion In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by enthusiastica: 3:09pm On Jul 07, 2015
siraj1402:
A good leader must be visionary and have feelings of the followers. Nice move by the governor. To the BH,May Almighty Allah destroy you,your followers and your sponsors as you are not only totally against his words(Quran),you are working towards causing permanent enmity among us.So shall it be by the grace of Allah.
Amin thumma amin Ya Zuljalali Wal Ikhram Ya Arrahaman Rahimin Ya Rabbul Alamin

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