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Nairaland / General / Re: Recognition...why You Dont Get It by entuk(m): 5:56am On Jan 10, 2014
This sounds like a Naruto episode
Romance / Re: Help! I Have An Unhealthy Obsession For Men by entuk(m): 5:48am On Jan 09, 2014
its like this one strongggggggggggggg. abeg consult Doctor Jesus FAST!
Politics / Re: The Top 3 APC Presidential Candidates To Watch Out For! - CramJones exclusive! by entuk(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2014
unless The Almighty God intervenes, I think those three will always be presidential candidates as long as they don't have the triple-coloured umbrella

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Politics / Re: Aviation Minister, Stella Oduah In Fresh Fake Doctorate Degree Scandal by entuk(m): 5:42am On Jan 09, 2014
na wa o. is she really a princess?
Politics / Re: Gunshots In Port-harcourt For over Four Hours by entuk(m): 6:04am On Dec 17, 2013
heavy gun fire is normal in ph na. why u come dey form like say u no be port Harcourt first son. abi u b second son?
Education / Re: ASUU Sets To Call Off Strike At Noon Today. by entuk(m): 6:02am On Dec 17, 2013
if they don't call it off, whatever happens next will be their toro
Politics / Re: We Have Enough Grounds To Impeach Jonathan – APC Reps by entuk(m): 6:01am On Dec 17, 2013
all these kata kata no dey help our country in terms of technological advancement and economic development. political thuggery does jot pay in hard currency
all these kata kata no dey help our country in terms of technological advancement and economic development. political thuggery does jot pay in hard currency
all these kata kata no dey help our country in terms of technological advancement and economic development. political thuggery does jot pay in hard currency
Romance / Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by entuk(m): 5:43am On Dec 11, 2013
Doctor jay: A decent guy
of the many reactions to my comment, urs caught my attention the most. I'm not gonna try to defend myself but these days if you get along with teens you'll learn things you never knew You Never Knew about them.
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Alison-madueke, Okonjo-iweala Involved In NNPC Diversion Of $50 Billio by entuk(m): 10:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
eluquenson: All this Diversion of millions and billions what are they for?If you die today can you from the grave yard call your account officer to divert the fund to else were? You people should think twice
We came to this world empty handed and so shall we all go no matter who you are here on earth embarassed
the loot is meant to block the chance of a country's president from giving a speech at a world recognised heroic legend's memorial
Romance / Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by entuk(m): 10:03pm On Dec 10, 2013
omocalabar: .....Nigerians...always so quick to point out who is gay or not......gay this , gay that....as if thats out problem as a nation......mtchewwww x5
. I duff my hat o. c hissing
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things Nigerian Job Seekers Should Have While Searching For A Job by entuk(m): 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2013
that volunteer thing really works yet many take it for granted
Romance / Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by entuk(m): 7:17pm On Dec 10, 2013
m.dee:
More like ''9 signs a guy is gay''
pls always remember to include the.peculiar epithet "foreign" nitori pe e no rhyme with even the biggest boys character in the land
Nairaland / General / Re: Amazingly Stewpid by entuk(m): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
but na wa o even the original name bearers done lose title@&$%#§¿¡ y*hoo oh oh.
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Alison-madueke, Okonjo-iweala Involved In NNPC Diversion Of $50 Billio by entuk(m): 5:27pm On Dec 10, 2013
hmmmm. no end in site to corruption?
Education / Re: DO YOU KNOW ? by entuk(m): 5:25pm On Dec 10, 2013
.........as long as what you know puts foodon the table
Business / Re: Lower Denomination Of Naira Has Turned To Gold by entuk(m): 5:21pm On Dec 10, 2013
lol. goodluck
Nairaland / General / Re: Amazingly Stewpid by entuk(m): 5:17pm On Dec 10, 2013
I can't believe it! that's d*mm cr*zy. but ur pic quality no good for human eyes o
Romance / Re: The Best Romantic Way To Propose To Your Fiancee by entuk(m): 1:57pm On Dec 10, 2013
let the barman discreetly put the engagement ring in her drink? she go choke o
if u kneel a leg, she'll be so embarrassed she'd call the relationship over
if u sew the ring stylishly and very lightly to her dress, she go give roadside tailor to sew am well to the dress
the best way is to propose to her announced so she go remember to wear that engagement ring.
Religion / Re: Masturbation..........a Sin Or Not??? by entuk(m): 1:21pm On Dec 10, 2013
from blurry eye vision to receding hairline, masturbation isn't good for the body. and it could be a potential cause of weak er*ction and premature ej*cul*tion when one eventually wants to have sexual interc*urse . its psychologically unhealthy too. so try to cut back on it and in the long run quit.
Jokes Etc / Re: See What Bad Breath Caused!!! by entuk(m): 1:18pm On Dec 10, 2013
Danhumprey: Wazzar is here! grin


Bro,if this make Frontpage,be assured that the solution to your friend's problem is at hand. cheesy
I bet this thread won't get more than 8 replies
Culture / Re: Learning German by entuk(m): 1:16pm On Dec 10, 2013
how can. a novice like me learn proper German? I've always wanted to learn to read, write and speak fluent Deutsche
Romance / Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by entuk(m): 1:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
fijiano202: Guy this ur post is not meant for nigerians
that pic no resemble Nigerian *lol* and Naija guys never ever come short to even be suspected. besides, which kind guy go secondary school finish with him virginity intact?

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Crime / Re: Court Remands Man For Killing Alleged Gay Chief by entuk(m): 12:52pm On Dec 10, 2013
who dey go beg money around 3:00 a.m.in d morning?
dead body no dey talk so make oga Emmanuel tell court why him help judiciary with jungle justice
as for Okoye and him followers, una be creatures of the dark because una no fit do una do-tables for day time. learn from the dead in this case
Literature / Re: 10 Things You Didn't know About Wole soyinka by entuk(m): 8:32pm On Dec 09, 2013
this your slashed source link leads no where
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You’ve Learnt In Life? by entuk(m): 8:25pm On Dec 09, 2013
1) Patience is a virtue
2) I achieve more when I'm surrounded by few people
3) When money come, friend's and babes no go let you match brake
4) Regular family contact can help when in a terrible mess (even when in police trouble)
5) If you put your friends first in business, you are very likely to lose your business and the relationship you shared with those friends
6) You can do nothing tangible if you don't put God first.
Education / Re: Story That ASUU Member Should Reason With by entuk(m): 6:07pm On Dec 09, 2013
ennon92: tory wey no get head nor tail..jadanu
this is 2013 and in 22days it will be 2014 and someone wants me to believe that a family struggle that has been on for 21 years is still waiting on an Abuja fellow to send money to his now 21 year old son and wife? Story plenty for Nairaland o! chai!!!!!
Romance / Re: M A Cool Guy Looking 4 A Cute Serious Intelligent And Morally Conscious Girl by entuk(m): 1:11pm On Dec 09, 2013
your post seems to insinuate that you just got an apartment and wanna get laid 24/7. kudos to u n goodluck to your catchessssss
Education / Re: Story That ASUU Member Should Reason With by entuk(m): 1:06pm On Dec 09, 2013
and this has been going on since '92? (0*0)

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