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Autos / Re: Sold by enyi1: 2:27pm On Oct 04, 2018
I need this car. Can i pay in near future

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Politics / Re: Sani Baban-Inna, Aisha Buhari's ADC Arrested For Defrauding Her Of 2.5Bn - PT by enyi1: 3:06pm On Sep 25, 2018
tigerclaws:
i said it

aisha is a shameless corrupt prostitute
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter Buhari Insha'Allah amin
Thunder scatter aisha masha Allah amin


useless shameless woman
Politics / Re: Crowd Welcomes Bukola Saraki As He Arrives In Nasarawa by enyi1: 3:58pm On Sep 10, 2018
olasco2035:
where is the crowd??
sai baba....till 2023.am ready to do all what it takes for baba to continue the good work he has started..
Apart from lopsided appointments and selected fight against corruption, which other good works?
Science/Technology / Re: Massive, Long Python Killed In Enugu; See What The Youth Are Doing With It by enyi1: 12:48am On Aug 20, 2018
Sai Barber.
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Photos Of BABY WHALE Found And Killed In A Community In Delta State by enyi1: 12:37am On Aug 20, 2018
Yeah. Sai Barber!
Crime / Re: Scores Killed As Soldiers & Armed Herdsmen Clash In Benue (photos) by enyi1: 6:03pm On Aug 07, 2018
Where are the corpses? Government of propaganda
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Drops The Mother Of All BOMBS by enyi1: 9:18am On Aug 01, 2018
wowcatty:
The major takeaway is how overrated Ngozi Iweala kept paying 45,000 ghost workers with no clue on how to stop them for 8 years but Adeosun stopped them cold on their track in no time.

And then the anti Yoruba, evil Obj's part.
Na thief dey sabi catch thief. What do you expect from a forger? it would be easy for her to fish out other forgers like her.
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Compares Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Kemi Adeosun - See Result...!! by enyi1: 7:10pm On Jul 20, 2018
NOI is a technocrat while Kemi Adeosun is a forger.

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Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin And Lilian Esoro At Their Son Jayden's 2nd Birthday Party by enyi1: 4:55pm On Jul 19, 2018
Did anyone notice how she's keeping the boy away from the dad? I know she would most probably use the baby to get to him and my guy is not happy with that.
Politics / Re: Ekiti: Fayose’s Failure To Pay Drivers Sparks Violence by enyi1: 11:32am On Jul 12, 2018
Lies, propaganda and forgery should be APC manifesto. Do you have any proof, video recording to back up your cooked up claims?

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Politics / Re: Senate Rejects Melaye's Motion To Request Details Of Officers Deployed To Ekiti by enyi1: 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2018
clevvermind:
And a terrorist.
And a jihadist.
Politics / Re: Adeosun: Original Vs Fake NYSC Exemption Certificate For 2009 Compared By PT by enyi1: 9:44pm On Jul 11, 2018
seunH:
Just like my drivers licence back then in 2012, when I went to FRSC for renewal. I was told it was fake and I would have to get a new one. I was later told I wasn't the only one that it was a mass issue, hence most of us weren't punished.
is she even eligible for exemption?

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Politics / Re: Adeosun: Original Vs Fake NYSC Exemption Certificate For 2009 Compared By PT by enyi1: 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2018
Horlaboy51:
How are we sure these people are fighting for justice and not to pull the minister down on issue of NYSC bla bla bla..

Upon all the certification she acquired and experience overseas, some people here in Nigeria with no major contribution to the nation trying to pull her down.

SMH!!!

If she forged the Certificate, then......
let her do the time. Different strokes for different folks.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: 'PDP Stole All Nigeria’s Money Before Leaving Power' by enyi1: 12:14am On Jul 11, 2018
GoTV:
Jonathan deserves to die in prison. Even though I'm a Christian, i will never support the stealing he supervised as a Christian president.
But as a Christian what is your say on the Jihad and genocide supervised by the Muslim president?
Thunder scatter Buhari insha alah.. amin.
Politics / Re: Premium Times And The Hatchet Job Against Kemi Adeosun by enyi1: 11:39pm On Jul 10, 2018
Trash talk. The question you failed to address in your paid job to defend blindly are :
1.Did she apply for exemption and if no when and where did she serve with verifiable evidence to back it up.
2. If affirmative, was she eligible to apply for exemption?
3. Is her name on the exemption register for her batch?
I hate it when people defend blindly and foolishly too.

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Politics / Re: Reformed APC (R-APC): New Faction Of APC Emerges In Abuja by enyi1: 8:30am On Jul 05, 2018
NgeneUkwenu:

Work is fine. How is your Corruption Supporting work going? grin grin
corruption and blood which do you favor? How about a third option?
Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out After Been Dumped By a Man She Just Had Sex With by enyi1: 6:14pm On Jun 29, 2018
jessca048:
sorry babe,count your loss and move on.immature guys abound everywhere
please help me understand why you think it's her loss when both of them had consensual sex!!!
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Daura (Photos) by enyi1: 5:55pm On Jun 29, 2018
Blood sucking terrorist of the world.

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Education / Re: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by enyi1: 5:35pm On Jun 28, 2018
AIBugaje:
Check your mails for daad scholarship notification
please what is the mail about? I didn't get it.
Food / Re: People Eating Food From Waste Bin In Northern Nigeria by enyi1: 7:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Sai Barber

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Romance / Re: I Finally Proposed Love To My Crush And She Said This.. by enyi1: 3:38am On Jun 22, 2018
Uchihaitaci:
This nigga needs a job
...he needs a hand job.
Family / Re: My Experience With Some Swindlers Yesterday. Always Be Watchful! by enyi1: 2:35am On Jun 18, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
The whole scenario was getting unbearable. I couldn't accept that shit no further. What the F? I was getting impatient. The thought of not seeing my glorified 'IK Ogbonna' was already driving me bunkers. As the reserved person that I am, I seethed with pride and pain. That was what could ensure i didn't explode with anger.

He told us that there was a Koran placed above the money, that whoever touched, spent or had any dealing with it will die. He had earlier promised each of us 5000$ o!

O girl, you dey dull yourself? This na surest way to become a millionaire o. cheesy
I had mixed emotions. The driver began to drive to the supposed Police Station.
I snapped back. I ordered him to stop immediately, that I wanted to get down. He halted. I could see that look of disappointment on his face, and then a voice told me, 'Victoria, stay back. You're in for a movie. Holy shit! That voice was mad, to be honest.

I quickly refrained. 'Oya, ema worry, e je a malo. His facial expression changed again to pleasure I guess. The Igbo man, the culprit and my friend kept pleading with the driver not to get him arrested. I joined in. My friend looked at me with dismay, 'kilo n she omo werey Victoria e gono?

He halted again. This time, I had to pay attention to the movie. He asked us of our professions, The Igbo man said he was a Tyre dealer at CMS. My friend said she was a hustler grin. I told him I was a business-woman. In his countenance, yeaaa, him don catch maga. He then inquired of my friend on where we could get a 'magician' to break the curse over our dollars. My friend affirmatively nodded her foolish head and told him she had a place in mind. The Igbo man snapped!

Did i mention that this Igbo man spoke Yoruba fluently than me? He even used proverbs. These people knew themselves all along. The Tyre dealer was the master-mind of everythang.

Our tyre dealer told him that he knew an old woman whom his sister used her service when she wanted to put to bed. Oh, my stupid friend couldn't stop pinching me, whispering in my ears for us to get down. I hit her shoulder with a hard blow! cheesy

Will you leave me alone, bitch?
You asked for this, now have at it!

He directed the driver to the destination of our old mama.
He parked on the road. Only God knows where I was! We got down and trekked, stepping on every muddy water just to set free our gangster and at the same time getting paid our dues. cheesy

We walked down. It was a long walk. Everyone on that street kept staring at us like we were aliens. Little did we know that they knew. If only we knew.

We got to the place. It was a massive, dirty refuse dump site. WTF?
Your sister gave birth here, I asked.
He said, Yes Madam, na your business?

Haah. Sorry o! Na just question na.

Now the real deal began...
The driver kept convincing us on how we should go together as one to know what the outcome of the matter would be. The hut where our imaginary old mama stayed still strayed far into the refuse site, out of the sight of humans. This was where they hypnotized and robbed off their victims of their valuables. I strongly obliged and stood my ground. I told Him, No!
Mister, we're doing you a favour by being here. We care less about the outcome. He pleaded seriously o!
The Igbo man kept saying to me' come, you dey go now! Leave your friend make we follow go. I shut him up instantly!

I dragged my stupid friend's right hand and we left. Shebi, if they really meant business, they'd have journeyed on their own paths?
This wasn't so o!
This people followed us back. The atmosphere was getting too tense now. My friend had began crying and stamping her feet.

I had to stop for our grand masters to lead the way. I didn't want anyone to stab me from the back.

The man urged us to get into the car so he could drop us at out destination, we bluntly told him NO!
We were on the road with cars passing, but this my friend kept crying. I yelled at her to stop her incessant whining and allow me concentrate. If she hadn't dug further into their fruitless conversation, she'd have had more time to know that those guys weren't for real.

They still came back to tell us to come in. This time, I yelled at them and told them that if they continued with that, I'd raise an alarm. They left. We copied their plate number. Meanwhile, I recorded all that ensued from the beginning till the end.

Immediately they left, Two men came to us and told us how lucky we were. They went further to tell us that we'd have been dead meats. Really? You know about all these and still
Keep/kept quiet?

We shouldn't careless about the happenings in our surroundings. Be alert!
People had shared similar stories like this with me. I'm glad I came out alive and wasn't pushed by greed and still have a story to tell. There are too many loopholes on how to know these people. God is still in the business of answering prayers. Thank God for my rigidity! Thank God we weren't jazzed too. It'd have been a different story.

Huhnmm. Of course, We boarded a bus to our destination, and alas, I still got to see my 'Ik Ogbonna'. I'd never been more glad. I didn't miss the fun after all.

cc: Lalasticlala
Reading your story which i don't know if it's fiction or real, i was filled with anger and rage . what exactly is your point? Are you trying to prove that you are clever or brave? Following total strangers unarmed and putting another innocent live on the line just to score a cheap point in your wisdom was very foolish of you. In your wrapped up mind now you are a pro and deserve a medal but i tell you that what you deserve is a bullet on the head for the innocent live you played pranks with. Taking useless risk just to post it on nairaland is awful. I am so angry now.

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Romance / Re: I Went White, Can't Go Black. by enyi1: 9:58pm On Jun 15, 2018
7ftMan:
Going black is like leaving biblical Canaan for Egypt. Should you be white and want to be friends,I like be friends too. victorcompetent007@gmail.com is the contact email.
Inferiority complex.
Education / Re: Apply for 2018/2019 PTDF Scholarship in Germany/France/China by enyi1: 9:27pm On Jun 15, 2018
efomzy:
Let's get it straight, if you haven't been contacted by FGC just be praying for UK own. Only those contacted for the fgc via mail has d chances to be on the final list. Those contacted by mail knows how many days it took dem to be rally round to get those documents ready. Even the China scholars knows police report isn't easy at all. Just pray for UK if you didn't get d fgc mail. Lets be realistic and stop deceiving ourselves
you talk with so much certainty and authority as if you are the PTDF DG? you are never certain of anything in life, including your own very breath. Only God knows all. Thanks.

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Romance / Re: Why Black Men Never Wear Triangle Underwear? by enyi1: 2:32am On Jun 14, 2018
Saff:
loooooool I cant take it.
I have sent you an email. Reply back.
Romance / Re: Why Black Men Never Wear Triangle Underwear? by enyi1: 2:32am On Jun 14, 2018
Saff:
loooooool I cant take it.
I have sent you an email. Reply back.
Autos / Re: Distress Sale Toyota Corolla Tokunbo 04 For 1.6 by enyi1: 9:12pm On Jun 13, 2018
This is not distress sale please.

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