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tpiah:
sick minds produce a sick nation!

YOU ARE SICK AND SO IS ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH YOU.

You and your descendants will bear the consequences of your folly!

You may think God will forgive you but your master satan most certainly will not!

I have heard people say that there are some politicians who visit nairalaand. Idk if this is true so it wouldn't surprise me if someone disagreed with me. But think about it this way, u honestly think that if u wipe out the families of ten top corrupt politicians in Naija, that the rest of teh bunch won't shine eye? I mean as a pragmatic i feel that sheddin this lil blood to save our country that has shed the blood of thousands and millions of it's masses is nothing.

So as to teach them a lesson? That even though they themselves can eat of the national cake, their own children will never live to enjoy it,
I just heard the story of an akwa ibom senator who's daughter of 19 years was kidnapped, she was then raped repeatedly and untop of that the kidnappers asked for 10 million naira. After gettin the money, they raped her again and killed her. Then told her parents where to come and collect her. THe parents came expectin to see their daughter alive, but she was maimed and dead on a kentro level.
It just got me thinking sha, these kidnappin business is a horrific business. But @ the same time, it might present a good oppurtunity to change Naija without tomuch bloodshed. if the Offsprings of the politicians who are corrupt get kidnapped and killed, wouldn't that in some fashion force the politicians to act right, so as not to lose their children? Think about it? As hillary clinton said, never let a good crisis go to waste.

OMO IBO:
what a sad end.

Ahn ahn how is it a sad end?
She committed a crime and got punished for it.
ISn't that how it's suppose to be?

Lool as una murder this dude

Lol @ advanced confession techniques

Am sure he could have been "noticed" while seating down,
Of cus it's show of humility, What else would it be?

When did the devil state his case exactly
@ Have u ever considered reading satan's version of events either from the satanic bible, church of satan or other occult sects?

satan has stated his case, God has also stated His case as enshrined in the bible

noetic2:
@ OP
I think it is foolish to deny the existence/availability of information (about this event) on the basis of pre-conceived notions against GOD.
Considering the content of ur post, it is safe to state that u believe that the only source of information regarding this event in heaven to be from the Bible and other scriptures. Have u ever considered reading satan's version of events either from the satanic bible, church of satan or other occult sects?

satan has stated his case, God has also stated His case as enshrined in the bible. The liberty is urs to subscribe to any of the versions. But to state that satan has not been stating his case amounts to delusion. ur opening post attests to satan's testimony.

I choose to subscribe to the biblical account of events where the Son of God stated in John 8:44

44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

jagunlabi:
Going by the ugly profile of this "god",i would most definitely give the devil a fair hearing to hear his own side of the story.
All one has to do is read the OT and one would quickly realise and understand why the devil would rebel against his boss,"Jehovah El Sadistico".Who in his/her right mind wouldn't?I still can't believe that there are some folks who are actually looking forward to spending an eternity with El Sadistico.
Get this,vast majority of modern day citizens of Israel don't want to have anything to do with him,either.The nation of Israel tops the chart of the top 10 nations with highest percentage of atheist.

Lol @ Jehovah el sadistico,
Lmao. But ur so on point though,
Go to heaven for climate, go to hell for company,
Them peeps never jam first, till they land heaven and realise why 1/3 fled,

Jakumo:
I respect your right to accept without question all claims made by Pastor Eunuch, Enziga, though I am curious to hear your opinion regarding the claim made by Eunuch that he drove a car with no fuel other than prayer for 200 miles.

If you do believe that claim as well, I have some ocean-front property in Arizona that I would like to sell to you cheap.

My momsy believes in adeboye, most of my christian fam members believe in the guy. As for me, i trust no man of God, am a deist, GOd hasn't spoken to anybody in a long ass time. Adeboye did not drive down in any empty gas tank for 200 miles, For wetin? Dude's lyin from his ass, seeing is believing sha. Am with you jakumo, but i deal with facts bro. Always have, the dude provides evidence and proof dat he didn't buy the car himself, then am forced to believe him. I deal with proof. Wat can be asserted without proof, can be dismissed without proof. So i dismiss ur accusation that he bought it with church funds,simply because u have no proof.

Jakumo:
Thank you for your response, Enziga, but I beg to differ on your conjecture over whether or not Pastor Eunuch's secretary, dog handler or ass wiper was delegated to sign the check used to purchase that Gulfstream4 private jet for Big Daddy's personal pleasure and grandiosity.

All that amusing hide-and-seek falls squarely under the category of what is known euphemistically as " creative accounting", or " cooking the books", so as to muddy the water in a futile attempt to give Pastor Eunuch a measure of "plausible deniability" that he hopes will distance himself from the nitty-gritty cash disbursement involved in the purchase of his personal luxury jet.

Creative accounting or not bro, fact still remains that he didn't purchase it with teh church's money or he's personal money. Members bought it for him, i aam susppicious of all socalled men of God. but when men come out and say they donated the money, then u have to give them the benefit of doubt, Lol am curious, why u call him eunuch?

Lol all these views and nobody finna post a comment? What's wrong,
Yall scared? smh, u mention "devil" and nigerians start gettin cold feet.

bindex:
When good things happen every body is quick to point out that jesus did it, but when bad things happen it is either the devil or something else. I know a Chinese man(atheist) that was shoot in the chest and survived, was it jesus that protected him too? . What about the countless numbers of christians that were killed in road accidents on their way to evangelize? does jesus not love them?

Heheh can u blame them? The devil is quicked to be blamed for everything. if the devil didn't do it, then GOD HAD A REASoN FOR LETTING IT HAPPEN!!, Remember i've come to explain this their stupidity with a verse in the bible. The lord shall have mercy/compassion on whomsoever he wants to have mercy/compassion on. So anybody who dies a bad death, God did not choose to have mercy on basically

JIL:
I don't know why people respond to crazy people. If you see a mad man on the street, would you respond to them if they engage in issues that does not concern them. I have said it several times, these atheists are mad, just ignore them.

U actually think the bible deflectin the bullet was a miracle??
Like na wa for some of u christians and ur manner of thinking,

This topic relates to the politics section in the sense that the "devil" is a democrat, while God is a dictator, Meaning both of them deal with politics, Lol



Before you all jump on my case and attack me. Hear me out first please. Let me start by presenting a scenario to you all. Your two uncles or two aunties are fighting and then you try to settle the fight or quarrel between them. One would normally proceed by finding out the nature of the quarrel by asking both uncles/aunts what happened. First we go to the first aunt and ask her, "Aunty Amara what did Aunty Floe do to you that two of you started quarrelling? Aunty Amara would naturally give you her side of the story and after heard her side, naturally you would go to Aunty Floe and ask her about her own side of the story. Then after listening to both sides, you would come to a reasonable decision of what transpired between the two and hopefully settle the quarrel amicably.

Now let me apply this scenario to that of God and the Devil. It is said the devil was jealous of God and wanted to overthrow God, this might be the case. But I find it funny that the only account we have of what transpired is only from God's point of view. Where is the Devil's account of what happened? And if we indeed heard the story, would we be able to give the 'devil' a free hearing? Would we be impartial enough to view the two sides of the story and come to a reasonable analysis of who is in the wrong and who is in the right? Have you really given thought to how the devil was able to persuade 1/3 of the angels in Heaven to side with him? 1/3 of the angels is a pretty significant number and I doubt the angels would follow the devil simply because he was charismatic and charming and the most beautiful angel in heaven as the Bible said. Now, I believe there must have been a better more reasonable reason why 1/3 of the angelic hosts would choose to side with a fellow angel over the Lord Almighty. One of the reasons could be, they were tired of serving a God who required them to constantly praise and worship him for eternity. I mean lets be honest, God does not believe in a democratic system of government and the devil in this case could be said to be the rebel leader who wanted to achieve democracy in Heaven. Please if you really sit down to think about these facts, you should be able to reach the conclusion that God is the leader of a government that the Devil is rebelling against. Every rebel has a cause for which they fight for. Are we as humans ready to listen and hear the devil's real reason for rebelling against God? I personally would love to hear it. I like being able to hear two sides of a story and then reach a reasonable conclusion as to who is in the right and who is in the wrong. I personally feel that the devil should get a right to tell his own side of the story.

Before you all jump on my case and attack me. Hear me out first please. Let me start by presenting a scenario to you all. Your two uncles or two aunties are fighting and then you try to settle the fight or quarrel between them. One would normally proceed by finding out the nature of the quarrel by asking both uncles/aunts what happened. First we go to the first aunt and ask her, "Aunty Amara what did Aunty Floe do to you that two of you started quarrelling? Aunty Amara would naturally give you her side of the story and after heard her side, naturally you would go to Aunty Floe and ask her about her own side of the story. Then after listening to both sides, you would come to a reasonable decision of what transpired between the two and hopefully settle the quarrel amicably.

Now let me apply this scenario to that of God and the Devil. It is said the devil was jealous of God and wanted to overthrow God, this might be the case. But I find it funny that the only account we have of what transpired is only from God's point of view. Where is the Devil's account of what happened? And if we indeed heard the story, would we be able to give the 'devil' a free hearing? Would we be impartial enough to view the two sides of the story and come to a reasonable analysis of who is in the wrong and who is in the right? Have you really given thought to how the devil was able to persuade 1/3 of the angels in Heaven to side with him? 1/3 of the angels is a pretty significant number and I doubt the angels would follow the devil simply because he was charismatic and charming and the most beautiful angel in heaven as the Bible said. Now, I believe there must have been a better more reasonable reason why 1/3 of the angelic hosts would choose to side with a fellow angel over the Lord Almighty. One of the reasons could be, they were tired of serving a God who required them to constantly praise and worship him for eternity. I mean lets be honest, God does not believe in a democratic system of government and the devil in this case could be said to be the rebel leader who wanted to achieve democracy in Heaven. Please if you really sit down to think about these facts, you should be able to reach the conclusion that God is the leader of a government that the Devil is rebelling against. Every rebel has a cause for which they fight for. Are we as humans ready to listen and hear the devil's real reason for rebelling against God? I personally would love to hear it. I like being able to hear two sides of a story and then reach a reasonable conclusion as to who is in the right and who is in the wrong. I personally feel that the devil should get a right to tell his own side of the story.

Jakumo:
Sir, you are also dead wrong. Jesus bought that jet for pastor Eunuch, ON THE CONDITION THAT Pastor Eunuch pays his Lagos State taxes, which that thieving, money laundering bible-thumper is now understandably reluctant to do.

Pay your taxes, Pastor Eunuch, in the name of Jeeeeeesus ! Praise the Lord !

Jakumo, see i am as against pastors as the next atheist, but it has been proven that adeboye didn't buy the jet himself,
Members of his congregation bought it for him

Churchess have always been wack anywayz, Can't stand the idea, hypocrites listenin to another hypocrite talk to them about a heaven that neither will ever get to, sickens me to my stomach.
@ nuzo, I like ur faith quote, The blindly part is nice,

I have known stupid people before Todak but u definitely take the cake @ And the bible told you the early christians were catholics, and that thats the name Jesus gave to the church right?, Catholism was the first named church, my bible tells me they were called christians, for the first time, not catholics
everybody and their mama knows that the roman catholic church was the only official christian church for a long extended period of time. Stop actin dumb, not everything is documented in the bible.

todak:
@snwanduv
If you are not going to think or read please dont bother to respond.


I beg your pardon, are you afraid i countered you, i only want you to know that it is wrong to assume, and for your information, i read the post right well.

The article was talking about Early Catholic traditions. And as Catholicism was the first established church it goes along with what i am saying.

And the bible told you the early christians were catholics, and that thats the name Jesus gave to the church right?, Catholism was the first named church, my bible tells me they were called christians, for the first time, not catholics.

Except you know more about the History of the catholic church than the authors of the article.

That is the history of catholics not early christians, so please spare us those catholics stuff, and do you think catholic was the original church christ gave?

Is it my fault the early christians assumed?

It is your fault that you believed it and try to use it to convinve otheres without you having a good reference from the bible. If you follow my posts, i have always said, i hate false assumptions, what do you have to prove that the early christians were catholics?, well, if you have a biblical backup, go ahead with it, but if not, hold your peace.

The fact is that they assumed it and practiced it.

who assumed it? christ, catholics, the apostles or you? asumptions without the true leading is baseless

I never said the bible told us to,

And why did you believe it, which do you beleieve, the bible or the assumptions of what you believe?




all i said was early christians used to pray to the east. Please stop trying so hard to be right and try to learn.

And i asked for prove which you gave to be catholics, adn i asked a=did your bible refer to catholics as the early christians? Yes i always want to learn but not asumptions and falsehood

I did not post the verses to prove that it was fact they prayed to the east. I used the verses to show their rational. And those verses were not used to show why Christians used to pray to the east. I clearly stated it was Jews that used this.

But it was also clearly stated that the website was refering tyo catholics and can not be a ration or move to claim that early christians pray to the east.

Research the history of the catholic church(thus early christians).

That is a different search entirely, not early christians, they can not be refered to as catholics, never, cos the bible did not tell me that.

There are several similarities between all 3 religions and that is one.

And that is what you are after, go ahead, and when you are through with your similarity, then search for the differences and you will see the difference.

redsun:
In as much as there are some bad northern leaders in nigeria today,the good hausa people are very humble,very meek.My most trusted mate in nigeria today is a northerner,he is so relatively trust worthy.On average in that country huasa people are more selfless.

The problem of nigeria today is not about tribes,but concepts.Birds of the same feathers flock together,show me your friend,i will tell you who you are.

People are simply ignorant to assert that Nigeria's problem are the northerners,

asha 80:
@nuzo

It seems you do not know enziga and how he thinks.Udezue will lecture you better.Do not waste your time with him.

Unlike u goodhearted people, i personally think in realistic terms, U simply cannot tell me that every human life lost saddens u, That's a bunch of crap, if the person wasn't my friend, or a family member and they died in zamfara wetin concern me concern their route to the afterlife? That's the problem i have with udezue, He keeps on saying every human life lost is valuable and i continually point out to him that humans die like ants everyday, no one cares about that, It's the way of the world,
We all know that we feign to care about loss of life simply to fulfill all righteousness and convince ourselves that we care

biolabee:
interesting discourse

so what qualifies as genocide?
is there a critical number (xx thousand) or must they die in a certain period (3 months as against 48 years)
very interesting indeed

When 5 thousand people are killed, intentionally and coldheartedly that is what qualifies as a genocide in my book,
Not when u kill common 20/ 40 ppl and u start shoutin genocide,
She should get out of here with such nonsense talk, as if people aren't dying in greater numbers than that everyday,
If she is so concerned about human life, she should go and console the victims of teh dead people

nuzo:
If this is how you reason and how heartless you are, then be sure to be the joke of the day in your so-called cultural discussion.
Long story short, tell them about banga soup and tuwo shinkafa like some people already suggested.

Ni hau.
Zemme yen?

As I said this has nothing to do with being heartless,
Go and read the definition of genocide and come back and tell me how many igbos were killed,
Every little thing igbos will scream marginalization/persecution, Rubbish,

nuzo:
Who cares if you are Nupe or fulani?
You must be a prick and heartless being for making the emboldened comment.

What does heartlessness have to do with this 20 igbo men die and am suppose to scream genocide
because am angry?? and i want justice?? Justice for what? or justice from whom
I ask u, If those 15 people who died had gone to bed slept and didn't wake up, who would u seek justice from? God?
Are u angry @ the manner of their death or are angry @ the fact that they had to die @ all

RichyBlacK:
Let me give you one:


The Plight of Minority Groups in Nigeria and the United States: Can Nigeria Find Her Obama?

Feel free to rephrase it however you like, but you get the picture. The key terms may be:
1. Ethnic minority
2. Political minority
3. Race relations
4. Ethnic differences
5. Democracy
6. Obama
7. Civil Rights
8. Niger-Delta
9. Comparative study
10. Nigerians in America


Hope you get my drift. Goodluck!

Thanks bro, yeah i caught your drift.

bawomolo:
good one, add history too.

tpia:
why not showcase some of the food, drinks, traditional and modern music, festivals, dance, etc.

We are already going to do that my good people,
Thanks,
Any ideas for topics?

nuzo:
Exactly the reason why nigeria will never move ahead.
How narrow is the genocide for discussion and why wouldnt you discuss it? Is it not culturally, religiously and ethnically motivated?

You are all quick to blame yaradua for intentionally keeping mum but as soon as you get the opportunity to right the wrongs, you disappear like yaradua.

Well, go and discuss how the whole nigerians love themselves there.
Am out.

Simply because I do not believe that igbos are experiencing genocide, if we were thousands upon thousands of us would be dying, Not when you get 300 igbos dying, 150 yorubas dying and other people from other places dying, and then you choose to focus on only the igbos who died, u then call that genocide, Abeg abeg abeg, genocide ko, mass murder ni, I read the same report and it said both mosques/churches were burnt down, stop choosin what part you want to see and read the whole thing, Am igbo myself but i refuse 2 become part of the ignorance which pervades my people.

nuzo:
You will make a good grade if you discuss the genocide going against the Igbos and christians right now in the north. That topic will earn you an A.

Nuzo am not gettin graded for this, it's a discussion panel for an event. Nigerian Cultural day presented by the Nigerian student association in my school this saturday. The genocide of igbos/christians is to narrow a topic, And something i really don't want to discuss,

Forreal Guys,
I need your help, all this viewin and not replying no dey help me out,

[quote author=Bleep-You link=topic=238996.msg3516220#msg3516220 date=1235605863]Women Rule naija? God forbid bad thing!

How can Naija men bow down to a woman as our oga patapata?

Imagine we would be discussing about going to war and she is worried about her period or menses and mood swings?

Imagine the president being ravished from the back by one of her loyal subjects? How humilating and condescending!

A woman shouldnt even smell the post of deputy speaker talkless of Vice president. They should rule in the kitchen where they rightly belong![/quote]Omo bros u dey look for trouble o,
I go pray say make trouble no find u,

Ok my school nigerian cultural day celebration is coming up, and we are going to have a discussion panel. Please I decided to come to nairaland to get ideas for worthy topics that would be worth discussing. Please your help will be deeply appreciated. Please any idea at all will be considered so please feel free to drop anything. And yes I mean anything,

deor03:
Good News oh.
I hope his former church or his village in Nigeria will quickly organise a chieftaincy title for him .

I also hope he has confirmed his bank account so that his furniture allowance can be paid ASAP. Congrats

lmao hahahahaha and u know say them go give am that chieftaincy sharp sharp

horny4u:
Putting your Country before your Tribe is the Solution to every problem we have in Naija,
No more what will people say that your brother stole money, turn him over to the LAW,

True talk sir

WilyWily:
Country First, God Forbid.
Nigeria a Devil Paradise.
A Devil created by Hausa/Fulani and Yoruba

What does it say on ur useless passport Igbo?? Get a grip on yourself

Becomrrich:
Why , would anyone want to put nigeria first, when nigeria put the north first.

If nigeria govt want nigerian to put nigeria first, then nigeria govt would stop cheating the yorubas. And allow 1man1vote. not the 1man4vote for the north.

I would put Yoruba first before any nation. I was born a yoruba, God made me a yorubaman. And would die a yoruba.

The name nigeria may change. the country nigeria may disintegrate, but name Yoruba would never change an can not cease to exist like Nigeria can cease to exist.

I am proud been a Yorubaman and would die a Yorubaman. long live the federal republic of Yoruba.

Who said you can't be a proud yoruba man and die a yoruba man I am just sayin put your country first, afterall won't you put your own village first before yoruba land?? or your whole family first before your yorubaland