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Too many children on nairaland...comments are nauseating

basbone:
i know that in mathematics, and probability precisely, when you say, atleast one million naira, it means that you have either one million or much more greater than a million. It could be one billion.....who cares? You said you have around 150 cows....that youre not certain how many they are.........and we really dont care how many cattles you. You borrowed money to build three houses in three states.....who gives a fvck about that? You went bankrupt after your military jamboree and lose all your foreign accounts to yarinya and reckless lifestyle......well, thats the life of a military man......loot money, blow money and most retired officers have no house of their own. They spend their money as it comes........so nobody gives a shit about your bankrupt foreign accounts, ok? But truth be told, you are more clueless than GEJ cos you dont plan, you dont invest and you know nothing about economics, so how will you steer the economic affairs of this country? You will only lead us to bankruptcy and empty foreign reserve. So get a life and step down. You are a real NAF: No Future Ambition.

One of the reasons I come here less often is becos people like you are alive..... making allegations that are not empirical or factual........I leave you to your ignorance and incurable s* tupidity

vivaciousvivi:
I disagree with you completely. Majority of the SW feel he is a joke

Been waiting for your call all day

M4gunners:
Buhari house boy, if he did not run for his life then, you will need to visit Tübingen cause that's only were you can be cure of your own brain.

Your problem is you don't know and not willing to learn....feel sorry for you. Did you see the number of response to your initial post almost 5 and all laughing and mocking your shocking ignorance, rather than keep quiet and learn you are there feeling like Batman, well for your info this aint Gotham City! Read and Learn

M4gunners:
No ur OBJ should first visit hospital. Old fool who went to national tv to insult Edriss A. parents for singing nigeria Jaga Jaga as if nigeria is his. Who kills Africa China careers for singing mr president using the Police then.Who picks Nuru L. The former EFFCE Chairman to fight crime knowing fully well he can't protect him.Nuru is now in the UK for the fear of his life after many attempt to kill him, the betrayer still parade himself in Nigeria as most powerful man.OBJ is the second worst president of Nigeria i withness after Abacha.He should be ashamed of himself.

The people that pays some of you laptops e - rats are as dumb and clueless as majority of you as your oga at the top Joe Lantern.
To start with his name is Nuhu and not Nuru and he has been resident in Nigeria now for about for years plus and just recently ( Monday the 8th of Dec 2014) clinched the gubernatorial ticket for Adamawa state under PDP flagship.
You just got employed, thrown a laptop and unleashed like a dumb but rabid dog ....'oya just attack anything anti Joe Lantern et al.' Ordinary to be conversant with happenings in your homeland by Reading and Research you no fit, no wonder you got the kind of job you got .Dumb troll

Loyalblak007:
FURST TO COMM'..... NICE DEVICE

Your mate is there buying luxury car, you dey do first to comment as achievement .Smh.....

Sharonvvan:
Oya drop it like its hot...don't kill my vibe!!!

You must have an exaggerated opinion of your looks and self.......we should drop pictures for her Majesty to go through and select one for her leisure pleasure.

You go tey there.....wait o make we upload.......ye*ye

The more people come on here and say things like North, born to rule,and all the ish the more I get disgusted with the President and his advisers, why must they want to divide new generation internet age Nigerians on ethnic grounds? .For me it just clearly shows that this govt have no good intentions for Nigeria as a single country

Truckpusher:
I'm amazed too.
Yorubas are usually known to have an independent mind in Nigerian politics, but how on earth a brown toothed Gambari puppet simply mesmerized them into oblivion while stealing them blind is something that calls for an urgent reawakening of a people that are known to have said 'no' to oppression,highhandedness and the ugly born-to-rule-mentality of the Northern Islamaofascist oligarchy.
If anyone doubts me ,they should ask Abacha about his time as a military dictator, let him explain to you how the Yorubas made him a living demon both home and abroad until he died - Abacha was so demonized in such a manner to an extent that he unwillingly succumbed to making a democratic change before death snatched him.But nowadays what we are seeing is appalling as some of these sophisticated people with sophisticated politics are now lining up and plotting to return power at all cost to the Gambaris who ensured that the best and the freest and fair election won by a man that was not only loved by the Yorubas but every other region except for the self acclaimed owners of Nigeria was annulled,himself killed alongside with his wife.
The truth is that the real sons and daughters of Odua knew what to do when the time comes and I'm glad we have a lot them here.

This is the funniest post here, shuo!!! You and your crew have resorted to massaging egos abi Lol.
Abeg leave us o we are 'jan*jaw*eeds' we love supporter of APC party and its .....we are dumb and come 2015 we will show you and the fisherman the power of a collective dumb jan*jaw*eeds.

BTW.pls you said we should ask Abacha ......na for where we go see Abacha.O.D.E

yorke1:
Your Foolishness knows no bound. If English language is what you makes you employable, SMH for you. Let me set the record straight, i am an employer of labor. Do you mind sending your C.V to HRM@evenybrite dot com

I will change your life financially i bet you.

Funny dude, you want to employ me ?? Lol. I will send you an IM after which I will send you link to my Linkedin profile......

After going through the profile I would expect you to come back here and apologise for attempting to ' punch above your weight'
Silly 'Zuckerberg' wannabe

Rt.General Muhammadu Buhari.

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President Goodluck Jonathan.

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We have opinion poll on a number of media concerning President Goodluck Jonathan and Rt.Gen Muhammad Buhari...

Thesepolls have been subjects of discussion and argument here on Nairaland with some claiming it was manipulated and so and so .....

To put the matter to rest I feel we should have our own in house poll. So here we go.

You just simply need to like either of the two posts below to show your choice of candidate.

Errrhmmm Mr moderator pls is there anyway we can have this topic on the front page for a week ( when poll closes) so that as many visitors as possible can be involved without necessarily coming to the politics section..
Thank you

yorke1:
All i just want to hear is that Ameachi has been shut dead and my day is made!

The word is ' shot' not 'shut'.
It's true they say our youths are unemployable.

Johnpaul2k2:
[size=20pt]Welcome to the arena of janjaweedz

this is just the beginning, they are promising progressive if elected as president while failing to stand on their words in just a state lol
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You will grow up one day to realise the meaning of integrity ......and dignity in labour.

ToyozzieTohBad:
how can you have a coach that looses both legs all the time...

"Don't divorce Kanye!" - Kris Jener
http:///n77U1

Evidence of bandwagon effects...

Abeg which country did Keshi lost both legs to?

Get your facts right..

tuffgongjo:
Not a Keshi fan,but what do you have to back your alleged "bribe before play"accusation?

Thank you. The OP is obviously not intelligent.....

Built2last:
Police must be given some credit for their decorum that day. The Nigerian police we know would have wasted lives and do their investigation and write their report and implement it.

Right from the days of Adam and Eve, fence climbing is trespassing, the school i attended in France, if you climb fence, you are expelled...

Hit like if you schooled in france but cant speak french. Or you simply agree its a trespass.

Shame on our dishonourable members.
PDP and APC..

Your write clearly shows your age and ignorance of political theatrics in Nigeria.

PapiDShipCapt:
ERRRM OGA SIR MIND YOU, AM NOT A YOUNG MAN.... I WOULD CONSIDER THE BOLDED AN INSULT.
NOW APOLOGIZE

OK no vex, I be dey provoke before but I don't calm down now.

PapiDShipCapt:
It was due to continuous bashing n lashing that made him brought back uche. when countries like Ghana, Morocco, SA, civ, zambia, BF etc, have a match, you could quote the sqaud. The reverse is the case for SE. till now keshi doesn't have a sqaud he doesn't know who field while he favours some even when they are not informed.

come wednesday you will see him parading faces with the excuse that he is building a team. Okay Our so called foreign based players even till now don't have a team play and there is a coach managing the team for a while now. how would a team who has played Nation cup, confederation cup, and world cup competition still play like a novice? it means the coaching crew r not performing. As a coach, he is supposed to discard 1 n half legged players and replaced them with better ones but because of favoritism he ignores. Not those dismal performances from ambrose n co.

Players are always agile when playing under a good coach in other not to loose their place in the team, but SE players r not because they tink they are irreplaceable.

(correct me if am wrong) We have seen fine players from our junior teams in recent past but we can't find any graduated into the present SE sqaud under Keshi the team builder.

I wish the Eagles well even in their disgraceful performances otherwise I wouldm't have placed a bet in their favour against Congo.

I know your likes ....the type that started watching football with the advent if Abramhovic to EPl baby football analyst......
Now tell me all those stupid teams you mentioned up there that you claim you can guess their first eleven and use their best legs like the Ghana's and Ivory Coast and Morocco s of this world what have they achieved with their teams since Keshi took charge of Eagles that he ( Keshi) has not surpassed.

You wanted him qualify for Afcon2013 he qualified, you wanted at least a semifinal showing in the Accon proper , he won it, you wanted World cup qualification he delivered ,you wanted a decent showing in the World Cup, he equalled the best showing that our best ever Eagles ever had with far less quality players, now you want another Afcon qualification, he's still in the running yet you complain like the man with legs but no shoes.

Silly Nigerians the bulk of the present team are basically been in the tram for about 2.3 years yet you are talking about young players not being integrated into the team . Which better young professional player has the age grade football thrown up in 2 years........and just before you mention Iheanacho ( which is what men oc your class clamour) I will ask you to pls tell me of any competitive match he has played in his life as a professional footballer wey be say na Afcon qualifier he wan play.
All you naysayers and silly complete sport vendor analyst should let Keshi do his job. He's the coach not you .

Dyt:
Yes ma'am
Runs like a rabbit

Dyt is that you? where have you been?.......
I don miss you o

chaircover:
God bless you
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olapluto:
Who is BBC to decide African player of the year?Stop enslaving yourselves to people who do not think well of you!

F.O.O.L

Daninya1:
Pls,help me ask Keshi,is it with the butter and bread,tea or coffee players that he has invited to camp that he wants to play the pragmatic style of football..
Or is he talking about Mikel who just finished partying with his Russian girlfriend so hard few hours ago that he wants to use to play practical football??...
Keshi was dumb not to include Victor Moses in his squad even if he was injured..smh..he has that magic wand to turn things around for the eagles..
Nigerians blame GEJ if we fail to qualify..in as much as i am a Nigerian,my head keeps telling me we will win,but my inner mind tells me the opposite...
I am a patroitic Nigerian not an antagonist..
Lets just kiss Afcon 2015 goodbye..
We will bounce back better in 2yrs time..
United we stand,Divided we fall..

Daninya1:
we have quality players that can take the world by surprise..i disagree that we have a dearth of quality players..no no no..
Keshi is just being sentimental in his squad selection..just bcux iheanancho refused playing Chan he is too young to play for the eagles..dnt 4gt iheanancho,had a guy who was benching him in the name Bernard bulbwa..so we have quality players...keshi lack tactical depth..
You need players who can produce their magic wands when the chips are down to give you results..you saw what moses did against ethopia,mba against cote dvoire and burkina faso..
I rest my case on this matter..bsd the word daft here means going out of ideas..
If i say,are u stupid?does it mean one is stupid..

In your earlier post you had said Keshi was dumb for not inviting Moses that even if he was injured'.

Like seriously how does that sound to you? Invite a player to camp even with injury Now that's a classic case of DUMB

To your second post .....you clearly showed 2 things
(1) A not too grounded knowledge of the game of football .
(2) A complete dis- like for Keshi.

Let me teach you...... Iheanacho is not ripe or ready for Super Eagles yet, mainly because till this very moment he has not and has never played a professional competitive football game and will not even play till about March next year. And if you are trying to point to those off season friendly matches he played for Man City then you really have a lot to learn. Check out Man Utd off season match results and season results then you know theres a huge difference. Now how you want such a young man to be thrown into the middle of AFCON qualifiers that's is highly competitive bother's me

And incase you don't know, men like you encouraged Onigbinde to cap Opabunmi 12 years ago in the senior national team at the world cup and that was the end of his national team career. Don't destroy Iheanacho with your silly opinion a beg.The boy will come good.

Lastly, for you to argue about our dearth of qualities players says it all about how long you have been following eagles.
John Obi Mikel is arguably our highest profiled in-field player in Europe at the moment...... And you know what most thinks of him.....he sulks .....and that is our highest profiled player....... Do you still more evidence of lack of quality?

adextetoo: Starting with most AGRICULTURAL RELATED courses imagine some one spending 5yrs in my uni (FUTA) to study:
Building Technology (modern bricklayers)
Agric Economics and Extension (what da Bleep does dat mean?)
Agric Extension and Communication (are you trying to understand the official language of animals and plants?, cut me some slack.
Transport Management (what is d job of dos nurtw thug bosses?)
And above all PHILOSOPHY even a 5yr old kid will do dat
Library Management (arrangining of books which you will never read) omo course plenty oooo

Your ignorance knows no bound. You apparently didn't develop an intelligent mind set even after going through a tertitertiary institution.You need to READ more!

onirugbon1: Would he leave and set the kitchen ablaze and hope to have the next kitchen accept him as a cook?
Or you forget he's hoping for the best for himself and his career.

When I say you guyz only watch football with brains switched off I come out as rude.

Keshi has achieved far greater feat that not qualifying for AFCON will blot his resume. Just incase you don't know he belongs to an elite set of African coaches not up to 5 that are world cup coaches, the only coach on the continent to have qualified more than one country for world cup.

This kitchen will go ablaze cos your lots don't deserve any better

ogawisdom: Well we ll celebrate keshi's resignation if only he ll mean it onces
If you r feelin hot then u leave d kitchen

Leaving the kitchen is exactly what Keshi is trying to do , but not before setting the kitchen ablaze as payment for the shoddy treatment by FA and the general ungratefulness of Nigerians as a whole ( men like u)

Keshi will leave the eagles exactly where he picked them up from........Yes, the Gutters after just failing to qualify for AFCON and with him he goes with word Eagles and replace with Chickens name he met.

Nigeria, nation of scallywags, Ignorance and Ingrates

ogawisdom: U dnt experiment in a crucial match like afcon qualifier where u ve lost 5 points n needs all d points ahead. U can experiment during friendly matches

What friendly matches? The one the FA will not organise until 2 weeks to the tourney or come to think of it which FA will put it together ? The one in power tussle? or Keshi should use his resources to put it together? After still being owed 6 months salary and no job guaranty.

I wonder how many of us can function effectively on a job you don't have an employment letter and being owed 6 months