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EroticAngelina:
why must u regret buying her a gift? it means u never loved her.

No now...u know we are humans n sometimes d reaction on d face of our significant oda tells a lot wen we give dem gifts....


Just like someone said above, he bought aa peruvian hair n she said no its brazilian hair she wants...haba dat alone wud make him feel baad na. After all its a gift n not a request from d lady befor hand.

Just saying though....

JeffreyJamez:
EVERYTHING!!!

There is nothing wrong in dat ooo infat I have a friend whose parents age diffrence is 15yrs....my parents 8yrs n my uncle n his wife 19yrs age difference n all living happily.

Love n mutual understanding matters

My opinion though

jashar:
Leave both.

Focus on building your career or brand. You're young. Or are you ready for marriage now?

My spidey sense tells me you attached to the 2nd guy cuz of material things.

Ur wat "Spidey senses" hahahahaaaa....I like dat spiderwoman

kennygee:
We have heard you.

Dis ur name Are u a kenny G fan? just curious

missterious:
Sorry I'm bringing politics into this but this is why I shake my head at those who refuse to vote for Buhari because Jonathan is a Christian. It is absolute ignorance. It's amazing how blinding "religion" could be.

Having said that, I haven't attended church in a month because what's the point? The only thing I see there is the latest shoes & clutches. No spirituality whatsoever. People are so f*#king pretentious.

Yea I get ur point but are u goin to church to see others Or for ur self

bestestgirl:
awwwww so romantic

So roma wetin Hahaahaha ok ooooo....

Op thumbs up oooo.....u did well jare


No 3 I hate dis like die. Some ladies be tinking we guys are majicians


No 7 No comment u said it all

Op thumbs up oooo.....u did well jare


No 3 I hate dis like die. Some ladies be tinking we guys are majicians


No 7 No comment

Kachisbarbie:
E dey happen steady

Even as I like "show-body" reach, my gown was very covered.
I didn't want any inconvenience when dancing abeg.

The thing with these tube gowns is that, you would keep dragging it up.

I have seen a situation where the bride's boobs spilled from the dress.

Honestly I really can't understand why all dis kinda tube gown oooo....some ladies sef...na wa

ebankole:
Wow
So much battle,contention between you and your past.

So much struggling trying to separate the past away from the presence.

So much within and without contention trying hard to let this past bye gone.

The school,your old secondary school mate,gun and everything that transpired means: confronting and battling with the past.
More like a battle: within and without battle.
The lord said: you've been trying so hard to let go of the past permanently and u keep battling it,struggling with it.
It entangled you,almost succeeded but the lord said, no ye past shall not prevail over this one, for i'm with thee and shall rescue him from thy hand and it did, as finally the lord has separated from the room of limitation, the old room and the room of struggle between you and the past.

And now shall thy glory shine and people around shall hear about thy deliverance,breakthru and shall be amaze.

And now everyone shall testify to the glory of God in thy life and exclaim 'jesus is lord'
Now ye shall prosper and thy blessing/glory shall manifest gradually,slowly but surely.

But listen: for this to manifest, embrace humility,quiet spirit,free thy mind and with everyone around thee.
Be useful to people around thee,be helpful,lead a christ-like life. And ye shall testify soon to the glory of God in thy life.

It's time to rise and shine: gradually the lord said, but it shall come to past, for ye have left the room of the past,room of contention with the past,room of limitation and now shall thy move forward and thy glory shall arise and shine... praise the lord!!
Congrats!
Bless u

Thank u....pray for more of Gods blessings upon ur life.

U know I almost sent u an email yestday about how saddened I was but then dis dream came...shows dat he may b silent at times but always working tins for us if we trust Him.
Thanks again

Morning ebankole...more grace

I dreamt I was in our new area. Den our neighbors wife was trying to park her car so she told my elder sis to help her open some doors with a key she gave to her while she reversed but my sis was having little problem opening d door, so I now collected d key from her n opened d first door. All dis was happening while she was reversing d car into her compound. Wen she stopped, I now opened d back door for her kid. He was happy wen he came down, n seems he even saluted me sef. Den I saw her husband n we all smiled together.



I later saw myself holding a gun in a battle field as a strategist planning with others on how to ambush our enemies who were already moving towards us. After all d planning, we moved in for d battle proper. As I was moving towards one of d bad guys, he saw me n he signaled one of his other men dat we were coming too. Wen I turned, I saw this his other man moving to meet his fellow badguys(his face looked mor like an old primary class mate though) so I followed him behind gently to take him down only for me on getting to d untarred road, I met a guy together with my technical drawing teacher who now told me dat I was not supposed to have started class without first reporting to him(mayb registration or so) so I got so angry(cos I wasn't allowed to catch up with d badguy) out of anger, I hit d gun on d ground den it changed to drawing instruments n scattered all around. Out of respect, I followed him.

Den as I was going, I saw myself in a car while our neighbor's wife drove us(she is my neighbor at our new area) so as she drove, we got to a houz but this houz was at our old area but undergoing serious renovation. We went in n I met her husband in d house. We were all discussing about a certain teacher in my school cos they tot he was taking only further math but I had to let dem know dat he also took us in ordinary math too but d last time I met him, he was now a pastor. So I took my technical drawing book from a shelf n left d room but I don't know why(cos I was supposed to go out with someone sodat he wud be able to use the keys to open d doors for me n return dem back to d house) as soon as I open d first door near the exit, I was in a lobby without a key n both d door infront n behind me were locked with padlocks automatically. I panicked a little becos even if I shouted for anyone to come open d door, no one would hear me. Later I don't know how it happened, mayb through window or so, I saw myself in d next compound which was an empty land with grasses around. From there I was able to find my way out to d street. Funny thin is as soon as I was coming out of d compound, everyone kept staring at me. So I walked with my bag on ma back. So I saw one woman n den she said dat dis house that I came out from, govt had taken over the renovation of the house. Den I told her yes ooo dat I even know who was handling d project( a friend of mine) she said she knows him too dat he already lives in d house. She now said hmmm, we were big boys ooo, den I turned n told her dat it small small...slowly n gradually we wud climb up d ladder den we all laffed it off.



Thanks....God bless

bestestgirl:
GEJ is looking trim and sexy!!
GEJ till 2019

If PEJ catches uuuuu

DuchessLily:
Oh no @OP! Things like dat don't happen all d time....

Find ur self worth and be a man!
Unless u too are playing away match too

Or better still fast and pray for her to change (dats usually d advice given to a woman in dis situation)

Hmmmm fast n pray I wish....dat waiting period for d prayer to come to past na anoda tin entirely o. What da hell. Ban d woman jare.

Why didn't he have d initiative of saving after all d contracts he got Dis kind life sef...

Na to go play my PES jare

pittoilet:
Hi!

I am girl of 21 years old. I am used to masturbating since 1 was 15. I do it by crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles. I do it more when I feel upset for any reason or when I feel tired, sometimes before, after, or during sleep. Actually I get used to do this before I knew what I was doing. In fact, I do not know how it turned to a habit.

1 or 2 years ago, I noticed that my hip, thigh and leg muscles are being enlarged abnormally. They have grown fatter so abnormally than the other parts of my body. I had a really good body but now it looks horrible. I have done lots of study and come to an conclusion that this change in my body shape is an effect of my clenching muscle masturbation habit.

Now I am trying a lot to stop this habit but it seems really tough. I really really really want to give up this habit and get my perfect figure. This habit is ruining my body shape and also my sex life with my boy friend. I want to give up this habit. Plzzz help me! I need a friendly suggestion!
Is there any girl who is facing the same problem? Plzzz reply! Plz suggest to me how I can get rid of this horrible habit! Should I practice any exercise to get slimmer hip, thigh and leg? Is it possible to get still? Which are the useful exercises? How can I give up this masturbation habit?

Well its good u know u have a bad habit. Now dats a first step to recovery. What u need now is determination to change. Trust me, its Not EASY at all. U wud fall once in a while and also feel disapointed/discouraged with ur self but fix ur gaze on d brighter picture. Also know dat u kant stop in a day or a month dat which u haave been doing for years. But above all, u need Christ to see u through cos seriously u can't do it on ur own...humble ur self before d Lord ma dear n he wud surely see u through dis.

Wish u all da best...

pittoilet:
beautiful southwest get electricity sha

Dis ur naame na die oooo

I feel for dis guy ooo

EroticAngelina:
I never played that.

U a lady naaa...na baby una suppose play

Police in Russia are tracking a gang – apparently including a doctor – who
drugged a TV soap actor and removed his testicles.

Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, had a drink with a ‘young blonde woman’ who
approached him at a bar after he finished a performance at a small
Moscow theatre.

Flirting with him, she invited him to a sauna, and though he was married,
he agreed to go with her.

’They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers
nothing,’ said a police source. He woke up next day at a bus stop, feeling
acute pain, and with blood on his trousers.

They fear a gang seeking to sell human organs on the black market. The
actor, now working as a children’s animator, was too embarrassed at first
to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports.

Russia’s
Life News carried exclusive pictures of the victim in hospital.



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Nneka123:
number 12!

my dad is my boyfriend

Good for you

Tearg1:
its your faith that quickens the process.

Am not denying dat fact oooo. Wat am saying is dat it takes sometime. As opposed to what u said earlier I.e it wud b taken away in seconds

Why am saying dis is because wen u tell an addict dat it wud b taken in seconds n he dosent see any immediate effect, chances are he wud relapse back to his own vomit but wen u take time to explain tins to dem, dey tend to get a clearer picture.

Besides wen u talk about addiction, it can't b stopped in a day. Even wen u give ur life to Christ, in d process of ones transformation, there is always a tendency of relapsing in one or two occassions ( we are only human) but with our eyes set on d ultimate goal, we wud b able to over come by his grace

Tearg1:
with my experience, God took away the zeal.. its like a smoker being addicted. what makes them wana smoke is the zeal, not because they love it. Take the zeal out of smoking, they will loose interest. when the invisible rope that ties you to the habbit is severed, thats when you are set free. and this can only be done in the spiritual realm.

Yea I get ur point but u said it wud b taken away in a second It dosnt still work dat way ooo. Yea in d spiritual realm a battle is being fought on ur behalf but in d physical realm it takes time trust me...

Tearg1:
with God, it can disappear within a second...

Very funny but it dosent work dat way ooo

Nokialumia720:
How can someone put an end to it. I.m really addicted.

Jesus alone can help u....dats if ur ready to fight d good fight

EggovinMma:
Lol.There are plenty challenges tho.Htho.How he will pee? , touch woman BOOBI, although sucking won't be a problem as the gf/wife can chook the BOOBI put him mouth.This child needs good money to survive well, by the way who doesn't need money?I wish to adopt a baby like this in future, God help me with good money, he would be a well known consultant. Na owo be the thing.

Hahahaha u funny oooo

EggovinMma:
So what about childless women?
What about babies that are conjoined?
What about those with various cancerous deformity?
Omo, I prefer pikin wey no get hands oooooooooooooo. Than being a barren woman.Even as a young single gurl, make una dash me the pikin bikobiko.I need am.I no dey reject pikin.

I like ur spirit...dats what some pple won't understand

Wen I was in secondary school, I haad a class mate who was born like dis. He was thrown in d dustbin sef but found by one rev sis...n today d guy is doin well. Writes well...infact we made fun of him, n with his no hands, he kan still pick stones to throw at uss. God is great. I havnt seen him for sometime now but am still curious hw he uses his phone

pwerrymansion:
you the mind the okoro. What even got me appalled was him trying to define the other uses of condom . I bet he used the 'condom' as his bathing sponge... ... I pity his gf/wife

Bathing sponge hahahahaaa

Sexycleopatra:
I really dnt think dey exist. Cuz if dey do, dey would be reverend fathers or monks

Hhaahaha naa lie I no gree oooo....they exist jor!!! Ki ni big deal

PrettyEmy:
Are they guys who can actually accept to date a girl without sex and will still stay faithful?
Please be sincere, I really wana know this

Yes they still exist.

ebankole:
I can see so much efforts being made to explore,progress and what have you......


The lady that mixed herself within the crowd and her action affecting the rest thereby causing delay to the whole crowd means;

Delay,implication; you must pray against this asap.

Your cousin brother that u asked to help your do something only to found that when it was your turn the shop closed or was about to means: Delay or disappointment.


The food is the attack which emanated from/within the family and it succeeded hence : I see disappointment,delay and implication. U must pray against these as it's already manifesting.

Lastly, the phone that was repaired after all the stress, struggle,seeking helping help to make it work, only to found it wasn't ok? Means: disappointment again(after making so much efforts)

What does phone means? Your connection to blessing,to God,access to secure whatever u want to achieve.

I can see u are trying, making quite lot of effort to better your life but I see disappointment, but mind you, I can see u overcoming this and starting over again to only to explore even better,experience better blessing et al.

Because the bible says; sorrow may last for the night. But in the morning cometh your joy.

Bless u

Honestly if u know how heavy my heart is right now...am just trying my best by His grace not to derail from dis part....tears

Thaank you...God bless d work of ur hands

Morning Ebankole...more grace

I dreamt I was sitting in a terrace(it had iron protectors all round) together with ma uncle, elder brother, cousin brother n I tink my mum. We were all taking pap n akara n discussing as a family. So right infront of us across d road, was a very very long line of people passing slowly. I was wondering why so wen I ax, my uncle(who happened to haav com bak from a journy with my cousin bro according to d dream) told me dat along d road on their way back, there was a lady dat did sometin n soldiers were looking for her. Sins she mixed with d crowd, they decided to make everyone form a single line so dat they could search dem one after another. D people in d line were passing slowly n were looking at us while we discussed.

(It seems like I told ma cousin bro to do somtins for me while coming home) so My uncle now told me dat while ma cousin bro was doing it, after his was done, wen it got to my turn, d people now said dat dey were closing for d day but they had to beg dem before dey finally agreed to do mine.
A neighbor of ours came around n was telling us dat she was expecting her husband n son from a journey but they could not make it again becos they had a bad tire.

My elder brother now gave me a fone which he repaird(changed d casing---seems I gave it to him to fix for me) but wen he brought it, it wasn't appealing n my uncle even complained about it. So I now went to look for how to fix it again to make it better.


Thanks...