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Gentlepapi:
SEE BETTER UNCLE RESPONSE WHILE SOME PEOPLE THEY TAKE PANADOL FOR PERSON HEADACHE


LESS I FORGET WHERE IS HELEN PAUL I MISS YOU

ur signature, stress na 100% hehe

Ur signature, stress na 100% hehe

ozoigbondu:
I blame GEJ not that terrorist in lran

haba! Guy easy na

ozoigbondu:
I blame GEJ not that terrorist in lran

haba! Guy easy na

modelmike7:
What an experience, if something wan better, sometimes e go first hard. God help Nigeria. E go better pretty soon.

Amen o!

To all my fellow nairalanders, i greet una well well.

I woke up one beautiful morning and decided to go and queue up at the filling station. Am a guy that hates missing my breakfast but because of fuel,hmmm, i rushed to be among the first at the station. On getting there, omor see queue na. I wondered if these people even slept at home at all. My guess is that some of them slept there from the look of their dry faces with red red eyes.

All this suffer head just to get fuel in this country. I was there for like 3hours(9am) and the line had not moved an inch o. At that point, my stomach started singing in diffrent tones. I then checked my pocket for some change so that i would get some snacks only for me to realise that what i had on me was just for the fuel alone. Men i was shocked at how i left the other money on my bed just because i was rushing. Chai, so i decided to fast by force because of fuel. (Na now i know say yeye dey worry me:-D). At 12 noon the queue made the first move. Yeah! i was dam happy(felt like dancing shoki) that finally we had started moving only to discover later that even a snail would move faster than us:-(. The sun was getting hot, i was loosing ma patience because people at our front were allowing others to cut corners and the intensity of the sun's heat made me weaker and more hungrier. So around 2pm or so, i was getting close to the station gate when suddenly the line stopped moving. At this point, my eyes were weak and so hard to keep open. I then came out of the car, strolled round just to clear of my sleepy eyes. When i came back to my car, i made the biggest mistake, hehe, i saw an old newspaper in the car with an interesting story. So i sat at the passenger's side infront, pulled the chair down a bit n started reading and smiling happily not knowing that i was already in tha dreamland sleeping and snoring.

The worst happened, the station's gate was then opened for cars to get in. When those behind saw that i was in tha dreamland, chai if u see how they were all over taking me eh, human being, hmmm, na wa o. it was just one passer by that saw what was happening, pitied me and then came to hit my car so hard with his hand and shouted "bros bros dem don dey move ooo" if u see the way i jumped up with my reddish swollen eyes, confused and all i could see around me was dust and people around all laughing at me. It was then i realised what was happening. Omor i dont even know how i did it but i know i jumped straight into the driver side and started the car and drove like james bond almost hitting the car infront of me and blocking off the last man that wanted to overtake me. He almost hit me too but i guess we were all lucky that our brakes worked just fine if not eh, the kind jam jam wey for happen, hmmm, na only God know.

At this point my eyes were so clear and wide open with my hands on the steering wheel ready to move. Dont wana hear stories that touch. I ended up getting the fuel around 5 or 6 pm.

Nigeria my country, e go better o!!!

adorablepepple:
Be hardworking and be a better person in future, No !greed will not allow them see bright future. Omoale. I just pity the parents who paid his fees from 100 level. They didn't train him well though

why wud u say they didnt train him well?

Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."

hahahahaha. Dats 4brain exercise na. Hehe

In an undercover laboratory in Vancouver, scientists have been slaving away for the find of the century. It’s not a cure for cancer, or even a way to conquer death. This research is a lot more sinister.

Scientists have found a way to cross humans with dogs, to cater for a market of very rich people who like collecting unique pets. Dr. Paul Bradshaw, 54, from the Hartman Collinge Institute explains “There is only so much you can buy a person who has it all. This is better than buying your loved one a iphone 6!”

Animal rights groups are up in arms, as Pauline Crosby, 34, activist with the Animal Defense League explains “If one my children saw these creatures, they’d scared half to death. Imagine one of them sucking on your toes, in a dark alley”.

Dr Bradshaw explains some of the advantages having Human/Dog hybrids, “they’re obviously very intelligent and their vocal cords are functional. This means, not only can they keep you company like a dog can, they can read you bed time stories and answer the iPhone for you”

One of these hybrids would set you back around 50 million dollars. Not only are they being sold in North America, but there are orders for them in Manchester, Cardiff and London and probably coming to a city near you.



http://news-cast.tk/human-hybrids-are-real-these-pets-are-actually-being-sold-now-to-the-super-rich/

Heazy2015:
Who does this teacher represent during your secondary and primary school days?
Name the teacher. Lol....

hahaha... Uncle touch ur toe for primary school(mr timothy). Primary5 precisely.

raayah:
Whaat? This Soldier is not a man. He is a woman-wrapper. How dare he bend down and Fix a child's shoe? That is a woman's job. Women take care of the children.

He should be removed from the Army.

If he wants to be feminine. He should go to America and hangout with the gays.

/sarcasm

Edit : Sarcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's or writer's intentions; different parts of the brain must work together to understand sarcasm.

i almost wnted to fire u until i saw dat it was al a sarcasm. U eh

dat anoying moment wen som1 quotes d whole post of d op wit just a dot al in d name of booking space

Imagiine coming back from work and finding your daughter like this...upon inquiry, she says its her teacher that did it to her.


Hmmmmm....that teacher done enter one chance with me ooo, no matter what ma daughter did, she dosent deserve this in any way at all at all.

whizqueen:
Some guys will pass all these yet they are still players

Wat do u expect Wen some ladies wud b forming smartness for us

Brymo:
in this life, there are some people u don't mess with. They haven't mastered the use of words but d 've mastered d use of swords.

Hmmmm....samurai tinssss..ok nam I rest ma case

Brymo:
what's there!!!! Iz nothing

Ok oooo if u say so

Jayjay0:
i can let her sit on my boy lap..if i trust my guy...her friends are always allowed to sit on mine

Hmmmmm

macville2:
for where?! i won't ooo

Haba naaa...not even smallllll

Cherlene:
Good afternoon
Strictly NO.
Cherlene

Good aftnoon to u too....
U no wan hear sstory for d gods abi

ireneony:
i wil not allow.
ladies, frnd or no frnd dont sit on a guy lap expect he is ur boyfried/husband cos u sitting on his lap send signal to his manhood(hormones)
pls ask the biology student to tell u more

But some ppl no go hear word now...they wud b forming I trust ma spouse...

MzzTega:
Not all. Won't allow it. Naso e dey start.

Yes ooo... To avoid stories dat touch later

itsValo:
i will not allow her to sit on anybodies lap, buh her friend can sit on my own

Hahhaa...u badt gan

bettercreature:
And what is special about it infact for an hour if possible

Hmmmm...ok ooo. I can see u fully trust ur babe...nice

ministerblessed:
I won't allow it!!

Yeahhh...am wit u on dis one ooo

TheAgba:
Not when I am still jealous.

Hahahahahaaa

prettyjo:
hmmmm.... only for some minutes

Few minutes u say Chaiiiiii. Dat few minutes fit change a lot of tins oooo

Fabdedon:
i have no problem with dat tho..
Where the problem would now start is if she is now enjoying the sitting and using the butt too you know what i mean

Dats why its better u prevent it before it even happens oooo

Guys would u allow your Girlfriend to Sit on your friends lap? And Ladies would u allow your friend sit on your guy's lap?

In ma opinion, in as much as we are in love, I don't think its advisable sha because it might or might not lead to something disastrous later. Prevention they say is far better than cure ooo...

TR0UBLeMaKeR:
Yea its true. I hate the OP already biiaaaaatchhh!!!!

Very funnyyy....calm down na

njays24:
God bless our men;fathers,husbands,brothers and friends.

Amen

TrishaP:
Maybe you should start doing that more often.

N how doess one get to cry often? N just to sitdown start cry neh

TrishaP:
Research says heart attacks are more common among men because they cry less frequently than women. Funny and amazing!

Diss kind oof research ehhhh

MizMyColi:
Guys have a natural inclination towards recklessness!

Its good u said "a NATURAL inclination"

richidinho:
Lantern?

Why are u posting event that happened in the 90's

@op ......which part of Nigeria is that

Aask first if its a rechargeable lantern first naaaa