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DanceVille:Frog jump, walking on knees on sand, lieing down n looking at d sun, riding machine, pick pin, up down, kneeling down with hands up n eyes closed, hands on d ground with both foot on d wall, squarting, ;Dam laffing now but den I almost felt like dieing o |
Why do some ladies tink some men can't do without sex for somtime eh It baffles me seriously |
BankManager:My brother I tire for dis matter o. Sex yes its sweet, no doubt but d rate at which ppl carry it on top their head nowadays is something else. Must a relationship b based on sex neh Just be unnecessarily hyping some kind galsss |
Am gon assume dis a joke sha ![]() |
EOOJ: |
[quote author=itops post=30378135][/quote]Yea all dis list don tire me. Ok back to ur post, if he obtains d favor from d Lord as u have stated, are u invariably saying that he is gonna enjoy n flex it alone I believe it still goes back to d wife also.So in ma humble opinion, she brings in extra favors(becos he already obtains his own personal favors from God without her which she is also enjoying) n he in return gives back to her n d family all dat God gives him. So she enjoys both d favor he gets from God(personal) n dat which is as a result of her being his wife. In summary, I believe Its a mutual tin rather dan attributing it to d fact dat one party is more advantageous dan d other. Thanks ![]() |
Ebankole morning...more grace I had dis dream...didn't want to write it but my spirit kept insisting I do. I saw ma self standing in a school, den I saw a lot of people at a place doing a registration for somthing( I even saw my french teacher from secondary school) so in all d process, I saw lecturers also doing same registration too. Den I saw one of my friends who is a lecturer in my dept(he just finished registering)n was planning to collect d print out later from the guy who registered him(d guy who registered him, I know him too, we served together) so I was asked to meet him to do mine so dat it wud b easy for me. Den I turned n saw my yunga brother on school uniform(junior class outfit), so I called him n as we were talking(don't remember wat we were discussing), he kept walking n I noticed dat some people were just following us as we walked(his collegues I tink) wen I noticed dat d walked was too much I had to shout at him to stop so he did. Den we went to d window of a class, yet again, I saw my primary school friend n I told him to give me my bag n I took out a pen n paper to write down d necessary numbers needed for d registration so dat ma yunger brother wud giv it to dat corper frnd of mine den I wud go n collect d printout later wenever he is through. Thanks...more grace |
ebankole:Honestly, last night I "almost" fell back again because of anger but thank God for His grace. Thanks for the heads up...more grace |
Ebankole gud morning....more grace n blessings I dreamt dat I was in a family friends houz. I tink I was talking with his kids at d dining den their dad came n I greeted him. I now decided to take a stroll around the houz. While I was walking, I noticed dat d houz looked familiar n seems like I had dreamt of dis particular house before but dis time it was bigger n better. So as I was walking, I began to wonder deep down how much he pays for such a houz den I got to a passage where I could have a glimpse of d outside. It was green n beautiful with a walkway in d middle of d carpet grass(probably). Den I went outside. As I was strolling, I now noticed dat I was like in a school or place where dogs are reared n bred(in reality he rears dogs too). So I walked round looking at all d breeds far n near n as a lova of dogs dey all looked good n cute. Den suddenly where I was standing, close to one of d abandoned dog houses, one dijected n dirty looking n stray dog in d compound(not too big though) was coming towards me den I was kinda afraid dat it might bite me but I stood my grounds n hit it on d mouth but I gues I was wrong, it was just looking for someone to probably play with or call a friend. Den it started jumping on my body while I was walking bak to d house n struggling to chase it away. After it left me, den a very fine puppy chased behind me n started jumping n playing too while I went bak to d houz. After d puppy left me, it started jumping n disturbing some students mostly ladies(I tink among dem were twins) who just came out n were probably going to school so dey started shouting n complaining dat dis dog shud leave dem na. Thanks...blesings |
ebankole:Infact am speechless...with a teary heart. I pray for more of His grace to see me through. Thank you ebankole...God bless u immensely |
AyokunleRuth:When I see ladies complaining about generalisations like dis, I just laf it off because seriously we d guys have suffered more in una hand...dis single phrase alone says it all "all men are same" But notwithstanding, d op no try shaa...not all naija ladies are like dat sha ![]() |
bond77:Virgins dey oooo...both male and female sef. So stoop asking ur self, ok. ![]() |
Morning ebankole...more blessings n grace I had a dream dat I was with a collegue. He now told me dat one of his bosses had a job for me(designing) so wen he gave me, I started d job n was working at night wen suddenly my friend called n told me dat his boss wud b needing d work d next day( n it was like 3hrs left to d next day). I don't know why but I got so panicked or shud I say afraid cos I still had some work to do but at same time I knew I was up for d task. Work was not complete so I had to contact my friend again to know hw he does it for his boss so he now told me. I went bak to d laptop den I woke up Thanks..blessings |
Edusouls:Ok ok...now I get u. No mind me jare. Yes bossss ![]() |
Edusouls:Yea ma broda I agree with u but u need to know dat even if any has sold his/her soul to devil, there is still hope for such person as long as God is concerned...d ball most times is in d court of such person to make d decision to genuinely change his/her evil ways... I believe dat dos who are of age set for damnation are those who have chosen to b among d dammed but if one dosnt want to b dammed, it very very possible to be undammed by God trust me. ![]() |
ebankole:At first I was afraid of d response but seeing it now is a relief honestly. I really thank God ooo because if not for His special grace n protection in my sinful past life, even without d Bible saying it I already knew where I was headed."STRAIGHT TICKET TO HELL" but I thank God dat He was REALLY patient with me. I really took a risk with God n He spared me, u may not be lucky o. Turn to Him now dat u have d chance. Thank you Jesus Though I was mor concerned about d 2nd dream cos it was really weird. Truly, in d past, I lusted after women(infact I tink I started dat at age of 9 or so n so my first live naked woman at age of 5)I was exposed too early in life n as I got older, d lust grew stronger n I was always with ladies in situations dat wud warrant sexual immorality but I always overcome dem n felt it was by my power(haha how wrong I was). It got to a point wen I was dreaming n I was about to sleep wit a lady but as soon as I wanted penetrating, in reality I guess somthing pushed me back n I fell off my bed n immediately woke up. I laffed it off wen I realised what had happened. Gods grace is really sufficient for us all. Never forget God people. Never For everyone reading this, God loves u in ways u can never imagine even at ur weakest, baddest and darkest hour. Prayer really is good. Thank you ebankole, may God continue to increase u on all sides. Amen |
Edusouls:Haba guy!!! So ur saying she is doomed for destruction Do u believe in d power of God at all Nothing is impossible with him o ![]() |
All men have sinned n fallen short of d glory of God. No one is perfect you know. Its good u have come to a realisation dat ur living a wrong life. My sister trust me, ur a step closer to victory dan u think. The truth of the matter is, one cannot stop in a day wat he/she has been doing in years but the grace of God covers even d most deepest n blackest sin. It would interest you to know dat God is more of a God of mercy than justice who is always willing and ready to accept u as u are no matter ur past as can be seen in the story of d prodigal son. I just want to encourage u, truly its not easy breaking such chains and becoming truly born again in Christ but God is always there to help you. I don't know but breaking dis chain starts in ur heart, cos if ur not truly n fully ready, d change u seek "might" not come as easy as u expect. I say dis because I fought addiction with sexual sin in d past n trust me its not easy but I know am not where I used to be. Open ur heart to God, get ur Bible n cry out ur heart to God, read isaiah 1:18-21, psalm 32:1-2 n see Gods graciousness. Deliverance to me is not just enough but like I said before, ur mindset n belief dat dis curse can b broken by God is what u need but know n I state its not an easy road but God is always there to b with ya to guide u. My dear trust God cos dats d only place where ur help commeth from. Summary: Go for another deliverance in a "BIBLE" believing church, Accept Christ genuinely as u have never done before in ur life, be ready to give up certain tins n old life styles, get baptized if u have not been baptized(or renew ur baptism if u have..a suggestion) but and I say but u should be ready to fight ur mind and thought patterns( its not easy but its always worth it) It is well. |
Good morning ebankole. More grace Please I had dis dream I was in ma secondary school, I tink in ss3, we were all on uniform, den I took a walk to d ss1 block(I tink it was on a friday cos fridays we do manual labours and somtimes club activities) and it was an all boys school. So as I got to d ss1 block, I got to ss1b where I discovered dat there were both boys n girls in d class n I was so shocked. As I was looking at dem, only d girls were smiling den I confronted dem all. Called dem, axed dem how dey got into d school n also d class.at dis point one teacher was watching me n he even greeted me(it was mor like he didn't know me n I too have neva seen him before) so at d end of it all, I chased all d girls from d school cos it wasnt proper for dem to b there. Den wen I turned, there was a steep hill right in front of me n I saw my colleagues up d hill den they started playing a very rough game with me. They were throwing stones at me from up d hill while I was dodging dem but at a point I noticed dat dis stones kept coming with full force cos one almost hit me so I got angry n decided to get back at dem. Down d hill, there was one of dem with me, wen I caught him, I hit him so hard dat he fell down looking dead. Den I started up d hill,dodging all d stones till I got to meet d others up. Den they started running as I chased after dem one by one hitting dem hard. Den in d process, someone alerted us dat d guy I hit down d hill hasn't gotten up yet ooo cos he looks dead, so we all went bak down n met his body. We tried giving him cpr and any other first aid treatment dat we could to resuscitate him but to no avail. We now carried him(I tink we were walking towards the staff quarters) while we were walking, we kept hitting his chest den suddenly we heard his heart started beating. Don't knw weather he was using a pacemaker, He now smiled n opened his hands which contained a little mechanism dat controlled his heart. Later at night, I saw myself with our former landlord's daughter(She was wearing a red dress which was sleevless)we were sitting n chatting den I tink we decided to play a video game or so. So wen she switched on everything, she came close n sat down, I really can't remember wat we were discussing. So wen she came cclose to me, I kinda touched her abit on her private regions(dats with her cloth still on) den she kept quiet n looked at me in anger n said y wud I do dat so I told her dat why is she behaving like its our first tym(in reality, nothing like this has eva happened)she got angry n we didn't play d game again. Den I now saw myself going to a houz to see my daughter surprisingly(in reality,I don't have any daughters talk less of been married nor a galfrnd sef). It was mor like I have been away for so long(like in prison--something like dat) which made it hard for my daughters mother to make me see my kid but even wit all d odds, I went in to see d little girl. She was about seven or so. She was very very happy to see me. She jumped on me, hugged me n we kept talking happily. So towards d end, I told her dat she wud soon b with her mum but she said I shud follow her den I told her dat she shudnt worry, no matter how hard her mum tries to stop me from seeing her, I wud still com see her. I was still carrying her at dis point. My daughter was even telling me how one of my cousin brothers(now her uncle) came over n carried her n made her happy. Den later the scenerio changed and from afar, seems I heard my daughter talking to our former landlord's wife.I was trying to hear wat she said but cudnt(probably cos of distance). Thanks, more grace. Morning once more |
obongproff:Ok ok....yes boss ![]() |
kevinberry:Haba habaaa!!! So a guy cannot spend on a babe without any strings attached Na wa oooo |
obongproff:Guy relax....there is always room for improvement na!!! Abi when u were a baby did u just start walking at first trial? Haba. Free dem good girls oooo ![]() |
ebankole:Wow...thank you. May God continue to bless u |
Morning ebankole....more blessings This first dream is kinda sketchy but wud explain d best I can.... Please I dreamt dat I was about to race my friends n probably brothers. Now d tin is dat no one actually knew dat I had been doin extra training n preparations secretly(I did have a secret weapon). So as we were about to start, it was like everyone knew I was either gona b 2nd or below. So d compition started. It was fierce n I can't really remember what happened cos d dream kept changing(I tink I saw ma self at home n somtimes in d race) At d end of d dream, I unvieled my secret weapon n I passed everyone(seems I saw my mum here again) den wen I was far far ahead n finished d race, I over heard somone asking with a loud voice---how did he do that Den somone else shouted again with a loud voice n said that's the power of God. Den I woke up...When I was seeing my self in d houz, I just really can't remember weather it was in speaking our language or notes copied in a book but all I can bluntly say was dat I did somtin extra which suprised d others kind of. Thank you...more grace |
rooqee120:Okk...ur right sef (my tots exactly) U dis op u went extra miles ooo. Na so u nice reach neh ![]() |
Chanchit:Ma brother, I have just d temporary one dat dey gave us ooo...d one dat ma face sef didn't show. Am stilll wondering how am gonna use it sef because d last tym I tried using it in a bank at their request, they rejected it cos d image was too dark to make out ma face. |
rooqee120:Good comment but in as much as ur been realistic, WHAT IF, I said WHAT IF o--- d said gal was a cousin who just came around? Dats how she wud so batter her first before any xplanation? Chaiiiiiiiiii Anger na bad tin ooo |
Chanchit:Yes o let it go as planned I agree but d fact dat in ur area it took u just ten mins to collect urs dosnt mean its same else where na. Inec really didn't try at all cos in ma own side, n so many places I know of, dey claimed dat d old machine we used for registration is crashed so a fresher and newer registration was conducted. Do u know how hectic it is? Somtimes u wud b there for good 3 days n one still can't register. Its either d system crashes or no fuel. Besides dat, inec supposed to hav planned dis well but in my center n some other centers dat I know, somtimes one had to pay N50 to collect his TEMPORARY card( Money for fueling gen n printing). Besides dat, most pictures wen printed came out BLACK(u hardly see d face of d owner). Am not saying ur wrong with ur opinion but am just of d opinion dat u shud consider others before u make comments like this. For sure elections go hold... ![]() |
itops:[quote author=itops post=30155003]Good observation but I still believe d favor goes both ways though...neither is she doin him a favor alone nor is he doin her a favor alone. They both favoring each other. |
Creamish:I like ur post but u know I tink most guys are reacting to dem ladies becos of how dem ladies also view guys... its just like wen I hear ladies blabbing "all guys are dsame"But not withstanding, in ma humble opinion, all dis generalizations no make sense at allll. Like someone posted earlier "some" wud suffice as opposed to the "many" I rest ma case ![]() |
ebankole:Thank you...more grace |
Morning ebankole Please I dreamt I was sitting in a class with a collegue by my side n one oda guy at d oda side. They were working on a model each(which I was quite very gud at bak den in school) n as they were complaining how to do one side of d work, each wit his own opinion, I now explained to dem d best way to do it so dat their work wud hav very straight edges which wud make it finer n smoother at first glance by anyone. Dis ma collegue is currently in his msc which I didn't apply for last year. Thank u n God bless. More grace |
It baffles me seriously
... .. do virgins still exist?... Or are they fairy tales?
by God trust me.