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Tydies:
Build a Brothel of abt 50rooms with a bar..Everyday, each ashawo go drop 1k for the room wea she dey stay..That's the business am into now and its so lucrative..

350k to build 50rooms and a bar Hmmm

dovelike:
You don't know if he had a date that afternoon.


I heard in the olden days, men drink women urine

What da hell Drink wetin Yuck

OBlaize:
You really are a noble fellow, guys like you are almost "non existent", in a sex depreved wold that we live in your type is almost unheard of

I'm impressed op, keep it up.


But like others have said, keep your head up and keep looking, you will eventually find the right one.
And when you do, let her know your stand from the unset, but sha use style let her know that your "kinni" is in perfect order so she doesn't think you have erectile dysfunction or sumn

But nontheless, keep up your good deed, it is commendable

Thank uuu....post make brain

ignis:
We are saying the same thing in a different way.
One failing to do the needful means one is immature. Even in a sex free relationship, there comes a time when the girl is in the mood. If the guy dulls, it's always a red card because it's a pointer that the guy is not man enough.

Well dats ur opinion sha but I totally disaagree with it...how does not doing d needful makes me less a man? Little wonder some ladies fall in d wrong hands sometimes....

U neva know waat u gat until u lose it

tosyne2much:
Apart from that, our ladies always claim they want NO sex relationships yet they will dump you if you fail to do the needful

Don't mind some of d ladies...always pretending

ignis:
Op, you are not matured enough to get into a relationship.

Hmmmm so having seeex in a relationship shows maturity

Kachisbarbie:
I wanted to create a topic on it a long time ago.
'bought onions from this Hausa guy in the market, and he rejected it. That was when it came out newly though.

I knew it was so serious, when I gave a 'beggar' and he said "aunty pls change it"...lols

What Dat beggar is sick

19 realy a crazy place to be

20 so on point

cutieepearl:
U r damn funny,there are few out dere who possess all dis qualities buh just lyk four leaf clover
THEY ARE HARD TO FIND

Naa so e suppose dey na

deb6:
why is everyone bashing d man? D girl i know she wasn't kidnap 4rm home to dat hotel

Thank u thank u

Yes I cn but its not n easy feat shaa

Yeahh...close to d tap

dupsil:
This might not be 100% true but have noticed that most handsome guys end up marrying ugly girls, and u see some very beautiful and pretty girls with very ugly guys. why?

Honestly ur choice of words is harsh o "ugly" habaaa atleast use sometin like not so cute guys/ladies...sounds better

menix:
Vagina is jst over hyped.....

Very very true...e don tire me sef

I see it... A sniper

Beamborla:
He shouldn't marry the poor girl out of pity only to start cheating on her or maltreating her. He should leave her, biko. We are talking about a life time contract here...

At least he didn't put his signature there. It wound be painful to her but It's for her own Good. Some other cool dude would come along eventually.

Madam I remove cap for u....one of d sensible post by a lady here.

Some odas here just keep on cursing d whole male folks as if na all of us dey like dat. Yeah its painful ooo but habaaaa prevention dey say is better dan cure oooo.

prettythicksme:
Banana love!!!

Na dis one sweet pass na

Jazzythedon:
take banana till you go yoh

Hahahahaaaa....sooo on point

Shezhawt:
Super weird, however i don't think shez blushing... She simply can't contain his stupidity

Hmmmmm

kennygee:
Na wa o.

We run from Iya basiras because of this, now them done move am to Fast food, should we now run to Chinese?

Omor na to run go baak to ur original source...ur kitchen

bisous:
More like when the groom is a monkey....

Hahahahaaa...habaaa

asadike:
Thks but I don't want to eat.

Chaiiii u don't know wat ur missing ooooo...I hear its very very DELICIOUS

miraclewonder:
This chicken go make sense for sacrifice die

Hahahaaaa.... I doubt dat ooo

Even d gods sef go look u wit their shocki eyes

Prepare to meet the so-called Lamborghini of Poultry. This is the Ayam Cemani Chicken of Indonesia. It’s a rare breed of chicken, and you can probably see why. Everything about it is black: plumage, beak, tongue, legs, toe nails, even its
meat, bones, and organs! The only thing that is not black is
it’s blood – though it comes in a very dark shade.

The word ‘Ayam’ means ‘chicken’ in Indonesian, and ‘Cemani’ translates as ‘completely black’ in Javanese. They get their black coloring from a generic trait known as ‘fibromelanosis’.

I don’t know why you’d want to eat something that’s as black
as a black hole, but don’t ever make the mistake of
slaughtering it for a quick snack, because one chicken costs
around $2,500! For comparison, 15 average chickens would
cost you just $85, while other special breeds cost about
$149, making the Ayam Cemani well-deserving of its
nickname.

Ebankole good morning...more grace



1. I dreamt of dat ma cousin, we were just walking n passing each other at home like strangers...but somthing happened wen I went to d kitchen to get food or so but can't really remember it again


2. I saw a man running trying to escape. D scene was more like a desert but there were some trees around. Den I now saw myself with one other man sitting on d ground talking to someone.(We were actually d ones chasing d man who was running so dat we could kill him). So d man I was with asked the other maan if he haad seen any body running paass that area. Den he showed him d gun of d runner n said he waants to kill him with his own gun(dats d runners gun). Den d other man replied dat he hasn't seen anybody.

It was more like d other man was inspecting tins shown to him by d man I waas with because after d gun, I saw him looking at a mini camera. While we were all sitted on d floor, I turned around n saw two men walking towards us so I told d men I was with. We all got up n I was so cautious n alert dat my haands were already on my own gun ready for any silly move from d men. Wen d men got to us, they looked at us, smiled n passed. While dey were passing, I had to shift n go round a tree sothat I could b behind dem n watch dem well.

While me n d other two men were walking, cos I was in front of dem, I was d first to see something like a dead body wrapped in a sacked clothing n seriously tied with ropes. As soon as I saw it, I knew it was a body but I just passed it only for me to turn around n see d other two men stopping close to d body. I too stopped n told dem to leave d body alone n let's go but they went ahead to cut open d head area n low n behold was a beautiful lady still alive n looking at dem( seems she was smiling..not too sure sha) n truly I was angry with d men at dat point cos I felt daat was a distraction n coupled with d fact dat it was a beautiful lady, I was more furious cos I knew dey free her n my guess was right, dey went ahead to loose her up.



Thanks...more blessings on all sides for you. Amen

CHEMISTRY

stan241:
Well ok yea you do have a point there but well maybe because its not happened to me before but still i feel its somehow sha.....my opinion

Yes boss

stan241:
hmmmm....how else do you want to look at it

Ok..like someone said earlier, he bought a peruvian hair for his gf n she said she dosnt want it but Brazilian hair Let's imagine dat dis dude didn't hav. Money at dat time but just to impress d lady borrowed frm his friend to get dis peruvian of a tin only for her to say such Haba guy we are only human u knw. Its natural for one to vex abit or regret buyin it in d first place if dats how she wud react to ur gift....but wen d regret turnss to something else, den dats bad but for just dat second, I tink its ok in ma opinion.


Ma humble opinion sha

missberrypop5:
Hmmm, u bought something for me, n later u started regretting it? Brother na ya own cup of zobo o, i will accept it n use it, then u will hang yaself join. Rabish

Hahaha verry funny

But seems u don't get d point here....imagine aall d stress u go tru tinkin of d best gift to get ur bf only for him to show an unappreciative attitude towards ur effort n d gift Men dats just.....u know wat I mean

JeffreyJamez:
So you're trying to tell me that when he was 18 years old,his wife was not even born?.......later you people will be saying that notherners are marrying children... smh

Yup....my uncle is 65 n his wife is 46. She was brought to him at her early age. U knw how it was done in d olden days. Why ma uncle married late was cos he wanted to marry one other lady who waas abroad but at d end it didn't work out for both of dem so he requested a wife from d village n his current wife was brought to him. So wat are u saying

Atleast in dose days, we all knw dat wives were given to husbands wen they were ripe n grown but now ppl are well enlightened.

At dis age sef, they are still very good friends. D fact dat u havnt seen it happen dosnt mean u shud just downplaay it as wrong.

Northerners Hahahaa...there own na case na. U can't compare thers to how it used to b in d olden days ma brother

stan241:
Why would you regret something you did during the good times no matter how big or little?..sounds kinda childish to me especially those who go asking the girl to return such gifts

Well dos dat go n ax for a return are high on weeeeed but regretting in ma opinion isn't wrong sha depending on how u wana look at it.

ivyT:
Imagine! he called her a b!tch

Well na vex cos am