my name is Elijah Adetimehin and i apologies to all staff and management of SCB for the embarassments i have cause with all the lies. please forgive me and my friend. we did not know what we were doing. please forgive us for God sake,

Please help close this thread "A Nigerian Bank Killed Its Staff". Its getting the attention required. Many thanks for this wonderful platform. Nigerians appreciate you.

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@ Zamalel, You obviously think Nigerians are fools. Obviously not the Nigerians on Nairaland. You think you can deceive us. Please tell us more lies. May your end be like hers.

@ madeworite, Thank you for your concern. The management know these guys. Daily they have been sending mails and counter mails. They simply are confused. At the right time, we would reveal the names of these guys. We are giving them the benefit of doubt. They are amaze, may be very soon they would begin to sack all her friends/colleagues in the system. We are not deterred. They have called us cowards, but we are not moved. One thing we know is that these guys should be punished. Whatever, kind of punishment would do, not matter how severe or little. They have wasted a life, a mother, a daughter and a wife. At the right time, we would release these names. With over 6000 viewers in less than 1 week, we expect to do enough to get the management to act. Thank you ALL for your support.

Hmmm! Guys are really amazing. God fearing is desire-able from ladies by almost all men, yet the honeywell must be tested. What a contradiction. Well, I think Selica has said it ALL. I will try my best to attract the right guy ONLY. Because it appears that all MOST men care about is entering into the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY of ladies. But there are still Some God fearing men. If you are a God fearing man not seeking to enter into the NA before wedlock, WHAT are the other things you like in your woman

@ Selica Thank you

I am in Lagos.

Thank you all, I would still appreciate more advice. This is really good for me. I have learnt a great deal reading through your comments. Thank you guys. If there is something I would need to know pls guys let me know. Once again. Thank you ALL.

@ Harry, Im getting confused. It appears there is no general features guys look for in ladies? If you are to make a choices between 5 ladies very close to you, what would be your determining factors of choice?

@190 WoW! I am very curious, please tell me more. Please tell me more and be honest!

Does qualification matter to men?

I did not say I am a virgin. I only said I want real love and dont want to fall into the hands of playboy and what do I do to attract the right man. Maybe there is somethings guys want in ladies? would you know these things?

But what do guys really want in ladies? I mean a lady they would really want to marry as wife?

What do you men really want in us - Ladies? I am socially adjusted, academically excellent, morally sound , yet single. Most guys who date me just want to taste my honey well, this I have refused in my last 3 relationships because I do not want my honeywell to become bottomless pit. Guys please would you know what men like in ladies? Maybe this would help me find a good life partner?

This is getting the attention desired. Fellow Nairalanders, Thank you for your support. We hope to update you soon.

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@ozenyen, please pity urself. A nation ruled by litle rascals and never do well would soon be confined to the footnote of history. There is nothing wrong with Nigeria, the problem is Nigerians.

I was born in the north and grew up there. I had visited some national monuments like the very house where Sardauna of Sokoto was murdered by Emeka Nzogu. What I saw was a selfless leader, though dead, I could feel all that he stands for, qualitative integrity, honesty, transperency and united people.

I am from Ondo state by origin. I have visited so monument in the house of late Pa Micheal Ajasin, the former Governor of the state in the 2nd Republic, I have read so much about a host of others. These are the true Nigerians. The Awos, The Ziks, The Herbart Marcurlays, The enahoros, The Balewas, The Gowons, The Murtalas, e.t.c

The problem with our nation is in it People, The Obasanjos, The Wada Nas, The Association for better Nigeria, The banbangidas, The Maryams, The Cabals, The Chop I Chop, The Chop alones, the list is endless. There is a sharp contrast between this generation of leaders.

The First generation were leaders before they were elected/appointed. The Second generation were leaders becuase they were appointed/elected. Would you have employed obasanjo to manage your 20million business investment in 1976, given that there are millions better qualified nigerian? Would you have employed Shagari to manage your 5 million school establishment in 1979? Would you have employed Buhari? What about Babangida? Shonekan? Yes! I suppose how long he lasted tells you how badly corrupt we are.

Monuments are raised for MEN OF UNQUESTIONABLE CHARACTER ALL OVER THE WORLD, I mean heroes. BUT IN NIGERIA IT IS THE OPPOSITE. Check the names of the street of Abuja and you would be amazed.

Guys, I am not an historian, but I can imagine what nigeria would look like, without the Jan Coup of 1966. I can imagine a nigeria ruled by Awolowo for just 4 years. I can imagine a nigeria rule by Sardauna for 4 years. i can imagine a nigeria ruled by zik in 4 years. The Nigeria of our Dream.

We must trace our root. nigerians have a personality crises. We do not know who our ancestors were, who our heroes were, we honour and keep momuments for Rascals and give them an honour underserving and unmeritted.

Lets look inward, tomorrow you might be there. To goodluck, he would be remembered for what he has done.

Yar adua on goodluck. It doesnt matter. Happenings has shown that those so called Presidents and VPs are not the actual leaders ruling the affairs of the nation. The guys behind the scene would make good luck the worst president we ever had given his sluggish atitude.

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Amodu is a 50% Coach.

Amodu no doubt is a good coach. But no matter how good a coach is, he would not play the match himself. A coach is therefore as good as his bench, As good as his entire team, as good as his last match and as good as his total result.

Now please rate Amodu over 100%

Total Result: 25% (For arguably lifting Nigeria from 50th to 15th position)
His Bench & substitutions: 0%
Entire Team Selection & Tactics: 0%
His last match: 25%

This makes Amodu a 50% coach, through and through.

Which team would a 50% coach in the EPL be coaching?

1. Fulham
2. Stoke City
3. Rovers
4. Sunderland
5. HullCity
6. Burnley
7. Wigan
8. Bolton
9. Westham
10. Wolverhampton
11. Portmouth

When would any of this team win the EPL or CL? If you can answer that, that is when the super eagles would win the Nation Cup or World Cup. No sentiment.

Nigeria need more than a 50% Coach. Qualifying for world cup on two occasions on the misfortune of another team is not a mere coincidence. It is a 50% coach way of ualifying for major tournament.

When westerhof did it, we only needed a draw, not a win and misfortune of another team.

Let’s take a clue from Egypt. Perhaps Ghana would have won that match if not for the inclusion of Gedo. And in fifteen minutes, Gedo won the cup from the bench. That is not a conincidence, the same coach had won 3 consecutives finals beating all the continent best teams: Including Ghana, Cotevoire, Cameroon,Tunisia e.t.c when was the last time we defeated any of these continental giant?

Super Eagles lost to the worst Ghana Side – Imagined what would have happened if Appiah, Essien, Muntari, etc had played.

I feel sorry for AMODU, but he is too sentimental, and lacks the depth to lead the team. Until the day Amodu can stand his feet on the ground and have his way in team selection and substitution, until when he can look beyond featuring rusty players not even on the bench for their clubs, until when he can feature any Nigerian not minding whether he plays in Nigeria, Africa or Europe, Until the day he stops receiving royalty from his players for automatic shirts, he would continue to be a 50% COACH.

It is time. Guys stop dreaming. Relax and watch the match. Let me just tell you what would happen. It is either Nigeria or ghana in the final. Otherwise you would have heart attack.

If, If, If, Guys whatever, my list would be like this.

Goal Keepers: Obasanjo, Atiku, Yar adua,

Defender: Dora Akinyuli, Aondoka, David Mark, INEC chairman,

Midfielders: Amodu (himself), NFF Chairman, Presidential task force and Goodluck Jonathan

Attackers: Chairman Nija supporter club, Jay Jay, Speaker house of Rep, Gbenga Daniel and Daniel Amokachi

Guess who would the Coach

Just kidding guys, I love Super Eagles passionately but my heart is broken. I do not like remembering tomorrow. Let our leaders form the eagles so that we can all rest from believing in them.

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