Man you dey on point.

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LadyCaty:



Exactly

LADYCATY I fit send you PM.hope you no mind.

LadyCaty:



Na him sabi sha...

Na so LADYCATY.how we go do,na him headache make him drink him panadol put.

naijaboiy:
Most times the clothes they buy doesn't fit me

Nice tips Op

I don't know why people always get it wrong on the shirts.

In nigeria when someone travell for a while,every look forward to welcome him/her after that every one starts asking,wetin you bring come?though not in all cases and depending on the money the traveller have here are things he/she can get for every oneto be happy.

1.BREAD:though to some they might say this is the norm,but bread in different places has their peculiar taste,so buying one or two loaves not too bad for the family as a whole.

2.clothes: well here you might be wondering what to buy for siblings.if you know the sizes of the different individuals you are meeting,a pair of trousers or shoes for the boys will be good and skirt or under wear for the ladies excellent choice

3.Jewelleries:this might be helpful for the elderly ones in the house.a watch of necklace.but be careful of the money in your hands,if you can afford it fine

4 souvenirs:well this might be for neighbours that comes to greet,just give them anything that has a printed name of where you coming from,books biros ,and many more

5:naming this category is hard but that special gift for that special one maybe a friend,a lover just take your time on this it shouldn't be too expensive and it shouldn't be too cheap.

But pls don't come back from a journey very dry.especially when you left home for a long time. point no 1 is not hard,its the least you can do.
Please you can share your views too.

Our soldier have taaken care of that.
Don't forget to always say a word of prayer on their behalf.
Cos all the gunshots wey we dey hear and watch for television na nonesense,you gat hear the real one. piss go hold you.
God guide our military out there.

Make I add mine,though I dey boRrow pen die.

The questionaires or confused one:this one till the time they finish depositing. Na to dey ask question like which line be this,why the queue dey slow,abeg where I go drop the pink copy

The toaster:this one them go purposely look for anything just to chyke any lady.

The lecturers:this one na to dey lecture someone,write here,no stand here,no go there etc
The temperamental ones:sine the time they want enter bank them go fight with security,the door,the people on queue, the cashier.some people dey mental
And the last I can remember the I DON LATE NO TIME TO CHECK TIME TYPE.this ones them go beg you to deposit first all in the name of no time

Nairaland this week na types of these types of that dey reign
Well keep them coming

You forget one THE INVISIBLE ONES:you hardly see them in the room sometimes you wonder why they pay accomodation fee,cos na another person dey enjoy the space.

Noisy room:this room they hardly sleeps you Will always hear them arguing morning till night.

LadyCaty:


Eleyi gidi gan

I dey tell you LADYCATT,
He needs to see a prophet,before it gets out of control.

Mynd44:

Why marry a woman who likes to be in charge when you know you can't handle it?

Bros me sef I ask myself this same question it seems no answer is forth coming,guess they(women) were pretending when they were yet to be married.its a pity.but it haPpens in our society always.

nikkyshyne:
Even without nagging nko? Most men are still unfaithful! They are never satisfied.

True,but attimes NiKKYSHYNE its because of a nagging woman at home as hausa says ba yarda babu.(No angle wey the situation no dey)

None is better.but if i were to choose the nagging,its just that the nagging one will push you to unfaithfulness.

Till the day some people understand say in this world no be everybody go marry before meeting his/her maker.there are wife material,there are girlfriend material.

LyndaRoyce:

Mere superstitions believed by unrepentant unbelievers.

to some percentage you not wrong.

Unionised: Wrong assumptions sir..

i stand to be corrected,we all learning and its a continuous process.

To some its fallacy and they say its 21st century and call it superstitious.and it doesnt work again.but we were arguing among ourselves on the dos and donts of pregnant women here are some:
1.women are not suppose walk about in the night
2. Women should be careful in market places.

Though i saw them as just thing of the past,then my colleague asked."why do women get complication more these days when giving birth than those years and why has infant mortality risen so high this 21st century?" maybe they disobeyed some taboos.who knows.
Share your views and some taboos you know.

This removing of thread,then roll into ball and put on baby's head,Me too just dey wonder how e take dey work.cos immediately you put you go see the hiccup don stop.

OkikiOluwa1: None among the listed.
Last Bullet
Cos I had no childhood, I just dropped from Heaven.

really i dont know,then you are scary,forgive my imagination jst thinking of tortoise just wondering how you manage adapt to our environment here.and wetin you use take land for ground.

Mostly adjectives,so i refer to my mother tongue after all no be my papa get english.

Me no read the story finish,but she is funny.
Well am looking for a politician that doesnt lie and has won election.
Maybe i should try searching in the next life,and i guess she should tow along.

If the woman make the man feel loved and respect him as the head,he wont go out.but it get some no matter how you serve them.they must cheat,dont ask me why and some times Show me a house where the wife is a boss.and i will show an unfaithful man.
Life is funny.

This airtel network don dey disturb me with call and text.
SHAY NA BY FORCE TO BORROW MONEY.HABA!
Ku bar ni in huta.

Another point.the user that queues,jst to buy card of 100 box.

Is it nl.cos i tot it was misspeling on the part of the poster of erection and changed to attention.how erec_tion take equate with attention
erection=/=attention.shikenan.

They all imposter,they all need to be jailed for impersonation...

Incase....

Raining season....

If you are a boy and you dont lust after your female teacher(aunty),you are not a Nigerian-GOODLUCK JONATHAN 2014 independence speech.

I need a perfume that smells like the surrounding of water body.i search in stores i couldnt get it.any suggestion.