Kanwulia:
She go tell my papa say we dey piss. . . shio ro ro ro ro.

Kanwulia: Back to topic!

My grandmother made fun of us urinating too loudly in the toilet. . . when her grand daughters visited her in the village.
She go dey make nasty comments to us say our toto don wide finish. . .
"SEE AS DEM DEY PISS". . .

What da hell was she yapping about? Man nor dey make noise piss for toilet?

We started pissing outside so our toto will not make too much noise in embarrassment.

She go tell my papa say we dey piss. . . shio ro ro ro ro.

I asked my mom if it was true.

Because we were under 10 those days o.
Me, my sister and my female cousins confuse o. . . .SERIOUSLY!!!!

My mama just hiss, tell us make we nor mind the old woman!

It did not answer my question. . . .I was puzzles for years.

Anytime I used the "toilet". . . I would close my legs tightly.

Na when I come h-enter secondary school I come know say nor be toto we dey take piss o!

Thank My H-Agnostic Gawd for SIMPLE BIOLOGY LESSONS!

Kanwulia:

Thank you!

Arrrrrrgh!

Kanwulia: Yoruba-Ekiti English again?

Picture to PROOF?
Kai!
These DAFINATLY peeps don come again o?
NL go soon crash again!
Ewo!!!

Acidosis: The saying that "pikin wey go spoil go spoil" is a bloody lie. Pikin wey go spoil, na im parents go nurture am.

As a Christian:
On Sunday morning, you leave your children at home so they can play PS and watch WWE.

When you wake up in the morning, common family devotion you nor go do.

Your child has been attending Church services for over 5years, yet you cannot encourage him/her to join a church unit or christian group.

At age 6, your child already knows how to say sil .ly things, strip, dress like cultists;

At age 10, your daughter don dey do make-up, they compete with your wife

At age 12, your child has already turned to wwe champion in your street. Several reports on how your child mercilessly beat his colleagues get to you, rather than strip the i. diot & deal with him, you pamper him and even buy him boxing gloves

And then when they grow out of your control @15, you want some magicians to do magic on your spoilt child.

Even God said: Train up your child in the way he should follow; and when he grows, he won't depart from it. Using myself as a case study, I was born in the church, raised in the church, and today I don't miss church services. This is the way I was raised.

This may not be the best route for others; so lets apply what we think is best for our Children.


RIP Sir. May you find mercy at the feet of your father in heaven.

Weselion: Bros dats my favourite when I broke oo

flolancracker: who cares?