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Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Ephramed(m): 4:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
Olayinkaoj: @OP. Were d foreign detainees and convicts share cell with Nigerians?


na true oo.ur story don even make me 4get about that part.answer the question and shay dey allow wuna intaract with them?
Nairaland / General / Solution To BLUE Balls:men's Unwanted Friend? by Ephramed(m): 3:51pm On Dec 13, 2013
Would have posted this thread in the sexual/health section.but i say let me jst post it here.maybe the mods would know where to take it to.

*******BLUEBALLS******

Do you know the connection between blue balls and sex? Have you ever heard someone ask you, "What are BLUE BALLS?"

"BLUE BALLS" is a slang term referring to testicular aching that may occur when the blood that fills the vessels in a male's genital area during sexual arousal is not dissipated by orgasm.


When a man becomes sexually excited, the arteries carrying blood to the genital area enlarge, while the veins carrying blood from the genital area are more constricted than in the non-aroused state.


This uneven blood flow causes an increase in volume of blood trapped in the genitals and contributes to the penis becoming erect and the testicles becoming engorged with blood. During this process of vasocongestion the testicles increase in size 25-50 percent.


If the male reaches orgasm and ejaculates, the arteries and veins return to their normal size, the volume of blood in the genitals is reduced and the penis and testicles return to their usual size rather quickly.

If ejaculation does not occur which is the painful part there may be a lingering sensation of heaviness, aching, or discomfort in the testicles due to the continued vasocongestion. This unpleasant feeling has popularly been called BLUE BALLS, perhaps because of the bluish tint that appears when blood engorges the vessels in the testicles.

Source:health.howstuffworks.com/sexual-health/male-reproductive-system/blue-balls-dictionary.htm

my own problem be say u as a lady ur man have ever complained of it and u as a man it had ever happened to u so step did u take apart from:
*Masturbation(this release the pressure its like a pressure releasing valve though the pain will still be there but jst small)
*Drinking of salt water(this works only small)
*sleeping(the natural solution cos when u wake the pain is gone weather u av a wet dream or not)
*bathing with water(i try the hot and cold water it no work)
to ease yourself of this uncomfortable pain?
Romance / Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by Ephramed(m): 10:32am On Dec 11, 2013
Okay,but here am i 25 a virgin..but to be candid i dont want to marry a virgin,i prefer the lady that have tasted and stop doing it,than the the that have not had sex b4.cos to me she tried to still abstain for that long.that is y now if i know u be virgin i don run be that.
Romance / Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by Ephramed(m): 10:00am On Dec 11, 2013
entuk: that pic no resemble Nigerian *lol* and Naija guys never ever come short to even be suspected. besides, which kind guy go secondary school finish with him virginity intact?



see me here.......
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ephramed(m): 7:26pm On Dec 10, 2013
Am new here said let me make my presence be known,hi guyz.
Nairaland / General / Re: Old Nairaland Interface by Ephramed(m): 7:18pm On Dec 10, 2013
Though am using the phone view,it cool though the new interface.cos like one hour ago it saying website not available,now i know because of upgrade.
Romance / Re: Things Men Must Know In Relationships by Ephramed(m): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
Jst passing......but it no easy first to comment.





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the way i dey happy now eh,barman 1 1 shot of the strongest drink for everybody in the house.

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Religion / Re: Could This News Be True Involving Pastors Of Chosen Church In Rituals??? by Ephramed(m): 7:10pm On Dec 10, 2013
U know they say if follow ur pastor,dont follow too close so that when he fall inside ditch u no go fall too.but dont allow this to deter u sha from the faith,cos no be all the pastors dey do am.inside a basket of eggs bad ones dey.
Politics / Re: APC Hails Tambuwal For Faulting Fg’s Anti-corruption Fight by Ephramed(m): 7:06pm On Dec 10, 2013
Well all this na them them,mouth service,cos nigeria na where dem talk one tin for media do another tin beind,i for talk for osho voice,if talk say no be respect wey i get for the man.
Politics / Re: Osun Govt To Buy 20 Amoured Carriers by Ephramed(m): 7:00pm On Dec 10, 2013
Well na security tinz on point.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Hints On Marriage: "I Might Do It Secretly Soon" by Ephramed(m): 6:57pm On Dec 10, 2013
Na u sabi,but thumbs up cos all the ones wey everybody dey i find out mjority no dey last.
Nairaland / General / Re: NNPC Has Stolen $50 Billion Of Crude Oil Earnings- Sanusi Lamido tells Jonathan by Ephramed(m): 6:55pm On Dec 10, 2013
And ASUU dey beg for change them no give them,nd others dey still thief billions,kai favour is not fair.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things That Time Cannot Heal? by Ephramed(m): 6:52pm On Dec 10, 2013
Make i book space,but jst passing...
Jokes Etc / Re: Gud Or Bad?dem No Give Jona Mic For This Mandela Funeral Service..... by Ephramed(m): 6:24pm On Dec 10, 2013
Ayaaa sori,i wish u know wetin ur country do for them.abi u dont know of ANC,a country that label him a terrorist was given opportunity to speak.


And u tell me say make i no boda.abeg park well.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Ephramed(m): 6:16pm On Dec 10, 2013
Ayaaaa the first thing if person enter there,na ur survival instinct gas work for u,if u no get survival instinct,2 days u don kpai.


GOd no go make us DeY right place wrong time.THERE IS NOTHING ON EARTH LIKE FREEDOM.ME TALK AM I NO GO CHANGE AM.I GO STILL TALK AM.nothing sweet pass freedom i mean nothing.

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Jokes Etc / Gud Or Bad?dem No Give Jona Mic For This Mandela Funeral Service..... by Ephramed(m): 5:27pm On Dec 10, 2013
Upon all the tinz wey Jona do untop the death of Mandela
*we fly flag half mast cos we dey do national mourning,,me 1der how many countries do that one
*presido go that country very early jst not to miss d event*upon all probs wey dey him country nd nigerians wey like african time Jona try go early and i know say na reach that place first,front seat tinz*
*becos of Jona all of them dey breath fresh air*d mess wey pple dey mess their hmmmm*
*nd our title wen dem give us "GIANT OF AFRICA"

hey! GEj don suffer.
shay it gud like that and if u dey him shoe wetin u go do?cos if na me na to jjly waka comot their.
Culture / Re: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by Ephramed(m): 9:21am On Dec 10, 2013
na one tribe for adamawa state.though no be taboo....
if they no catch a woman(wife) doing the thing outside marriage *oyinbo call am adultery* she never reach to be called a wife.
Nairaland / General / 10:50pm,shay It Dey Normal Or Na Endtime Tinz? by Ephramed(m): 5:46pm On Dec 08, 2013
realise say time jst dey for 10:50pm for phone shay anybody experience am too and what did u think about it?
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Ephramed(m): 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2013
really sorry,but the thread is hilarious.
Career / Re: Make Money By Uploading African Videos And Sack Your Boss by Ephramed(m): 2:45pm On Dec 08, 2013
is it that all i need is jst to sign up and start uploading?
Phones / Re: How To Stop 'spam' Calls From GSM Operators by Ephramed(m): 10:04pm On Dec 06, 2013
Well me dey fear this telcos.imagine mtn give me bonus,only to find out 30mins later,it don dissappear,me dey 1der,SHAY MY PHONE DEY LEAK OF AIRTIME NI MTN......
Romance / Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by Ephramed(m): 7:49pm On Dec 06, 2013
Hey derailers,i yaff died..
Hope this poster na naija person cos if na oyinbo,na suicide tinz,the way pple derail the thread,well its jst better to kill onself than to commit suicide.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Policewoman Committed Suicide After Texting Husband Message Meant For Her Lover by Ephramed(m): 7:30pm On Dec 06, 2013
Lets assume dis one happen for naija,the woman,if i hear she commit suicide,well hope the police woman arrive where she go after death when dem dey eat,cos if she miss am,na sleeping with hunger tinz be that no doubt.
Romance / Re: Can you tell your girlfriend to open her... for you by Ephramed(m): 11:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
Hijackers,i dey fear wuna,i hear say phone users wan go on strike na true ?,say we go switch off phone from 6pm -6am.shay because of this stoppage of BIS on android phones.
Romance / Re: I Need Your Help Before I Run Mad by Ephramed(m): 11:28pm On Dec 05, 2013
Run mad k,well i dey ambulance siren.........if u know what i mean..
Romance / Re: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by Ephramed(m): 11:23pm On Dec 05, 2013
I hear say KARMA na hermaphrodite, d most beautiful woman/man wey ever live shay na true?

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