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Celebrities / Is Nelson Mandela Dead Truelly Or Jst Rumours? by Ephramed(m): 11:01pm On Dec 05, 2013
I hear say Nelson Mandela is dead,haven't confirmed it yet.any one with useful info.
Phones / Re: The Untimely Death Of Airtel Nigeria. by Ephramed(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2013
As wuna dey throw way sim,browsing come dey fast.na gud tin be that oooo.
Satellite TV Technology / Help With Startimes Paytv Theme Song by Ephramed(m): 4:23pm On Dec 04, 2013
Pls nlders need help,there is a theme song stv guide do play when aadvertising their sport channels,i think is the song b4 d one for 1 republic comes(feel again).pls need the name of the song any body with clue who did it or how to search for it.
It starts like this I DONT WANT TO ........sometin sometin. Thanks
Romance / Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by Ephramed(m): 3:32pm On Dec 04, 2013
I non know,some guys dey lucky sha,cos me since i dey,y be say any girl never seduce or show me some sign say she like me,the tin tire me when my friends go dey say this babe dey eye am or this babe seduce am,me i go dey like ha ah,why e no dey happen to me?shay i no fine ni..



And those pple wey go quote a whole post come reply small tin,consider others.its annoying.
Religion / Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by Ephramed(m): 2:03pm On Oct 28, 2013
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Marthakings: y would women even brẹast feed in church? Datz insanẹ. Exposing their b0obs in church. They shuld go awtsyd


.....................and front seat is for new comers...........
Food / Re: Is There Any Special Dish You Eat On Sundays? by Ephramed(m): 1:51pm On Oct 28, 2013
TEA.....MORNING
RICE AND STEW....AFTERNOON
TUWO.......EVENING

IT NO DEY CHANGE.
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Snoring Bedmate by Ephramed(m): 4:26pm On Oct 20, 2013
dopeJemi: tap him on d Leg, I swear it works Like magic




I tot it was a joke untiL I tried it 5times on mah sis n friend, when hez snoring, tap him on d Leg.

If he no stop, put knockout n rocket 4 Im mouth

Or put 2 drops of acid soLution in his tongue

Or tie his throat wiv barb wire

U go surprise say d next night e no go snore, na cough he go dey cough
undecided grin

walahi talahi kai mugu nay...haba zaka kashay shi nay....funny though...
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Snoring Bedmate by Ephramed(m): 4:21pm On Oct 20, 2013
Abali1: I used to find people that snore irritating, until my girlfriend told me that I do snore. Anyway my late dad used to snore heavily.


lolz......wetin concern ur late dad concern ur snoring...
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by Ephramed(m): 10:50pm On Oct 18, 2013
Deschil: YES, YES & YES!!! I gave up when I saw the posts on here! It is NOT the same thing...how many of you have had naked pictures of yourself posted on Facebook and twitter and had everyone in your school see them and burst into laughter as you walked into school That is a simple example of the KIND of bullying that goes on...


not an excuse,as in for nigerians wey them post their nude pic online,how many u don hear commit suicide?......
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by Ephramed(m): 10:27pm On Oct 18, 2013
Aerocrystals: hahaha...nawa 4 u o...dem dey discus beta tin nd u dey talk of BB charger...lols

no blame am abeg,na so life be....lwkmd
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by Ephramed(m): 10:16pm On Oct 18, 2013
arctoni: Its so simple, our instincts ar jst diffnt.....dy take lif 4 notin ad we africans luv our life.......try ad watch NATGEO WILD u wil see wat am sayin,wat on a normal day an african man wudnt try or u try and watch skin deep,u wil see hw wild dy ar.........trust me u goin 2 respect dem 4 dat,..dy luv experimnts


so cos they love experiment,na im somebody go commit suicide.kai,this thread dey hilarious,this thread for dey joke section....
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by Ephramed(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2013
I non no,the thread jst funny to me,commit suicide because of bullying k....,THEN MY SECONDARY SKUL NA BENCHES AND CHAIRS GO REMAIN,COS EVERY STUDENT DON COMMIT SUICIDE,TRUST NIGERIANS ''witch tinz'' but like seriously it is better to kill oneself than commit suicide,
Family / Re: Appropriate Age To Stop Flogging A Child. by Ephramed(m): 6:23pm On Aug 31, 2013
Rexphobia: When u drop the cane...u need to settle with punches


my gud guess be say,if d pikin calm, ehen........, but if na agbero,ur guess is gud as mine MIke tyson nd MOHAMMED ALI don jam.
Jokes Etc / If Ur Pikin Resemble Ur Neighbour........... by Ephramed(m): 6:17pm On Aug 31, 2013
GOBE BE SAY....,u born first child,the pikin resemble ur neighbour u take am as coincidence,the second one happen u start doubt,the third one happen,WHAT NEXT? or u go take am as life ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
ME be say hell go get visitor that day.
Family / Appropriate Age To Stop Flogging A Child. by Ephramed(m): 5:14pm On Aug 31, 2013
Pls nlders is there an age a child will reach, someone is no longer suppose to use cane on d child.i dont know if at teenage age (13-19) is appropriate?
TV/Movies / Do Newscasters Contribute 2 1 Of D Reason We Tune Our T.v To Watch News? by Ephramed(m): 9:21pm On Aug 29, 2013
A man said he lost interest in watching NEWSLINE on NTA,because the woman anchoring the news has been changed.
Me too had a similar problem.i like Lara Owoyewise doing STV news,but when she was changed i found out am reluctant to watch the news.
My question is,is it that we are not used to change cos i know news is news,or,newscaster have a way of doing their thing that makes news interesting to watch? What is ur view and who is ur favourite newscaster(station working inclusive) and
Nairaland / General / Re: Fire At Allen Avenue (pix inside) by Ephramed(m): 4:11pm On Aug 23, 2013
adeaugustus:
Welldone! With Free MB + ASUU strike, nairaland is your starting point.
mrvictor:

could be fake china productshocked shocked shocked
adeaugustus:
Welldone! With Free MB + ASUU strike, nairaland is your starting point.
no mind am,he want start to pour all d cramming him do 4 us.

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Religion / Re: Can Someone Pray For Will Of God In Choice Of Church? by Ephramed(m): 9:05pm On Aug 19, 2013
thanks.very much all of u i appreci8.but more contribution is welcome.
Religion / Can Someone Pray For Will Of God In Choice Of Church? by Ephramed(m): 11:34am On Aug 18, 2013
Went to church,nd the preaher was saying we need will of God in everything we do in life,a question arised in me, can someone also pray for will of God in church too.wether to go to this church or that church?answers will be highly appreciated.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will U Be Remembered For? by Ephramed(m): 12:43am On Aug 17, 2013
Babiloko: i want 2 b rememberd 4 dis comment..lol...on a mur serious note i wud luv 2 b rememberd 4 bein difrent

@babi i dey feel u.u know the only green egg in a basket of white eggs.its gr8.its gud to b different.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will U Be Remembered For? by Ephramed(m): 12:42am On Aug 17, 2013
Babiloko: i want 2 b rememberd 4 dis comment..lol...on a mur serious note i wud luv 2 b rememberd 4 bein difrent
Nairaland / General / What Will U Be Remembered For? by Ephramed(m): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2013
Death is inevitable,no one knows when,but it just must happen,whoever,whatever,wherever u are.
One day .a servant encountered Death in the marketplace,the servant ran home borrowed his master's chariot and told him what happened btw him and Death,and that he is running away to samara for safety.the master on hearing this,went to challenge death on why d harrassment of his servant,death replied;i didnt harrass him,i was just surprised and shocked to see him here becos we are having an appointment in samara today.
So no matter where u run to no escape,but the thing there is when we finally leave WHAT DO WE WANT TO BE REMEMBER FOR?
As for me i want to be remember as that guy who always put on a smiling face and extend it to others.WHAT ABOUT U?

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Nairaland / General / What Will U Be Remembered For? by Ephramed(m): 11:17pm On Aug 16, 2013
Death is inevitable,no one knows when,but it just must happen,whoever,whatever,wherever u are.
One day .a servant encountered Death in the marketplace,the servant ran home borrowed his master's chariot and told him what happened btw him and Death,and that he is running away to samara for safety.the master on hearing this,went to challenge death on why d harrassment of his servant,death replied;i didnt harrass him,i was just surprised and shocked to see him here becos we are having an appointment in samara today.
So no matter where u run to no escape,but the thing there is when we finally leave WHAT DO WE WANT TO BE REMEMBER FOR?
As for me i want to be remember as that guy who always put on a smiling face and extend it to others.WHAT ABOUT U?
Romance / Re: Crazy Things Girls Do!! by Ephramed(m): 8:02pm On Aug 14, 2013
Some dey do like say they no dey shit,infact they never enter toilet for their life.
Romance / Re: Which Do You Consider First? Beauty Or Good Cooking Skills? by Ephramed(m): 7:46pm On Aug 14, 2013
Shay na beauty u go chop.or u dont know THE WAY TO MY HEART NA THROUGH MY BELLE
Religion / Re: Funny Beliefs We Had As Children by Ephramed(m): 2:22pm On May 20, 2013
If a firefly urinate on ur palms,u will be urinating on d bed.

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