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our phone conversation still smiling ![]() |
hotties and the notties |
mess pass |
Cassie lived in a very LARGE STONE house. It was so LARGE that she had to USE A MAP just to FIND THE CLOSET. But then, one WINDY day, a very SHORT man arrived. The man wore a TURBAN and a PAIR OF NIKE SHOES. Cassie looked through the window at him and thought he looked LOST, so she let him in. "Im here to give you this." The man said as he passed her a MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER CD. "It came from THE JACKSON FAMILY and they wanted you to have it because you are MAKING BIRTHDAY FRIDAY." "But who are you?" Cassie asked. "I'm PETER JACKSON." Cassie SMILED. The man left her house and returned to HIS CAR. |
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twenty are you wearing a boxer short |
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who is begging |
Ok, they're all asleep now, I am the last |
Cassie lived in a very YELLOW house. It was so YELLOW that she had to WEAR shades just to SEE. But then, one RAINY day, a very TALL man arrived. The man wore a SUIT and a TIE. Cassie looked through the window at him and thought he looked SMART, so she let him in. "Im here to give you this." The man said as he passed her a PICTURE. "It came from MEXICO and they wanted you to have it because you are QUIET." "But who are you?" Cassie asked. "I'm JOHN." Cassie JONES. The man left her house and returned to SHIP. |
all gamers above, next and around mi >>>>^^^^>>>>> ((((((( )))))))) ^ ## |
should i go out or stay home |
I don't have long eyelashes |
ok, got this one from a friend and thought I should share. Will ask the creative writers to judge for us. See below please. Copy and paste the original story below and fill in the blanks with your own answers in CAPITAL LETTERS! (you can enter more than one word if you want to) Best answer goes to the story I think is the most creative! [b]Winner will be announced by year end[/b] Cassie lived in a very _____ house. It was so ____ that she had to ____ just to ____. But then, one ____ day, a very ____ man arrived. The man wore a ____ and a ____. Cassie looked through the window at him and thought he looked _____, so she let him in. "Im here to give you this." The man said as he passed her a ____. "It came from _____ and they wanted you to have it because you are ____." "But who are you?" Cassie asked. "I'm ____." Cassie _____. The man left her house and returned to ______. |
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Read Early Leave After X-ray Ganja |
always check the weather before leaving the house |
986,186 986,185 986,184 986,183 986,182 986,181 986,180 |
roasted mashmellows are u a dancer? |
good year tire |
butterfly |
if it means a lot to you then do it |
ndi go jogging at 8pm |
changing out of a pant to a skirt weather nice |
^^Lady, spare me the din of your religious chanting. And if I no longer see 555 ![]() anyway, gotta go to mo More times ![]() |
You can never tell what's in a woman's mind, And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin' |
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin |
Did you know. . . . . .that today 1603 Chinese uprising in Philippines fails after 23,000 killed ~~~ Today's Inspirational Quote: I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself.” Marlene Dietrich |
The guy above me cannot rhyme, his name is chamotex I aint mad at him but I am vex |
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