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Politics › Re: FG Recalls Ambassador To The UK, Sarafa Tunji Ishola by EPIJOE: 11:38pm On Sep 01, 2023
ecolime:
FFK right now grin


Hunger wan finish my guy

Baba go start tweeting sweet messages on Twitter from tonight
u he baaaaaaadddddd guy. Lol
Car Talk › Re: Could This Be The Reason For High Fuel Consumption? by EPIJOE: 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2023
The fuel we buy nowadays are mixed , it evaporates easily. It seems adulterated. Even small car owners of 1.6 liters engine are complaining..
Autos › Re: Car Lovers!,can You Help Me Choose Between These Two Cars? by EPIJOE: 2:54am On Aug 23, 2023
kolaaderin:
you have driven 8 Honda and you want to change people's mind to use Toyota, there is a reason for that. I have driven many car brands, Toyota, Nissan, Honda, Volkswagen, Hyundai and Mercedes but honda remains the best in engine and maintenance closely followed by Toyota, Nissan and Hyundai. As for Mercedes, they can never be reliable like those others I do have a lot of issues with sensors on Mercedes and that makes it less reliable, one faulty ABS sensor out of the 4 will send the gear into limp mode which can never be managed unless replacement is done.
You see Volkswagen, I will leave those German engineering designer to God for punishment, they really messed up with the Passat, that car was one week one trouble it was a total black hole in pocket. I saw shagge ban sa.
The Passat was super clean lovely body and style 2009 model, managed to sell out and the new owner felt he won a jackpot for the ridiculous price I sold it only to call me back after 2 months of use that he is passing through shagge ban sa pro max ultra and his wife is seeing the car like a terrorist sent to their home already.
[b] you're said it all, I've used over 35 car brands and I'm only comfortable driving the Honda series, it gives me what I want. Over the years I have driven alot of cars. But Honda stands out especially from 06 upwards. Either CRV, crosstour, odyssey, Accord, hrv Acura , from 08, upwards. There engines is No 1 , when u use a Honda you can run it 3 yrs without replacing the engines, they are the best when it comes to engine,.
I can tell u, I run Epe to v island for over 8yrs. As I go to work, but it's only when I started using Honda, I discovered that they are the only ones that seems rugged with the engine,. Toyota seems not good for long distance journeys. Only Hilux 04/05, Camry 1999/2001, and the V8s of Toyotas seems reliable. Honda any day. Seems the best to me.
Politics › Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by EPIJOE: 6:49pm On Aug 15, 2023
THE BEST NEWS THIS YEAR, U DON SUFFER ALOT FROM THERE HANDS. Extortion is there primary aim. They Hadly focus or even direct u when u are lost instead they would jump into your car.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Niger Protesters Gives Nigerian President New Name by EPIJOE: 12:40am On Aug 04, 2023
You hate the president soo bad that other countries too join in the hatred, all because your candidate didn't enter as the president,. God would shame u all.

Subsidy is gone and no going back
Politics › Re: FG Delists 18 Illegal Loan Apps (list) by EPIJOE: 9:28am On Aug 03, 2023
AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE CAN BREATHE
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by EPIJOE: 9:05am On Aug 03, 2023
tizteezy:
Hello Gurus
A friend wants to buy a Nigerian Used Volkswagen Passat 2007.

Is it a good ride?

How reliable and fuel efficient is it?

Thanks in anticipation of your reviews
Get the Jetta 2007 2.5litre engine instead, it's rugged and easy to maintain.
Car Talk › Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by EPIJOE: 7:28pm On Aug 02, 2023
DIFFERENCES! WHY DO YOU THINK MOST BENZ , VW, AND BMW ENGINES LAST LONGER,

REASONS - They have more sensors attached to there engines than normal japanese cars, this are also backed up by the ECM ( brain box) which signals are sent to from the sensors and triggers alot of electrical issues including shutdown on motions or at will. Untill u have a good diagnosis to check and scan what the fault is and probably replace the sensors bad and reprogram the brain box to work with the new components replaced.
Hence it saves the engine from severe damages that's why the engine last more.

JAPANESE CARS - HONDA AND TOYOTAS, - Their engine are also backed with few sensors. But not as much as the Germans. And most of the major electricals are backed up by relays and fuses. And the technical ones are attached to the ECM brain box. That's why on a Toyota u can see a lot of errors on the dashboard screen and it would still run for months without not having much effects, but it's killing the engine gradually. Reasons why people tend to replace Toyota engines often. Cos they are not as strong as Honda engines.

Electricals are seriously complicated In our society that we have quack electrical engineers
Car Talk › Re: The All New 2024 Toyota Prado... What's Your Take? by EPIJOE: 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2023
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A BAD DESIGN, LOOKS LIKE OFF-ROAD. I PREFER THE 2022 THAN THIS. TOYOTA LACKS. CREATIVITY,

ALL THERE CREATIVITY IS INCLUDED IN LEXUS.

THATS WHY HONDA SEEMS TO ME THE BEST AMONG AFFORDABLE BRANDS. WATCH OUT FOR 2024 OF HONDA PILOT.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger: Junta Re-opens Borders With Neighbours, Excludes Nigeria, Benin Rep by EPIJOE: 2:42pm On Aug 02, 2023
Taylor90:
The day this 35yr old Junta go catch Tinubu one on one

The kind beating Tinubu go chop ehnn

This man has made it known that he doesn’t give a fvck about Tinubu and his illegitimate reign

Make Tinubu avoid Niger republic oo if not this boy go brush am enter gutter

See small Niger dey beef African giant Nigeria one on one because of INEC

They all knew Tinubu is a cocaine thief that came to power via window hence the disrespect

See small Niger dey face Nigeria square to square

Indeed there’s dignity in transparency and genuineness

Make war start first if I no support Niger make i die
[b] BECAUSE YOU HATE TINUBU, THAT IS WHY YOU TYPED ALL THIS HERE. IF THE WAR START , U WILL BE BEGGING TO BE A NIGERIAN..
Romance › Re: If Your Wife Refuse To Give You Sex, Do This Immediately by EPIJOE: 6:16pm On Jul 25, 2023
skj1377:
Make her jealous. Dress like your going to a party with nice perfume 3 times a week and come home by 10pm. Watch her reaction.they hate competition
THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS, A JEALOUS WOMAN CAN KILL U IN YOUR SLEEP.
Politics › Re: See The Trailer Loads Of Rice & 20M Peter Obi Donated To Mangu IDP Camp by EPIJOE: 4:25pm On Jul 20, 2023
He is leveraging on the situation at hand. Where was he few years ago? Before 2015. Did he donate to bornu idp camps?

Alot donates to motherless homes, everywhere in Nigeria.. no publicity,

I even know someone that take 20 bags of rice every two months to lepers at Amuwo. Without publicity. So let's leave all this obi own to politics.

In as much as I supported him during the elections, doesn't mean he too is saint..
Politics › Re: FAAC To Share N1.959 Trillion Revenue In July — Probably Highest Ever by EPIJOE: 8:24am On Jul 19, 2023
How much is dollar today...do you care to know? There is no way a USD would exchange for 830 naira and you expect petrol to still sell at 490/500 naira which was the price at which we bought fuel per liter the moment we started to buy usd at 645 naira to 1 dollar at the I and E window.
Politics › Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by EPIJOE: 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2023
How much is dollar today...do you care to know? There is no way a USD would exchange for 830 naira and you expect petrol to still sell at 490/500 naira which was the price at which we bought fuel per liter the moment we started to buy usd at 645 naira to 1 dollar at the I and E window.
Politics › Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by EPIJOE: 9:33pm On Jul 18, 2023
I don't know why people don't understand simple dynamics of the Nigerian economy and this subsidy removal,.

With this dollar rate increasing we expected petrol to go as high as 800 per liters. As dollar increases.

Nigeria is not a producing state. Don't lets take it as of the president is the one increasing the fuel prices. It's simply the laws of demand and supply playing out.


What I just don't like was the way he removed it instantly with at least 2 months planning. to put solutions on ground to cushion the effects of this on the poor masses.

This is something else.
Politics › Re: Despite Huge Revenue, Lagos Local Councils Underperform, Worsen Residents’ Pains by EPIJOE: 10:07pm On Jul 14, 2023
SANWO OLU SHOULD WORK ON ALL THE ARTICLE BELOW.
Politics › Re: How Tinubu’s Forex Policy Is Growing Remittance Into Nigeria by EPIJOE: 2:03pm On Jul 14, 2023
NA WA O, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME FOLKS EXPECT INSTANT MIRACLE TO HAPPEN. AND ALL THE PROBLEMS OF THE COUNTRY TO BE SOLVED AT ONES.

BECAUSE YOUR CANDIDATE ISN'T THE PRESIDENT, YOU SEE NO GOOD IN THE ONGOING ADMINISTRATION, YOU ALREADY CONDEMNED THE GOVT. EVEN FROM GET GO.

A MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL. GOD WOULD PUT U ALL TO SHAME.
Car Talk › Re: The Rate At Which Fuel Burn So Fast Right Now Scares Me by EPIJOE: 4:06pm On Jul 07, 2023
Op thanks for bringing up this thread, I was thinking it was only me, it's seriously getting out of hands. My people the rate at which the fuel is it evaporates or disappear abeg make someone correct me,.

I don go buy byke for indrive.
Car Talk › Re: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by EPIJOE: 8:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
#16k everyday. From Epe to V island. V6 Honda Odyssey 2007. Though I do carry passengers to support. But it's really killing.
Politics › Re: IG To Withdraw Mobile Police From Vips, Establishes Special Squad by EPIJOE: 10:26am On Jun 27, 2023
Good idea. More like the rapid response squard in Lagos .

Next I would support is state police 🚨.
Approve this and you would see insurgency disappear.
Cos all state would have the autonomy to bring and ship in weapon's to protect her state.
Politics › Re: FG Okays Re-Opening Of Seme Border For Vehicle Importation by EPIJOE: 6:36am On Jun 23, 2023
pedel:
You think importing food for consumption is good for our economy?
A country of over 200,000,000 people importing rice despite having land and manpower to grow our own food.
Spending forex to import what we can grow is one of the reasons our currency is devalued.
THEN WHAT HAD BEEN THE IMPACT OF THE CLOSURE FOR OVER 8 YRS. ARE WE ABLE TO PRODUCE SAME COMMODITIES, RICE AND OTHERS IN 8 YRS? THE PRICES JACK SERIOUSLY UP.

EVEN OUR LOCAL RICE TOO IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE. MAKE THEM FREE RICE ABEG.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerians Marvel At NTA's Sudden Revitalization by EPIJOE: 6:42pm On Jun 15, 2023
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO APPRECIATE NIGERIAN CULTURES, WATCH NTA, ITS SOO REACH IN CULTURE. ITS JUST THAT IT LOOKS MORE ANALOG.

IT NEEDS SERIOUS REVAMPING.
Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by EPIJOE: 2:44pm On Jun 15, 2023
Stainless99:
God abeg , let me join this group sooner than expected . my legs are aching and I am not getting any younger . looking at 40 in front of me .
[b][/b] GOD ALMIGHTY WOULD GRANT YOUR WISHES THIS YEAR.
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Marketers Galvanise For CNG Rollout At N100/litre by EPIJOE: 8:46am On Jun 14, 2023
In as much as it's a good idea and help the masses, did you think this would pay the govt?

As we know Nigerians goes for the cheapest to help manage there little income,

The whole country would be flooded with this CNG and no one would even think of Petrol again thereby making, crude oil and major fuel business in Nigeria go down with low crude money coming in.

I doubt of.the govt would support this. Cos 80% of our forex comes from crude oil
Travel › Re: All You Need To Know About The Lagos Electric BRT (Photos And Videos) by EPIJOE: 9:48am On Jun 10, 2023
With this fuel issues around the globe, Nigeria should start having a 15yrs plan on activating renewable energy against fossil fuels.

The world is trying to end gasoline, in as much crude oil would still be active for the next 100 yrs cos of chemicals we get from it..

For vehicular movements, Electric is taking over soon.
Politics › Re: 3 Nigerian Governors Using Made-in-nigeria Vehicles As Official Cars (pics) by EPIJOE: 8:37am On May 31, 2023
onumadu:
Really appreciate these governors.
They are the real patriots, and not the pretenders.
The problem is that a lot of Nigerians don't even know that these innoson vehicles are built STRONG for Nigerian roads.
I had an "encounter" with some of them along the Enugu-Onitsha expressway in 2021 during a serious traffic jam along that road leading to bridge head market and Niger bridge Onitsha.
Actually it was five of them -brand new Innoson "hummer Jeeps".
They were being driven in tandem, obviously to be delivered to some buyer(s).
Mehn, these vehicles dwarfed all other vehicles in terms of quick reaction, smoothness of maneuver and ruggedness.
That was my first time of seeing these vehicles up close and personal, and I was SERIOUSLY IMPRESSED.
These vehicles are like the "Cutix cables" of Nigeria. They are GOOD and beat others as far as Nigerian roads are concerned.
Why on earth would a Nigerian government department or agency buy foreign vehicles when we have these?
I dunno.
Congrats to these governors, congrats to Innoson, and congrats to Nigeria.
I'm a car person, innoson is only assembled here. U need the see there ageing. The body parts is soo poor, they need to work on the body panels. It's rust in less than two years and saggs. Don't know about the suspension or the legs. They only have good engine though, but they need to improve with time and work on the market sales and values. They seems too expensive.

I would take geely, kia or best is Hyundai among there class than buy innoson
Sports › Re: Nigeria To Play Argentina In FIFA U20 World Cup Round Of 16 by EPIJOE: 9:50am On May 29, 2023
I don't see this team progressing, they aren't playing good and smart football, they just run around the field, no play maker and good stickers. But something can still happen with prayers and hardwork
Politics › Re: Full Speech Of President-Elect, Bola Tinubu At His Investiture As GCFR by EPIJOE: 4:53pm On May 25, 2023
MAY THIS COMING GOVERNMENT FAVOUR US ALL IN JESUS NAME.
Investment › Re: FCMB Founder, Subomi Balogun Is Dead by EPIJOE: 12:44pm On May 19, 2023
RIP great man
Politics › Re: Lagos State Safety Commission Implores Lagosians To Adopt Safety Practices by EPIJOE: 11:33am On May 11, 2023
This is commendable,

The iron and steel companies too are culprits, some of the materials used in the production of this iron are really compromised, hence, may not be sustainable to withstand the pressure load it was expected to perform.

While the engineers aren't aware. Cos they only see the thickness.

Safety should be practiced in all sectors. Alot of deaths in the country is associated to lack of safety compliance
Car Talk › Re: Help! My Car Is Always At The Mechanic by EPIJOE: 2:26pm On May 07, 2023
Op so sorry for the losses. That particular brand of car seems to be one of Toyotas problematic cars in terms of engine performance and ageing.

That brand engine is always having issues with tapet valves, oil shortage and the fuel line.

To resolve the fuel line, someone gave a very good advice earlier. Always let your car run in less quarter fuel. Don't let your fuel be anything less than quarter tanks. Before you refuel. Driving a car with fuel lights on. Is a bad practice except for emergency.

The fuel pump could overheat and blow out the fuse once it's low.

Op kindly remove the tank clean the tank
Get a direct good fuel pump v6 or v 8 pump.
And buy a direct Belgium engine, this would solve your problems.

Don't forget to scan the vehicle afterwards. Get a reliable Toyota experts. Not all this street ochins
Travel › Re: Sudan Crisis: Azman Air Arrives Egypt, Max Air Joins Evacuation Effort. by EPIJOE: 11:00am On May 05, 2023
GoodbutBadguy:
If you no like am go clean am undecided
It's a feedback that should be looked into. Stop acting as if I'm abusing them. U will hardly see and international airlines pilot sits as dirty as this is.

They need to look into It Asap. Cos sir transport doesn't come cheap.

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