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PRESS RELEASE

We use this medium to demand an apology from the UK government. We weren't only harassed, manhandled, and rough handled by their immigration staff, the UK government denied us the hand job and Mouth Action services our principal paid for to some high class oloshos before leaving Nigeria.

We also apologize to Mr. Adrian Brian of the UK Immigration Services for splashing his hands and uniform with our 'akamu' during our principal's genital and rectal inspections. It's not our fault; the touch was heavenly.

Sign,

EponObi

We use this medium to demand an apology from the UK government. We weren't only harassed, manhandled, and rough handled by their immigration staff, the UK government denied us the hand job and Mouth Action services our principal paid for to some high class oloshos before leaving Nigeria.

We also apologize to Mr. Adrian Brian of the UK Immigration Services for splashing his hands and uniform with our 'akamu' during our principal's genital and rectal inspections. It's not our fault; the touch was heavenly.

Sign,

EponObi

We use this medium to demand an apology from the UK government. We weren't only harassed, manhandled, and rough handled by their immigration staff, the UK government denied us the hand job and Mouth Action services our principal paid for to some high class oloshos before leaving Nigeria.

We also apologize to Mr. Adrian Brian of the UK Immigration Services for splashing his hands and uniform with our 'akamu' during our principal's genital and rectal inspections. It's not our fault; the touch was heavenly.

Sign,

EponObi

Mtchew! Wetin concern us with their useless apology.

We, the Epon Obi, are grateful Pandora is sha back in Nigeria. We done dey fear say our warehouse go choke with cum. Maggi is now available, and we started distributing our produce into her district since yesterday.

Konji nearly kill us for detention. Na small e remain make we tell OpoloObi to request conjugal visit; opelope baba Buhari.

Heroicvic:
How old are you?
I don't want any unfed underage spitting under my comment

Lmaoooo! Dey feel yourself on top Mr. Osewa's faceless forum ooo. We know your type.

Anyways, I'm off to Brooklyn. Take care of your epon please. Shave them, moisturize them, and sun dry them. Ire ooo.

Heroicvic:
Why ti mo shey ma sunkun
Awon obi e Loni iyen

Nevertheless oldies should retire

Werey alakori!

FYI, awon epon Obi ti pe 61. Until dem die in active service, you won't count them as oldies.

Heroicvic:
Moderators, is this allowed here
Coz I'll start from NL owner seun
I'll drag your own blockos too if you don't ban this particular person

Pele! Ma sunkun mon.

As the spokesperson of the two Epons of Mr. Gringory Obi, it gladdens my heart to inform you all that the honorable Epons are going on a 72-hour cum strike in protest of this news. Margaret should please bear with us and employ the services of OkoDatti because no cum will be delivered to nourish her fleshy and succulent nkan-obirin tonight.

Signed,

EponObi Inc.

Kobojunkie:
1. You explained to us in your own words that you used your wife's fear of loosing her marriage to manipulate her into doing your bidding in the marriage. Essentially imforming us that what you have is a union that is to the whims of you and not both individuals in the marriage thanks to your tactics. And you want us to believe what you have is what amounts to a thriving union that others should emulate?

Oga go and learn about power dynamics and stop spewing thrash.

ravensckar is only one with practical solution in this thread. The OP didn't start losing control of his home and respect of his wife suddenly; it started gradually, but being naive, he ignored all signs.

In politics, relationship, workplace, in everything, you will suffer if you fail to study power dynamics.

Dem no born Obi well.

I won't be surprised if Atiku goof again with such move considering how he handled the G5 and Ayu in the last election. APC will murder AA/Obi ticket. Another easy victory. Lmao!

Na Obi himself go handle propaganda materials to APC on a platter. Lmao! Where dem Rinu, Falz, Indomine, etc go carry face go?

helinues:
Ewo tun ni Epon Obi nitori olorun.

Chai, so many Sisi Quadri oo

Ma drag epon omo Obi yen lori nairaland. Na me go first snatch him blokos before him go snatch any mandate.

Kudos to Xi for brokering peace between the two brothers.

By the time Xi and Putin are done with the US, Americans will regret ever voting Biden as President.

Putin - Omo Ologo Natural Gas - now have the stage to broker the next peace between Syria and Turkey.

Grief manifests in different form.

Anyways, Yes Daddy. We hear you loud and clear.

Pandora is to be blamed. He enabled them.

He's like the some parents who lack the balls to correct their grown children when they see them misbehaving because they're afraid the said children may retaliate by stop giving them money.

Obi is an alatenuje. Without the obidients wey him rotten epon produce, he's nothing.

I trust that Yes Father will solve this menace once he's inaugurated.