₦airaland Forum

Saw the moon ( pbuh)
Bankymoon ( pbuh)

glossy6:
Jesus Christ is the Word as recognized in your Qur'an

Mofo I am not Muslim, Jesus came thru Mary abi??
Jesus never existed, na wash. Get real.
All na Jewish story and not African?
Heaven is where? How come it's not been located in the stratas phere ??
Leave story for Mathias jare.

udy4real:
Shut that trap u call a mouth,don't u ever compare Jesus Christ with a mere man

So Jesus Christ is what?? The moon??

Most inconsequential decision by lazy azz government.

Most inconsequential decision by a lazy azzz govt.
Y not increase the holiday to December??

The most ridiculous and inconsequential decision made by this lame government.
The rate of unemployment is at sky high and all the government can do is to increase holiday for 3 /4 days.
Of what benefits is moon sighting to the diminishing economy??
When others are creating and hard at work, we are 4king about. No wonder tomato is 3k a basket.

EteEdoho:
[s][/s]No sir,no where in the world is dishing out what has been looted from you,back to you in the form of charity,is supposed to be a thing of joy,except in yolobaland and almajiri north!.

I would have given you one million gbosa if not for your ethnic and rude undertone.

There is a safe place in hell for thief nubu , surely.

Installing CCTV is one big achievement?? Mofo.

And the best is for people to look, organise a photo shoot of this abominable act. ?
Our Brian in Nigeria is on pause mode.

Zenith saying the man knelt for fayose in his personal capacity Una can lie.

Bukun is the worst thing to come out of Ghana, washe happens to be the best.

EreluY:
Not that I believe in any of those trash in the Bible. However, during the Great Commision when Jesus sent out his disciples he said "Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature." That includes places like Maiduguri and Afghanistan. More importantly, the Bible says "If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet." This Pastor should shake the dust of London off his feet and take the good news to the Afghans,the Somalis, Ethiopians, etc.

Isnit it funny that pastor no fit go preach Pakistan./ Afghanistan now.

This is a lie from the pit of hell fire.
There is no way you will bang and bang not exhausted after the banging have nuff energy left to run that fast.

U be maywether??
U grab the confirm, ?? That must be slimy aswell, abi na lie.

Oba Benin is dead
And the world comes to an end ?
Next.
Seriki Ngoma , sanmoni Ngoma.

agbomere12:
At these times in our generation when strange things happen every day, we really need to be extreemly carefull & sensitive in taking decisions, especially in our choices of food.

I got this information posted on my wall, & I wish to share it with my fellow nairalanders. it says;

"Chinese people have started producing corned beef with their dead bodies and sending them to Africa . This was filmed in a chinese restaurant in London. Please stay away from corned beef irrespective of brand , most especially in Africa and from Afro-Asian grocery shops"

I don't know how true the information is, but I know with chinese; it is possible.

Seriously u are devoid of sense.

House of jokers. Cards.

ANY WHERE BELLE FACE, BELLE TWOS.

Sunofgod:
Fashanu is a well known 419er....nothing will be built!

He looks well for his age though - Abi he don pass 50?

fash na crap . HIM AND ALLAN SAGER AND BRUCE GROBELLAR should run that academy of fraud.

Where is Robert when you need him? Where is he ehhh ehh

Puzzzy. Head.and some dick will now slant the woman'
Lmaof

xseed:
Ask me o

so I do u get from uk/us to nija.
the boat/? really. Really?

importexpert:
thank God bro. i hope the comedy talent will subsist.

I think there is a joke coming? I mean the brain surgery.

Where are you? Can't find you in the picture

onila:
yea

but they are a nuisance

try some Nigerians for size, really loud and uncouth atyms.
but cant judge all by one miscreant bwoy.
been working with, employed Jamaicans for years without tears .
seeeeeen.

DEE/WELL./ DEEGBAM
WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT

onila:
and close the stairs door leading to upstairs when cooking

like seriously, why are Jamaicans so difficult to live with

funny thing, the batty boy lives on the third floor

even me on the second floor does not smell anything

and when the dumb thug comes downstairs and find out u havent done one of the following
he will be giving you attitude


if u cant tolerate staying with people, stay on ur own

or get rich or die trying and get a condo
u are poor, u have to be tolerant since u cant afford a condo

Jamaicans can be so useless!

Jamaicans are one of the best ppl to live with, trust me.
they are clean for one.

richeso:
2019 when you here Change!, wetin you go do ?

olodostain. na here or hear, abi u no get ear.

TPAND:
#IStandWithFayose

This is government of the people, by the people and for the people.

This exemplary leadership. Say what you want about this man, but this is clear servant leadership.

No governor does this, the rest oppress us with sirens in public, drive around in convoys of cars. Before you quote me, has your governor since resumption in office ever been at the back of a truck.

Carry on Fayose.

U must be mad, I mean seriously , govt. of the ppl,? Give me a brake.

all my Yoruba ppl. wey ~#support #buhari don dey shit demself for facebook.
I told u guys from day one.
fraud is fraud ohhh.

Fuckgratulations:
why do you want to domesticate a wild animal(prostitute)?. Ones a wild animal always a wild animal.

True but not 100% correct.
Cat, lion, chimps, even snake can all be domesticated.
Training na ni.
With gentle persuasion it cld happen.
But bro that fire no dey die finish ohh.
Once the price is right, remember every dog has a price.

olanyte:
Only God known Hw many life they have kill,
let them rotten in prison.

Which. Kain English be now. U de fall our hand una men