₦airaland Forum

One down, many to go.polithiefcian.
Don't know.

naturefellow:
haykinzz Nice find! But trust me you're in no capacity to keep this animal as a pet. Let me tell you how it's going to end... In the nearest future, this chameleon is going to die of malnutrition in your own hands.

Sell it. And for N5000 for that matter. Are you kidding me? Just because you cannot have it for food (as bushmeat)!!! Take no offence, but I find this really disgusting. We Nigerians don't have no sense of nature or wildlife conservation. It's a shame that almost every fauna we stumble upon,is either for food or for sale. It's past time we began to think and act green.

FYI, I've been in your shoes before. I've had the opportunity of keeping this exact chameleon (Chameleo gracilis) as a pet. But I acted with common sense. I wouldn't have catered for it as it would itself in its natural habitat. I let it go after having a memorable moment and selfies with it. I can post photos if you don't believe me.

please act responsibly. Let this poor chameleon go!

All these because of chameleon, haba.

OlugbengaE:
In Nigeria a politician will steal people's money then become their benefactor.

Gbam.wa shere my man.
Benelooter

Rip.hugo.

Justuceleague2:
No comma full stop or paragraph.


Even braille has those things


Ògbẹ́ni kóshì lo jọ̀ọ́

Ahhhhh, u funy die

All these obas being easily abducted, y were all their deities and irunmoles

This guy has low self esteem,looking at him he seems to.have lost all emotions.
He can overcome by crying at least.

Ayodehji202:
Nope but some1 that we can start up together

Like hold the ignition key for you ehhn.

Damaged good

eknudohs:
They were wrongly accused .. I am very close to the story. The girls father has a lot of influence. The girl was simply a hoe. She wasn't a victim

Let the court decide. Let them prove the case of wrongly accused first.
We wait.

Rip baba.

Is this a country or what??

Karlman:
DO YOU KNEE OR POSTRATE TO GREET YOUR BOSS IN THE OFFICE?

I own my business and no.staff prostrate to me cos any disrespect earn you the sack.
Get it?

All in all.cant take it away uncle ruby write good story, maybe for the gods.

Karlman:
THATS BACKWARDNESS

REALLY? How is that backward ness.

The scheme serve no useful purpose and must be abolished asap.

Btruth:
Why will he be greeting the Ooni from the back?

Cos tradition says he must not look backward maybe.
Even if he did, rice will still.be 18 k trust me.

Apostle to nje alubosa.damn.

When Will we get rid of these taboos.
Someone sat on the tivs throne before the man coronation on sat,rice still 18k,
Yahaya bello greeted ooni from behind , rice still 18k, u c me?
African sha

[quote author=DonDemu post=54293773]We miss you Late Gen Sani Abacha. [/quote
We?? [img]
Speak for yasef

Elbowroom:
He's the reason you can type garbage like this on nairaland

If not your chicken head would still be in your village defecating inside the bush and cleaning your yansh with bitter leaves

Really, he fought for press FREEDOM , really?9ce one.

Nicely written.kudos.

MrMaestro:
Love it. History favors those who document it.

History will definitely not favour, obj.
Must everything be about him?
Obj farm, obj library, obj road ??are we slave to our rulers, aint they civil servant?
He is full.of himself.
Abeg, who will.benefit from this library?
Students from nearby poly/uni?
I doubt.

Obj, who the library epp??

bizzibodi:
useless selfish primate!all those useless writeup then we saw a pic of uncompleted building after 10yrs i thought all they mention was operational he want 2 scam 9jerian like mmm to help him complete his vanity library why didnt he build a National library?selfish & greedy yam-eating He-goat!

5 gbosa for u and your ancestors

Love Machine:
Library built on corruption.

Obasanjo legacy will evaporate on his demise. Remember abiola BREAD,CONCORD,OIL,BOOKS,ETC
Where were they now?
Mtchewwww.

When 2 face chilled out, y u know come claim the street title then. Awon lazysneh.

1k001:
Nigeria is a joke. Governor turned emergency medical technician to lead accident rescue. Orders their transport in the back of a truck. Victims get turned away at the public hospital, then get treated at a private hospital.

I'm aware many of us are used to so much absurdity that it bears pointing out how things should be done properly:

Governor happens upon an accident scene. Keeps driving, asks one of his staff to call the emergency number. In no time, emergency services arrive. Victims get transported to hospital. Get treated at no cost and get discharged home.

Governor reaches out to hospital later on via his staff to ensure all went smoothly and tries to find out if his admin can improve traffic accident occurrence and care for victims.

Simple!

Charlie, wake up ohh. U no dey for utopia oh.

Blurryface:
Most Nigerians in South Africa are criminals. They are into prostitution, drug dealing, assassination, advanced fee fraud, gambling and all manner of vices. The major culprits are our hardworking 'blothers' who want to earn chieftaincy titles and wear red caps by all means.

This is the most absurd juvenile comment ever. To u these reasons are justified for killing a human being? Your fellow black man . Please grow some brain cell.

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
If the president or his vice has the time to inspect airports, then we'll continue to chase our collective tails like a foolish cat would do. What are the ministers of aviation doing? What are the airport managers doing? I am sorry, but this is an unnecessary waste of president's precious time. There are better things Osinbajo could have been doing to get Naija running better. He should have been busy brainstorming with the country's economic team about how to stop the already battered economy from further steep slide into depression. But he left Aso Villa to come to MMIA to inspect the conveyor belt? While at it, did he also check to be sure the toilets can flush and are stocked with tissue papers? I guess he also had time to inspect the floors to be certain that they are washed & buffed clean.

You got it right on the nose. What a waste of time.

seunlly:
abeg minimize this thing now

ThAt is the problem right there.