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Foreign Affairs › Re: William Ruto Declared Kenya President-Elect by Epukaa: 9:22pm On Aug 15, 2022

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Congratulations to his gadmnnn asss

Slawomir is back. It's being long we heard from you. Really missed your yans. I thought maybe as a bomber, they don't grab you. Welcome back!

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Politics › Re: Troops Neutralize Two Ipob/esn In Gun Battle, Recover Weapons In Imo State by Epukaa: 2:00pm On Apr 26, 2022

Where are the neutralized bodies?

Business › Re: GTB Vs Innoson: Supreme Court Rules In Favour Of GTB In N2.4bn Debt by Epukaa: 6:38pm On Jan 16, 2022

Not ruled in favour of GTB. Supreme Court just accepted GTB appeal for the case to continue. Anyway, if they eventually win, it's not a new thing. Go and ask Hope Uzodinma.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Will Set Nigeria On Fire If He Doesn’t Implement People’s Demands —Wike by Epukaa: 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2020

Na soooo. It's burning already!

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Romance › Re: Lady Kneels To Ask Her Boyfriend To Marry Her In Public And Gets A Yes From Him by Epukaa: 9:40pm On Jul 27, 2020

[quote author=StagethemTVee[/quote]It depends on who you have identified as a lady. As far as I'm concerned, the person wearing white T shirt is going to be the wife, while the one kneeling is the husband to be.

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TV/Movies › Re: Lilo Tries To Size Up Eric’s Joystick With Her Leg, Caught On Camera by Epukaa: 8:00pm On Jul 24, 2020

[quote author=Made4naijaceo post=92053524]BBNaija Season 5 housemate,

House of nudity and immorality!

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Politics › Re: Only Buhari Can Sack Service Chiefs, Presidency Replies Senate by Epukaa: 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2020

SamuelOamen:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-only-buhari-can-sack-service-chief-presidency-replies-senate/

Who is the Presidency?

Politics › Re: Tolulope Arotile, Nigeria’s First Female Combat Helicopter Pilot, Dies At 23 by Epukaa: 9:38am On Jul 15, 2020

JaffyJoe:
What sort of road traffic accident is that within NAF base itself?

Surprisingly enough, it was a friend that mistakenly knocked her down while reversing to greet her in late evening when she was going to do photocopy.

Crime › Re: Woman Brutalized By Her Husband In Ondo, Lands In Hospital (Disturbing Photos) by Epukaa: 9:38pm On Jun 23, 2020

rawpadgin:
Guys abeg, if she EFF up & u need to treat her EFF up, do that on top ur bed. Fvck her aggressively until her womb shift, then waka go outside go step down with a cold bottle of Heineken

Beating a woman is not good at all, but on the issue of "fvcking until her womb shift" as a way of settling the issue is not possible because when their Ogbanje spirit starts you won't even know your prick exist let alone standing erect.

Politics › Re: Giadom: A Fresh Primary Will Be Conducted In Edo by Epukaa: 8:58pm On Jun 22, 2020

inahlot:
why has tinubu been silent on this matter why has tinubu been silent on this matter

Because anything he says now will be used against him him in the law court of 2023.

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Politics › The Meme For The Ogun State Governor's Wife And Nine Year Old Boy by Epukaa(op): 3:54pm On Jul 27, 2016

A nairalander ice25 asked for meme about the pix of Ogun State Gov's wife holding the nine year old boy chained by a randy pastor and father, and the answer is here right away. Spread and thank me later.

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Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by Epukaa: 3:47pm On Jul 27, 2016

ice25:
can someone create a meme with that first pics?

nice one her excellency

Yes of course, the answer is right here. Spread the good news and thank me later.

Jokes Etc › When You Want To Convince Your People In The Village About New Method Of Bathing by Epukaa(op): 10:25am On Jul 27, 2016

This is what happens when you have visited the city for the first time and discovered that there is another method of taking bath without using clay pot, iron or plastic bucket, and you want to convince those in the village by all means.

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Politics › The New Face Of The Federal Capital Territory by Epukaa(op): 9:02am On Jul 21, 2016

The Federal Cattle Territory is becoming one of the fastest developing city in the world.

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Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Epukaa: 2:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

JAZES:
The sender who is confused about the marriage list

Guys, is this enough reason not to marry the love of your life?
see the list below:

This was not up to what I got during my own time, but after the marriage i made sure I chase all my in-laws away from my house.

Politics › Re: FAYOSE'S Tactics Is Gradually Failing by Epukaa(op): 3:33pm On Jun 25, 2016

SeverusSnape:
Epukaa, Why didn't you post all the pictures??

Because those ones you posted are fake, somebody somewhere among his entourage might have encouraged them to 'hail' or 'cheer' their governor. The ones I posted really convey their feelings and emotions.

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Politics › FAYOSE'S Tactics Is Gradually Failing by Epukaa(op): 3:18pm On Jun 25, 2016

Imagine the faces of the market women and children that used to hail him each time he comes to eat kpomo or drink burukutu. Please, who can describe their feelings towards the people's Governor?

Politics › Re: State Delegates Visit Scene Of Boko Haram Attack At Jere L.G In Borno. Photos by Epukaa: 5:09pm On May 26, 2016

dainformant:
Not less than five communities of Ladin Buta near Khaddamari village of Jere Local Government Area of Borno state were attacked by suspected members of dreaded Boko Haram sect who meted horror on the villagers.

Where are the communities?

North and exaggeration. Once they gather 3 huts together including their fowls, goats and cows, they call it a community. Then 3 communities (9 huts) make up a village and possibly 3 villages (27 huts) make up a LGA. This is how they have been deceiving other Nigerians since independence.

Politics › Please, Where Is The Minister Of Federal Capital Territory? by Epukaa(op): 3:07pm On May 24, 2016

Please, where is the Minister of FCT? Has anybody seen him physically? I am beginning to doubt if this man really exist as a Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Also, I am beginning to doubt some of his appearances on TV telling us about some issues that don’t concern our famous capital city. I don’t know whether I am the only one having this problem or not. In fact, it appears to me as if I am in a dream or may be having a short memory about this man. Since the issue of budget is over, I don’t think budget could even be a problem to his administration, because when Governor El-Rufai was there as FCT Minister, he did not really need money before enforcing some actions on FCT.

Please, as May 29 is fast approaching, I want to ask again, does this Minister really exist? If he does, where is he and what has he done? If you see him, tell him to consult the oracle called El-Rufai for solution to his problem.

Politics › Please, Where Is The Minister Of Federal Capital Territory? by Epukaa(op): 3:02pm On May 24, 2016

Politics › Re: State Banquet In Honour Of President Biya At The Villa (Pics) by Epukaa: 3:43pm On May 04, 2016

Ezemistic:
PMB is like.......And Saraki is like....

Have you noticed also how Prof Osinbajo is looking at him? In his mind: So, this Oloshi manage come here? As a “mere Commissioner,” I better pass you. You never see anything yet.

Politics › Re: State Banquet In Honour Of President Biya At The Villa (Pics) by Epukaa: 3:27pm On May 04, 2016

hassan85:
BIYAs wife should learn to tie her hair or know d type of hair style to use at such visit.

AND SARAKIs mood tho. SEEMS HE WAS FORCED DIA

Honestly, if I find myself in such place with her, I will never eat or drink anything there as the hair looks very irritating and ashawoish.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by Epukaa: 8:58am On May 03, 2016

CFCman:
WASHINGTON — Malia Obama, the older daughter of President Obama, plans to attend Harvard University beginning in the fall of 2017, the White House announced on Sunday, waiting until her father leaves office to begin her college career.

Have you noticed how the Pilot is looking at the daughter in the second picture. In his mind, he is saying this girl I'm flying up and down, when will I have face to face chat with her.

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Business › Re: Moody’s Downgrades Nigeria's Issuer Ratings From Ba3 To B1 by Epukaa: 8:56pm On May 01, 2016

yinchar:
Let Moody keep their rating, by the time the budget is signed and money is pumped into the economy, they will lick their ass then....

I know it will all turn around for good before the end of this year....

I BELIEVE...

God bless PMB

Once we agree to take IMF loan, all of them will upgrade us to A++. No mind them. Parasitic Western allies at work.

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Politics › Re: Aduda, Buhari, Osinbajo, Saraki And Dogara by Epukaa: 3:09pm On Apr 22, 2016

businessMODE:
Was Looking at this picture and couldn't help but imagine what Senator Philip Aduda (PDP) is telling President Buhari, Vice President Osibanjo, Senate President Saraki and House of Rep. Speaker Dogara.

Funny thing is that the guy is PDP. There speculations that he could be the next Senate President if Saraki is found guilty.

This is the actual scenario:

Politics › When Nigerians Hear President Buhari Has Travelled Again by Epukaa(op): 10:57am On Feb 04, 2016

Since most of his policy statements are pronounced or made outside the country, behold some Nigerians across the divides earnestly waiting to hear the breaking news as he travelled to France, London etc. Lol.

Phones › When You Are Expecting Salary Alert And Got Something Different by Epukaa(op): 4:39pm On Feb 02, 2016

When you are expecting salary alert after one month and additional 2 weeks and you immediately receive this sms, “Get 4.5GB data plus N1,500 credit by recharging N3000”.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jude Ndukwe: An Open Letter To Mbaka by Epukaa: 3:57pm On Feb 02, 2016

ericuzor:
As a Catholic, my own over this issue is to pray:
1. Our Father, who art in heaven....
2. Hail Mary, full of grace,.....
3. Glory be to the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jude Ndukwe: An Open Letter To Mbaka by Epukaa: 3:54pm On Feb 02, 2016

Jude Ndukwe is a political analyst who lives and works in Abuja, Nigeria. He tweets from@stjudendukwe ...
Father Mbaka endorses current Deputy President Ike Ekweremadu before the 2015 elections in Enugu below...[/quote]As a Catholic, my own over this issue is to pray:
1. Our Father, who art in heaven....
2. Hail Mary, full of grace,.....
3. Glory be to the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.

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Politics › Buhari As Ebenezer Obey Was Singing In Ogun (Photo) by Epukaa(op): 3:42pm On Feb 02, 2016

Describe This Screen Grab Of President Buhari When Ebenezer Was Singing In Ogun

Please, describe this screen grab of President Buhari when Ebenezer Obey was singing "Buhari, no corruption" in Ogun State 40th Anniversary celebration today.

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Computers › Re: How To Enable Hibernate Mode Feature On Windows 8/8.1 Shutdown Options by Epukaa: 12:33pm On Dec 11, 2015

darlingnuel:
Windows 10 upgrade is available for my
pc but im apprehensive of issues arrising. Somebody tell me its ok to upgrade...

Go ahead guy. Since I downloaded it, I am enjoying it more than anything else. But after download, it is after about one week or more that your resolution will come to normal, but initially, you will feel like throwing your computer away.

Computers › Re: How To Enable Hibernate Mode Feature On Windows 8/8.1 Shutdown Options by Epukaa: 12:29pm On Dec 11, 2015

Idrismusty97:
Thanks. Would this work on windows 10? Let me try and see.

Yes, it worked for me, but it will take longer process as follow
1. Click the battery icon
2. Click Power & Sleep Settings.
3. Click Advanced Power Settings.
4. Click "Choose what the power buttons do"
5. Viola, you will see unchecked Hibernate buttons below
6. Check it and save the settings.
7. Move to your Power button and click, you will see it there.

I hope it worked for you doubting Thomas?

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