₦airaland Forum

Praktikals:
If you are a christian and do not understand that God and Jesus and Holy spirit are one And the same, you pastor no try.


Let me explain it like this. Lets Say your name is Gbajabiamila John Thomas and you travel to London. Because folks over there find it hard to pronounce Gbajabiamila, you answer John over there and Gbaja here at home.

this your analogy is so dumb..who did this to you?

sexiestharam:
I served years ago so I guess Jalingo Gembu Road might be better now. Lagos to Jalingo is over 18 hours. I can travel from lagos to Ghana three times the same time to get to Gembu from Lagos.

wow..never thought taraba was that far oh..heard it's close to Benue and Benue isn't that far from Lagos for me and never thought any state in Nigeria is so big that one will drive from one location or to the other in more than 5hrs without traffic or bad road

sexiestharam:
Yes. I served in Taraba. It is about 17 hours from lagos to Jalingo by road. Another 9 hours to Gembu. So it is about 26 hours from Lagos to Gembu by road.

wow...I'll have to confirm this

sexiestharam:
Taraba corpers, I wish you luck. May you not be posted to Gembu. It is 9 hours from Jalingo.

haba sister..9hours? that's more than Lagos to kogi na

thanks.. really helpful

ehmmy11:
Condom too tight Op you need the extra large (XL) condom I have always tot gold c!rcle was made for Chinese men try the many brands available.. Don't worry you are fine

lol..really? but it's the other way round for me oh..other brands like kiss et all seem too tight for me/don't enter completely but GC enters well.

who is she? see as I wasted my time reading thinking it was my Darling 'nancy isime' until I got to the picture part..aI big hissssss

Craigslists:
Lol

Hongmeng what??

Chinko shit!!
With a spying bot....zero security for pressers.

Phone wey person no fit use press, that one Na phone?? I go come leave my Canada App Store for this Huawei crap??

If it’s not Apple it can never be Apple

yahoo boy, hauwei doesn't have any business with Apple or banana...na only to press you sabi?

how does that make today democracy day? what have we even benefitted from this democracy asides maybe little freedom for speech?

swallow keh I dey chew my meat since day one..nothing wrong with it

kenzosky:
OP. First of all i must aveu that you made me laugh. Secondly, i don't like boys /men who plays around their friends girl friends or wives irrespective of whether your intentions are good or not. Such men are regarded by the society as not only a liar but also a pus#y.Thirdly, for the fact that women are the most crafty creatures on earth they see things we men don't see that's why sometimes i wonder if they have a third eye.You said you sometimes called to show them how much you even like them for your Nigg.s,.@OP, I must tell you the truth, these girls don't see you as a womaniser, rather, they see you as a TATAFO WITHOUT WIRE. Man up man..

nigga seriously play around? read up..I can't call a friends wife ....but gal friend? com'on there's no issue there. it's not like I call them always..and how do you mean by tatafo our conversation doesn't go beyond 'how are you' ...the third eye you're accosting to them should be to me...let me stop here

hello nairalanders, sorry for disturbing y'all with this not so important problem tho it's beginning to bother me.


seriously, i don't know what i've done to these gals but If their boyfriends cheats or leaves them, they'll say i Influenced him. they always think i'm a very bad guy/womainizer, i don't why and i don't even look it.


Ironically, I even preach to their bfs about how they shouldn't cheat/ leave their gal friends and try as much as possible to at least marry them. And I even try to become close friends with their babes and I call them to check up on them often to show how much i even like em for my niggas..where the distrust is coming from, I don't know...

now I'm not supposed to be bothered about this but it's happening for the fourth time now my guy just had an issue with his gal and she said the same about me..."I know that it was equity that gave you another girl and said you should leave me"

ladies have you ever felt this towards your bf's friend? any solution? or guys have you ever been in such situation before? cos I don't like people seeing me in a very bad light...thanks

I dey come

Amumaigwe:
China started the ban first. What are you really saying? So America should become a weeping child rather than retaliating. Or are you a Yoruba Muslim?

wait but y'all saying China started the ban first cos of fbk and co...now, cos baba buhari banned rice importations from Thailand and co, does it mean it's right for Thailand to place a ban on buying or using our oil( assuming they buy our oil and in very large quantity).

orion7:
lol. strong go well


that org will go bankrupt soon

bank wetin? you think the coy is all about smart phones? go and check who's leading in telecom equipment all over the world even in the so called america

eni4real:
Lagoon?? Why are you this brutal?? Anyway, VVD is greater than Ramos and Maldini according to all Ronaldo fans!!!
Origi deserves the Ballon d'or. Not that flop (a dribble avoider) called VVD!

you came to the party late..you crowded the last two pages of this thread with your rubbish..please who is origi to win the balon d'or? you're even worst than the Ronaldo fans you're dragging here cos the main reason you're supporting origi for balon d'or is cos Ronaldo fans thinks VVD should be crowned..well from the rubbish you stated earlier about bale and benzema stepping up for Madrid in the semi final and final last season.. why didn't you support them for balon d'or last season cos origi did the same this year...no need to reply.. you're a deluded barca fan and a messi asslicker.

flington4550:
Nobody loves this guy pass me I swear

I love him more than you do I swear!

na wa oh..and why should neymar be captain in the first place when alves and that PSG defender are in the squad? football Sef..

GOAT!

let's end it once and for all

like for Ronaldo

share for missing

GOAT!

wow..R.I.P..she's old tho...



BTW I dont even know the President of Isreal..netanyahu is more popular than him or do they operate a parliamentary system of government?

BrainSanitizer:
Messi's award is coming. Messi fans don't worry. I'm speaking with UEFA boss right away. How can they do this! A whole champions league season and the g.o.a.t 's name isn't called for any award? We can not take this! Even if it's the worst champions league semifinalist, they should give him. Award na award.
They must give Messi something oo.


Heheheheheehehehheehhehhehheheeheheheeeeeee

Messi is a g.o.s.t. (great of some time)
and Cristiano Akpojiobi Odogirimanyaoga Egoetolome Ororo Ronaldo is the REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAL G.O.A.T.

una no go kill person for this nairaland

lol..this your thread title funny..but I know my country can not be there

baqina:
Eagle officer, equivalent of a major in the army is the one standing behind d wife of a president....it is well

lol, sorry I just understood what you wrote

very boring finals..chai

Irikefet:
Good morning all.
Please how do you know which states to choose from?
Thanks..

one state from the south west region.....

one state from the north central region.....

one state from the south east or south south region...

and one state from the north west or north east region....
that's four state altogether.

moniker- equity school- Abubakar Tafawa Balewa university ATBU course - computer science 2018 States- lagos/Ogun, kano, akwa ibom, abuja. wish to serve in any of the above

our very own Laspotech here? so these things happen truly? na wa oh

segunmelvin:
you sound pained for other people's choice....

lol, maybe..but like you said, it's their choice.

I don't understand some people even if you wanna tatoo someone on your body why no great people Albert Einstein,Nickolas Tesla or great Nigerians? why tatoo someone like naira Marley? who the hell is naira Marley outside Lagos? and if you check they are even far older than naira Marley.. our youths have lost it

that is why I hate dealing with Nigerians.. very dishonest people..I wonder how these people sleep at night with all the pain they've caused. my problem is I trust alot, i think everybody is like me , so I find it hard to believe someone would just come online advertise fake things to scam someone. one almost scammed me recently if not for God and the threat I issued to him. OP may God see you through..

why this wan dey happy like. say he win world cup?