₦airaland Forum

shogsman:
Is lion king a movie or an album.

someone should answer this question please..I'm also confused

osazsky:
lie,check newnow,,,,I saw it on sky sports on gotv 3 days ago i am suprised it's just getting to nairaland,seun what is happening ? This ur nairaland don they slow for info o.i used to get quick info here back then but I dont know y nairaland is now like this,seun u have to resolve this serious issue

I swear..I remember when there's any argument about any news be it sport or politics amongst my friends..I'll be the first person they'll ask if the news is real or fake..and with how I visit nairaland then, I'll always know cos it's always on nairaland..in fact, then I considered any news that isn't on NL as fake..but now, it's a different story entirely.. I'll rather go to twitter to check..now, I'll even see news on T.V and won't see it on NL till after 3days..I don't come here for current news anymore..I just come her to read people's opinion on things.

even asides the high rise of insecurity, these services chiefs ought to have been changed. they've all past their retirement ages maybe except the air force guy

Davash222:
How these people catch feelings in the space of one or two weeks is what I don't understand..

Me that takes almost 2 years before I can manage to have feelings for any Nigerian girl.

Bros the thing taya me oh..na so that year wey we leave nysc camp, guys and gals been dey cry say dem dey leave each other. was like WTF!

the man in aso Villa won't allow it

lmao...retirement 3.0 loading

Reeb2244:
I blame the mods more for than. They should have edited it before moving it down to front-page. They only want traffic on boring news.

you're very right...when I saw the title I knew it was click baits cos tget has become thier modus operandi

NL behaving like an hungry blog site with click baits. IMO NL is too big for click baits, even if the title was Denis Suarez people will still open the thread.. there's actually no need for click baits

make we Sef mark register


present!!!

Firstorderwizard:
How can we have a nuclear war head when afonja skull miners are illegally mining and wasting peoples head . Infact the head is an endangered part of the body here

lmao mad man

na wa oh..Nigerians Sef..nairaland and other news outlets go get traffic for one week straight.. na these people news go full everywhere na so we go forget till buhari go finish four years

anything for the attention.. Twitter and lies

QuickStandard:

It's obvious op has not been to mile2 Badagry axis in Lagos.

That has to be the most deadliest road in the world anyways.

lmao!!! bro you no lie....

what is he doing in that very poor Greece? Nigeria is way better

the chicken has come home to roast

Omuneizzy6:
can a corper put on army uniform?

yes, they also have licence to AK 47

fighal:
Make sentiments nor kill you las las...
Your hatred for Messi won't stop his shine...
Saying Neymar and Suarez saved his ass is a very foolish statement. Why were they in the club in the first place? No be to support each other?
was Neymar or Suarez in the Argentina squad when they won the Olympics? were they there when Messi won the player of the tournament in a world cup competition? Una go just open mouth dey talk anyhow, as if the other players dey do am on their own... Ronaldo that had an abysmal season with Juventus nobody came for his head oo...
I'm very sure your daily prayer is for Argentina to have an awful tournament because Messi is on the team.. Abegi

what is your definition of abysmal?

wait..didn't you guys read what I read? what if all she said was true? o.p calling her a liar wasn't right.. haba a gal you claim you want to marry..what if truly all she said was true? well, I didn't read your previous thread so maybe I shouldn't meddle. but what if you're in her shoes and she called you a liar straight up.. you'ud be furious and might also block her too..been in that situation b4 , the money was there but pushing it to her was the problem. she was patient and it got to her later

evilive:
Maybe your phone is more Christian than you!

It often happened to me sometimes like that.
Network disappears each time I want to see pornography.
I remembered praying to God for better network,
With prayer and persistence
Network eventually came, but very slow.

I later ask God for uncommon common sense.
Common sense instructed me to change network.
Common sense later suggested good phone.
Since then, God no dey disturb my network again
Xvideos now open on its own once I touch my phone.

Their poster
Ask God for common sense and be determined.
Once you get uncommon common sense.
God will not disturb you again.


NONSENSE

wow you killed it!

Praktikals:
Ask your dad for his analogy and put it here for us to judge

my dad? speaks well of your upbringing.

Praktikals:
If you are a christian and do not understand that God and Jesus and Holy spirit are one And the same, you pastor no try.


Let me explain it like this. Lets Say your name is Gbajabiamila John Thomas and you travel to London. Because folks over there find it hard to pronounce Gbajabiamila, you answer John over there and Gbaja here at home.

this your analogy is so dumb..who did this to you?

sexiestharam:
I served years ago so I guess Jalingo Gembu Road might be better now. Lagos to Jalingo is over 18 hours. I can travel from lagos to Ghana three times the same time to get to Gembu from Lagos.

wow..never thought taraba was that far oh..heard it's close to Benue and Benue isn't that far from Lagos for me and never thought any state in Nigeria is so big that one will drive from one location or to the other in more than 5hrs without traffic or bad road

sexiestharam:
Yes. I served in Taraba. It is about 17 hours from lagos to Jalingo by road. Another 9 hours to Gembu. So it is about 26 hours from Lagos to Gembu by road.

wow...I'll have to confirm this

sexiestharam:
Taraba corpers, I wish you luck. May you not be posted to Gembu. It is 9 hours from Jalingo.

haba sister..9hours? that's more than Lagos to kogi na

thanks.. really helpful

ehmmy11:
Condom too tight Op you need the extra large (XL) condom I have always tot gold c!rcle was made for Chinese men try the many brands available.. Don't worry you are fine

lol..really? but it's the other way round for me oh..other brands like kiss et all seem too tight for me/don't enter completely but GC enters well.

who is she? see as I wasted my time reading thinking it was my Darling 'nancy isime' until I got to the picture part..aI big hissssss

Craigslists:
Lol

Hongmeng what??

Chinko shit!!
With a spying bot....zero security for pressers.

Phone wey person no fit use press, that one Na phone?? I go come leave my Canada App Store for this Huawei crap??

If it’s not Apple it can never be Apple

yahoo boy, hauwei doesn't have any business with Apple or banana...na only to press you sabi?

how does that make today democracy day? what have we even benefitted from this democracy asides maybe little freedom for speech?

swallow keh I dey chew my meat since day one..nothing wrong with it

kenzosky:
OP. First of all i must aveu that you made me laugh. Secondly, i don't like boys /men who plays around their friends girl friends or wives irrespective of whether your intentions are good or not. Such men are regarded by the society as not only a liar but also a pus#y.Thirdly, for the fact that women are the most crafty creatures on earth they see things we men don't see that's why sometimes i wonder if they have a third eye.You said you sometimes called to show them how much you even like them for your Nigg.s,.@OP, I must tell you the truth, these girls don't see you as a womaniser, rather, they see you as a TATAFO WITHOUT WIRE. Man up man..

nigga seriously play around? read up..I can't call a friends wife ....but gal friend? com'on there's no issue there. it's not like I call them always..and how do you mean by tatafo our conversation doesn't go beyond 'how are you' ...the third eye you're accosting to them should be to me...let me stop here

hello nairalanders, sorry for disturbing y'all with this not so important problem tho it's beginning to bother me.


seriously, i don't know what i've done to these gals but If their boyfriends cheats or leaves them, they'll say i Influenced him. they always think i'm a very bad guy/womainizer, i don't why and i don't even look it.


Ironically, I even preach to their bfs about how they shouldn't cheat/ leave their gal friends and try as much as possible to at least marry them. And I even try to become close friends with their babes and I call them to check up on them often to show how much i even like em for my niggas..where the distrust is coming from, I don't know...

now I'm not supposed to be bothered about this but it's happening for the fourth time now my guy just had an issue with his gal and she said the same about me..."I know that it was equity that gave you another girl and said you should leave me"

ladies have you ever felt this towards your bf's friend? any solution? or guys have you ever been in such situation before? cos I don't like people seeing me in a very bad light...thanks