₦airaland Forum

EVILFOREST:
Don't be surprised when you hear that MESSI dealt with both of them in the same BOXING RING....

the midget would be sent to early retirement by the G.O.A.T

ronaldo will just kill him for nothing...lol..but no be by body sha...#G.O.A.T!

nedekid:
Chai. Passed my limit 30 times ohh. Make I no soak garri
Sent though.

lol..you no go ever soak garri unless when e hungry you...AMEN!!

nedekid:
In a good mood and will want to buy 10people breakfast or data this morning. I asked for 500 naira to feed but if your notice I did not give my acct details cos I wanted to see anyone signify benevolence to me. Nobody except 1 fellow that asked told me to go find work. Lol.
While not encouraging begging we have all gone through rough times at a point in life and little coins makes a difference.
Any one that would he offered my 500, I intended giving 5k.
1 will rather break 10k into 1k each.
If you need kindly buzz me. I could send data or money transfer.
Thanks

I hope i'm not late sir..08101754845...Mtn, thanks or 0151922128 GTB whichever, I will be grateful



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my God! i just said i should try and gbam, alert!!!!the first time I'll be receiving money online from someone I don't even know...i may God bless you beyond your imagination...may people you know or don't surprise you in a very positive way! and please say Amen to this, I might not be overly religious but I have this feeling that God answers/ listens to my prayers. hope I'll be blessed enough to be able to replicate this to others.. thanks and God bless!!

HOLYDICK:
I will comment later. I am in the hospital my cousin brother swallowed a 16gb memory card and he is singing all songs in it..we just pray it doesn't reach video folder ���

lwkmd!!!!!!! wetin dey worry una for nairaland nau? you just made my night...thank you

failed society!!!

seyi has a serious relationship outside. I don't know what chemistry y'all as talking about. been 3weeks i last watched the show sha.

the G.O.A.T!!!!! any other one na counterfeit!!!!!

lol..she try sha

generationz:


My own na the headache the thing dey cause.

Especially after you eat like 100 naira own.

lol, seriously?? my own na jaw..e go just dey pain me even if I eat soft one...and it started few years back.

tigerclaws:


this is the people's president
not that lanky gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping monkey called presidiot mumuhamado mumuharii

very useless classless criminal terrorist old hag kunu guzzling bastard terrorist with shrink dick
all he knows is eat, sleep, terrorize, sip burukutu, repeat
very shameless criminal

thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah Amin
thunder scatter buhari Insha'Allah Amin
thunder scatter aisha masha Allah Amin


if my post got you angry just drink sniper and die

kiss the truth

guy na wa oh..just one person, haba

BlackfireX:
Host ko , parasite ni.





Oga Nigeria can't even host world cup for dwarfs from ghana

lwkmd!!!!!! ,,, guy!!!!

4gunners:
That's the worst thing that can happen when you travel by train in Nigeria. I was lucky as the trained derailed not too far from there station. Many are not always lucky on several occasions. Imagine, a train derail somewhere in the bush and passenger have to stay there for days especially those without cash on them. This country is a joke, I swear.

lol...you're very right. i was very lucky, ours derailed at their minna station. saying what got spoilt has been ordered for Kaduna and would be in minna in 90mins. that was how we stayed in minna from 1am to 7am, the stuff was still yet to arrive. I just packed my bad and left to the nearest park in minna angrily and boarded a bus to Kano.. I regretted being a Nigerian that day.. if we couldn't get simple stuffs as that right and I wonder when the country will get better. I felt pity for those that remained there cos I called back 5pm that same day and they said the stuff from kd was still yet to arrive. what annoyed me was that they knew the train was faulty since we left Lagos. we left Lagos 3pm and arrived Ibadan 1am( almost 10hrs). where it was partially fixed. we left I.b and arrived illorin 10am..it continued troubling us till we got to minna station.

Mehn, anybody that wants to have a feel of rain experience shouldn't try it in Nigeria.. if you're too broke to afford road transport kindly pay for attachment and stand rather than following train.

4gunners:
I ad the same experience, the first and the only time I traveled on train from Osogbo to Kano. The trains are not maintained- very untidy; ticket racketeering is the norm, in fact the whole system is an eye sore. The height of it all is the over crowding of the coaches. Why can't government modernise NRC?

Few days ago, I decided to try water transportation in Lagos. I moved from Ajah side to Ikorodu. But to my surprise despite the whole media noise, the standard is still very low. The ferry seems like the one used 100yrs ago. The system is far from average. "This country go better" has now become a trite saying.

you're very right, it's way too overcrowded.. no passage whatsoever in the train..people are just packed up like sardines...


ferry keh? I'm not sure that i'll try that soon, with the poor maintenance culture in the country where they'll know something is bad but will still use it until it's totally damaged before they repair.. make the ferry no go stop for centre of water like the way the useless train stopped for minna with no hope to be be fixed.

DahOriginal:
8 people confirmed dead with few others injured about 20 phones found including 3 laptops all effort to rescue d remaining not found is still in progress

wow.. with the number of casualty I'm seeing..how many people were on that bridge?

my alma mater...R.I.P to the dead..although I heard the death toll was more than that with some others missing. I always complained about that bridge to a friend whenever I passed there with her..it's just so unfortunate

hmmmm..almost same scenario as mine. but the other way round. we broke up last year, due to tribal and religion difference (of which I know it's a lie) cos a week or two later I heard she was dating one yahoo guy like that...I was vexed and motivated to hustle harder..no be say i too broke sha..I dey try for the gal, i dey buy join money buy her fone when she needs one + also send her small change every month end tho I was a student then.


now to your matter, she calls me occasionally and we talk for hours, I have never called her cos from the way she talks I feel she still has soft spots for me even tho she doesn't fail to flaunt her she and her current bf love each other and he bought her iPhone 8+ and some other goodies even when I've never asked her about their r/ship. last time she called we talked for long with her saying she couldn't believe I could live without her and all sort of rubbish. I decided to play along telling her I've missed her and how I'm hustling to make money so as to come get her..she the way she was blushing on fone, I immediately felt pity for the bf. she also disturbs that she wants to see me..that since we broke up we haven't met...i said it's not neccesary..her priority should be her new bf. I asked her if her bf knows she still calls me, she said yes, cos she assured him nothing will happen between us cos she can't leave him, that she loves him(identical to your gf, right).

now, I don't plan on getting back with her cos I tried to put my self in her bf's shoe and I know that wouldn't be nice. even though I know I still stand a chance to see her panties again but it's not just right to me. and yeah , I was her first.

now back to you...tell her you aren't comfortable with her contacting the ex always, it isn't hygienic. cos my mum was once said cos goat be your friend no mean say e no go chop your am...say NO to male besties/ very close friends, ex's that don't wanna remember they are exs and finally trust no gal.. i'm speaking from experience.. have a nice day

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and I forgot...make more money, these things won't disturb you.

see countries abeg...see buses charging on-the-go.


I have always believed in this country, I always taught it would be great..but I never believed the words "Nigeria will never get better" would ever come out from my mouth..but it did just last Friday. I realized Nigeria can NEVER get better, we should face reality and stop sugar coating what's not. having faith is different, working towards making that faith come to pass is another thing.

if I tell you what I passed through last Friday cos I wanted to have a rail experience to Kano, you'll cry for me.

BanevsJoker:
DMX right? Exit Wounds or Romeo Must Die?

I'm looking for this romeo must die movie... searched YouTube and all but didn't see it.. do you have any link?

comments on this thread are really the sad reality of life in this country.. it is truly not easy living in this country.. did my own registration since may 2014 hitherto, I'm yet just get the plastic I.D just the paper that is almost fading out and being rejected by first bank when I wanted to open an account with them sometime around 2015/2016.

oboi..see views for this thread...wetin happen?

helinues:
Firstly I am not watching any video cos the story is half cooked.

Has he collected his money from Chinese man after the juju had worked or this is just a ranting?

So he has or knows about juju yet Chinese man ripped him off?

In Chinese man's voice : Black no sensia

lol..@ the the last sentence.. which Chinese factory you work? cos they say it every time there..you just made me remember when I used to work with them in one nylon company..chai man don suffer

uthlaw:
selling of house again turn to the real goat...every one with Choice of goat but our GOAT doesn't wait for head to score or penalty but he dribble passes assist create chances and still compete goals with does who wait for tap in!

eehya... , but

Ubong005:
Watch out for Real Madrid when the 'show' begins proper! Forget about their pre-season performance. As a matter of fact, as a fan, I'm worried that Man U is winning all its pre-season matches.

lmao ! surprisingly me too oh

I am a die hard fan of Ronaldo but if greatest in this context is about talent/ output in the field of play. then my list are as follows;

1. de Lima (el phenomenon)
2. messi
2. ronaldinho
4. ronaldo. (cr7)
5. zidane , figo
6. others.

cr7 would have topped messi he if continued how he played at man utd.

just my opinion. no need to get worked up.

WeRblessed:
I understand bro, and I dont mean it in a bad way. What I was implying is that we Nigerians just have to be careful the way we copy everything from the western countries. Oprah has no meaning. As a full blood Igbo as she is, Igbos will not name their children anyhow name, because people's names are their guide in life. You will never see any igbo parents naming their children a meaningless names. Oprah Winfrey said she regreated no changing her name, because it has no meaning, but when she started working as a TV broadcaster they liked how her name sounded and she kept it because its unique. So many people are in a mess today because of their names. A lot have died untimely because of the name they adopted from the magazines or TV without knowing the meaning. But, you are right bro. I just wish people will tread with caution. Knowing the Igbos, the most blessed and ingenious people on the planet, don't just bear anyhow names.

lol, you're right bro, that was how some years ago, my mum's young(not married) niece named her daughter one English name like that, when they came visiting, mum asked for the name of the baby, when they told mum, she could barely pronounce it correctly..she was like, what kinda name is this? and the niece replied, it's an English/Spanish name..mum asked what it means na so the girl quiet oh...mom was like , how can you name your daughter a name that doesn't have meaning. she was just quiet.. it was later I realised she named the daughter after a cast in one soap opera like that , that year.

WeRblessed:
Kim Oprah?

There is only one Oprah in the world, and that is Oprah Winfrey.

Her parents named her Opah, but the nurse at the hospital where she was born misspelled it to Oprah instead of Opah. Even in America, no one but Oprah Winfrey is bearing the name. Now we are copying. Nigeria and anything from west is better mentality.

guy, calm down..the Oprah could be a shortened form for okpara..her real names could be Kimberly okpara since she's Igbo.

G.O.A.T!!! no wonder Madrid's stadium was almost Empty when he Left.. they buy tickets just to watch him. surely, more than just a footballer...my G.O.A.T!!

effacofresh:
For me I think tasha played smart because.. If she had told him the characteristics of a winner, indirectly she will be linking up her stategy. Ebuka should have been able to specify. Becos the characristics of a bbn winner doesn't mean u have to be intelligent or humble, just play ur cards well. That was a tactical question from abuka and I think tacha got it all right.. That's my observation.

guy!!!! haba!!??

and this merger brought ontold hardship to us. to think I supported you in 2015 is the singular biggest mistake of my life. but Glory be to God, my head reseted few months into your "rule". now I can confidently beat my chest that I wasn't among the who voted for you in 2019. lol, but this hardship bad oh, my very good friend that campaigned rigorously for you in 2015, especially in 2019 so much that he could kill for you hates you now like anything.. I was so shocked when I saw him criticize you on his whatsapp status that I had to ask if he was hacked or his fone was stolen. cos that guy was a perfect definition of a blind follower.

from unn vs U.I to Chelsea vs barca? na wa

why are they fighting? to show you how some nairalanders mumu reach. dem go soon start tribal war. just watch and see