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Stupedinluv:
Yes you look pretty without make up. Natural girls deserve the best men not these broke dumbskulls we have here on nairaland.

ooohhh... I see....na u be Funmi Alakija first daughter, Abi na u be Oprah Winfrey ...
A typical case of the pot calling the kettle black...
broke ass fishbrain....
sorry, no offense...

When your Dad unleashes the wrath of the titans kind of FART while the family is watching a Mr Bean movie
Now that's what you'd call suffering and smiling




Lalasticlala, what caption would u give this ....

vizkiz:
[b] I don't need to be a lady before using my IQ to judge those "lists" you have up there.

A girl using am expensive phone is broke? Do you know what she does for a living

They spend too much on make ups so they are broke? Seems the kindda make ups you use are the 700naira own. So when you see a girl spending 70k on make up you think she is broke?

Going to expensive restaurants in groups? I have never ever visited a restaurant alone. It is either i am on a date or with friends because I hate sitting alone in a public place. So does that makes me broke

They use fake leg chains. Well you are somehow right here but do you know aunty linda ikeji bought some fake handbags few weeks ago? Is she broke

They worship their boyfriend. You have to be shallow in thoughts to think that way. Because a girl "adores" her man doesn't make her broke. Some people cherish what they have because you don't know what they have been through in the past

They are always on nairaland. Now this is stuppid... Do you know how many millionaires are on nairaland Do you know how much people make here daily apart from the founder (seun) not everybody comes here to display stupidity like you frequently do


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I'd rather watch ur comments on Nairaland if they were videos than watch a rematch of pacquaio vs mayweather .....
Ur craze deserves an award bro.....


By the way , Don't bother bashing me, I already bashed myself.....

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

If I were to be an award, I go just carry myself give u....
This is so bravo especially as it is coming from a lady...

Bisiebae:
Who force you to read it? its all about Nigerians. Naira-land, duh!

sisterly... how far naaw..

tohpahz:
U went on for two hrs. See lie

tohphaz, where v u been all this while, ur face scarce for land ooo... worrapun...

I m not sure I even remember this sitcom clearly...
maybe mildly...
But m sure of one thing...
Na NTA dey show dis one....

torqque7:
Lol..bros na long story o,first I started by making her feel she wasn't as cute as her sister,na from there things begin package o..babe wanted to prove hotter than rihanna cos she resemble rehanna well. Finally babe dumb my guy days after he caught us red handed,babe come begin wan the yarn me love o, plenty talk about 'who cares what people think,are you scared of ur friend?its you and me against the world',just imagine o lol..well didn't take her seriously and i started running cos that kind babe go still dump me for guy way get game pass me.

BTW I am not the kinda guy that fvcks his guys gf o,in fact once I know say my guy the fvck any girl,e go d irritate me to wan do anything with her,this one just happened cos the guy get track record of fvcking him guys babes and he tried it twice with me,I let the first time slide but after he did second time I just had to show him that no only am de hot.

brozzzzziehhh....
Na u ooooo,
I dey willing to learn if u fit teach ur boy oooo....
#BeingAbadassbitchFucker...

torqque7:
Rarely but it still happens. When I was in school I told my roommate I liked a girl and was planning on asking her out, only for the dude to go after her that same morning to ask her out which she told me when she and I started dating and she warned me to be careful cos the guy didn't av my interest at heart lol.

Well some months latter he bumped into the room and found his girlfriend on me ..that was my revenge on him for snitching and trying to steal my girlfriend..

The only difference is that guys laugh at crazy beef over a bottle of beer,settle and move on with their friendship while girls beef forever lol

Bro, how did u cajole ur friends gurlfwend....
u be badass nigga oooo
Chai....

omohayek:
What are all those criticizing Fashola expecting? Do you really imagine that contractual and infrastructural problems of long-standing can be magically resolved by any minister in the space of a few months, especially when the minister doesn't even yet have an augmented budget to work with?

Anybody who expects Nigeria's power situation to drastically improve overnight is living in a dream world. Suppliers are still not free to set their tariffs at true market rates, pipeline vandalism is ongoing and will likely be worsened by Buhari's policies, and there is nothing Fashola can legally do to force the courts to hurry up and decide contractual disputes between fuel suppliers, the discos, the gencos and PHCN. The problem with power in Nigeria has nothing to do with engineering and everything to do with economics/politics.

broh don't mind dem jare
we youths are never really patient...
can u imagine dem saying dey missed GEJ like there was 24 hrs light during his time as d President...

Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join

I saw u in school today...
I no knw if na u ooo but the face looks familiar...

fastest growing league my ass

vizkiz:
ermmm...is this funny

Abeg make we talk better thing Jawe. So what can I eat for lunch? Bread and beans or yam and garden eggs. Please advice

why not try poison...
u go bellefull walahi..

[b] Situation of things in this country can push one into doing what you won't ordinarily think if doing on a good day,
Statistics reaching us from www.najoke.com specifies that
1. 50% of those who registered for the police recruitment have actually one or two times in their life hurl insults at the police and its institution
2. 25% of those in category number 1 above have placed heavy heavy curses on the law holding profession
3. 11% of those in all categories 1&2 have once or twice said they won't even pray for their enemy to join the force
4. 5% of people in all categories 1, 2&3 above are nairalanders
5. 3% of registerers who also fall into categories 1,2,3&4 above have one or twice vowed not to ever have anything to do with a police man talk more working as one
6. 1% of people who fall under all above listed categories have uttered the phrase ' May thunder fire the Nigerian police "


if u fortunately or unfortunately fall under all categories 1-6 ... Chai, the thunder wey go fire u still dey warm up for sambisa forest





good day everybody
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no be only head ... na ball go roll,, yeye people

Ifedoyinmola:
#saynotorobberyinfunaab
#saynotorobberyinfunaab
#saynotorobberyinfunaab
#saynotorobberyinfunaab
#saynotorobberyinfunaab... We need help o,pls pray for
us,robbery here is becoming unbearable,we sleep with our
eyes opened,they are heavily harmed(guns,axe,cutlass),they operate any time of the day,they beat up pple,rape girls,take away all our
valuables,going out to charge when we have no light is now
a crime cos they will just come and pack all the gadget,they go from hostel to hostel virtually everyday and funniest part,na after the operation police go dey do their nonsense parade,con dey ask stupid question.
God save and heal our land FUNAAB. Pray for us pls!!!

U mean dey rape female students too....

miracle worker...

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