₦airaland Forum

LaurelP:
U really need to grow up

I will....
After u..

Beckybeky:
Why are girls so stupid?
So a woman can't have a choice again
A thread was opened on face or killer curves and all d guys made their choices without complain. Why can't a woman do same? 30 kor 41 ni.. Mtcheeeew

Fixed...

krall:
I was banned

Banned
For how many years ?

Tallesty1:
In as much as I do not subscribe to the OP's idea and generalization. I will want you to know that the world would be ok without women. Adam accomplished all the missions that God gave him before the creation of Eve. Everywhere was cool and peaceful, he never complained but then God made Eve and look at where it has brought?

U knw..
We still be living in paradise if God had created a man like Adam..

That way, the world will be free of many sin..
In such a way that sins like fornication, adultery etc will be a non-existent word.

krall:
Fake n silly

Broz..
Na ur face writing be this ?
Where v u bin since all diz days.

tomiobj:
Weytin concern me with t-fare. #trekking 4 lyf

Amen...

Exclusively for u..

Stingy man..

mizzkeji44:
A gentleman always pay for a lady transport fare.

Jeez.


U deserve a knock...



On ur head...

meelorlah:
Keep the stories coming... I want to read More

**see her mawth like u want to read more**

Share ur own joor

tosyne2much:
omo d tin dey fall guys hand oooo

No be small tin mehn..

Pls...
What is romantic abt dis

Hmmm.
Dat fornication part tho...

Fulaman198:
Yes Power to women, I belong underneath the soles of your feet.

Fixed.

M unable to comprehend this...

Is it that she gets paid by the guy for being his friend
Or
What...

As in.. I jst don't understand, why will a lady want to continue being friend with a guy even as the guy is showing signs of no concern.

Brozz....

Upon all this packaging wey u get..
She no still free for u..


M sure u didn't tell her abt the 2 bedroom flat.
Or
Maybe ur bike no be YAMAHA...

Chicken like u..
U dey mess..

Mtchheeeew
Good for u...

Where d 3k wey he give u ?

Mznaett:
Oh my...c d way my mouth open dey luk girl bwest.. d tin go swt die ah swear

U r playing with 14 years in kirikiri

LieDetector:
seun please move this to front page.

Seriously..
R u kidding..

This poo deserves being in the trash bin..

Gelco:
Seems like me.

Me too..

#clapping..
Bravo!!!
This us Fantastic...!!!


Personally.. I think u shld add 97 more points to make it 100...





Bottom line...
commitment is not even in our dictionary any longer..

My advice::

Ladies...
Why not try JUJU..

Thank God I didn't read the tin finish...

Crap..

Elantracey:
who is going to wait for a ] man to buy her a car ?




certainly not me.

Owk..
Owkay...

I will make it 2...

One trailer..
And.
One caterpillar..

So...
R u gonna wait now..?

Jessyj616:
Peeps dont BASH me my name is not bashiru e ma ba mi FA emi on se fatai

Alakori...

Ur missing rib...


Seriously..

I'd suggest u go to d abattoir...
I'll surely find it there..



Eeh

Dnt bother thanking me...
What r frnds for..

Lordabas:



when your whole body goes boooom!!
You can't stop thinking of them.
You are happy all the time.
You feel like they are with you when they arent.
You melt in their arms.

The phone rings & u pray its them

Ahhh
Broz...
Boom bii ti bawo

U scared me ..

Okay...hmmmm
This is the logic..


Women r more happier while they r married..

And

Men r more happier while they r single....

IfyAwazie:
Yes. If u marry ur soulmate.

No be only soulmate...
Na Dallas u for talk....

Hair cream my @$$

Fine boi...

Yes naaw..
I once dated onila

MrCork:
..Why do Homebase guys walk like penguins & serrrriosly...... How do they expect females to take them serious?

. . .Mature contribution please!

Mrcork..
Super glue don pour enta ur brain abi...

Bros...
If u value ur life..
U betta no go meet her for skool...


And talking about protecting her..
Che u get gun nii