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E be like say party dey chele for hia oo..
Guys..
Watzapp..
Wots d dig..

Kinkybraids: how old are you if I may ask?

Im sorry to say but you have been friendzoned. She doesnt find you intimidating or a threat coz its like you are one of the girls so you need to change your strategy.

Dont tell her you like her (Since many guys do this often and she rejects them)

Ask her out at night... Ask her if she would like to go to this new spot you discovered, they serve nice food. Tell her it will be your treat. Tell her the dress code...like somewhere she has to look nice for. Fetch her n go to the place n Tell her that she looks different today... But dont say how but stare at her longer than ussual.

You must look different too. Look clean and manly if possible lol. Grow a clean shaped beared and sideburns...I swear she will look at u differently.

On the outing just have fun ...dont tell her you love her ect. Make sure to end of the evening by asking if its okay to hug her good night. A hug is harmless girls will ussually agree. While hugging her hold her firmly as if its the last hug to your death lol...dont squeeze her to death. Make sure she is relaxed and prolong the hug so she is left to notice how good it feels to be in a mans arms (assuming since she is a witness she doesnt do this sorta thing). Do not get an erection lol...the key is to plant a seed.

Mehn...
M moved by ur level of maturity and intelligency..
U bin a female and u had urself studying and observing antics of men that will work successfully on ladies..
M sure u v gat more antics up ur sleeves...
U r mawthed

LadyCaty: Even if I do it wouldn't mk mi behave anyhw..bt I must tel u I dnt since u wana knw.

U knw men r moved by wot they see..
So we go gaga wen we see a big ukwu..
Its our nature..

LadyCaty: Wats dz stuff abt some guys luvin front and back dt dey kn act anyhw just †̥ ve it.

Hmmm..
Tell me u don't luv a big, fat dicck.

pxjosh: Ok I will give this a try. I've just been scared our friendship may be marred. we are actually close, we sometimes read together, play together and discuss. she had told me of guys ( including my classmates) who had told her they liked her but she turned them down cos she had nothing for them. that's why I've been scared.

Funny enough , she might be telling u all this because she's secretly crushing on u too..
It may even be one of those greenlights..
Bro..
No dull urself ooo

Andyblaze re-incarnated...
Now u r starting to make sense..

LyfeJennings: Not just crush. I even dated a woman 14years older dan me.

Oh lawd...
Like seriously ?
14 years older than u..
How is that possible ?
Abi na sugar mummy ?

pxjosh: bro she's a die hard witness and she's senior to me by a year!

Who says witnesses don't have boyfriends..
Re-strategize and inspire to re-aspire...
And victory shall be urs...

OkikiOluwa1: Were ni gbogbo yin ni?
This is the male version of the yeye thread of 20 Commandments Every Woman Must Know.
Last Bullet
Nice info full the thread sha.

What is this one saying.
Bros, are you from ajegunle

Begonia: Op; stop trying to force us to settle for less!!!.. lol

The same old story.. you're right anyway. Money shouldn't be the foundation of a relationship but it's importance cannot be denied.
Also, there's no way you can be happy on a bicycle when you're living in poverty so yes, I'l rather cry in a jeep.

Anytime u feel like crying in a jeep,
U can use my dad's own
And I will be dere to comfort u.
With d doors closed and
d a.c blasting On.
And a nice music like sensual healing - by Marvin Gaye playing underneath..
Trust me. M a very good comforter

Has aanyone thought about
Elementary science ?

oyatmicah: dats one reason y i can watch tomb raider over nd over again without getin bored nd dat original sin i wish i was antonio bandaras in dat movie as in....

Lolz...
I thought I was the only one who Eva wished for such..
So, v gat competitors.

donsalvy: I don't share crushes.

Like u can really have her at all.. ?

barackodam:



That shows the kinda thinking you've gat.


Best Friend.......what abt this now? ??

donsalvy: Yes, Angelina Jolie.

Mehn..
Dat woman is every guy's crush.
She's damn sexy..
hawt.

barackodam: My BF's Elder sis, still crushing though

Bros, which kind english be dis naa...
U be hermaphrodite..
Ur boyfriend elder sis

Kinkybraids: I never thought I could have a thing for a younger guy ....He was 21 and me 25.

He would try flirt and I would always dismiss him since I found him immature. We became friends and would hang out together... The only thing that appealled to me at first was his level of intelligence... It was impressive.

Long story short... One fateful night one thing led to another and I was shocked and from that day my perception of him changed...I started taking him seriously.

Cum and tell us the one thing that led to anoda oo..

CyberWolf: yea..my friend's mum...devil na bastard

Chisos....
And u go dey fantasize how u go take gansh her..
Devil na real bastard
And u be one bad Buoy oooo..

oyatmicah: u no fit know book back den o

Says who
Na me dey always carry first for my class den naa..

oyatmicah: wen i was in sec sch i once had a crush on my teacher, even now my crush is my female lecturer bt she just got married last month aw i wish..............

How u wish she was getting married to u abi ?
u wan marry ur lecturer.?
Abi u jst wan knack her akpako..

Tallesty1: Yea............ Yea.................




I crushed on a REV SISTER when I was in ss1

Mehn...
U bad ooo..
Reverend sister..

kudoxs: I tot I loved my teacher when I was in pri sch, didn't know what crush is bck den, always wanting to go to school cus of her, dias dis perfume she uses bck den dt makes me think this is heaven. Wonder where she is now.

Lolz...
N ur mum go dey tink say her son like to dey go skool to learn..

Ladies..
Do not obey that number 6.. It is jst a fallacy.
Guys...
We need a counter-thread...
BEfore dis o.p spoil our show for us..

Definitely yes..
Ova and ova again,
And it depends on her personality too.

Some years ago, in my late-teens, I had a crush on one particular lady who was like 4 or 5 years older than I am and she happens to be our neighbour back then.
I always admire her whenever I set sights on her, coz she's gat diz rokiatu - like shape ( deadly curves like onila usually call it) her walk steppings na die, and she kon get one sexy evil smile dat can drive any man crazy.
Mehn, this babe fine oo, but my liver dey fail me, I was afraid to even let her know I had a crush on her because of the age difference.
Thank God, it was a face-me-i-shoot-u house then, so we(tenants) share jst two bathrooms partitioned by a wall................ mehn, I did some crazy things then(pls, don't ask me what they were)
Now, ova to u guys, have u Eva had a crush on sumone way older than u.?
And to the ladies, have u Eva had a crush on sumone younger than you ?

Bimpe29:
Then you are not passionate about the relationship. Why can't you fight and send him away, and have your babe?

Sowie bae.
U had a sister called bukky..?.

cheryl1: Lol pele..

R u from d Yoruba tribe ?

cheryl1: Well dat is gud thing cos u and i will not be alive by den

Yep..
But I wish I was born to that era
Jst to c how things will turn out..

cheryl1: Dats why i kant ask a guy out

according to d bible..
It will still happen,
But, unfortunately, it may not be rampant in this generation as the bible as said..
Maybe 2-3 generations to come..

marieolae: Hmm maybe she was nt staring at u because she liked u.

Bae..
O.m.g..
How did u rack up doz likes on ur profile pics...

She was stearing...
Hope she didn't brake ur arms when she pushed u away..