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jennylove7575: I like ur type..if I marry ur type..you go clean my house, wash my car, wash my dishes, cook, wash and iron my cloths and underwears plus lick my yansh. Then in reward, I go dey shower you with money, buy u all the latest designer clothing, buy u fine rides and spiritually bottle ur penniss u no go fit comb another woman eden except mine...is that wat you want?

Lolz....

jennylove7575: wetin u dey see? This has nothing to do with stingyness. Is it not the duty of a man to look after his woman?. Man and woman matter is like right hands and left hands..if both hands wash each other e go clean. A man get total maximum respect from a woman wen he sabi look after her. Everything falls into place.

In your own opinion...
But.. i'd prefer a woman like the o.p to u anytime anyday Cos she sees nothing wrong in spending for her man.

In my own opinion..
I will summon a family meeting on her, my lawyer who will be coming along with a divorce letter signed by me but waiting for her signature, her parent/sibling, friends and family..

The topic of the meeting will be a direct question to my wife ..
'Why did u want me dead' ?
The outcome of the meeting will decide how quick the divorce will take effect, Though i'd prefer she go with her parent cha..

Hmm....
Sighs

jennylove7575: Its not wrong to gift money on a guy once in a while..what is wrong is shouldering the total responsibilities of a guy, when it is suppose to be the other way round.. The end result is always bitter because trying to change the course of nature by enforcing role reversal by our action can breed unhealthy consequences..it attracts negativities and greater disadvantages on the relationship.

sister...
Na relationship dem call am..
No be business venture ...
U ladies shld stop being stingy for goodness sake...
Even if he's already ur husband, it doesn't kill to spend moderately on ur man.


O.p, i wish there are more ladies wit your own type of mentality on the topic

marieolae, thumbs up for dat comment, hope u pratice wot u preach cha ?

iamord: Lol!! Blackmail

Lolz...
Busted...

tosyne2much: hahahahahaha egbon na you draw my attention to this oooo... Make we ban am ?

Damn it..
U read my mind..
He deserves d award..
12 month ban.

tosyne2much: 2. Blocking Other People's Views

You have all been there. You are in a church, or a lecture theatre and some short people behind you are finding it difficult to see due to your height.. It really feels like intimidating these people.. Sometimes, when the are being frustrated, you hear some of them hissing at you

This is why i hate sitting behind 'sule' who happens to be the tallest guy in d class.
I could remember when a dude shouted frm the back of the class while sule was sitting in his usual front seating.
'sule, remove ur head joor... ur head is blocking me'..

Mehn..
Primary skool dayz

R they eva gonna change...
Jst give dem small time now,
U go c another kind of their thread..
Low-self esteemed dudes.







@ tosyne2much.
I tink dat guy Above ^^^ is practicing woman wrappering ooo..
Abeg help me preach to him.

Oh my gosh...
Imagine d qwestion He's asking.
A bullet to d head of whoever answers dat qweshun..
Mods...
Push dis topic to d back..
Dis guy must be kidding me.

slimjones: thats what I'm trying to get over too.

Broz..
I suggest u have a lenghty date with a first and see how d tin goes ...
But remember they say love conquers it all..
Work more on ways to make urself fall in love with her...

What i still dont get about this virginity issue is
Does marrying guarantees a happy home ?
Or does being a virgin denotes being a saint ?
Plz, can someone xplain this to me.?
Coz i still Couldn't phantom why dis ishvis being overhyped..

Noooooo.
a long NOoooooooooo ...
A capital "NO"...
not in diz life ,
Or d next,
Or d one after the next,
Or the next after the next next,
Or the next after the next next next...

I think i gat a billion reasons to be happy 'bout be born a MALE...

Some ladies r jst very good in putting guyz in d friendzone...
Like Seriously...
And the bad news is that they r also here on this site reading this tricks u guyz wanna play on them...
Jeez..
Its neva gonna work anyway..

Seun: This is very dumb because people won't update their profile pics to avoid losing their likes.

Talking about profile updating..
Broz...
Dat ur profile pics is older than my grandma...
Everytin is changing, and everybody is updating..
Update ur pics ..broh..

rkarang: Many Thanks but I dunno this username, sir?

Frm 0ne of ur previous post where u said u sat for anoda jamb afta havin an n.d cert, how did u go by it...
Coz i learnt that matriculated students r not eligible to resit for jamb...
So, plz how did u do it...
I wont mind if u can p.m me plz...

peluscoten: when are we resuming?





PRE DEGREE Resumption date: 13 October 2014
FUNAAB FRESHERS: 17 November 2014
FUNAAB RETURNING STUDENTS: 8 December 2014

peluscoten: it was posted at mawuko noTiCe board

@ phemmyjohnson.
Pls how true is dis..

Fake eye lashes..
Fake eye brow..
Fake nails...
Fake eyelids..
Fake beauty...
Fake bossoms
Fake butt...
Mehn..
I jst hate fake people..

rozzay: Lolz anyway I like ur profile pics kinda funny

Tankz dearie...

MrCork: ...ok...brother, no oofense to yor picture profile but u wear bow tie.....in 2014... And then u say women do not hav the right to be beauriful?.......r u on school holiday?

mrcork...
U will surely know how to cook CONCOCTIONs...
Adding locust beans and bitter leaf to to sharwarma....

This still doesnt change the fact that...
It sucks to be hug-lee...

rozzay: Lolz don't worry ill soon dump u 2

Lolz...
u knw say na super glue i take glue u to myself nii...
I am undumpable....

krislamberteze: my girl friend of 4months dumped me for a banker....saying is change whst do I do..wm currently an open undergraduate. .please I need advises

rozzay: Quite unfortunate, but I'd say its not a big deal cos u won't be d first i will dump neida will u be d last to be dumped, i dump people daily so get ova it ok

guyz... r u seeing wot m seeing ...
Rozay...
I shake yansh for u ooo

Mehn...
Ladies wont know how much it hurts to get kicked on d ball...
Asss in...
Its equal to homicide...


Likewise guyz wont know how xcruciating d pain is to pass out a 2kg weighted baby dat measures up to at least 20 inches in lenght and 20 inches in width through a small opening of a key hole..
Not even knowing if they will survive the process or not..
Omo..
Make i no lie u..
Power pas power
Pain pass pain..
Child-bearing is more than pain ooo...
Its a curse pronounced by GOD Himself in his xtreme anger with mother eve...
My opinion..

I dnt knw if m d only who rarely visit lindaikeji's blog

derespect: I tire for myself... So na only me and Rihanna dey share birthdate. #teamFebruary20#

20th toh bad...
We dey hia...
Anymore 20th...?
Signify by raising up ur hands

snadguy007: There is nothing bad in giving a girl some cash if i can afford the amount she's asking for without making myself uncomfortable..... and I'll draw the line when i see that the rate at which she is asking is becoming unbearable.

On point...
Seconded..

In my own opinion.. not every lady has a maga..
Not that they dony wish to have,
But
Nigerian guyz r getting wiser everyday..

MisterLongman: 1. Menstruation (I hate the sight and smell of the used pads and its during this period you see them bathing like 5 times in a day)................. 2. Pregnancy (the vomits irritates me) and there is this belief that the urine of a pregnant woman smell pass anything................ Infact I don't like being in the same environment with a pregnant woman....

Lolz...
What if ur wife becomes pregnant...
U wont have any choice then naa...