₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
are you minding that nincompoop claiming to be a clean niqqa ?

TrollMan:
We possibly can relate because unlike you, I'm not clumsy. You can't except everyone to be clumsy/dirty as you are. And it so much surprises me that you generalize at ease. Well some dudes here are actually way different. I think this should do. GooD.

Tallesty1:
Allow him to change the oil and lubricate all the lubricateable. It might rust before you meet the main man.

TrollMan:
There isn't any PRIDE in being dirty/clumsy. You can't get any achievement for that. Go clean your room okay?.. Stay healthy.

TrollMan:
Meditate and look deep into yourself. I'm sure that's a pig-like creature somewhere in there. Get rid of it.

fittoux:
Niggas exposing the height of their stupidity just because they wanna make fp or be ftc.......

starlingleanets:
Lets get this straight "A lady wanna visit the OP so the OP tidy up to avoid mess all over the place".So OP have been messy all this while and the question go thus "Are all guys messy?"

MrsBreezy:
Hahah no thats my best friend

MrsBreezy:
Awh haha thats so nice thank you.

MrsBreezy:
Hmmm tis a mixture of some

Ipledge:
you wake him/her up for nice s*x,since you cant sleep,he/she doesnot deserve sleep

mean while salah ram be like

adeowo84:
lol...u be clown man...but dem say me too dey snore o

rokiatu:
the wanted girls.

rokiatu:
the wanted girls.

cheryl1: How do I start this?

Naijaboiy,i want you to know that every single word written here is from the bottom of my heart.

I joined NL just because I wanted to gain access to information and read funny comments. Everything was going normal until I stumbled upon your posts in one of the threads in education section. I don't know how it happened but I found myself getting attracted to you already,I clicked on your profile,and went straight to have a look at your posts. I saw the way you handled matters intelligently,even when people try to provoke you into insulting them and start an e-fight,you turned it around and made them be your friends instead.

Although there were some instances where you derailed and maybe go off point,but my admiration for you couldn't let me see those flaws. I was crushing on you already. Checking your picture caused the whole damage because I was wowed by what I saw and it was very clear I had fallen for you already,even when you did not know anything about me.

Naijaboiy,nairaland's finest. The guy i've seen with the highest amount of likes on his profile after se.un. I've been approached by lots of guys but none swept me off like you did.You are the one that I want to be with. You put a smile on my face even when I just think about you.

Everything about you fascinates me. Your nice hairline which I am a sucker for,your cute dimples which makes me melt and wet my panties,your lips which I dream about kissing everyday,your stature which is the perfect type i'm looking for in a guy. I want to be wrapped in your warm embrace for as long as ever.

Ok,lets leave the hype. I really want to be your girl. The queen of your heart. The one who'll comfort you in troubled times. There would never be a boring moment as long as you have me. No "K" conversations,No nagging,it will just be perfect between us.

Forget any other girl,they are just temporal and are playing games. I'm here to stay,permanently.

Please don't play hard to get,i know it's awkward for a lady to pour out her heart like this,but I can't help it.

Naijaboiy,please let me be the queen of your heart,your naijagirl.

dytbabe: Simples smths
Mali the 3
Shikena

goodsegs: well,my brother dated his wife for 12 years and are happily married today
if long courtship get boring,maybe marriage will be worse,

true45: *The only place you can tickle yourself, is on
the roof of your mouth. Go ahead. Try.

U too wan try am abii..

*There is a spider in 'Brazil', whose bites can
cause an erection that lasts for hours.

[b][/b] mehn.. I imagine the kind of headlines filling the news everyday if the spider were to be found in Nigeria.

onila: Naa, I will marry a rich, faithful husband