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Whilson: destante whats a friendzone ??

destante: Lol how do I explain?

It means treating a guy as a friend even after he's shown interest in d lady...

And pls what did u gurls mean when u said "he hasn't asked u out"..

Hmmm...
And dis goes out to all u wey dey jst view my thread without dropping ur comment...
Remember...
Diaris God oooo..
Diaris God..

Una no want make my ministry move forward abiii..
Ok..
God is watching u in 3D

MrsBreezy: Nah I'm the wife of Chris Brown. (Don't kill my vibe )

Lol no need to apologise.

Frosh....

See bweasts.....
Different types...
Water melon..
Melon water..
Pawpaw type..
Orange bweast..
Pineapple bweast...
Xpired ones....
Registered licenses...
Basic instincts..
And some sagged banana's type of bweast..
Nice one @lalasticlala

I have been falling so much in love with my sexuality with each passing day,for many reason and in many ways.
Starting from the kind of simple life most of we males live, the way we interact with each other (males), our down to earth attitude (No-forming), the way we dress so simple n still look handsome, the pure brotherhood love without enviness and jealousy, the way we struggle to be a reputable man for ourselves and our family, the way we make our women feel ontop of the world with various sexual skills to mention but a few..
Its just so cool being a Male.
And those are few of what i like about my sexuality.
Nairalanders. Over to u.
What did u love about your sexuality ?
What are the things that makes you proud of your genderlity...?

Lolz...
O.p r you kidding me..

@ Tosyne2much... r u seeing wot m seeing hia

MrsBreezy: Oh God

Ladiey..
Sowiey..
Pls,R u related to IAMBREEZY...

Chaleeee: You ladies will have a good thing going then you ruin it. He showed you to her parents, then sang for you at a party!!!!! For god's skake what else do you want His kidneys? Get a grip and reciprocate.

i think dis gal is d female version ot d biblical doubting thomas..

And diz is one of d many reasons why m proud being a male...
Sum ladies cha... s.m.h 4 ya..

MrCork: ...i successfully cook rice last week without burning the house...i feel proud!

Lolz...
Apart frm me , myself, & i, who else thinks this man is crazieyyy..

I think dis saying is right all along..
Men r moved by what they see while women r moved by what thet hear... especially LIES...

lexrichy: @ op you have just proven beyond reasonable doubt that your brain is smaller than a clit0ris.you had to take an oath just to have a taste of puesy shame on you. Better park well and marry that girl before your life turns to waste mumu.

Guys... u se3m not to get this story right...
The o.p was not d one who commited the atrocity, at least u saw d source there....

Who else thinks this thread ish may not work out..

kentozybee: LETTER TO MY FUTURE WIFE
Hello dear it’s
funny that I don’t even know your name yet
but that is of little important because I will
always call you“My Angel .
How is life treating you? I hope you are living
a just life, for a clear conscience keeps the
mind happy and a happy mind keeps one
focus.
My angel it might have
happened that we have met without really
meeting, we may be just friend or we may have
passed each other on the road without even
aglance or possibly, we have never met;
whatever the case may be, we
are going to meet someday.
My angel I’m looking forward to the day we
shall be pronounce husband and wife the day
that man
will say:
“You may now kiss the bride the day my
parents will embrace yours the day that your
siblings will accept mine, the day we shall be
known as a family, a big family I promise I will
never ask you to drop your surname but you
are definitely adding mine to yours and I
won’t choose a place for our honeymoon the
pleasure will be yours .
I’m also looking forward to the
night when we shall conjugate our marriage,
when I shall plant the seed of my first twin
inside of you.....Gods willing.
My angel I will
never treat you wrong though we may and we
will have our ups and downs but that will only
makes our love grow stronger.
My angel, I don’t
care if your flower has been plugged,
circumstances can make us do things against
our wish I promise to love and cherish you just
the way you are.
On my part of the world I’m building a
formidable me, a me that will be able
to provide for you and the kids, a man that
will respect you, a me that will love you but
above all these, a me that will be your best
friend now, always and forever .
Education is important my angel and I hope
you are acquiring it but if you are not I can
always send you back to school to get it but
you must be learning a trade or a work that
will keeps you preoccupy positively, I
don’t want you idle for an idle hand is a devils
workshop.
Be careful with men, don’t fall prey to
their sweet words which carry little meanings;
listen, believe but never lost your focus in life
and don’t see men as the solution to financial
problems or whatever problems you face in
life.
Work hard and tackle all your problems with a
brave heart, so that when we meet I will
respect and love you because love is never
enough, I need to respect and love you before
we can
build a happy home.
I will be a fun husband
every new day will always be better than the
previous day, that I promise you.
And we may
not be the richest couple but we shall be
among the happiest couples on earth .
On this note my
angel, I want you to know that I am looking
forward to the day I can boldly say that I have
a Queen the SYMBOL of Love .
I am also praying
for you and I’m wishing you the very best life
can offer, until we meet have fun (reasonable
fun).
SEE YOU SOON MY ANGEL...

*claps*
*CLAPS*
Guys...
Dis guy deserves a round of applause...







Dat is if he was the true writer of dat touching letter.

naijaboiy: It happens...there are many guys who actually feel inferior to pretty girls..

[/b]This may sometimes be as a result of the attention she gets from many other guys and the guy may think he'll just be wasting his time trying to get her attention[b]...

Nevertheless,,there are actually some girls who allow such admiration from guys get into their heads and therefore they become rude or arrogant...

But believe me,,many pretty girls are lonely out there,,looking for true love and not the normal "chop and go" most guys they come across have to offer...

So my advice is if you like a pretty girl then you have to stand out,,show her reasons why you are different from the other guys and she'll definitely be attracted to you...

This is of course after you have gained that confidence to approach her in the first place.. .

My 2Cedis

U ve spoken my mind...
Gracias...

Coldfeet: Op its her choice to make to tell or not to tell! Why do I say this? Is she ready for a baby? Can she cater for the child if the guy denies or refuses to have anything to do with them? Is your sister still inlove with her ex should in case she tells him and he says ok let's raise this baby together? And can she cope with the embarrassment in case the guys claims she is just desperate and wants to trap him with another mans baby? ([b]Men can be such mofos)[b]. Anyway I'm Prolife and will say KEEP THE BABY.

Sister Lee...
Abeg park well ooo..
Wetin men do u naa

MrCork: ....so..like every other male,u didn't come to nairaland to find punnny?.... Bro how loooong u been g@y?

Lolz....
Baba wayreh...
park well jare...

MrCork: ...ok then,,,,so ur sayin u Neva come to nairaland for woman?....correction...may I remind u that every male (maaryed or single) on nairaland came to loook for punny!

Broz u're mistaken..
Just because u came hia to look for punny doesn't mean every other member came for the same purpose as urs...
Btw... what is d meaning of "PUNNY"...

phemmyjohnson: No admission yet on jamb website!!

Wait for funaab to upload it on their admission portal..

Phemmy,
Pls can i have ur conTact mailed into my mail..?
Tobins4u@gmail.com

MrCork: ...bro to cut the loooong story shot.....r u simply sayin u need punnny?

Mrcork...
If there is one thing u r very good at doing, den it is derailing threads..
Is dat d only talent u have

Arsenalholic: ''Romancelanders'' should suffice.

The title right now, somehow throws a damp on the nice msg you're trying to pass across.

Hmmm.
Thankz broh.. i ve done d needfull

Romanciella: lol u wanna know y op named his thread after me...... its obvious the op is just looking for attention or probably seeking lots of comments....

we all know the drill.... any thread that m in must definitely have lots of #haters# comments....



don't say I didn't tell u



#still preety#

Lolz...
4 ur mind...
i apologise for using ur username ooo

nikkypearl: @op..I don't get it!why "Romanciella"?

dechandel: Ehen op
Why romanciella's name

U had berra leave d girl alone

marieolae: my dear I was wondering the same thing !!

Romanciella refer to regular visitors of the romance section (no offense to romanciella herself)... i jst cudnt figure a good topic for d thread ni jare
abi which english i fit use naa...

Before u start feeling inferior about yourself, u may like to consider these post. If u think you must open a thread for nairalanders to tell u if u are beautiful/handsome or not, this message might be for u.

Ever wondered why The most beautiful chick in your street may end up in the arms of someone who isnt too handsome as you or why that hot handsome guy in your hood may end up chasing after that lady who isnt as beautiful as you are. The facy is that beauty does not ensure if you will have the best partner for yourself, so beauty is noy everything.

Consider the popular saying that "Everything Na packaging". Thats just it, being beautiful depends on how u package urself, how ypu present yourself, how good you can make yourself look..if u are to borthered that U weren't created as beautiful / handsome as your friend, maybe a little packaging of yourself may add more to that which God has endowed you with.


And i dont know if u've heard about this saying too "Owo ni fine boy/gurl" .. it is a yoruba saying that means money makes u beautiful, thats jst it. What you shld worry about is how to get this money, not your look, with money u can bed agbani darego herself, u can make ramsey noah/john dumelo ur guy with money.

Bottom line is u guys shld Stop feeling inferior about yourselves, Everybody is beautiful/handsome in his/her own way, believe me , when the time comes, you will have little or no time to bother about Your looks.

And you guys should stop creating threads about being the most beautiful gurl / handsome dude on nairaland, no one is a citadel of an all-round beauty. No one has it all.

Hmmmm...
Observing tinz...

Sunkyphil: can u stay all ur lifetime without a woman?

I think father Adam is in the best position to give answer to your question..

Olusanya333: You tell me what makes them special.

Everybody is special in his/her own way...

I cany help but laugh looking at diz list...
O.p..
It seems u v forgotten dat diz is Nigeria..
Thouh everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion but some things are nearly not possible..
Even u d o.p, u cant be 100% compliant with diz list

I'd suggest u tell a close frnd of his..
Or talk to him directly...
Act now before its too late...

I think she will be in the best position to give an answer to what kind of proof she wants frm u...
Dont give urself worries ova dis, jst ask her wot kinda proof she wants and insist she tell u or else u aint got anything to prove..

O.p
U r taking dis issue very far..
D question shld be,..
Do Nigerian ladies acknowledge flowers as romantic gifts..??