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RomanceRe: She Wants To Take Care Of Me With Her Pension Money (SMH Cheap Insult) by ERCROSS(m): 7:54am On Aug 30, 2014
jideomowunmi: D thought of u getting down on d old woman just makes laugh real hard...like seriously...it will be sweet oo..cos she go don turn virgin back..[b]everything go don shrink[b]... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Miss...huh
Pls wetin be d everything wey wan shrink ?
RomanceRe: She Wants To Take Care Of Me With Her Pension Money (SMH Cheap Insult) by ERCROSS(m): 7:51am On Aug 30, 2014
S.m.h.for diz o.p ooo
FamilyRe: Who Said A House Wife Is Not A Worker? by ERCROSS(m): 9:26pm On Aug 29, 2014
Take care of the house... is dat too much.huh
Work to feed the family... is dat too much huh
Men work and women also work...
BTW...
Who says HOUSEWIVEs dont work..
Bring him here, lets nail him to d cross.
huh
And..
Who is dat woman who says MEN r not worth being praised...
Bring ger here she deserved a bullet to her AS$
RomanceRe: Thank God Its Friday. Come And Join The Discussion. Dont Miss Out. by ERCROSS(m): 9:06pm On Aug 29, 2014
Why wud a fellow man call me a pet name..
It will sound girlish...
WE ARE MEN....
Brothers in ARMs
RomanceRe: I Saw Her In My Dreams by ERCROSS(m): 4:32pm On Aug 29, 2014
Guys...
R u poundering wot m poundering...
Diz is ANDYBLAZE GHOST...
Another Andyblaze spirit
RomanceRe: Which Should I Let Go=my Girlfriend Or My Friends by ERCROSS(m): 3:18pm On Aug 29, 2014
O.p...
Seriously..
I will suggest u leave her instead..
RomanceRe: Say No To Ugly Girls Nd Protect D Future... by ERCROSS(m): 3:14pm On Aug 29, 2014
marieolae: Pure rubbish
Seconded...
Arrant Nonsense..huh
RomanceRe: 8 Text Guys Never Want To Recieve by ERCROSS(m): 9:06pm On Aug 28, 2014
Les: guys are confessing tongue
Busted....
*hides face under d bed*...
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Heartbroken by ERCROSS(m): 9:02pm On Aug 28, 2014
Its so amazing how d power of love can turn one into a sudden POET...
O.p,. sorriey ooo.
E don do u too...
Welcome to d HOOD
RomanceRe: 8 Text Guys Never Want To Recieve by ERCROSS(m): 8:27pm On Aug 28, 2014
Les: I'm pregnant!!!! this one na die.
Mehn..
Every oda texts r okay by me..
But diz particular one...
It will d guyz heart stop functioning...
It will even discombobulate d brain...
Followed by instant fever,
E go dey do u like say make u go chit n piss at d same time..
Appetite gone
Instant sweat even wen inside a room wit full A.c
And den u go start one kind praya weu u neva pray before..
Mehn..diz message worst pass EBOLA infection
Poems For ReviewRe: Unexpressable Beauty - bholutife18 by ERCROSS(m): 4:34pm On Aug 28, 2014
onstelly: Omg this is simply beautiful, can someone please write me a peom
dont worry..
V bin composing one for u ...
I will drop it as soon as i fall asleep..
wink
RomanceRe: 12 Signs U Are Dating A Man Not Guy by ERCROSS(m): 4:27pm On Aug 28, 2014
lyntiffany: You heard the op well, my question now is are you a Man or a Boy ?
RomanceRe: I Borrowed A Car To Toast Her, She Enter, The Car Refused To Start by ERCROSS(m): 4:18pm On Aug 28, 2014
Andyblaze spirit
RomanceRe: 12 Signs U Are Dating A Man Not Guy by ERCROSS(m): 4:12pm On Aug 28, 2014
lyntiffany: No he have to make it 3.
Ladies....
Look no further,
We are here..
Me,
Myself and
I...
Make ur choice wisely..
grin
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by ERCROSS(m): 4:01pm On Aug 28, 2014
phemmyjohnson: This is how it is every year,
Excellent scores at the end of the admission year
Still go home sad. Oh yea! Its all about management courses..
I repeat, If funaab doesn't increase the admission capacity for management Science,
aspirants will continue to experience this shiit even after their excellent scores passing the cut off marks every year..

Imagine!!
Capacity for Management science is barely 500+
Automatic Predegree management Students are 230+ [I.e let's say 250]

The free spaces left for jambites is 250+
Even now that Few Non-predites have been admitted on this 250+ slots left for admission on 1st batch list..

A reasonable person can deduct the number of spaces left now for 2nd batch...
Buh who says You will not be among those that will be admitted on 2nd batch..
Its all about grace of God..
#Behopeful..
was told i can change course wen gettin to d 200lvl. Plz how true is diz...
I was given physics and i will like to cross to elect elect in 200lvl.. how possible is diz
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by ERCROSS(m): 2:00pm On Aug 28, 2014
pseudonomer: It's Pure Mathematics sir. But B.Sc in Mathematical Science will be written on your certificate.

Make sure you're sound in Mathematics... And don't joke with your MTS courses... If you don't want to spend extra years.

MTS is one of the easiest dept in FUNAAB. Just Make sure you're sound in Mathematics, study like the way a normal student should, know how to answer questions, and be ready to know how to prove everything from if y = x^2, show thay y' = 2x.

Don't get scared, don't follow the crowd. Know yourself
i was told i can change course wen gettin to d 200lvl. Plz how true is diz...
I was given physics and i will like to cross to elect elect in 200lvl.. how possible is diz..huh.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by ERCROSS(m): 1:56pm On Aug 28, 2014
pseudonomer: It's Pure Mathematics sir. But B.Sc in Mathematical Science will be written on your certificate.

Make sure you're sound in Mathematics... And don't joke with your MTS courses... If you don't want to spend extra years.

MTS is one of the easiest dept in FUNAAB. Just Make sure you're sound in Mathematics, study like the way a normal student should, know how to answer questions, and be ready to know how to prove everything from if y = x^2, show thay y' = 2x.

Don't get scared, don't follow the crowd. Know yourself
RomanceRe: A Woman's Love by ERCROSS(m): 10:36pm On Aug 26, 2014
Sum women r jez AMAZING...













Lagos gurlz, diz commendation is nt for ya..
RomanceRe: Handsome Guy On Nairaland by ERCROSS(m): 10:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
No mind dem bad belle jare... u fine wink
RomanceRe: I Am A Nigerian Based Abroad, See What Love Wants To Do To Me (pic) by ERCROSS(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
Andyblaze... if to say no b u create diz thread i for comment,,,
RomanceRe: Guys Or Girls: Who Actually Rules The World? by ERCROSS(m):
D president of d G7 countries r MEN.
More than 85% of d scientists dat has influence d world technology development r MEN.
The catholic POPE is a MAN.
Even JESUS come to this world as a MAN.
LUCIFER is a male version of whateva form he was created.
Even the MIGHTY GOD is in image of A MAN, dats why we call him our heavenly father.
Truly..Women r powerful...
But Its a MEN's WORLD..
To rule d world is more dan d power of d YANSH..
Take it or leave it. Men rules d world, RIHANNA was just JOKING
RomanceRe: Letter To Our Fornicating Sisters.......... by ERCROSS(m): 8:32am On Aug 25, 2014
jonaji: AN OPEN LETTER TO FORNICATING ‘SISTERS’

To my born again sisters wey dey fornicate in
order to catch husband: stop spoiling market for
other sisters genuinely trying to live in sexual
purity.

These sisters, when being chased by other 'born
again' brothers, and refuse to sleep with them,aretold, 'na only you be born again? Others are and they have been allowing me taste'...
Tell me which Jesus approves of this kind of crazy lifestyle biko. He lists fornication as one of the evils that make us unclean (along with lying, malice, envy etc.)...

So please do yourself and other sisters a favour
and beg the Lord to help you repent of this
lifestyle o...you may very well catch the guy
because you gave in to his demands...but believeme this kind of guy is not likely to encourage you to make godly decisions for your life in that marriage…especially when the issue conflicts with his comfort. Also, the gains of ungodliness are weighted with God's curse...it may take years, but it will manifest.
Either you will wake up one day and start blaming the guy subconsciously for leading you down that path...then you will not want him touching you again...I suspect this is one reason many devout women who compromised on this to marry start not wanting the man's touch after a while... Thank God for His mercy on us...He is able to redeem...but with tears and suffering...that said, if you have the knowledge and the choice now, do yourself a favour and walk away from that brother...He is only a guy and not worth the chasm in your relationship with the Father who gives you life. God help us ... Deliver us from our
crazy selves. Amen.

These Lies Must Stop!
*in olamide's voice - story for the gods, the gods o....*
RomanceRe: A Thread For Our Nairaland Ladies With Assets by ERCROSS(m): 12:33am On Aug 25, 2014
Nairaland gurlz...
I knw dem, na so so seat dem go dey grab,
Anoda one go enta naw, go talk say hin jez dey observe..
D one wey dey vex me pass be dat one wwy dey *spread mat* for every thread wey she enta..huh
dem no go post anything.

miss IDIKUNLE and AYAWALE nairaland ASSET contest..
Ladies , no dull diz thread naa, else i go burn all dis seats and mat wey una dey cari enta dis
RomanceRe: She Sent Her Bank Details To Her Ex-boy Friend by ERCROSS(m): 11:57pm On Aug 24, 2014
shindarayo: Na wetin u find go d fone oga.u wan kall msg enta u no ignore mk kall u confidently open fone.wre is d privacy....bk to d issue, maybe he owe her mony wen dey wrrev dating and justdevided to pay bk now.abi?
So.. u dey support d wife abii..
Eventhough, u knew what happened is still her fault..
Bros.. ask her again..
And dis tyne, make sure she doesn't reply wit apologies
RomanceRe: Most Handsome Dude In Sambisa... by ERCROSS(m): 11:45pm On Aug 24, 2014
O.p..GOD save u say na SAMBISA u use no be NAIRALAND.. u for see sum e-bashing wey go make u wan delete d thread..
RomanceRe: How To Apologize To Your Ex by ERCROSS(m): 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2014
Anyone who watches dat video may summarize d content hia in wordz.
RomanceRe: She Told Her Mother About Our Relationship. by ERCROSS(m): 10:11pm On Aug 24, 2014
Lolz...
Now i gat a partner...
Welcome to d hood bro...
grin
RomanceRe: 15 Things A Woman Wants From Her Man But won't Ask For by ERCROSS(m): 8:14am On Aug 24, 2014
Must it always b abt impressing diz ladies..
Let dem impress us too..
At least... what is good for d goose is also good for the gander..
RomanceRe: Virgins' Lounge by ERCROSS(m):
I used to be a virgin too...
Tresspasers, keep off
grin
RomanceRe: :o by ERCROSS(m): 6:57am On Aug 24, 2014
Hehehehehehe...
Dis o.p self dey make me laugh..
Ur frnd kor.. awa friendship nii..
U need not to convince urself..
No worry, if you don clock 30 yrs naw and u neva c man marry, na dat time u go knw say husband scarce pass garri..
And m sure u wont dare marry ur bisexual partner if u Don't wanna visit d jail..


Lest i forget.
No cum hia to e-impersonate ur fwend again oo.
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Where Will/did You worship Today? by ERCROSS(m): 6:54am On Aug 24, 2014
The APOSTOLIC CHURCH..

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