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*walks into d thread with body fully covered*..
Ebola scare alert..
back to d topic..
ehn.. o.p, if I no tell u my own nko..

offered admission..
does it mean d admission was offered on my course of choice..?

temigracie: ...Then i think i should open a thread titled 'Why guys should not come back to NL ranting n bad-mouthing about girls'...

yeah..
U can go on ahead and open it..
and watch me close it in style..
incase u don't knw.. m d new NL super-mod..
so watch it lady..

*covers face as he runs outta thread*

naija gurlz..
dem no go kill us with lies.
especially wen it cums to dat 'V' word

it is has been passed down frm one d days of Eve and d serpent..
Eve wasn't even stabbed in d back,
she was stabbed to d face..
in case u don't knw..
d female-serpent visited eve, not d male

but do u really need to cum here to rant abt diz..?
Anyway,I do notice u everything u eye me, but it's jst dat I don't do second hand products..
well,I may consider u if u can come to my place with dat ur cute fwend I site behind u d oda day..

miss...
Wot is good for the goose is also beneficially good for d gander..
The favour is equally returned..
we help u gurlz scratch doz walls, re-arrange dat luxurious pot and free ur B00Bs frm Cancer with dose inspirational sucking..
mehn...
we deserve a round of applause..

MrCork: ...oooooooo god, not again..bro..no offfense but issit difficult to hav sweet English names in that Nigeria??...serrriously...what kinda name is okpagogororo?..u expect chicks to take u serious?

Lmao::rotfl
Baba nla wayreh ni bobo yii cha..
he has jes killed the thread..

I'll rather marry my wife than marry my gurlfwend..
Afterall, she is my wife and she's gonna be my wife..

*spreads mat*

one word for a perfect gentleman...











ERCROSS

worry not my lady...
ur Mr right will surely come by...
at the right time

I had been planning to propose to her with a house full of diamonds...
btw... my daddy na aliko dangote..

temigracie: ....hmmm,its a total turn-off for me.....but if dis person has a great personality,has d qualitie i desire i want...i can date him....but i ll always make jest of his tribal marks, it ll make me love it more....

and u forget to add if he is CASH LOADED..
Naija gurlz.. been s.m.h 4 u since 1734 A.D

jideomowunmi: For pple like us wey no dey into any relationship nko..?

I was jez about to tell dem how crazy u've driven me..
Now, u r here again, lieing behind my back..
arrghhh..
she is really driving me crazy..

it depends...

I wonder how possible it will be for me to forget abt doz past she told me abt..
Coz I have some crazy ways of imagining tinz.. Like thinking of how many of her past fukkers will be present on our wedding day Making jest of me ..
like How many future leaders she has exterminated..
Though, Bygones are bygones..
but sum past will surely cum back haunting..

Rocktation: When are you guys going to realise that every single thing gurls do, is so NOT always for you?

hmmm.. I wish I cud jst close my eyes and agree to dis claim, only if it's true
not even diz make-up thingy part..
*in Bryan Adams voice*:: Everything u do... u do it for us...

sumbody shld wake diz guy up..
he is sleeping-talking..

old Romans..
like dose ones in SPARTACUS..

my guy...
u shld be thanking God she repented on time..
if not, I wonder what will be left of ur account by December..

marieolae: I like dis

I thought as much too..
d o.p has highlighted ur problems to u..
u have no reason not to like it..
btw.
a thank u for the o.p will do..

yungwizzy..
u gat a message.

all my precedees v spoken well..
But I won't think it's a good idea to tell him..
only marriage is for Betta for worse, relationships r for worse ,for go..
though it still depends on d kind and type of man ur fiancee is..

ladies,.. u shld beware of me.ooo..
the o.p is actually talking about me
...

how better will this country have been if dese new generation will be given chance to take this great nation to great heights..
But some old jackas$ r busy looting and reaping wot is supposed to be d future benefits of d future leaders..

he is BEATEN u abi..
ehhya..
sowie oo

andyblaze...
e no go Betta for d witches wey re-design ur life like dis oo

can we see ur face...
coz..viewing frm hia..
all I can v are your LIPS

Agybabe: I think I sing like a "nightingale".
But no one fell for it nor had a crush on me...

Guess what? Since nobody fell or had a crush.
I HAD TO PUSH SOMEONE AND HE FELL AND HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE ELSE.

It was so painful!

*covers face and runs out of thread*

hmmm...
u too Mumu

Baddestguyp: yes, girls fall left, right and center at the sound of my voice

for ur mind...