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dat first Asian lady looks like a cartoon...

hmmm...
o.p ur head dey dia

o.p..
even if dem deny most of diz acts,
None of dem can Eva deny dat number 3...

this one is impossible jare...
o.p, u v been watching too much of Nollywood movies.. u need to change

let dem just scrap diz program..
Serving a country with leaders dat doesn't value our future..

and after all diz...
sum idiots will still claim dat monkeys were their ancestor..and sum will still blatantly deny d existence of d supreme being ..claiming that the heart was created by d big bang millions of years ago..
s.m.h for dem

Mr keyamo.. na for ur own pocket u talk dat one put oo..
if to say u dey among dose who wan follow share d money now, we no go hear anything..

I v Bn driving since I was 4..
seriously..







pls don't ask me how...

brownlord: Good job boys, send them all to meet their 72 virgins

And to the gallant men that paid the prize, it's better on the other side, God bless your gallant soul.

Bros, it seems d figure has been increased to 172 virgins now oo,
with d way book haram has been massively recruiting d brainwashed MUMUs wey dey give up deir lifes for d crazy course..

desdichando: I knw u think u jst made sense but u really dddnt

I knw u think u v jst made sense but u really didn't..

Omo...
dis 2015 elections go hot gan oo..
well..
wot else can we do Dan OBSERVING with our legs crossed, eyes and ears opened..
And diz will even reduce rate of transmission of Ebola come 2015.

rest in peace to d gallant soldiers..
and..
rest in pieces to d boko haramers.. heartless bunch of animals

Mr Patrick Sawyer..
anywhere wia u dey now, na thunder go fire u ooo...
if not for ur selfish intentions of coming to Nigeria, all diz wudnt have been happening

keep it up guyz..

And of all diz birth miracles..
None accrued in my country..
D only thing u will hear is dat a woman gave birth to a Tortoise/goat/ram or even Lion, after 4years of pregnancy..
To cap it all, dem go tell us say..A baby born with Quran in his hands..
Nigerians..
I fear fear ooo

presley64: SECOND TO COMMENT

For ur mind..

hmmm..
either na A.P.C or P.D.P..
All these bombs u r planting like plantain..
Diaris God ooo

I may be guilty of almost all dose tinz..
but, skipping of meals..it's an ancestral taboo..
Ercross.. been unable to skip meals since 100B.C

I used to say dat too..
until one gurl came and stole my virginity..
arrggh, it was so painful..

hmm..
nairalanders.
all diz crushes u r sharing,
Diaris God ooo

U treat ur guy like Kosaló,
anoda gurl impressed him like Köduró,
he later ignored u like Kilonchélè,
u kon dey boil like Kóyawayreh
E go do u like film when u watch d Replay.
o npe

mehn..
I cud remember wen my teacher asked me (class captain) :: ercross, where is seun osewa
Me:: aunty , iyaff go o..
aunty:: gone to where
me:: auntie. me I no no oo..
Anoda one of dose numerous blunders was wen a pupil was sent to call her class teacher..
on sighting her class teacher, she said "
'auntie, dems calling you'..
#Ajekpako_united..been confabulating since 1759..

yeah..
I was jst taken yesterday..
d last airbender

God saw this coming, dat was why HE instructed father ADAM not to eat of that fruit..
Now , this is d outcome..
spreading like Ebola since 100B.C

this guy is becoming a virus to this thread...
Imagine...
dem kill am e no die..
andyblazespirit andyblazeghost...wetin we no go c for nairaland..

AndyBlazeGhost: author=Andyblazespirit] Rubbish story

u again..

and....

fuckshit: FÜCKING hate it when one does this.
It's FÜCKING good for one to FÜCKING make up his/her mind, it's either you FÜCKING love the person or you don't.

If you FÜCKING don't, then just FÜCKING break up with the person. Don't just FÜCKING keep the person around because you don't want anyone else to have that person / you don't want to hurt that person.

In the FÜCKING end, you will hurt that person a hell of a lot more.

#my take
I FÜCKING feel one should FÜCKING sit down & think about it. If you FÜCKING decide you don't love that person, then FÜCKING let go

And u have FUCKINĞLY succeded in Eluding Seun's FUCKINĞ word censor bot...
u deserve a FÜÇĶĮÑĞ rounds of applauds...

There's much to this forum than just normal discussions between its members , dissemination of informations or eye opening lectures on life, cultures, education and d list jst go on and on..
MEMBERS if this forum are another case study entirely. I find sum members to be weird, sum r crazy, sum r funny, while sum r intelligent and creative.
Sum r good writers and some can jst blow ur mind with the awesome way they define things.
Some's got mind blowing signatures..
below r the list of SIGNATUREs I v found interesting on this forum.

1. "When you have a hammer in your hand
everything around you starts looking like a
nail"

Mzdivacious: uhm...say lagos nd osun states

still... u need not going there..
if he wants to c ya..
he cumz to lasgidi.. book a hotel for d number of days he is to spend..
dats if he thinks u r worth d sacrifice/stress

see as d o.p put link dia like say na him dey buy me MEGABITE...
u Betta commot for road before I BYTE u...
alakori