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Christianity Etc › Re: Firsthand JUJU Experience, How Heavy Are Few Leaves? by Ereolamide(op):
Baba became quiet as the investigation was about to start, he paid homages to his deities, said some prayers.

He mentioned the name of the specific oracle that he would be consulting, ask specific question obvious to all of us in the room and tell the oracle that if he was telling a lie let the leaves be still, but if he was saying the truth let the leaves moves apart.

Note: He stacked the leaves in opposite direction some facing him my neighbour held on to that, the rest facing my neighbour Baba held on to those. The investigation went like this:

Baba: Olu ( name of oracle) there are ten people in this room if yes stay( they'll try to pull the leaves apart) the leaves didn't move, we were three all male.

Baba : Olu, we all wearing agbada(none of us wore) the leaves refused to move

Olu there are two men and a woman in this room, the leaves refused after pulling

Olu there are three men in this room, the leaves moved

Baba now told my neighbour to stand for me to take his seat, I eagerly switched places, I was ready to tear the leaves apart, Baba now told my neighbour and myself that the reason he wanted me to try was that I won't have the notion that whom ever was picked during the investigation was not predetermined by my neighbour due to some rancour or underlying resentment between them.

He requested for the paper containing the names, and we started

Baba: Olu , kemi stole the money

Tried as I wished to pull these leaves, for where? I dragged and dragged, nibo!

Baba: Olu , dele stole the money

Same thing, I pulled nothing the leaves didn't move an inch

I kept trying but baba continued asking Olu as he read from the list

Then we got to a different name

Baba: Olu, john stole the money.

With the littlest of effort the leaves slid apart as if they were greased with oil. The doors of my mouth were flung apart. Baba continued with his mission with relative equanimity.

We continued till we exhausted the names on the list and never but once at the mention of John's name did those mysterious leaves moved.
Christianity Etc › Re: Firsthand JUJU Experience, How Heavy Are Few Leaves? by Ereolamide(op):
We got to our destination, the house was clean well painted and paved, I followed closely behind my neighbour, he announced our presence, calling the patron of the abode.

In a moment we were ushered into a small room by an old man in his early seventies, I guess. After due salutation and introduction, and offering of drinks and kolanut which I gracefully rejected.

My neighbour proceeded to narrate to Baba what happened yesterday, and why he took up the matter so seriously (long story), he told Baba he wanted to know who stole the cleaner's money and from his breastpocket produced the names of every living thing in our compound, neatly written on paper.

Baba stood up, went to a corner of the room, the floor of that portion was not tiled, just natural earth I believe, he sat on a stool beckoned on us to come to sit on the stools directly opposite him, so we sat facing him.

He picked some leaves( similar to those used to wrap pounded yam and eko) from the floor.
He picked up to ten, some dry others still fresh, he piled the leaves together, took a needle from the floor impaled the leaves, placed a flat metal the size of kitchen spatula ( orogun) across the leaves, all the while doing this, he was joked with us about Buhari economics, seeing we are lagosians (woke people)
Christianity Etc › Firsthand JUJU Experience, How Heavy Are Few Leaves? by Ereolamide(op):
This thread is not created to support the efficacy of Juju or demystify its potency, rather, it is to share an experience.

Choose the side of the divide that suits you.

On a certain morning, I was an enthusiastic sojourner in my neighbour's car on a very long journey, we were travelling to the east of Lagos state, our destination a town within southwestern Nigeria.

We needed to confirm certain truths about an incident in the house we occupied, both of us rented two of the flats (we became acquainted in the house) in our compound of four flats and boys quarters

A day prior to our travel, in what could be described as a story pulled out of Arthur Doyle's Sherlock Holmes series, the compound was in turmoil.

The woman that sweeps our compound has just been paid her monthly salary, she took it from the designated 'chief tenant'.

In her sobbing words, she kept it in her bag, dropped the bag near the borehole pump, when she came back from gossiping with the seamstress occupying one of the rooms in the boy's quarters, her duly earned money was nowhere to be found.

It was a typical Saturday morning, everybody was at home, teenagers were playing while running errands, kids were being kids, just a typical noisy weekend.

Accusing fingers were pointed, parents defended their children, buried hatchets were unearthed, people cursed and swore. The peace we once enjoyed vanish, the atmosphere became sore.
Romance › Re: Three Black Marks On Her Breast; Should I Continue With Her? by Ereolamide: 1:47pm On Jan 13, 2022
Are the marks long and thick, like facial tribal marks on faces of 'lucky' Yoruba people?

If yes, then your girl is definitely from Ondo City in Ondo State. Those particular marks belong to a group of family called 'Otunba/Jomu' who in ancient times were affiliated with the Osemawe of Ondo, his majesty the King.

The marks are drawn on the right side of their descendants chest either male or female.

In case the mark differs from what is described above, I have no knowledge on what it could be.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Ereolamide: 7:27pm On Jan 03, 2022
KingAzari:
This Zack Orji face for this bet advert go even make person delete that bet app from him phone. Which kind evil eyes and warning mean look be that one?
Winners golden bet.

Be wise
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Ereolamide: 10:28am On Sep 23, 2021
Roddyricch1:
He should go to al awir, they will tell him what to do. Highest them go detain am for few weeks then finally deport am, but them go ban am from coming to uae for life.
Ban for life? Nawa oh.

If that would grant him his freedom from uae then he would've to take it like that.

But life ban.
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Ereolamide: 7:08pm On Sep 22, 2021
My good people, I beg when amnesty go start.

A friend of mine don tay for this uae, no job, no beta food, na so so complain every time we talk. Na amnesty he dey beg for now, how he go take get am

Him talk say visa don expire from last year but him dey hope say job go come, job go come na im him still dey since then.

Overstay money don reach millions.

Abeg wetin him fit do to come back to naija without problem, I know say problem don dey already.
Politics › Re: Lagos VAT Contribution: Between Fact And Fiction by Ereolamide: 9:32am On Sep 12, 2021
Southerners are the most useless humans in Nigeria, listen to arguments against the collection of VAT by states they are spearheaded by this set of politically correct, pseudo intellectual fools.

How many northerners came out to speak against the PIB when it clearly favors them? None.

Our white collar fools down here blurt out rubbish only to the detriment of their region, they're only alive to the corruption of their fellow southerners, they shame their leaders while the North protect theirs own.

Bunch of Bastards.
Career › Re: What Are The Things You've Learned The Hard Way? by Ereolamide: 2:02pm On Sep 10, 2021
Be obedient to spiritual warnings.

You see those strange people that come across your way be it mad folks, white garment pastors, Alfas, in short those that come to give you any warning.

Please I beg you in whatever you believe in, even if you're an atheist, please learn to listen and obey.
Politics › Re: Igbos Should Be Allowed Biafra: CNG Letter To Emir Of Kano, Alhaji Aminu Beyero by Ereolamide: 7:40pm On Jun 06, 2021
I'm always amazed and at the same amused with the brazen hypocrisies of this so called 'northerners'

No where in this sentimental write up did the CNG mentioned the murderous excitements, atrocities and tendencies of herdsmen all over the middle belt and southern region, which bears the coloring of ethnic cleansing and genocidal attacks.

Lest I forget these Arewa groups I want to believe are not stupid enough to think the Yorubas or other ethnic group in the southern part of the country asides the Ibo would continue to uphold the geographical mishap Nigeria when the Ibo depart.
Politics › Re: Average Yearly Income Of Igbos And Bank Branch Distribution Per Region In 1964 by Ereolamide: 4:48pm On Jun 03, 2021
Are the arguments based on the figures or symbols in the first picture?

The symbol before the figures £N might mean Nigerian Pounds

Why is no one talking about the facts presented in the second pic
Crime › Re: How Nigerian Army Can Deal With ESN/IPOB Without Getting Overstretched by Ereolamide: 12:54pm On Apr 26, 2021
You should be ashamed of yourself for calling Ipob/ESN terrorists; for a group of people fighting to secure their lands and lives from the assault launched by raging Fulani herdsmen pampered by the Nigerian police and army.

I sympathize with Ipob/ESN for standing and fighting against the useless security architecture that are willing tools wielded by the leprous hands of the uncivilized barbarians called Fulanis.

Men like Ikonso died a greater man than the useless idiots called governors we have in the south whose major concern is the security of the lives and wealth of their loved ones.

Years ago I used to banter IBO's due to their unguarded insults against Yorubas on nairaland but I'll support anything they'd do to repel the menace of so-called Fulani hegemony. A fight for survival is fight we must all join hands.

May Ogun ambush all southern governors and leaders who over the years have watched uncircumcised animals bully them with threat of war.
Food › Re: Guinea Fowl: My Dad Bought This Creepy Bird For Christmas by Ereolamide: 2:46pm On Dec 25, 2020
In Yoruba it's called eye etu.

Very significant bird in ori worship.
Crime › Re: 2 Rival Cult Members Shot Dead At Federal Polytechnic Nekede (Graphic Photos) by Ereolamide: 9:50am On Nov 12, 2020
These guys are strong men.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve's Look-alike Who Actually Acted The Adult Movie (pics) by Ereolamide: 9:07am On Nov 07, 2020
setobaba:
Hahahahahabha!!!
Low budget Genevieve
Nyomi Banxx is known by almost 50% of men in the world but Genevieve.
Politics › Re: All Time Favorite Lagos State Governor by Ereolamide: 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2020
tollyboy5:
just imagine democracy ended 2007 in Lagos.
african leaders are the mojor power mongers
Did they stop voting in Lagos?
Politics › Re: All Time Favorite Lagos State Governor by Ereolamide: 6:03pm On Nov 06, 2020
Abdul lateef al jakande
Romance › Re: Does Anyone Still Experience Wet Dream? by Ereolamide: 9:29am On Oct 27, 2020
Only dry dream here.

I ejaculate powdered semen Instead of fluid.
Romance › Re: What's The Funniest Name You Have Heard. by Ereolamide: 8:17am On Oct 19, 2020
Aribido : a place to settle / we've seen a place to settle.
Education › Re: Public Schools: Tell Me The Truth - Zulum Begs At Meeting With Borno Principals by Ereolamide: 12:37am On Oct 13, 2020
There are 84 secondary schools in borno state?
Travel › Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by Ereolamide: 8:17am On Oct 09, 2020
Let me hear from ope4christ before jubilating.
Crime › Re: PHOTONEWS: Hisbah In Kano Forcefully Shave Youths For ‘un-islamic Hair Cuts by Ereolamide: 6:09pm On Oct 04, 2020
Empiree:
you can pm me through NL message link
Don't have access to my mail, sir.

What other channel can we use?
Crime › Re: PHOTONEWS: Hisbah In Kano Forcefully Shave Youths For ‘un-islamic Hair Cuts by Ereolamide: 5:38pm On Oct 04, 2020
Empiree:
Walaiku salaam
Alfa can I've a private chat with you?
Crime › Re: PHOTONEWS: Hisbah In Kano Forcefully Shave Youths For ‘un-islamic Hair Cuts by Ereolamide: 1:46pm On Oct 04, 2020
Empiree:
Seriously, so many irrelevant things can only make sense if only they paid attention to real issues. The whole thing is not balance. Their so called Sharia law is controlled by politicians the same way constitution is controlled by the
House.

So many things are lacking. Politicians have to control the law because they know the consequences of law being equally and justly applied. It would affect them greatly, that's why.

This means there is no patriotism in the land from SW SE and North. They are all the same. Laws are implemented by greedy elites.
Salaam
Politics › Re: Against Secession: A Testament To Yoruba Leaders & Promoters Of Oduduwa Republic by Ereolamide:
How do we end up having imbeciles in our midst?

Jesu Kristi gbami!

I skimmed through the pile of horseshit the half baked commentator scribbled, it was filled with lies, false conjectures, crippled assumptions and reasoning.

May Ogun sever his barren hands from his shoulders.
Politics › Re: Lagos Introduces A Fuel Pump Station On Waterways by Ereolamide: 7:16am On Sep 26, 2020
Sammy07:
Type In your local dialect If you're Yoruba And remember to type the town.

here's mine
Ki gi we bo?
Ka Lo do ya ugbe


impersonation oshi
Lol
Celebrities › Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by Ereolamide: 1:08pm On Sep 01, 2020
Is she 400 years old?

20th anniversary of 20th birthday.
Sports › Re: How Many Players Can You Recognize In This Picture? by Ereolamide(op): 3:11pm On Aug 24, 2020
Dida, Rinaldo de Lima, Buffon, maradona, Roberto Carlos, gattuso, del piero, materazzi, trezeguet, Maldini, pirlo,

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