₦airaland Forum

Oh my gods!

I didn't know that poverty ranking has got you easterners on rabid heat.

On behalf of Yorubas home and abroad, I apologize for your shameful ranks on the table, in the spirit of southern brotherhood, I propose you claim our positions as yours, we love to bear this particular burden like we bear your economic burden.

The discovery of oil stunted the growth of cocoa driven economy of ondo state and southwest at large, till date cocoa farming is the 2nd mainstay of ondo state, except from corrupt politicians, cocoa farmers are among the well-to-do in ondo, more should be done to help farmers in the state.

Take note that agriculture is very tedious, youth prefer white collar jobs to laboring in the sun, oil is easier to exploit and its needed in almost every country of the earth.

Living in a bungalow with brown roof(landlord), I don't pay rent, I eat more than 3 times daily, I have access to health care, education and other social amenities... This is the reality of very poor amongst Yoruba people.

You see those 3 storey buildings in south east how many of their poor indigenes own a land talk less of building a house, feeding nko na war.

Thousands of them are scattered all over southwest, employed as farmhands, some family unit cultivate one plot of undeveloped land planting vegetables they'd sell before they can feed, yet they're all millionaires.

You're obviously in pain and writhing in sorrow because Yoruba are the least poor in Nigeria.

May your woes be long.

catwalq:
I fell off my chair laughing. You just made my day. Thanks

It'll be quite unfortunate if our females listen to this op, women will be think I'd be able to shift her womb therefore would hasten off at my sight, whereas I just as harmless as the goody whitey she would prefer.

Ironically, I have the White's man penis but I'm a negro.

Which kain wahala be dis?

Nutsuger:
Have you ever sat down and think deeply about why we live, if it worth the struggle? I really don't blame those who committed suicide cuz been dead and having nothing to worry about might just be better than the struggle to live. I really regret been a Nigerian. This country has killed dreams.

Are you tired of being a Nigerian or an earthling?

Philomena! so this is what you've been doing in school?

Wait let daddy come back from the brothel.

Bros if you don't mind I can love you more than your girlfriend, I'm not arrogant neither demanding, I'll appreciate you, celebrate you and love you with all my heart.

All you have to do is pay my monthly data subscription, pay my house and electricity bills, stock my kitchen and give me monthly stipends e.t.c but no premarital sex oh.

I'll call you 50 times daily

I'll send 30 SMS daily

I'll chat you on WhatsApp and send you funny videos

I'll also like you pictures on Facebook.

Note: I'm a bearded negro man and I'm not a nurse but an engineer.

Thanks for your consideration.

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El phenomena all the way.

This guy made me love football and Brazil national team.

Dribble, Goal scoring, speed, this man had it all

What parts of Yorubaland did the Binis colonize, kindly mention these places; if you mistake the influence of a dominant culture on the border towns as colonisation, then something is fundamentally wrong with you. No tribe in Nigeria even won a war against the Yorubas, you can win some battles but your children will pay with their blood, we would psychologically rape your descendants to the extent of having cultural split personalities.

Even Ilorin most of you yap about that Yoruba lost, was an outpost that the Aare ona kankanfo 'war general' lived to check northern invasion, later became a refuge that accommodated slaves and rebels who escaped slavery and the tax regime of Oyo empire. That was why Afonja was easily defeated by the guile of his Fulani mercenaries.

Well my forefathers corrected that erroneous thought of Fulani conquest of Yorubaland in Oshogbo, where will summarily executed them with sadistic pleasure.

BuhariLooter:
SW governors inaugurated an illegal outfit to tackle Fulani herdsmen without any legal backing and it's functions will be the same thing as the police.


Op amotekun has terrorist tendencies and must be disbanded and proscribed as soon as possible by BUHARI

When you're done raving and ranting find a noose and do the expected - end your unpalatable existence.

Cos the Amotekun you see today will outlive you.

Why are these northerners jittery?

'We might never know the truth'

Of course this can never be the truth.

This is just unfair.

What sort of religious intolerance is this? while so called evangelists and imam are allowed to disturb the peace of the neighborhood with their morning cries without any interference.

I think most of the northern States budget should be used for mass lobotomies of her mental jaundiced citizens.

This harebrained terrorist don't care to remember that his uneducated and barbaric forefathers were the first to go on mass murders of innocent Nigerians over religious and ethnic differences, and it's has become a sort of bragging rights (a devilish monopoly they relish)against every other Nigeria's tribe.

Why is this Amotekun security outfit a source of sorrow to you people? You senile beings keep twitching as if the idea stung you with a pang of death.

Yoruba leaders are in support of the security outfit, it was formed by our governors with backing of our various sociocultural groups, unlike IPOB that your useless elders abandoned, your cowardly governors in Yebboland joined hands with their oppressors to proscribe, leading to the death of their children.

If you guys are brave as you claim stage any of your rowdy rallies and watch Buratai pythons dance salsa with y'all.

totit:
That troll ehn! He's capable of anything fake.

It can be quite annoying often . And good at digging old stats dated as far back as oodun gbogboro.

Baba no mind am jare.

He would soon spam the thread with useless charts thereby making it cumbersome for people that have sense to make their contributions ( which I am actually anticipating )

I already swore not to reply him once he posts any of his useless pictures.

Anambralstson:
I know most of you have low memory, I will keep reminding you guys the real fact from National bureau of statistics, this is what measures economy, it's clear showed Ogun, Oyo are below Anambra in Economy

I was expecting your usual nonsense charts and graphs, I've got no time for your inanities, in case you missed it or you suffer from mild amnesia, Happy new year.

Anambralstson:

Ogun, Makun new city would be far more favorable to live in than your AMC nonsense.
Typical Conehead

Ogun is far from Anambra in developments, on industries Ogun is enjoying closeness to Lagos, however industry, Agriculture, services makeup GDP, services contributed largely to GDP, Ogun is far below Anambra in services, Anambra is number one leading state in indigenous industries in Nigeria, majority of industries in Lagos, Ogun and Oyo are owned by foreigners and non Yorubas, isn't like that over here, Anambra, host biggest market in West Africa, in national GDP trade contributed more to Nigeria GDP more than industry, the only place relatively developing in Ogun is just the areas close to Lagos, outside those area nothing, Ogun state capital Abeokuta is far backward to Awka Anambra State capital, mind you Onitsha metro is there Onitsha metropolis covers Onitsha North and South LGA, Idemili North Lg, Ogbaru Lg and Oyi LGA, developments in Onitsha has covered many towns, Nnewi is and fast developing industrial city. Ogun in next 30 years can't get to Anambra level now, pure fact , this a state I know. Anambra State top Ogun and Oyo in Economy

You must be a retard of the 1st order.

Of course Ogun state is far from from Anambra in development, Anambra and the entire Igbloand is at the far bottom while Ogun is at the top.

How many useless industries do you have in Igboland, whether the industries in Ogun state are indigenous or not, it goes to reinforce the fact that Yorubaland is favorable to FDI while the Igboland attracts absolutely nothing like the war ravaged wasteland of Afghanistan.

What services do you provide in Alaigbo that are not available in Ogun state.

Ogun state leads the whole country in numbers of industries, universities, local religious pilgrimage activities, real estates that has prompted migration and investments from other West Africa countries even overseas.

Please, kindly use your reasoning next time you'd want to quote me.

Gabkosh:
Lol, I was the one that even took generator to akpororo's concert in Lagos here.

Don't mind the jealous soul, it just like saying since Cardi B came to Lagos to perform, Nigeria is economically advanced than USA.

This Igbo people, I can't help but laugh over their reasoning capacity.