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[quote author=uj_sizzle][/quote]For sure naa...

No reason that annoying young man quests oh...

[quote author=Mynd_44]And when did you start developing this feeling of "Love" towards this lady?[/quote]The day i found out yhu where this troublesome ...chai..

And besides, i have that thing for everybody as a gift from God. Though it softens when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex...

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's a nice question[/quote]
It's nice you made it rhetorical..

[quote author=Mynd_44]but sometimes you hate her right?

Okay sit lie down on the couch, **grabs a chair** and tell me why you hate her sometimes. Don't be shy, it is okay, just go ahead and tell me[/quote]
Heiiii Mynd Mynd.. You've started again.

I wasn't referin to UJS naaa ... I mean anybody

Why would i hate her? Infakt i love her oooh

[quote author=Mynd_44]I can't stop being who I am na[/quote]True.

Buh yhu can't keep being who yhu are to yhur own detriment or OTHERS... Would yhu?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]He's an irritable lad
...but we love him all the same[/quote]

You know why i don't hate yhu no matter what??

I realize that most times, i'm the one feeling the pain

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Noted. Oya vamoose [/quote] You know go leave am.

I like the way he feels every part of this forum... It shows he'z adventurous and open minded.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I can't help but show who people really are[/quote]That's good sha.

Buh yhu don't do it all the time.. You make them feel bad at times... and they'll think yhu hate them..

[quote author=Mynd_44]The halls darken as silence takes over the courts of the chartroom. Little phantom creatures fly around the surrounding and the sound of their wings come as go as though it were a pulse. The air which was coming slowly picks up and blows open the windows and shatters a window close to where Ajibam is seated...

Slowly the hoofs of a horse is heard in the background and the darkness grows. The light from the little fluorescent bulb dishes as the white light starts illuminating a black source of light.

In the darkness, a presence is felt, not that of the creatures flying around but something larger and a voice came with the presence. A voice that is beyond comprehension a voice which is not carried by air but it makes sense in the head of those who hears it.

"Who dares threaten me?" the voice says
It continues
"Do you not know who I am? I am the end of all living things: The Grim Reaper"[/quote]Good ßoy

If na me now. . Yhu go call am epistle

[quote author=Mynd_44]Afraid of me, I am a harmless puppy[/quote]I know
Your presence is not applauding
You always like causing trouble and embarassing pip0

HumbledbYGrace: M game

I'm afraid of Mynd
Its like yhu are the one showing him the way..

[quote author=uj_sizzle]yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! That was torture [/quote]Sorry ooh. Na only that spambot be my enemy for this forum. Its ban can be once a day... In five days
when you are doing smething important ..you see "YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR A FEW MORE HOURS"

HumbledbYGrace: after all the hussle for description you don't read?

I will nefa write again

Hi Anonimus and Damex

No dear ..not that.

Yhu know their are three types of readers.

1. The peepz that read for fun, when bored and need some cheer up... To keep them company and to make them smile. . Etc.

2. The persons that read to learn something new..that is to know mystery behind the writers story. If it's an advice ooh, or anything that is learnable...

3. (the most important) The students that must read them, to pass exams. . .some are even recommended. Others are a must, as it is used to teach them.

epistle2

NOW your discriptions would fit into 3 and partially 2 but NEVER into 1

It would bore them.
Now you need to keep writing because the Vast needs it.

An0nimus: btw its ajibam on hot seat. you missed your chance to question me.

Maybe 2023

MostHigh: Scoffer

If i hear... Me and yhu and yhur false prophet who be scoffer?

HumbledbYGrace: try me

There is much harm in trying ooh.. Mostly when you ain't sure of the person's reaction.


So i should go on?

Something for the man on the cold seat...

#askAnony
1. Whats your real name?
2. How long have you been in ur church?
3. What's your denomination?
4. Where are you from?
5. How old are you?
6. What's your marital status?
7. What post do you occupy in church?
8. Ever gone to a mountain to pray?
9. Ever witnessed an exorcism?
10. If you are chosen to lead your church worldwide today, what's the first thing you'll do?

An0nimus: funny guy. if them no describe am like that you no go get the real picture

If we get the picture, why should it be a story then?

Sincerely, if they'd just describe i'd be enlightened. . .buh they will add some high-class grammar to confuse my literal mind.

Most times i just skip the freaky discriptions and go towards the conversations... That's what i'm there for.

I get short time schedule for literature, buh na them waste my time pass

obadiah777: a grenade ? care to expand sire Top of the morning to you

Why are you fumbling na..

That round thing, that they open and throw far far away and it will make "kpuf kpuf, kpozaaa" and people will die ...

You know its good for the ww3, i'm planning to have a flat full of them.... Yhu know naa, incase of necessity.. Hu knows ww3 can start 2mao

Ajibam: uj_sizzle ooooo
Too much talk..smh..
Spambot don ban her

unban her now. She did nothing you know...

I hope, i won't be the next

Make i port first...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol Science can be expressed in literature too. We'll see what what we can do [/quote]Una too dey describe, shuoy.

Just to say "He opened the door" , yhu guys would tell us the position of his hand. The way he pressed it hard.., the reaction in his face when it refused opening at first.., the things near the door.., even the reaction on his stomach. . .what he muttered etc . . . Just to say "he opened the door" ooh Smh4una

HumbledbYGrace: lively lol what's wrong Emiru?

It's a long story infakt it's a super story... And you may take it to Mynd's section if i start

HumbledbYGrace: its a story woman

It's a chat also

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol it's on a chat thread woman, not on an individual thread. Why in the world would you move it? We're just playing around.[/quote]She'z jez trying to make yhu shout, and she got yhu

Buh you can start a Christain story though, i avn't seen any1 around... Shey? *don't mynd that gel

HumbledbYGrace: Goodmorning to ya'll, E<R>F how are you

Mawning ma. I'm hale and hearty, buh a bit sad.. Wah about you?

*just call me "Emiru"*

HumbledbYGrace: This story should be in Mynd44's house so, I am gonna move it

Hehehe... Yhu will move all the individual comments to a new thread or what?


I think yhu guys should make the story more religious..

[quote author=aManFromMars][/quote]Good Morning Bro

Too many Literature students in the house...
Una too like discriptions... I'm ah physicist and i hate literature scientifically.

Can i be a bad guy in your story?

I'm Emiru

ATMC: yhu said?

I'v been recieving several attacks because of "Yhu" buh yhu aint

ATMC: yhu learnt from me...i'm original...'twas my autocorrect dt started it

Lemme agree to that partially. Buh why are yhu walking freely, buh me can't?

babycee: Hmmmmmm.... Well I don't like it

Then, i will change it.
So tell me the one yhu like

ATMC: babes, what's gud? didn't see ur breaklight this weekend...did musk take yhu out?

My sister, so i'm not alone